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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78 [Embed] [Embed]
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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making a new thread won't suddenly make it not dead senpai
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Is there any site that re-streams DingIt? Put some skins on AliGon because I'm bored..
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>>121054919
Eporner.com
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>>121055002
Are you sure this is right? Looks like a weird site, why are there so many people hugging while naked on it?
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Anime above everything else.
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There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.
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>>121055459
Lmao
yeah there is
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>>121055459
It is true that there is nothing wrong with any religion as long as you are minimalistic in your fate. Extremism is not okay.
Jewish extremism = the worst kind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnAWZO3IIk
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>JOELZ throwing
wew lad what a surprise
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>>121052432
>>121054513
looks like the player in the vid is more skilled than opponents, but it could just be the cherrypicked clips.
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Reminder he is one of the big reasons why Overwatch is a well designed game.
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NEW OPERATION HYPE

COMING THIS WEEK INFO 100%
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>>121056896
I don't think so, tim.
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>>121056680
what
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>watch maxandrelax game on the shitter
>stark seems really fishy
>check his steam acc linked to his esl
>vac banned 23 days ago, last played csgo 10 oct

Top kek, why is he allowed to play?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/otemoneeeee/
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>>121057250
Oh shit! Confirmed!
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>>121057325
I assume the ban is for some other game.

CyberFocus is quite sick this match.
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>>121056680

>>121001694

For a game that's has more players currently playing than Dota 2 this sure is a dead general.
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Is JOELZ a baiter like Hiko? He's always the last one alive.
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>>121057682
why do you think that is?
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>>121057801
the game is filled with normies?
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>>121057542
>banned 23 days ago
>last played csgo 23 days ago
>offline for 18 days

Are you serious?
He literally just switched to a fresh acc and nobody noticed.
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>>121057325
lol @ stealing flusha's name

but his new one is better
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>>121058002
Cheating or not, he's still gonna lose this match.
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>>120958027
When did the default become 6? it used to be 3
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>>121058002
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>>121058386
Lmao who actually believes that.
If he was above tier 4 that shit wouldn't pass...
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>>121057885
so you know the answer then, good

it's probably a good thing for that matter, cs scene would be fucking awful if magog was considered a big and important community site

look at dota 2, the community is 50/50 reddit and 4chan. it's total trash.
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>>121058365
because of the 6ix god
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>>121056591
As i told you, LE full of casual players.
Aaaaaand of course it is hightlight video. One match is fantastic and another one right in the bottom. I'm not a strong constant player. Kinda emotional player. Feel good - play strong and confidently. Something wrong - mid score or on the bottom.
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>over 1/3rd less viewers
>player numbers slowly starting to decrease
>empty stadiums

overwatch already killing cs? I guess it was only a matter of time, valve cs go team is one of the most incompetent devs i have ever seen.
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>>121059490
i wish overwatch would kill tf2, but nothing ever will :(
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>>121059490
why is it always the FPS devs that utter retards? Why can't there be just one dev that actually knows what they are doing....
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>>121059756
overwatch is a meme game
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DE_SANTORINI SCRIM GET IN HERE
https://popflash.site/scrim/e39b1f51-c22d-4995-823c-9734220bedf7
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>>121060194
BIRUS
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CSGO newbie here.

Are some weapons THAT much better or can I just pick what feels nice and not be a burden to the team?
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So what is up with people still complaining out of their ass in matches. I've reached gold nova 3 now and I thought it would've ended by then. When do other players stop the whine? Double ak? GE?
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>aim at head
>miss
>aim to the left of head
>hit
give me one reason why RNG should be in the game
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MingLee Single MingLee and MingLee ready MingLee to MingLee Ming MingLee Lee
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>>121060575
If you're at a low level, it doesn't matter too much. By the time you get good though you better be good with the AK and M4 otherwise you're fucked.
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>>121060575
Some guns have very low armor penetration, and should not be bought because they will take many hits to kill the opponent assuming they have armor/hat.

An obvious example is the PP Bizon, which can take 7+ shots to kill an armored opponent, though it does SHRED unarmored enemies.
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>>121060575
Guns like MP-9, Mac-10 and PP-Bizon do terrible damage against people with Kevlar. Generally it is encouraged to use the M4 or AK-47 (Always pick up the AK-47 if you're on the CT side, makes defending easier). But if you don't feel like trying to aim you can always play the P90 which has a fair amount of armor penetration.
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in love with the skines i aint never letting go
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>>121060965
>tfw valve will continue to focus on putting in abstract art projects instead of actual things people paint guns to look like
I just want my shit to look good and not like I'm playing nerf arena blast, fuck
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>>121060905
i remember once i played a match on nuke in silver, and two guys kept only buying bizons and had like 20 kills each, i had no clue how they did it but i guess the other team just never figured out to buy armor
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>>121060194
nigger what the fuck is this i have to add a bot?
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>>121060194
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>>121061353
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING.
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>Buy new mouse
>rank up 2 times immediately

Is this a new meme?
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>121061464
this meme is so shit. why does /v/ have to latch onto everything
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>>121060601
epik post
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valve needs to END THIS STICKER SALE NOW!!!
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>>121061181
Yeah, at the silver level you'll all be making too many mistakes for it to matter.

The big +s for Bizon are its large magazine size and cheap cost.

Kevlar is pretty much a required purchase if you want to win the round. Buying a helmet is recommended, esp. against SMGs as it reduces/negates? aimpunch. With helmet, very few guns can one-shot you, esp. at longer ranges, ensuring you'll have a chance to fight back.
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>>121061869
i'm LE now. This was a long time ago. I just wanted to share a fun story
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>>121060601
Huh, you'll see tears at all levels. Just mute people. Nobody really knows what they're doing below DMG+

Even if you're in a high-skill game, players won't notice what you're doing, just what you aren't doing for them.
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>>121060194

Did you already start it? I'm not getting a lobby.
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How do I get good again after taking a break that lasted multiple months?
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>>121062380

You play. Duh.
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>>121062380
you came at things in a new way instead of trying to do the same things and falling into the same mistakes every time

also you probably watched some pro games
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>>121062182
I hoped that it would end eventually, I guess that's asking for too much.
>>121062380
I usually go deathmatch and get AK and try to get 1 shot headshots until I feel comfortable for Comp.
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>>121060194

Wtf is this meme site.
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>>121062607
why the fuck would people ever stop whining

that's a stupid fucking hypothesis
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any1 else think lifting helps them play more consistently/better? i feel like it helps

i want your opinions
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>>121062915

Exercising of any form helps.
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>>121062845
I thought that the higher you got the more people would realize that whining isn't going to improve how the other player is playing or how you're playing. It may improve some peoples ability to play but I really doubt it helps generally.
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>>121062574
What are you even saying?
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>>121063880
my bad. i thought he said he was good after a break, not how to get good
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FLUSHA BUSTED BY KO1N
ITS OVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rUvnuOWBc
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i want to stab warowl in the face
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flusha is my favorite player tbqhwy senpai
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>>121064108
Damn son
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>>121063339
protip: they dont care

you dont need to tryhard even for GE, you can whine and be an antigamer to your hearts content
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>>121064108
>there are people who don't think he cheats
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>>121064108
I still don't understand why more people aren't talking about this. It was so obvious
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>>121064401
>post undeniable proof he does
>HE DIDN DO NUFFIN
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>>121064108
what if flusha is an irl telepath
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How would you feel if they made a Bob Ross Knife?
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Flusha did cheat.
Flusha does not cheat anymore and hasn't done so since mid 2014 or so.
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>>121064108
i think it's funny that 90% of pros were sure flusha was hacking some months ago and now no one says anything
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>>121064824
next knife is a hatchet/tomahawk
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>>121064569
>reading comprehension

>>121064839
explain >>121064108 then
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>>121064108
oh man
fun times for the internet
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whats a ko1n
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>>121063339
A little bit. They actually know things about the game, but they're not very helpful with their critiques.

Maybe at the highest end, players have respect for eachother. Your average mm soloq shitdick isn't going to be nice and try to help you, though. He doesn't care about you, he doesn't even care about winning, he only cares about himself.
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>>121064108
OUR BOY
U
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B
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Y
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>>121065020
what you get when you redeem an operatoin p4zz
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>>121065035
That's the thing I thought people might actually have the decency to not be complete dicks and if they really wanted to win they would try to encourage players to play better. But I guess that's beyond the ability of the average soloquer.
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JOOONTEEEEEE
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>>121054709
Of course it's retarded. It would be TSM is good, not are good.
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>>121065310(Me)
underrated
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>>121064108
Holy fuck when reddit and other mainstream sites catch on to this, flusha is LITERALLY DONE.

>>121065020
Top cheat coder along with supex0
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>>121064108
where can i buy cheats made by that guy? after seeing his youtube it seems like he knows his shit
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>>121065489
how is fy = super?
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>>121065556
you can't unless you know him personally (german).
he doesn't sell any hacks, he only codes stuff for fun and his close friends. he also codes anti cheat stuff so yeah.
I also heard he's pretty cocky.
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>>121064108
>people think this is proof
is this thread full silver or what?
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>>121065746
hello reddit!
was about time you show up
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>>121065746
if you meme too hard at some point the memes catch up with you, m8
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>>121065556
Pretty sure you have to have some decent rep and pay at least 4 figures per month.

