/pdg/ - Payday 2 and Payday: The Heist general

COME ON RIDE THE TRAIN

First for not happening

first for IM ENTITLED TO MY FREE SHIT

HAPPENING

Real nigga threads

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TIMED THE CRIMEFEST

start the crimefest or mercy kill me

ANY LOSS FOR CLOVERFAGS IS A WIN FOR SOKOLFAGS

C L O V E R B T F O
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Last thread >>119011551

S O K O L
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Xth for Kawaii heister when ?

>They delayed it because they some how fucked up releasing the meme masks.
Calling it.

>>119128382
Have we started the fire?

>>119128542
DAMAGE CONTROL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>119128554

>no Crimefest
>no free content
>no passive-aggressive Almir
>no dlc sale
This is not the fun goy times I was promised.

game died when goldfarb left tbh fam

>>119128439
HAD TO BE YOU

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CLOAKER
L
O
A
K
E
R

How are people this excited for crimefest?
You fuckers realize that this is all part of Overhype's master plan?

>>119128791
game died on arrival when it had little to no content

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SOKOL

>>119128791
litteraly who?

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>5,3 G. download

UPDATE

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IT'S PAYDAY, FELLAS

5.3gb update, wonder wtf it is.

New sound files or a new heist?

HABBENDING

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>5,3 gb
>5,3 gb

>5,3 gb

>5,3 gb

>5,3 gb

>5,3 gb

>5,3 gb

This just in from the Payday 2 official group chat:

21:28 - OVERKILL_Almir entered chat.
21:29 - OVERKILL_Almir: Sorry guys, it's not happening.
21:29 - OVERKILL_Almir: It's getting late here in Sweden and the crew wants to get home.
21:30 - OVERKILL_Almir: I'll make an announcement in five mins

CHOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO

>>119129156
You're late fam update is live.

>>119129036
Probably pd th update

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>>119129156
>being tricky

4 hours download.

Guess I'll go play a solo vidya...

WHAT IS THE UPDATE IM NOT AT HOME

>>119129150
THAT'S LIKE
A HUNDRED NEW MASK PATTERNS

BEST UPDATE EVER

HAPPENING?!

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>>119129156

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>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE
>HYPE
HYPE

probably payday the heist heists

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>5.3Gb update
>Probably PDTH Heists

>>119128269
PAYDAY 2 GENERAL
HAPPENIGGER EDITION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNX7nyfnV6s

crimefest trailer niggers

WHERE IS THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

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I never doubted Almir tbh

>>119129551
THE INSIDE MEN WERE RIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>119129551
>weapon skins

well fuck...

>>119129551
>literally weapon skins

L M A O
M
A
O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNX7nyfnV6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNX7nyfnV6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNX7nyfnV6s

WEAPON SKINS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>5.3GB
Guess I'll be playing it after class instead.

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>>119129551
>skins

>>119129551
>weapon skins confirmed
>chains is top dawg
>Vlad confirmed for ayy lmao

where were you when Overkill signed their own death sentence

>>119129551
IS THIS REAL?
ARE WE REAL?
THE INSIDER INFO WAS REAL
IT WAS ALL REAL FRIEND AND NOW THE APOCALYPSE CAN START
Also, what the fuck

>people criticize it for being just keys and crates for weapon skins
Overkill: "No no no its not crates guys, it's safes!"

Remind anyone of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

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you have been visited by the heart-shaped glasses vlad of heisting
good eyesight and weapon skins will come to you,
but only if you type "thanks mister vlad" in this thread

>>119129994
thanks mister vlad
I was halfway to fucking posting that picture god dammit

WEAPONS REBALNCE TODAY
check this shit yo
http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/85925131387656435

>weapon rebalances
neat
>LMGs no longer have a speed penalty
cool
>skins
i swear to god if these kikes make us pay to open the safes

LONE WOLF WAS RIGHT

>skins
>instead of adding wilko's shit to the game

>>119130238
You know they will.