You're better off using Organner (Only non-private esea-proof cheat iirc), Iniuria (Cheap and hasn't been detected for years) or Hexui (LAN cheat) desu. Avoid x22 and memeware.
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>>121065875
thinking flusha cheats is reddit and it will always be that way

just because a couple frogcücks crawled out of their mud holes after nV won a major doesn't change shit

>>121065912
deep
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>>121064108
how do they still lose with flusha hacking
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>>121065941
don't listen to this guy, he is absolutely clueless
organner is not the same as it used to be, it's detected buggy trash. don't buy it under any circumstances
Iniuria is ok, but not the best
hexui is codec by menalix that will keylog your computer when you download the cheat. also, they sell configuradtion files on the forum (lol)
x22 and aimware are literally better than everything posted above, except for iniurias VAC UD streak.
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Are polacks objectively retarded? Little story
> search in the lounge for a skin trade i wanted to make
> send trade offers to people who agree my criteria
> couple of hours later, somebody sends me back a counter offer
> i add a couple of skins and he accepts the deal
> his gun (i didnt know until i got it in my inventory) was ft, but really close to mw float values
> i think about giving him something else
> add him
> tell him this story
> i dont have more tradeable skins, i think about giving him a tropico 4 collectors bundle gift i had in the inventory (i alredy had the game before i bought the bundle and i didnt activate it)
> i ask him if he wants this game, linking him the steam store's website link
> he insta-deletes me
> i try to add him again
> he has blocked him
> look into his friend list to someone who was online so he could tell him this was a missunderstunding
> i tell him this story
> instead of giving him the steam link, i link in the chat directly the inventory item
> he instadeletes me again
> check their profile and groups
> both of them are polish kids
Yeah whatever, i want to do a somewhat good action which is rare to see in the lounge and i get this shit
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>>121066084

>>121064569
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>>121066242
tl;dr but yes, they are
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>>121066242
>Good deeds going unpunished
That's not how life works m8
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>>121066167
do you think he can just rage hack to win and get away with it?


also is everybody is this dead general a fucking cheater? jesus the cheat knowledge you fags have..
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>>121060636
Because it's fun.
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>>121066242
they're probably bad with english and thought you were fucking them out of the skins in exchange for the game they didn't want
with that said just take the gun next time, it's their fault for not checking shit
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>>121066191
Kek, I hope they didn't get my CC/PP info.
Yeah Organner definitely isn't close to what it was before but I think there still isn't a single esea proof public cheat... If there is, post a link or something.
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>>121066421
The trade was made alredy, i wanted to give him the game for free since the skin he traded me was far better than i expected, specially when the value of the mw gun is the double of the ft one, and this one (ft) looks like a mw perfectly.. but whatever..
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>>121066641
what's the point of cheating
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>>121061135
this
>>121066369
I'm not. I'm just here for the fresh memes.
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>>121066684
Then I guess either they're retarded or thought you were doing something fishy.
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>>121066697
To make 50 LE/LEM accounts and sell em for 20$ a pop.
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>>121066697
Being better than others.
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>>121066889
there's actually no way you can get $20 for a LEM account with these welfare ranks, i doubt even GE's go for that
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>>121066889
Closer to 30€.
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>>121066983
>a copy of csgo: 15$
>5$ profit

I know, math is hard. :(
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You know why nv is the most likable team? It's because they're not full of fucking tryhards.
Take Happy for instance. He only plays for banter. He would rather knife JW than win a major.
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>>121067075
that's not worth it by any stretch then

first you need to get lvl 3 just to play MM

so much time wasted for terrible profit
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>>121064907

Looking out the corner of your eye and thinking you see something so you flick to it?
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>>121066763
yeah at first i thought the first thing, since linking url may be not trustworthy, an 'r' instead of an 'n' and you get your account hijacked, but when you link an item in the chat directly, there can be absolutely 0 doubt so yeah, they were born with less chromosomes for sure
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>>121066641
There are a few I could list, but lord knows if they are really undetected since ESEA bans in waves. Some go strong for 2months-4months now, but that's about as far as it goes for pub cheats.
There's only a few people that have to knowledge to make undetected ESEA cheats, and they certainly aren't public.
To throw some big names around: how02, wav, badster, mencore
They are probably all capable of making a fully undetected ESEA cheat
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>>121067129
>french
>likeable
this meme will never take off, stop trying
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>>121067186
If you are going to be playing CS anyway it doesn't really matter. Does it? Besides I'm sure you could find a botter to bot a bunch of accounts up to level 3 for 5 bucks each.
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Watching G2 vs NV for the first time. Had to miss it yesterday. Man, this match is heartbreaking.
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>>121067382
it's not like all ways of playing CS are equal in terms of how fun it is. i can barely bother to play MM, not to mention how boring it would be if i was just grinding accounts to LEM with cheats
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>>121067382
depends if you find enjoyable just beating shit players with hacks then i guess it's worth it

i would much rather just play esea or whatever and actually enjoy the matches than bother doing that for pennies
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Official new csgog meme is TL,DR
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>>121068073
Don't talk about coldzera like that
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>>121068073
>>>/b/
>>>/edgy/
>>>/pol/
that way
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>>121067726
im crying
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>>121068254
marcelo would fuck u up
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Why was this person featured during almost every map, sometimes several times? Is someone in the production fucking her or what?

https://twitter.com/AnnKyznietsova
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>>121068342
LOL TRIGGERED
GTFO SHITSKIN
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>>121068435
i am lol
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>>121068549
wow epic 13y/o memes
lol trolled!!!11!1!
hahaha pwned!!!!1!

epic x)
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>>121068435
Guardians gf pretty sure
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>>121068563
Anon, she is only 16.
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>>121068908
>only
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>>121068908
They age faster east of the wall
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so how come only the fps genre is always infested with hackers?

only played this game for like a 100 hours but cba, some of this shit is crazy
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>>121068908
>15 is legal

Soooo?
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>>121069270
because how netcode works

in games that use top down perspective like RTS's and MOBA's it's possible to use networking where all data of enemies is on server side, you can't do that in an FPS game without it causing tons of issues
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>>121069270
>100h and already crying that people are cheating

just quit already, youll always be a perma shitter
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>>121069416
That's not how age of consent works.
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I'm so fucking tired of those Russian/Polish crybabies in MM throwing a fit for every little thing and just ruining the mood by flaming their teammates even though they are bottoming hard. Even at GE that's still a very common sight.
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>>121069532
It is in Scandinavia you unfree american.
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>>121069554
>not 5 stacking every game
are you telling me you are so big of a loser you don't even have to people to play cs with?
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>>121069650
I am Scandinavian and I'm saying that's not how age of consent works. You cannot legally have sex with a 15 year old as an adult. I'm assuming you are an adult.
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If you had no dedication to keeping this game balanced, what gun would you add if any?

I'd personally add an SKS option to replace the Galil as a dedicated tapshooter but a trash sprayer with a long-ass reload time.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3r9hpe/flusha_busted_by_ko1n/

Flusha finally busted for good?
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>>121068908
Even if that wasn't legal where I live I'd move to Germany or Spain to hit it desu.
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>>121069957
If you still think Flusha cheats in 2015, you are a moron.
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>flusha prefires a corner

he must be haxing
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top fucking kek
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desu senpai
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>>121070078
2 0 1 5
0
1
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>>121069957
i'm baffled if someone thinks this will seriously lead to anything
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>>121070029
It's not legal where you live and it's not legal in Germany or Spain. Please educate yourself before speaking on this board or get in trouble (I don't care about the latter desu).
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>>121069868
In Denmark you can, don't know what shit scandinavian country you live in?

A ~40 y/o politician had sex with a 16y/o quite some years ago and there was a big scandal about it, he apologized but that was the end of it because nothing illegal was done.
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>>121069868
Let me chime in for a second. I'm german and the way we see it is, if a person is over the age of 14, they can do whatever they want with their body.
Except if it involves alcohol, nicotin, marrying or consuming media not rated for their age.

The only times that rule is outweighed is teacher/student or similar situations, where the adult has a duty to look after the guy/girl
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>>121070168
Anon, we don't want you and reddit don't want you, go to htlv.
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>>121070243
>It's not legal where you live and it's not legal in Germany or Spain.
>Americans don't understand that other people are more free than them.
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>>121070168
>OP is a 3rd world slavshit
how surprising, probably just generally bitter due to being what he is
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>>121070382
I'm already there.
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>>121070256
It's not legal. That's not how the age of consent works.

>>121070375
You don't make the law.

>>121070434
I'm Scandinavian.
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>>121069957
It certainly looks damning, considering the guy knows his shit with aimbots.
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>>121070197
It won't since reddit mods are paid to keep it under covers and valve themselves will do anything to pretend the pro scene doesn't have a huge cheater issue.
Always makes me sad when I think about them ruining the scene long term just so they wouldn't lose credibility short term.
They should have cracked down hard on cheaters from the beginning.
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>>121070550
you'll fit right in there along with the polaks and serbs and other shit country citizens
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>>121070598
At the age of 15 you can have sex with anyone you like.

That is how age of consent works here.
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rekt u flusha haters
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>>121070375
yo tali
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>>121070795
t. pure blooded spaniard
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>>121070825
No, it is not.
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>>121071032
lol u trolled me well kappa meme
trollolol

xd
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>>121070841
>implying their desperate censorship is not more evidence that it's true
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>>121071150
Please grow up and go read the law. That's just not how the age of consent works in Scandinavia.
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>>121071257
lmao, do you understand that retarded hltv kids like you from countries where the monthly gdp is the same as what my country pays me for attending uni keep making these stupid submissions about some pro allegedly doing something fishy all the time

obviously they have taken a general approach to remove them if it's simply just a video highlighting a single action instead of a VAC ban or something
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>>121070702
lmao nice tinfoil hat you conspiratard
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>>121071931
I've never posted on reddit in my life you faggot.

Yes and he will never be vac banned because any good private hack will just deactivate after an update and will get tested on throwaway accounts first.
There's no reason why discussion of fishy clips shouldn't be allowed, especially when a known cheat coder explains what's going on.
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>>121071931
You retard still didn't understand the video.
Just go back to reddit, the community fits to your IQ level there
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>have over 4000 hours in csgo
>over 600 mm wins
>take a break
>I am no longer allowed to play MM because I am "rank 1"

FUCK YOU VALVE YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER KIKES

WHY IS THIS ACECPTABLE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>121072464
because you might be a smurf :^( better spend 3 hours playing shitty gamemodes nobody likes!
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>>121072464
>people getting this mad over that

lmao

you must have fits and tantrums when your parents wont buy you new lego sets too right?
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>>121072428
i understood the video perfectly well

it's just a coincidence
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>>121072612
To be fair something you have purchased with your own money and used for a significant period deciding to waste your time is pretty annoying
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>>121072519
>3 hours

haha good joke

>>121072612
no i just thought i would be allowed to play a game that i paid for and have over $200 in cosmetics
>>
So I got this game the other day and I am gn3. What i would like to know is how the fuck do I stop queuing into games where my team is full of shittards and afks or am I forever to be gn3 because every game I get my team is shit? Does this stop once I rank up?
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>>121072704
>spraying at a spot that literally no one ever sits at
>it's just a coincidence that a cheat 'activates' at that exact location
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>>121072827
Welcome to Counter Strike.

Either you start making friends or fight yourself through the shitranks.

>Protip: Every rank is shit
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>>121072704
>it's just coincidence!
>flush aimlocks more consistent than he frags
>it's just coincidence
neck yourself you stupid reddit fag
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>>121072704
Delusional or meming?

Just in case, these kind of hacks are pretty much impossible to detect unless you see them failing in rare cases like these.
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>>121072893
there's no way his cheat would make him accidentally do something like that

it would be a shit cheat, not one that he could've used all this time undetected
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>>121072519
>not liking arms race

Real talk, arms race is fun as h*ck and it is easily the fastest I have seen shitters go zero to mad
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>>121073157
that's exactly what the video explains.
congratulations, another idiot that doesn't understand it.
maybe try to read the text in the video
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>>121072827
>is nova 3
>calls his team shittards when he most likely plays like cripple with downs
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>>121073157
his cheat didn't make him do anything. it only shows a red box if the cheat thinks someone is in line of sight and damageable. so flusha shoots at the red box, but it turns out his cheating fuck doesn't realize his cheat breaks at that area.
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>>121073157
The problem is that I think he assumed the bot was seeing the guy in the direction he was aiming at whereas cache as a map is bugged so he was seeing that guy instead
he was looking to 'prefire' in order to know where exactly the first defender was, but instead he ended up tapshotting that guy running through
one in a million chance, but it happens sometimes
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>>121073319
>integrated wallhack
nice game gotards
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i think flusha uses the same hacks i do. 100% undetectable by vac, hard to overwatch

i call them "outdated/beta amd drivers"
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>>121073157
He pressed his aimkey and due to the unlucky constellation of him and the enemy crossing to checkered, it activated in a way he couldn't predict.
You can see his confusion and how he needs a few seconds to compose himself again and aim back to where he should.
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>>121073550
yup he installed them on the nvidia gpus at lan epic stuff
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>>121072784
I know how you feel, mate. I had hundreds of wins and had to come back and play casual for probably 10 hours or something. It was awful.

The game is seriously not fun unless it's a competitive 5v5.

I really feel for dudes that only have time for 1 game a week or something. It is seriously terrible.
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>>121073515
If you can't win vs novas with wall hacks in such a convincing fashion they call hacks on you, you should uninstall
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>>121073712
lan was running 5770s
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>>121073712
or he simply used his own mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fxy2di0Y8k
oops
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add me animes and for erp

http://steamcommunity.com/id/AutismSpeaks/
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>>121073849
So?
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>>121074071
id pay so much money to look at his code, no joke
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>>121074073
What's that bg from?
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>game with RNG out the ass
>overpowered pistols
>cheating 'pros'
>people still support this
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>>121073849
<anime
shake my head to be honest family
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>>121074597
now you know how the majority of /pol/ feels when it comes to politics
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>>121073448
lol you think flusha has a fucking visible red box on his screen when he is sitting there on the stage?

>ppl r this retarded
>>
>get paid
>don't have time to go to the bank
reee
REEEEE!!!!
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>>121074810
this pretty much
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>>121073708
are you saying the cheat also shoots for him? not only aiming?
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>>121074831
soundproof booth with no one behind him but coach =/= stage
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>>121075178
Admins were in the booth retard
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>>121075178
so you think the coach is aware of the cheating? lmao
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>>121075157
yes
mouse1 = normal
mouse4 (or any other key) = aimbotkey +attack
>>121074831
the red box is just there to make the bug visible which caused him to aimlock
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>>121075329
no there wasn't
https://youtu.be/d72zm9J2TTU?t=2m9s
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>>121075157
I don't know but I personally don't think it does, the shooting was done on accident since the sudden lock startled him.

Even if he doesn't cheat there is no reason for him to shoot there and it had to be on accident.
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>>121075496
i don't believe for one second his cheat would also shoot for him instead of simply aiming
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>>121076041
What exactly do you mean?
The cheat itself doesn't shoot for him, it just aims, like the previous aimlocks. But he can press the aimlock key and his mouse1 key, or even have another key which does the above in one key press, and thus results in what you see in the video.
>>
need 2 ppl for 5 man premade mm
we're around dmg rank so we're terrible
u think u can carry us think again
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198054896547/
add me
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>>121076656
>neatherlands
>>
>tfw keep posting more trades on csgolounge hoping someone will fuck up and trade me free shit again
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>>121076738
english danish and dutch
americans are very welcome
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>>121076838
you're god damn right we are motherfucker
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>>121076656
im silver 2 can i play with you guys
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>>121077063
yes add me
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>>121076838
yeah but ping hammie
gl
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>>121077063
same
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>>121064824

>if you knife the wall you create a little happy tree
>>
you're given the rosters of mousesports, g2, dignitas, fnatic, and nip
Make 4 rosters, 1 must speak english
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>>121077458
all of NiP speaks english so this challenge is stupid
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>>121076656
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242455228952/76561198054896547
join cunts
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Is my variance ok? How do I fix the choke?
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>>121077773
DONT CLICK VIRUS
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>>121077847
that's with a game IP retard. lobby ip's are perfectly safe
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>>121077974
neck yourself
>>
MOUZ VS G2 WAS THE BEST MATCH OF THE MAJOR
>>
desu gonna buy halo
wbu
>>
Eu SMFC wanting to play late night comp without regular premade: add pls

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Just-Incase/
>>
cuz i know when that steamchat bling
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I GOT A REALLY BIG TEAM
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>>121064108
OH SHIT NIGGA
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>>121078238
I dunno about that, but G2 was definitely the most fun team to watch this major.
>>
Just got to rank 3 and about to head into competitive for the first time, what are your tips to make my experience ______fun
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csgog meme game weak af rn
when will reddit leave
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>>121082732
Communicate, know the maps, buy grenades and armor whenever possible.
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>>121073849
k
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>>121082885
You tell me, you should know. Liking that sandnigger, you must be head of the reddit boys.
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>>121082732
Listen to sound. Don't make a lot of sound. Don't take things so seriously. People are gonna play like idiots at low ranks. So just wait for easy pickings.
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>>121083063
moe is >our NA guy tho u newḟam
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It's a shame G2 withdrew from the CEVO LAN this weekend. I wanna see 'em play again.
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>>121083861
what teams are playing
>>
>800 hrs played as a rifler
>get matched with some French faggotrons that keep speaking gibberish so I can't understand shit
>we're down 2-13 first half
>decide to fuck it and use the 2nd half to try a new style
>grab an awp after we win pistol and eco rounds
>proceed to shit on enemy team
>15-15

AWPing is so retardedly easy
>>
my new gpu peaked at 87 celsius during 20 man dm
is that too much
noticed my fps sometimes dropped from 300 to around 200
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>>121086075

That's normal for some OCed video cards. Mine doesn't go over 50-60 though.
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>>121086075

>buying nvidia
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anybody DMG-LEM level wanna go for a few MM, i got two others already
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>>121086153
i alt tabbed a few times during the game to check the temp and it was usually around 70, i assume that's not too terrible? my case has only a stock fan at the back and two at the top, none on the side
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>>121086529
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>>121086529
me desu

post lobby link
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>>121085902
You may have also played a bit unpredictable thus throwing off people trying to deal with a more experienced, traditional AWPer. Playing against somebody who doesn't do shit you'd expect is really, really tough.
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>>121086529
post the fucking link faggot
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>>121086651
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242455362731/76561198210841711
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what the fuck is up with community servers
people sliding around
gun sounds not playing
footsteps literally fucking everywhere
doesn't happen on official servers
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>>121086946
cl_cmdrate 127
cl_updaterate 127

fixd :]
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>>121086693

Well I don't know what you would call a traditional CT AWPer on Mirage. Just go mid and sit window? I would keep switching my peeks from window to connector, sometimes I early picked ramp or went B and peeked short. Then I would just juggle between mid, underground, and palace. Eventually they stopped coming mid altogether except the occasional underground guy trying to pistol snipe me.
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>copy this and save it as a bookmark pastebin.com/MuA0Qket
>go to steam profile - friends - recently played with
>click on the bookmark
>ctrl+f VAC BANS
>post result
0, eu is clean of cheaters thank god phew
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>>121087116