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>>>>>>>>>>Fixed so that weapon statistic values are displayed correctly in the Inventory. There will be no longer be any rounding of numbers for all weapon statistics, except for the Concealment and the Threat statistic which will calculate the same as before

NOT JUST WEAPONS SKINS!

THE FUCKING CRATE/KEY SYSTEM TOO.

FUCK OVERKILL

>SAFES REQUIRE KEYS
>THE SKINNED WEAPONS ARE LITERALLY BETTER

B R A V O O V E R K I L L

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patch notes:
Day 1 of Crimefest
Fixed so that weapon statistic values are displayed correctly in the Inventory. There will be no longer be any rounding of numbers for all weapon statistics, except for the Concealment and the Threat statistic which will calculate the same as before
Improved the layout of the Blackmarket Modification Menu
Rebalanced all weapons to increase the player's options when playing on higher difficulties. The overall weapon versatility is increased so that more weapons will fit more different playstyles
Added so that Safes can be dropped in the Card Loot Drop screen after a successful heist
Added the choice in Video Option to turn on and off seeing Weapon Skins in 3rd person. The option is called "Use HQ weapons"

pick related comes to mind...
Added Steam Inventory to the game so that the player can see their Weapon Skins, Drills and Safes in the game
Added a Weapon Skin tab to the Blackmarket Modification Menu

>It is undeniably p2w with skins that give stats
Well, I guess it was only a matter of time until this game died the same way tf2 did.

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>Stat boosts with skins
>Weapon rebalance
IT'S OVER, OVERKILL IS FINISHED

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>unboxing system
>steam inventory
>skins

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

Payday: Global Offensive

The steam forums are going to go fucking nuclear.

>>119130387
P2W
2
W

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>10 days of Free Shitters

Das it mane

I didn't follow this thing at all, but why is my beloved Wolf-kun not in those four unlock profiles?
Any why is it the woman?

>they actually fucking did it
>they added skins and crates
Fuck you Almir, fuck you starbreeze, and fuck you overkill

>Vlad’s operation is smuggling brand-new, precision-engineered Safes from Washington state to Washington D.C.
>from Washington state
FUCKING HELL THEY LITERALLY TOOK THE IDEA FROM VALVE

time to lua those skins boys

>>119130398
>Added so that Safes can be dropped in the Card Loot Drop screen after a successful heist

>"Oh boy, I can't wait to get that infamous mask I always wanted!"
>Too bad have another crate

Wait, can the ke- I mean drills be acquired through the drop system as well?

A moment of silence.

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It's over.

>Overkill can't even be bothered to fix hacking or DLC unlocking
>So they make the Steam inventory exclusively for skins

Good job OVK

I knew you had it in you

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It was fun lads

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CRASHING THIS GAME WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>Pirate skins
>Mod them into the game
>mfw

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>the leak was right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STqDowSbSTQ

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So, I paid for the game. Now you're saying that, in addition to all the paid DLC, they will randomly decide to give me a crate instead of something I want, and I will have to pay to open it? I'm fucking done, I quit. Fuck this game and fuck these greedy asshole jews.

It's really
>End of the road
I just hope now that by the end of crimefest uproar gonna be big enough to overkill to rethink that idea. If not, then i think it's time to quit payday for good.

niggers

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oh my fucking god they're actually doing it

this is actually happening

>“Smaller” weapons are generally more stable and larger weapons are generally less stable.
That makes absolutely no sense.
That's not how physics work at all.

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>>119130587
Better question is why Valve desided to expand the "Mannconomy" paid mods into Skyrim first and not into a game that makes some kind of sense, like payday 2.

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Um, guys?

LUA ALL THE SKINS

WHAT A SIMPLE CONCEPT

THAT IS EVEN SIMPLER TO EXPLOIT

QUICK HOW TO I GET RICH ON THIS
WHAT DO I BUY
WHAT DO I SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5.3 GIGS

REST IN PEACE MY SSD

>>119130934
holy shit

>>119130934
What the FUCK is going on there

>>119130956
You can't, it's connected to the steam inventory.