This is old news. I've had 4 or 5 total cheaters since I started checking. None lately though, especially died down after the big VAC waves.
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>>121087080
okay
so why did my updaterate lock at 0 for no reason
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>>121087760
because memes
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>barely played the game before
>join dm
>choose avp
>mfw I'm fucking unstoppable, quickscoping everyone before they can do shit, even without thinking about it
>>
Does anyone have any NIP autograph stickers for cluj Besides Allu? I'm looking for Friberg and Get right.
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>>121088068
hello reddit
>>
>play with razr naga and shitty razr mousepad since the beginning
>finally decide to invest into a good mouse and a good mousepad
>aim so much better after getting used to it

ehm go tards?
>>
>>121088186
Yes, GTR.
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>>121088186
Are they not on sale anymore?
>>
>>121086529
location?
Why does nooooooone post location
>>
>>121089884
No, I just don't have monies and I sold the maximum of 200 items to not be able to give more info. I have a AUG storm souvenir that has the Katowice 2014 stickers. I just want to sell it quick and alot cheaper. Its 89 cents on the market and I'll trade it for 40 cents for Get right and Friberg
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why is this allowed
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>>121090795
desu senpai I wish the gun was good because I would use that skin desu, senpai
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>>121090795
To be fair it's no more obnoxious than the abstract art skins most people cum over. It's terrible colors that don't fit the game at all, it's just that this is also a little weeby.
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>>121090989
famas > aug > m4
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>>121090795
so weebs would use a shit gun and get shit on or trolled them by putting it on a shit gun
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>>121092847
What famas skin should I buy?
Right now I have no famas skin, no aug skin, no sg, skin, and some shitty m4 skin.

I bought a new awp skin, but I never have the chance to use it because everyone already buys a million awps on my team
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>>121093134
FAMAS has pretty much no good skins (ie ones that don't look gaudy as fuck) so I just use Colony.
>>
>lose pistol round and the following 4 rounds
>2 anime faggots start doing deag/scout only
>theyre obnoxious as fuck so i mute them
>they start charging down mid every round
>lose 16-6

legendary eagle master matchmaking
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>>121093372
The new one is pretty nice. Edgy af tho.
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>>121093134
>>121093372
I like Neural Net.
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>>121094414
I just want stuff that looks vaguely fitting for the setting, and pretty much no skins are that anymore. It's all weird patterns and trying to make sure people can see that you have the best skinne from as far away as possible :^)
it's trash, I hate it
>>
how is the famas spray pattern compared to the m4?

I went long versus a planted bomb at A (dust 2)
and my spray was total shit. I ended up doing 50 damage to 2 people and then died. I just wasn't used to it I think.

Should have I gone cat, or CT? Or am I just shit
>>
>>121094953
If you are going to to a long range batle with the famas, right click for burst mode and try and hit the first burst shot on the head.
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>>121094953
FAMAS spraying takes some time getting used to.
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>>121067129
>>121067129

hello reddit
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>>121066242
tl;dr
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>buying anything other than the Five-seveN (5-7) on ct side

ummmm gogurts?
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>>121095213
>>121095272
So burst for long range?
I basically didn't have enough for an m4, but I normally play B so I thought I could spray close/midrange pretty well. But I ended up having to go to long and RIP. It was pretty embarrassing to be honest.
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>>121095832
yes. spray for mid/close.
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>>121095832
I almost always spray, unless the enemy is really far away or I'm doing a quick peek shot. Then again, I almost exclusively play Inferno. I buy FAMAS a lot, I like it.
>>
http://www.hltv.org/forum/942545-3kliksphilip-is-fart-master-more-proof

lol
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>>121096914
wot
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>>121096914
im honestly shaking my head family
>>
>>121069458
people hack in LoL, stuff like automatically doing ability combos when in range or automatically dodging moves
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>>121096914
shocking truth
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>>121090795
>tfw i have the akihabara
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>mfw people say things like Kappa and 4Head outside of twitch
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>>121100947
>tfw you play with a bunch of nice and friendly people
>all of the sudden one types "kappa"
All respect lost.
>>
>>121096914
I always knew redditors were fucked up people.

I wonder what kind of skeletons is behind warowls or misshorseys closet
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>>121101176
>warowl
he's secretly not actually republican
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>>121101117
>>121100947
reaction to people using stale twitch memes at all

youd think people would be picky about their meme usage but idiots will be stupid fucking idiots.
>>
>no more all chat banter before and after comp matches

We did it reddit! We stopped those toxic cyberbullies!
>>
>>121103117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6_VnEJbOUo
>>
>no gf to make fart videos with
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>>121103231
This is probably one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Thank you so much for this post.
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>LEM
i started playing a month ago and i can't handle AWP. If there's a good awp in the team ill bottom frag every game. How do you kill these guys?
>>
>>121103910
smokes flashes mollys
>>
>>121103708
how the fuck did he even convince her to do fart videos.
>>
>>121104072
they just wait them out forever since they usually save the awp anyways
>>
>>121103910
never peek their awp
>>
>tfw csgo is now officially a dead game
>>
>>121103910
go the other way
>>
>when that guy on twitter with tons of followers posts selfies and no one retweets, replies or even favorites
>>
I just pulled out a 1v2 3hp clutch with an UMP and made Russians yell "OOOOOOHHHHH". That felt good.
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>>121105210
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0 100 real quik she used to call me on the cellphone
>>
Why did no one tell me FiveSeven is OP as fuck.
>>
>>121105936
trying to keep the secret ;)
>>
maik a may may
>>
anyone using 4:3 stretched here?
>>
>>121103910
flash to make him hide, kill him when he tries to re peek
>>
>>121107821
Recently changed to 4:3 stretched and I really like it. Only thing is it shifts everything on my 2nd monitor.
>>
>>121107821
used it for a bit, switched to 16:10 stretched because I had hard time hitting people moving sideways
I don't really notice the difference though, nothing really went better or worse I don't think
I think it's all placebo
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>>121107821
Primary AWP here.

I would never use anything else.
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dmg~LEM last spot!
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>>121109125
>>121108919
>>121108130
did you change your m_yaw?
im really liking 4:3 so far, but I cant decide if I should change my m_yaw
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>>121109590
never changed it on any resolution, I never noticed a difference
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Can the sticker capsules stop being on sale so i can make bank valve desu?
>>
>>121109736
>desu
why the fuck is everyone saying this
>>
>>121109590
I didn't change anything. Stretched makes people fatter and easier to hit.
>>
shake my head to be honet family desu~
>>
>>121103910
call them triggerbot
>>
>>121109728
>>121109871
when using stretched, horizontal sensitivity feels higher, ingame distance is the same but because everything is wider, it feels faster.
some people say to use m_yaw 0.0165 and to multiply your sens by 1.33.
>>
>>121110210
yeah I realize how it works but never bothered to change it and got used to it really quickly
>>
>>121110424
im gonna try to get used to default m_yaw then
>>
anyone know if the old buy both m4's with binds works still?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOJ5tqfF3Lo

this is a pretty funny video, any else like it?
>>
>>121110732
not sure, i know that valve fixed something with buying both m4's
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>>121110732
no
>>
>>121110849
:(
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I started playing cs go a few months ago, and just did my first ranked game. 3 of my team were just trolling the whole time, like teamkilling, not defusing the bomb, giving false callouts, shit like that. Such a fucking awful experience. Is solo queue usually like this?
>>
>>121109274
ANY RANK SOMEONE JUST COME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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When did nova to mg1 get so bad?
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>>121110772
i searched siz in steam and the first 4 with anime avatars i check have vac bans
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>>121111049
like anyone would want to play with an anime from csgog
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>>121111252
My avatar is a normie one now onegai >////<
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>>121111349
dozo yorosku
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>>121111108
But they've always been bad.
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>>121110929
i've been solo queueing basically since ranked mode was released. i've played maybe 800 or 900 matches, at least 700 must have been solo. the majority of the time it's fine. outright trolling like that is rare in my experience, at least on the teams i've been on. having two teammates that just can't get along with each other or teammates that try to start laying blame is more common, but still pretty rare. maybe 10% of the time there's a problem on my solo queue teams. i've found it to be more common in lower ranks. NA west btw, that might make a difference
>>
>>121110929
Since I'm Scandinavian, solo queuing for me is like playing Russian Roulette. Something you just get fucked and there's nothing you can do about it. Silver can be pretty bad, it gets better.
>>
Anyone know how to force the HUD into the GOTV style in Overwatch? Every now and then a demo will have a slightly different HUD layout, with just small player icons at the top instead of the bigger statius bars on the sides. cl_reload_hud and hud_reloadscheme didn't work.
>>
>>121111108
>can't even win in MG1

baka tbqhwyrn senpai, should go back to Reddit with the rest of the shitlords
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>>121113739
I am also NA West. Despite the trolling we still tied though and I think I did pretty good for my first game.
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>>121115830
Just don't let let it get you down, most of the time it won't be like that. And if you get paired up with people intentionally tk'ing or intentionally losing slam-dunk rounds, just report them. Nothing you can do about the bad callouts though.

You looking to play tonight? What's your steam profile?
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I bought this game a week ago and just got placed into Gold 3 after my 10 ranked wins, how did I do?
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>>121116679
nah, I'm kinda exhausted, gonna sleep soon. also too self conscious to play with anyone here yet.
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Noen norskbrodre som er interessert i å spille mellom LEM-SMFC
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>>121111220
those were a long time ago, he doesn't cheat anymore
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>>121117875
regards, cacti, the man who still has not reached global after siz boosted him
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Since stickers are now 25 cents each, which team should i buy?
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>>121118178
regards, cacti, the man who has about 6 hours played in csgo last 2 weeks
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>>121118607
cacti likes TERA, it doesn't take talent he says
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>>121118542
g2
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>>121117418
well you already said you were a beginner so it's not like you'd be expected to be amazing or anything.

anyone else on the west coast looking for a reserve-group lobby add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/doktordan/
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>>121118942
lobby link
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242455851560/76561197972552922
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WASTED AND WOUNDED
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>tfw just quit playing UT2004 after years and years
>tfw just got the game
>tfw i'm bad and all my friends are LE and LEM
>don't want to play with them and ruin their fun
>have no idea why every gun has a spray pattern instead of shooting exactly where you shoot it
>have no idea how to do anything

somebody help me i really want to like this game and get better at it

what's the most bullshit annoying stupid thing i can do to be useful to my team and take advantage of my UT experience
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>>121120049
deagle only
420 deag it senpai
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>>121066369

>tfw global with no cheats and laughing at all these guys sweating to stay LEM with hacks and trying to dodge overwatch
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>>121120239
will do

can i ask why tho
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>>121120482
i think people who only buy deags and do bad are funny and i like seeing others get mad :)
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>>121120049

lower your sens
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>>121120575
fair enough

I don't get mad at video games though
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>>121120764
your team will if you do bad, the other team will if you dont :)
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>>121121021
that actually sounds perfect then
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxv3rOjCwS8
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>>121120348
>tfw LE and all my wins are 16-14 against 100 hour accounts or 16-3 stomps against legit eagles and eagle masters
>mfw too good for smurfs
>mfw smurfs are their own problem now not mine
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>>121122486
Wat
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>>121122895
>having fun making other people feel upset

yep thats mistes

the outcast of his highschool and the lonely kid that can't even make friends on 4chan
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>>121122982
pretty sure thats not mistes
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>>121122982
thats https://twitter.com/issashine_
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I was thinking of watching all the original star treks on youtube while i dm. sound cool?

>>121123083
qt
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>>121122895
being kissed by a lewd cute boy
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>>121123115
lmao @ the moment you post this he deletes the gay pick of himself he posted complaining about how he has to bleach his hair
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>no csgog bros to go be counter terrorists with in the seals
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>>121123252
>mfw
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>>121123149
>>121123115
>>121122895
>profile hidden 1min after twitter is posted
Hah, wow. That faggot is really posting here. These are the kind of braindead anime shitters you argue with on here.
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>>121123396
lol nope, but stay paranoid hammie
>>121123384
haha
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>>121123115
>>121123252
how did you know it was him
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>>121123548
you come to know these things. he brings a bad name onto us normal not shit animes.
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>>121123678
was it because of the character he posted? i was friends with that guy before and i didnt even consider that post was him
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>>121123818
at risk of sounding like that guy who calls half the general harveyfag, he has a very particular posting style, but i'm not the one who called it out first

also mistes isn't an asshole at all so that was just off
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>>121123876
>also mistes isn't an asshole at all so that was just off

yeah he is

he shitposts umaru and talks shit on everyone despite being dmg
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>>121123949
he shit posts umaru, but hes a nice guy and doesn't really talk shit.
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>>121123876
Oh, please. It's easy as fuck to read harveyfag.

Also yes mistes is a shitposter, he contributes nothing good to this general. The fact that I even know who he is proves that.
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>>121124008
easy to spot, yeah, but it's not like you couldn't confuse him for 2-3 random posters who no one knows. mistes shitposts, but hes not an asshole, was my point.
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>>121123949
he isn't dmg, not sure where that meme came from
have played casual with him a bunch of times and spectated
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>>121124113
You could if you only see one or two of his patterns in one post. If you see several of them in one post, it's easy to tell.

>shitposts
>not an asshole
pick one
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>>121101176
>>121096914
>not having a fart fetish
baka desu senpai
>>
I just picked up CSGO today, havn't played CS at all since I was a teenager

Why do guns still have fucking weird spray mechanics after like 3/4 games

Why do I still have to aim at peoples feet to hit their head

No really I would like to know if there is a reason behind this other than thats how it was in 1.6 and people dont like change
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>>121124171
>he isn't dmg
>have played casual with him a bunch of times and spectated

do you realize how stupid you sound

you can't judge someones skill from playing in casual lmao
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>>121124179
from last time i saw paranoid guy calling half the thread harveyfag, his reasons were: no punctuation, dumb, and no caps, setting aside freakazoid/harvey posts.

those three things apply to a lot of posts.

>>shitposts
>>not an asshole
>pick one
lol
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>>121124249
yeah not sure why i mentioned that since i played comp with him also, but it was with 200 ping as opposed to like 20 on eu casual

you don't have to believe me, but he's supreme with decent aim, doesn't use mic though
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>>121124447
>cacti calling someone else good

thanks for the laugh

go back to your literal cheating team on cevo low open
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>>121124520
who?
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>>121124560
cacti
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>>121124560
we did it reddit
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>tfw you wanna make a smurf for le epic trollerinos but don't want to bother getting to rank 3
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NA has reddit/esea, EU has HLTV, why does Aus use cybergamer as their go to forum
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>>121124962
nah you want to smurf because you've gotten bad and don't want to face the fact that you're due to downrank
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>>121125016
Is it even possible to derank after the Welfare-rank update?
I once literally lost 5 matches in a row and didn't derank
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>>121125236
only if you just ranked up

deranking is nigh impossible if you dont want to bottom out 10+ games
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>mfw kenis is officially the best player in the world

What now
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>>121125350
what are you talking about dude
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>>121125350
>happy carries nv with aimlock

i guess shitposters will shitpost.
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>>121125016
I have 2 global accounts and a 80-90% win ratio while topfragging or being second in almost every match.
Just gets kind of stale and messing around with shit weapons sounds fun.
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>>121125016
Personally I smurf to help novas get better.
I go usp/glock + armor + nades or eagle + nades
That keeps me from rekkin nubs but makes it still playable and possible for novas to kill me.
This is how smurfing should be, but some people shit all over novas and that pisses me off.
Also nothing beats the feeling of de_stroying wallhacking n1s with the railgun usp.
>>
>ibp will never ever be unbanned
based
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>>121125576
I thought its kioshima

wtf
>>
I'd like to see some evidence of happy hacking
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>>121126432
I watched his aimlock hit so many people, I'm pretty sure they decided to show as little as happy as possible cuz he can't hide it for shit.
>>
>accused a player of cheating
>no proof

Nice game gotards
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>>121126513
During the Fnatic nv match happy killed pronax on Cobble near drop and locked onto krimz through the pillar near doors. Find the VOD yourself, I don't care enough to find it.
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>>121126370
source?
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It's obvious that Valve doesn't care about cheaters in the pro scene/doesn't want them exposted.
All they'd have to do is keylog the players' input and crosscheck it against suspicious scenes like that later and you'd have 100% proof they cheat/don't cheat.
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>>121126884
except you can do aimlock without key input
you have to have an ungodly knowledge of the maps in 3 dimensions though
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>>121126884
People already don't want to play the game with smurfs and hackers, imagine if they found out the people everyone aspire to be were faggots too?
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>>121126954
I don't know about that but I'm pretty sure the people right now do have aimkeys to give them knowledge.
Would be easy to just log for one tournament and then weed out the cheaters without telling them before to clean up the scene.

>>121126983
Yeah that's why Valve doesn't investigate this shit.
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>>121126629
what event
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>>121126884
read this post lol i made it earlier because someone said basically the same thing you're saying
>>121072183
>>
I feel like if the enemy team has a single good awper on CT side and we don't money fuck them, we lose every time.
>>
why is the guy who rushes every round on ct the same guy who hides in the back and always goes in last on t side
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so did flusha really hage? or is he 2legit2quit?
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>Just lost a game 16-10 where I went 40-14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
>>
(save me)
>>
r8 my loadout csgog

knife: kara blue steel ft
m4a4: st x-ray
ak: st case hardened
deagle: hand cannon
glock: wraiths
p2k: corticera
cz: yellowjacket
awp: graphite
famas: neural net
galil: stone cold
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>>121128886
famas is shit
>not using tec9 on terrorist
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>>121127503
Great quality post, thanks for linking it to me!
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>>121129318
np

you're dumb for thinking valve cares

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor

read that

i doubt valve is trying to protect cheaters, they probably are just incompetent as fuck and dont know what to do
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>>121129417
of course they don't know what to do, christ
nobody is saying valve loves cheaters and wants to keep them around, it's just that they aren't sure what the right move is to deal with cheats in order to minimize damage to the community and in classic valve fashion they'd like to keep the info they are overlooking to themselves
if people had definitive proof a good number of pros were hacking, they'd have to ban them immediately and they don't know what result top top guys getting tossed out would have on the community
christ, why do people have so much trouble with this
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>>121129417
You're dumb for thinking they don't care.

A big cheating scandal among the tier 1 teams would severely damage the reputation of the scene considering there are hundreds of thousands of dollars at stake.

They have a vested interest in not making this public if they care about money and growth of the scene.
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>>121129721
lmao

tip your tinfoil fedora more

did you forget about kqly? he probably cheated at lans
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>>121129753
and he got fucking vac banned
if that hadnt happened I doubt that valve would have done anything
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>>121129753
kqly was never as big as flusha, happy and the other t1 guys.
Did he even win anything big?
Also, kqly was VAC banned, nothing valve can do if someone is stupid enough to use a detected cheat.

It's not like valve would have investigated him based on fishy scenes.