>guns with higher damage now have an EVEN LOWER AMMO COUNT
oh boy just what i wanted to hear, just fuck my fun up

MY HOOK DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE
FUUUCK

>>119130838
Or you can sell them on the market.

>>119130842
>TF2
>CSGO
>Dota 2
>Payday 2
Shut up, bitch, you're going nowhere.

>>119131010
>>119131014
accuracy and stability are now on a 0 to 100 scale

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>>119130934
Hey Noep, you were supposed to be on our side, not licking Overkill_Jules's balls and give them your mod and secrets.

>>119130934
what's wrong here?
literally says on the website that accuracy and stability are on 0-100 scales now

>>119131096
>Or you can sell them on the market.
Yeah, for one fucking cent. Crates are always worthless. And I'm still getting it instead of SOMETHING I MIGHT FUCKING WANT.

>movement speed penalty has been removed from LMG’s in order to balance them with the other weapons.
>movement speed penalty has been removed from LMG’s in order to balance them with the other weapons.
>movement speed penalty has been removed from LMG’s in order to balance them with the other weapons.
>movement speed penalty has been removed from LMG’s in order to balance them with the other weapons.
BRAVO

Where were you when pay the day too was kill?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlWRiZo7T4I
>yfw

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fucking really,not enough DLC but also keys for opening the safes?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CROSSKILL HAS 90 RESERVE NOW
KRINKOV HAS 80 DAMAGE WHAT THE FUCK

>>119131096
>Shut up, bitch, you're going nowhere.
Never played any of those games. Neither did any of my friends, so there is no real reason to stay there now.

>>119131146
Fresh crates in CSGO sell for three dollars or more, dumbass.

PD2 is a paid game, not a free one like TF2.

It's a "free update" that does nothing but enable you to give Overshill more money.

mfw

This is going to fuck up jew store farming so hard. I've been doing it for ages to try and get a Gage Blade and now I'm never going to fucking see one.

muh meta
hold me
I can't handle this

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It's over.

The jews won.

>>119131247
HOW IN THE GOD DAMN
I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN IT DOWNLOADED YET AND ALREADY I'M DYING

>DMCWO all but added the the base game
modsarecheatingfags btfo

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>Chimano custom used to do 42 damage with my setup
>Now does 101
>AK is the same damage wise

>>119131156
I can't see into the future, m8. I need to see how those weapons got rebalanced first.

If skins are cosmetics with a bonus, then we gucci. If now I NEED them to succeed, then we dead.

>>119131270
That's CSGO, this is Payday 2. They get new ones regularly, and they don't sell you fucking DLC, too.
>PD2 is a paid game, not a free one like TF2.
Still 9 days left of Crimefest. I'm banking on them making the base game free and keeping the DLC paid.

I wonder how reddit will react to this they can't be such a massive suck ups don
t they mayby if enough people will bitch there they will change their minds

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The weekenders will replace us.

This was Overshill's idea all along.

>>119131313
Holy fuck THIS

>free update
>"You are now able to watch others get things they paid for! Isn't this GREAT?!"
>oh, you can trade for them too, but good luck because each "drill" (key) is probably going to cost... I don't know... $2.50?

Holy fuck they actually did it, the absolute madjews

>>119131481
They are pretty much packaging PD2 WITH DLC now, so they are probably going to make a lot of DLC fre as well.

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>CANTWAKEUP.png

Would anyone be intrested in an anti skins mod? Autokick those with skins and remove all traces of PTW from your game? Thats if Overkill continues to allow mods.

>>119131270
>thinking this game is anywhere near as close in popularity to CSGO
The crates will be fucking worthless, it's a p2w system that no one is going to buy into because the user base isn't there. They had to struggle to get 30k people across the entire planet on a weekend.