Flusha and co will never get VAC banned since they pay a lot of money to make sure their hacks are always used on test accounts first.
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>>121129824
shut up you retard

>>121129683
read this guys post
>>121129721
>nobody is saying valve loves cheaters and wants to keep them around
he is saying valve wants them because theyre scared of the damage that would happen if they banned them

except kqly got banned and no one fucking cares now and it didnt do shit to the scene
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>>121129946
Can you be any more stupid? There's highly reliable evidence these people are cheating, there is the irrefutable fact that the scene's reputation would suffer if the best players everyone looks up to were outed as cheaters.

It's not a "conspiracy theory", it's simple common sense.
If I was at valve and I was this far into this mess I would have zero incentive to investigate cheating pros either.
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>>121128935
i almost never buy the famas, which one do you recommend anon?

also i don't use a tec9 skin they're all pretty ugly in my opinion
>>
>>121129946
there's a difference between one dude and what could very well be at a worst-case scenario one cheater per top tier team
that would instantly make the esport meme look pretty stale and they would lose those esports bucks
this is why they're scared to do something, because the scale of the problem could honestly mean casual viewers would stop caring were it made 100% visible
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>>121130068
groundwater is pretty good for tec9 imo
djinn or cyanosplatter is good for famas
>>
>>121130064
if there was highly reliable evidence there would be discussion about this on actual places other than the shithole /csgog/ is
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so when is valve gonna ban flusha
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>>121125290

I've been steadily going down from DMG, I'm at GN3 now.
(Not deranking on purpose)
>>
Didn't Valve say they fixed the bug where player models would clip through thin walls? That shit's still happening to the vent on cs_assault (also it lets muzzle flashes through)

I better not get banned because of this shit
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>>121130425
>bug
also the muzzle flash thing is buggy as fuck
>>
im dmg after 80 wins how did i do

please bear in mind i'm pure garbage and literally only good at sc2
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>>121130173
The discussion thread on reddit got deleted and I found threads about it on several other websites by googling.
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>>121130953
depends on if you like scarlett or not
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>>121130350
Dude do you have some physical or mental disability or how do you derank post welfare ranks?
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>KQLY is streaming right now and every comment in chat is about cheating
>>
>cheating in LAN

But how? Unless the event let you plug in your own usb drive its impossible

There's even a referee to check on the player no?
>>
>>121131148
Kqly and others already did it. There are cheats you download over the steam workshop, and hardware hacks installed through drivers.
There's probably more but I'm not an expert on that matter.
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>>121131148
>doping in events

But how? Unless the event lets you inject something its impossible

There's even urine tests to check on the player no?
>>
>>121124245
>Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
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>>121131254
its not updated tho
>>
we tuning in for chinese matches?
>>
when are valve going to ban flusha, happy and jkaem? clearly hackers who need punishment.
>>
best teeth in the fucking game
>>
tfw no more joe miller
>>
>tfw semmler died
>>
>>121132012
>>121131548
>>121132060
>>121132509
sameguy?
>>
It has been custom painted with a beastly creature in psychadelic colours.
>>
>have a perfectly good airsoft gun
>make it gayer than an airsoft gun already is
why does reddit keep doing this http://imgur.com/a/T4S2K
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>>121132712
nice job dude
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>>121133294
>airshit

literally who cares? It's already a toy anyway.
>>
>>121133294
>keeping that gay orange tip on
fucking why yo
every $5 cap gun that I had as a kid instantly lost that, i knew that it was retarded at age 9
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>>121133294
>wasteland rebel
>gay

nigga I'll fuckin cut you

1v1 @ goose, round 4

don't be late
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i feel like fragshack has been worse (player skill wise) lately

can someone confirm or am i just slowly getting better
>>
>>121133556
wasteland rebel isn't gay... but on airsoft it is
>>
>>121077794
var is 100% server end

so unless you are the server, there is shit all you can do about it
>>
how do i marry a horny widow with money?
>>
>>121133556
you like a skin that unironically says 1337 krew

like just think about it
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>>121134332
and 1337 krew was spray painted on goose in 1.6

it's about homage, fuck what gotards think of it; but I guess that goes over the heads of just about everyone in this thread

y-y-ou too senpei
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>>121134585
i know it's a homage but that doesn't mean leet speak isn't fucking lame
>>
someone pls put hotline miami music kit on market for dirtcheap
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>>121134628
done man enjoy
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Thorin is still butthurt one of the players who he masturbates to showed up at DH
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>>121134619
we were young senpai

we were young

at the time it was the cool thing, years from now we'll look back at now just the same
>>
>>121134761
its not there
>>
>>121134628
you used to you used to
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only 5k more and it's mine

we're all gonna make it brehs
>>
>Watched the whole dreamhack
>0 souvenirs
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>>121135074
shit knife, harveynigger
>>
4/5 need one, any rank is fine (will carry)

just post this on steam chat then click on the link: steam://joinlobby/730/109775242456398549/76561197962446186
>>
Last year we had halloween masks, what happened this year?
>>
>>121135151
LEM can I?
Will you still carry?
>>
>>121135074
If it ain't vanilla it's tryhard crap

Don't tell me you also use gun skins
>>
>>121135107
>watched 5 majors
>only one drop

at least it's cobble
but it's signed by TENZKI literally who is TENZKI
>>
>>121135243
my main is global, so yea
>>
>>121135251
haha #dignig'd
>>
>>121135245
i would like vanilla more if it wasn't for the stupid text and icon on the playside

blue steel is best on every knife
>>
>>121134815
good album

you're ok anon
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>>121134628
I would but it's my favorite kit still, if they put up some good synthwave I'd probably give away for free

please put some L E T E M R I O T ingame volvo, I need it and there's plenty to work with - I mean hell we got classical and jazz bits, which is fine but dem smooth hits, the catchy melodies, the light pulsing bassline

it's not enough to shit on shitters, I gotta do it in retro style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkG5TJuUEi8

>>121135425
my man
>>
i like how d2g is literally csgog anime rejects
>>
why is the guy who rushes every round on ct the same guy who hides in the back and always goes in last on t side
>>
what we watching
>>
>>121136436
im watching fargo (show)
>>
Hey guys, i got a butterfly knife slaugher in a box drop yesterday and it is my first time haveing such an expensive item ever. I don't want to sell it yet but i see that it already dropped in price from yesterday. I don't know alot about the market and trades, but i do know that it would suck to see it drop in price over a few weeks. Should i just chill with it ?
>>
>>121138501
high tier shit like that usually has a stable price, price might drop a bit but i'll usually pick up again

what wear is it
>>
>>121138609
Oh i almost forgot. It's factory new.
>>
>>121138845
yeah dont worry it's going to stay pretty valuable

learn a bit about slaughter patterns (tip: you're in for a whole world of autism) so you know a rough price to sell it for, if the pattern is rare you'll get more money in keys than just straight up selling on market
>>
>>121138902
Tnx for the help. Here is an ingame inspection if you are interested.
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_econ_action_preview%20S76561198002390163A4056139660D16594153553166616667
>>
>>121139259

i think that's one of those stupid diamond patterns or something. if you want help pricing it go to reddit and ask for a pricecheck, they'll usually help you
>>
>>121139404
>reddit
stopped reading there, nys
>>
csgog so fucking dead its on the 10th page

lmao
>>
>>121143649
get memed on scrublord
>>
>>121143649
shit game
shit general
why would you want it to be alive?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1f2_vSyuQ&feature=youtu.be&t=3741

Wow Happy you're so legit man!
>>
>>121144070
kys
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Just won a 16-0 match. The slavs in my team were so happy they all were rambling the entire game. Sickening.
>>
>>121145945
nys
>>
>play game
>place crosshair on head
>shoot three times
>misses all three

"unpredictable is good lol" - Valve
>>
can someone tell me the purpose and reasoning of boosting? You obviously can't perform at the rank you're boosting to if you aren't already there, what's the fucking point of paying to eventually de rank?
>>
>>121146128

Bragging about being x rank while you actually suck ass at game
>>
>>121146128
>B-BUT I DONT DESERVE TO BE IN MY CURRENT SHIT RANK
>>
>>121146128

It's either for boasting purposes or people trying to shift the blame for their actions on others (ie my team is bad and holding me back). Both of which are signs of emotional immaturity and is a pretty regular occurrence with kids. What's sad is the "adults" that resort to it.
>>
how are there so many fucking smurfs in a paid game

like jesus christ in my last 15-20 dmg games there was always at least one smurf in one of the teams
>>
>>121146542
these things were LITERALLY said JUST before you, T W O posts back
BOTH of the things were mentioned
you're fucking braindead, just fucking hang yourself you literal retard lmao
>>
>>121146730
>he isn't able to get out from DMG by soloq'ing with 4 retards or even 4 bots
Time to kill yourself
>>
>>121146924
>killing myself over being bad at a videogame

now why would i do that
>>
>>121146815
Booster detected
>>
Where the fuck is my pickem trophy?
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Unity my fellow 4chan visitors, lets get rid of the Russian CS:GO plague!

https://www.change.org/p/valve-software-allow-separation-from-players-connecting-from-russia-in-cs-go-comeptitive-mode
>>
>>121147038
a literal dipshit braindead mongo detected
>>
>>121147094
Calm down babby.
Did you derank again?
>>
>>121146815

How's life in England?
>>
is aim_botz really a good way to practice aim? i dislike deathmatch (because i always get raped insanely hard) and in general usually prefer to practice offline
>>
>>121147076
>he plays valve's competitive
>he play's valve's competitive without a 5 pre
Is it even possible for people to get any dumber?
>>
>>121147076
>he queues alone
>he complains about the teammates he get
elegiggle
>>
>>121147213
does practice offline mean bots?
>>
>>121147158
>dude is a retard
>starts projecting
anon you're showing the symptoms of a complete retard, let me redirect you to your containment board: >>>/b/
feel free to leave anytime soon
>>
>>121146815
thanks for the (you)
>>
>>121147382
Poor silver. Don't worry I'm sure mommy will let you buy another boost soon.
>>
>>121147337
no i mean that one map where you pick a weapon and then there are bots adada'ing

i'm practicing by tracing their heads and trying to tap, it's pretty hard because i'm fucking shit

i just wonder if this will have an actual good impact on my gameplay, i dislike dm immensely
>>
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>>121147390
>>121147502
enjoy dmg while it LE while it lasts, shitter :=)
>>
>>121147748
>315 wins
>not global yet
who's the shitter here lmao
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>>121148034
>dmg with >600 comp wins talking shit
as usual
>>
http://www.hltv.org/forum/942545-3kliksphilip-is-fart-master-more-proof

uhhhh gotards??
>>
>>121148141
LE with 120 but keep trying senpai
>>
>>121147748
>315 wins
You're just proving my point, babby.
>>
>>121148263
>2015
>LE
just proves my point, kill yourself :)
>>
any games going on in the next few hours I should go big on for free money?
>>
>>121148238

DUDE
WHAT THE FUCK

LOL
>>
>>121148739
>three (three) times the time spent
>2 (two) ranks higher
L M A O
M
A
O
>>
>>121148238
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK ;D
>>
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well
I just traded for this knife
it has a diamond on the back but does that add shit worth to it or what
I don't trade enough to know what is good when it comes to patterns
and yes I know gut knives are shit but still
>>
>>121149827
>it has a diamond
fuck
off
>>
Should I change my resolution, csgog?

I play on 16:10 1920x1200 because it's my native resolution but I hear most people play on 4:3. Should I change it?
>>
>>121149910
so I assume that doesn't mean shit
okay that's all I was asking
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>>121149827
i can definitely see a ***ULTRA RARE*** BROKEN/LIMP COCK**** pattern on this one
5k key's if you'd ask me
>>
>>121149949
na
>>
>>121149949
Monkey see, monkey do
>>
>>121150082
oooo nice
I'll point that one out when I'm trading it for sure
>>
>>121147076
just searched google for that petition and this is literally the first thing that showed up
>>>/b/649921371
maybe you should just fuck off back to your containment board, faggot
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>>121149827

FUCK DUDE IS THAT

SOME FUCKING SUPER *******R A R E******* CLONE HELMET PATTERN??

HOLY SHIT THAT'S EASILY 1500K OVER MARKET
>>
>>121150214
then why does almost every pro use 1024 x 768?
>>
>>121150893
better fps
>>
>>121150772
Oh wow lewd it's not like I just saw a post like this made just a couple of posts back
Really original post, +1 from me, master mememan
Post that to reddit for maximum upboats my mr original friend

You're literally SoFloAntonio of /csgog/'s posts
>>
>>121147213

aim botz is good for practicing sprays
I guess it also kind of improves your accuracy but not as much as those aim maps with intermittent dots you have to shoot before they vanish
Also I think every person's accuracy is limited by their dexterity, the mouse shape and the way they hold it. And obviously lowering sens if you play too high.
>>
>>121150989
a decent PC can easily crank 300+ fps on 16:10 with everything at ultra
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>tfw ugly knife
>>
My Buddy just made a YouTube video,
Check em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K7QpEeSjPI
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>>121151594
no
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>>121151556
>motion blur
>>
>>121151705
>not doing sick blurry screenshots to sell on le reddit
>>
>>121151634
Hey man, just trying to help out a nigga
>>
>>121151753
>a nigga
>>
>>121151753
you want some watermelon and fried chicken along with that (You) you're about to receive?
>>
>>121151094
i try to do the dot map too

but i just feel like my hands just aren't dexterous enough to play cs at a good level. i see almost no improvement
>>
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>>121151874
yes please!
>>
>>121151556
I'll take it if you don't want it, senpai.
>>
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>>121147748
>>121148034
>>121148263
>>121148141
>he isn't global with 31 wins
baka desu senpai
>>
>>121151969

From personal experience you accuracy doesn't really change regardless of rank. On the dot map with Friberg's settings I always do around 60/100. I've done 70 and 80 when I really practiced hard but it would cramp my hand horribly so it's not sustainable.
The only real way to improve it is changing the mouse shape or the way you hold it. Lowering your sens also helps but it doesn't make you more accurate in a true sense. You just have more room for error.
>>
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why is he so likable guys
>>
i think i should quit drinking so much.

do you use the cz at all?
i find it is like a rifle of its own.
>>
I've been playing for 30 hours and am getting bored of typical casual. How soon is too soon to try ranked?
>>
>>121152835
fuck off

>>121152821
consider suicide junkie
>>
>>121152821
i use the cz in ct side
>>
>>121152795
thank mr friberg

>>121152308
>needing 30 wins
>not getting global from your placement games
>>
Who 4:3 stretched here?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiDBOf5jQA
>>
>>121153663
why would he do such a thing

humanity is something amazing
>>
>first game in 4 months
>server picker selections are gone apparently without me knowing
>EU server
>9 russians and me
>3 people on my team trolling

I remember why I stopped playing on EU.
>>
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Post your knife /csgog/.
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>>121153663
i thought that this is normal for redditors to be such faggots
>>
>>121153646
Only faggots.
>>
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>>121154328

o-ok
>>
>>121155547
stop stuttering fag
>>
someone wanna pls gib me a karambit?
>>
>>121156460
ye
>>
>>121156532
tyty
>>
>>121153105
31 wins is the minimum required amount of wins to get global.
Highest you can get after placement is LEM.
>>
>>121156810
>31 wins
are you pulling these requirements out from your ass?
>>
>>121156871
It's true, google it.
When CSGO was new you could place global after 10 matches, but they changed it to require atleast 31 wins even if all of those games are wins against full global with you getting every kill.
People tested it.
>>
>queue
>get cheater
>draw

>queue again
>get more cheaters
>lose

Great game, gotards.
>>
>>121156976
so you want me to tell that some people tested it on multiple accounts by winning 31 rounds in row without dying even once and getting 16mvp's every game, including every single kill? and also did that without losing a single round?

bullshit, fuck off retard lmao
>>
>>121157619
>31 rounds
31 games*
>>
>>121157619
>he thinks stats and mvp's matter for rank
>>
>>121157890
>single-handedly win literally every game
>other teammates dont even matter since youre LITERALLY doing all of the work
>N-NO IT DOESNT MATTER
then what does matter you literal fucking idiot lmao
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>>121158050
how fast you can meme desu senpai
>>
>>121158537
how retarded can you be desu senpai
>>
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>>121158643
very
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>>121158050
Rounds won vs expected rounds won, it's ELO. Stats don't matter. I literally ranked up from not getting kills by getting boosted by my hacking mate. KDR doesn't matter because people can pad them, bait team mates, etc. It's not always a clear indicator of skill according to valve. You can read plenty of studies on it online and they mostly come to the conclusion that it's based off rounds.
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>>121155547
Nice anon, did you get it from a case?
>>
>>121158925
Actually, upon further study, it may take MVPs into account but definitely not kills.
>>
>>121157619
Yes, someone tested it with hacks even.
You can't get global below 31 wins.
>>
>>121158925
>ELO
xD
LoL babby go bad to your shit general >>>/vg/lolg

i dont remember where i read it from but one of the csgo devs commented on the ranking system. its supposedly based off some old ass game.
and literally everything is taken into consideration when playing competitive. kills, assists, deaths, mvp's, your overall "score" (for example you score more when killing enemies when defending the planted bomb) and so on.

im not saying that winning games counts. there have been two occasions when i have ranked up when losing a game because i was performing good.

but you saying that its solely based off rounds won is fucking borderline retarded and just goes to show that you dont know what the fuck youre talking about.
>>
>>121133549
some air leagues will only let you play with orange caps. Especially if you do it in old urban sites.
>>
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steam://joinlobby/730/109775242457870241/76561198210841711

DMG
>>
>>121159581
>im not saying that winning games counts. there have been two occasions when i have ranked up when losing a game because i was performing good.

This doesn't contradict with what I claimed. You can rank up from loses in ELO. You just won more rounds than expected despite losing.

>>ELO
>xD
>LoL babby go bad to your shit general >>>/vg/lolg


http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2012/10/5565/

They literally said it uses a system like ELO faggot. Your hypothesis doesn't account for how you can rank up with a terrible score. You're going to need something stronger than,
>I read this one quote from the devs but I forget where
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>>121160758
glicko2 system: glicko.net/glicko/glicko2.pdf

now fuck off
>>
>>121160602
virus dont click
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>>121160602
BIRUS :-DDDDDD
DOND GLIGG :-DDDD
>>
>>121161073
Nowhere there does it mention what metric is used for determining rank faggot. Nowhere does it say it uses kills, assists, deaths, mvp's, your overall "score" (for example you score more when killing enemies when defending the planted bomb) and so on.
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Do you guys think it's worth it for one CT to buy a kit when playing matches with 45 second bombs?
>>
>>121162152
Wow what a comeback.
That must mean that the "ELO system" is solely based on MVP's, right?
Braindead nigger. If you want to spend more time searching on how the ranking system works then go ahead, I'm not going to spend any more time on a braindead degenerate like you.
>>
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>24 hours since thread created
>Not even 700 posts
>>
>>121162485
im smfc, last time i bought defusers was back in mge.
which was a while back
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>>121162723
>>
>>121162501
You can spend more time telling me about
>and literally everything is taken into consideration when playing competitive. kills, assists, deaths, mvp's, your overall "score" (for example you score more when killing enemies when defending the planted bomb) and so on.
came from? Cause it wasn't in your dev post. You want to spend more time making up bullshit to support your claim?
>>
whats reddit's obsession with first shot accuracy? it's such a terrible idea
>>
anyone bet on orgless here?
>>
>>121163012
I told you that I read that a while back but don't remember exactly where you fucking homo lmao
That post from reddit is what I was willing to put my time into. If you want to search more then be my guest.

Also, look at that gecko2 ranking system. Does that seem to be some sort of ranking system that only takes MVP's into consideration?
Now stop projecting and just fuck off idiot lmao
>>
>>121163263
What if the reason pros are running aimbots is because they tried to genuinely take long shots and they just didn't work?
>>
>>121163394
it still wouldn't work because you would still have bullet randomness
>>
Is gold 3 any good?
>>
>>121163587
t. Kukli
>>
>>121163692
xD
>>
>>121163736
i honestly don't know. I just bought this game a week ago and that's where i was sorted
>>
>>121163857
its pretty pretty bad fa m
>>
>>121163708
you mean the thing that was patched out months ago?
fucking retard
>>
>>121164061
t. KQLY
>>
>>121164061
>he doesnt know who kqly is or his jumpshot
TRULY RETARDED
>>
>>121164327
>>121164221
> pros are running aimbots
kqly isn't currently a pro, and his aimbot does not function as bullet randomness is serverside. are you this fucking retarded?
>>
>>121164434
ohh man, KQLY shouldn't you be streaming right now?
>>
>>121164583
i'm sorry, is kqly a pro? is nospread still functional at all? hello reddit. don't you have some flusha video to post everywhere?
>>
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>>121164434
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU TRULY THIS FUCKING RETARDED?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJYwAOvcGUA
>>
fb . com/officialbobbyshmurda/videos/177661112404295

only real NIKKAS remember
>>
>>121164882
loving this meme. either you have literally no reading comprehension, or are trying to meme and failing.

you tell me which
>>
>Set my alarm so I could wake up and bet on underdogs
>Had a good feeling about Greyface
>Wake up
>Didn't wanna bother getting out of bed
>Sleep for 2 more hours
>Greyface actually won and so did Orgless
I shouldn't have woken up
>>
wait, when did schneider join hellraisers? is it official or just a stand-in?
>>
>>121165483
He left Dignitas due to communication issues, so what do you think?
>>
whats your opinion on damascus steel knifes?
>>
>>
>>121165560
>leave a danish team to join 2 ukrainian, a czech and a slovak
>comms issues
ehh gotards?
>>
Going with NiP & SK, lets gooo!

Why are the odds so accurate for once on Penta vs Mouz? Was hoping for sweeter odds.
>>
when will dman and pansy die
>>
what exactly does it mean when the expected return is something like ".05 to .4"? Should I not even bother betting or will I get .4 of my bet back?
>>
SK vs TSM
14% / 86%

SK has 1 major winner
TSM has 0 major winners

Explain this to me.

>>121167778
January 5th 2035 in a freak car accident.
>>
Why does my cl_updaterate lock at 0 when I join a community server?
>>
>>121167803
.4 means you have a chance to get 40 cents in winnings, with the items you placed in return as well.
>>
>shoot someone for 10 damage
LOVELY TAG ON TO |KARRAGIAN
>>
twitter added hearts and now i can kiss anime posters! ^^
>>
>>121167958
yeah but the .05 part. How can I tell if I'll actually get .4 back plus returns or just the returns (since .05 of my bet is pretty much nothing)?
>>
>>121167929
disconnect
cl_updaterate 127
retry
>>
>>121168164
.05 is pretty much absolutely not worth it. Majority of the time you will get nothing.
You can't really tell if you'll get the winning + returns, hell I once was supposed to win 0.07 cents and only got my returns.
>>
>>121157619
Cheaters tested it
>>
>>121162723
lol tf2g have more replies when you have both threads open
>deadgame
>>
>>121167929
I've been having the same issue.

>>121168214
Why does it happen, though? Is there any way to fix this because it is annoying to have to do that every time.
>>
i often get posts on csgolounge going


"hi dude! best offer for you"
With a link

These are obvious scammers, yeah?
>>
My bet is on Pansy has a black boyfriend.

>>121168827
Nah, mate. That .exe is totally safe.
>>
>>121168967
having a bf would take away from all the cs pro dick she gets

one day someone will leak her nudes
>>
>>121168967
nothing wrong with sleeping with a strong black buck tbqh
>>
>>121168967
>>121168827
this is why I only trade on a linux VM
>>
Any cool skins I can buy for my 17 cents? I'm thinking a famas or p90 skin. Not sure
>>
>>121169180
pansy's taste in men doesnt mean you need to use linux
>>
>>121169219
a souvenir skin.
>>
>>121169180
xD
*tips fedora*
>>
>>121093110
implying the aug isn't a valid purchase due to its higher armour penetration, higher accuracy and scope for onlt $100 extra
>>
>>121169446
: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
what rank : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
>>121169413
>tfw I saw cool souvenir p90 and it is 25 cents while I have 17
>>
>>121169692
Post your id and I can give you 8cents.
>>
NiP just rushing every round.. And it's working. No respect style.
>>
>>121169856
It's okay, mate. ;_; I managed 8 cents.
>>
who /workout/ before playing here?

I think it calms my nerves or something, I'm nearly always more consistent
>>
>Fat bitch of a commentator is hungry.
Shocker.
>>
How do you learn a new map? How much should you know before actually playing the map in competitive?
>>
>>121170134
just in the morning, maybe a little when i get home. not before games
>>
>>121170175
Kek this was my first thought
>>
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This is what I got for 23 cents.
P cool, right? Thanks for telling me about souvenir guns senpai
>>
>>121170134
Right here m8.
>Cold shower afterwards
>Comfy sandals.
>Toasty sweatpants.
>Poppin heads on DM.
Living the dream.
>>
Xizt please don't bully allu.
>>
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>>121170316
Does anyone honestly enjoy her shitty commentating?
>>
>>121170659
pretty hot desu
>>
>>121170327
The gold stickers looks pretty good actually, you can scrap what sticker you dont want to.
>>
>>121170327
xD

>>121170134
i /workoutwithmyonehand/ before playing
>>
>Nuke was around a 66% CT sided map
>Train is a 56% CT sided map
Where are you pulling this from Pansy? Who even speaks like that?
>>
>carry the first 5 rounds
>die next 2
>ask a guy who has 4.5k extra money to drop me an ak
>doesn't do it
>I start griefing because of this and we lose the game

Felt so good. Seriously though, why wouldn't you drop me an AK?
>>
>>121171270
why are you such a little bitch
>>
>>121171270
you dont need an ak
you need a noose, around your neck
>>
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>>121171270
nice meme brother!
>>
>I clutch a round
>"Pick up AWP! Pick up AWP!"
>"Gimme AWP! Gimme AWP!"
>I drop AWP
>I ask for a drop in return because I have no cash
>No response
Every fucking time with these Russians. The other day I explained to someone to trade me an M4 for AWP and he wouldn't budge he just kept yelling "Drop AWP cyka blyat"
>>
>>121171270
are you 12?
>>
>>121171525
This is why you should 5stack, anon.
At least 4stack, anyways. One pubber is slightly less likely to ruin the game.
>>
>>121171525
if youre such a low rank that shit like that even happens then you probably dont even need a gun
i played up to LE with either 5-7 or tec9
>>
>>121171347
>>121171443
>>121171448
>>121171596

No one has still answered my question. Why don't you fucking give me an AK? I haven't done nothing bad to you, I've carried the first 5 rounds, I even dropped one of you an AK, WHY THE FUCK WONT YOU GIVE ME AN AK?
>>
>>121171756
i have bad news m8, you're a fucking autist nigger nys
>>
>>121171756
Maybe you were whiny ass nigga and he muted you? You definitely sound like one
>>
>>121171631
>>121171660
I always solo queue because I have no friends to play with. 9/10 matches I'm queued up with Russians, some matches I can just tell are a lost cause from round 1. I'm MG2, I'm not great, but I can do just fine at this rank.
>>
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>>121171756
>>
>Dignitas getting slapped around by a fucking tier 2 team
lel
>>
>>121171756
Don't listen to those faggots, he should have dropped you but you shouldn't have started griefing over it and ruining everyone's match because of one guy being a retard.
>>
>>121171904
>because I have no friends to play with
damn that really does suck for you
my irl invite me to play daily but im such a faggot that i turn my status in steam to "Away" or just log off

tb h you should really look into making friends.
>>
>>121172027
digs are tier 2 too how is that a surprise
>>
>>121171756
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
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s1mple makes for a surprisingly good trap tbqhwyf
>>
>>121172107
Both of them are its fucking sad getting raped like that
>>
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>>121171904
>I'm MG2
>>
>>121172152
ayyyyy thats my meme
i told you i will trademark that shit
dont use it
>>
>>121171756
Did you type or do it by voice? Often I'll tab out during the freeze time
>>
>>121172084
>tfw I don't even log into battlenet anymore because my irl friend started playing games all the time there and always tries talks to me
>>
NEW THREAD
>>121172463

>>121172463

>>121172463
>>
>>121172304
i personally almost never even bother to say anything, i just crouch

i mean as far as i know people generally understand that being crouched during freeze time means you are requesting a drop

it's very rare someone doesn't understand it
>>
>notice that cs has controller support
>buy it
>never get any kills
>get kicked from matches
>game with controller support punishes you for using a controller
nice fucking game gotards
can't even get a refund anymore fuck this
>>
>>121172685
xD

>>121172481
why would you make a new bread this soon when there are currently only like 5-10 people posting in this one?

>>121172550
this desu
>>
>>121171270
bait
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