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it's been fun, buddies. bye

Well time to abandon this game definitely

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Oh no. I'm sorry it has come to this, /pdg/. We can still rank our crime husbandos and waifus though I hope? I'm not really to abandon all hope just yet.

It is only day one after all right? Right?!

SO WAIT
Vlad vault are just CS:GO crate?

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ABANDON THE GAME
ABANDON THE GAME
ABANDON THE GAME

ABANDON THE THREAD
ABANDON THE THREAD
ABANDON THE THREAD

>>119131661
WHERES THE DICK

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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/payday-2-wont-have-microtransactions/1100-6410303/

HOLY
FUCK
i thought i'd never say this but

GOLDFARB PLEASE COME BACK

don't worry, goys, after a few years, we'll implement the ability to buy drills with your offshore money.

Just twenty five million per drill!

>>119131535
Overkill is promising us a reward every day for ten days. Maybe introducing Almirconomy first was not the best decision.

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>“Smaller” weapons are generally more stable and larger weapons are generally less stable.
What is this? Bizzaro world?

>>119131593
>+4 stab
That's
That's really minor.

Maybe all skins are like that?

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>crashing this game
>crashing this game
>crashing this game
>with no survivors
>uuuuuuu

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>>119131593
>with mods only has a negligible damage bonus

what the fuck

>>119131446
>If skins are cosmetics with a bonus, then we gucci. If now I NEED them to succeed, then we dead.
Perfectly put. As of right now the only DLC you need to succeed is the Sniper DLC and maybe the Rocket Launcher one, everything else is just preference.

>>119131743
Bigger weapons shoot bigger bullets!

lol overkillfags on suicide watch
what a shit update

>>119131743
Overkill doesn't understand guns anon.

>>119131443
ok
how much ammo is missing from the nugget

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/payday-2-wont-have-microtransactions/1100-6410303/

>No, no God I hope not.

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Friendly reminder to move to KF2 so I can carry you shitters.~

>>118705240
>>118705240
>>118705240

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>>119131593
Wow, +1 damage on a sniper, how useful, thanks Overkill

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>>119129994
THANKS MISTER VLAD

>Don't have to consider the possibility of them finally adding anti-piracy measures because now the game isn't even worth playing for free anymore.
Thanks Overshill.

>>119131743
shoot small bullet, small recoil
shoot big bullet, BIG recoil

how does this NOT make sense?

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ENJOYING YOUR CIRMEFEST? ;)

You know how they could have done this update right?
>You will rarely get a safe from a card drop
>you can pay a certain amount of offshore cash to open it
>inside will be a weapon skin
>they do not boost stats in any way
Was that so difficult?

WOLF WAS FUCKING RIGHT

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/payday-2-wont-have-microtransactions/1100-6410303/

goldfarb would have stopped this tbh

>>119131714
>Just twenty five million per drill!

That sounds pretty fair, actually.

So can I actually do something now with the hundreds of weapon mods I have, but no use for?

>>119131850
It's 5/25

>>119131861
Enjoy your slow motion every 20 seconds.

>>119131862
That means cosmetics aren't P2W. Guess they haven't gotten around to modding in the kill counter for every single gun in the game. Or the examine gun animation.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS BUT I MISS GOLDFARB

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It has been a nice wild ride with you guys.

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>tfw overshills freaked out when you used to mention goldfarbs name
>tfw it will now be popular to like goldfarb and want him back

>>119132006
>implying slow motion is bad
being rewarded for playing well is a bad thing now?

>The AMCAR can reach 40 now
>Has 220 ammo
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KENNY WAS PROVEN RIGHT?

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>skin bullshit
>paid-for skin bullshit, ala CS:GO
>paid-for skin bullshit with P2W benefits
>weapon rebalance really going haywire according to reports
>scripting hook broken
Truly the greatest of updates

>>119131980
so they didnt touch its ammo pool? What guns ammo pool did they fuck over

Almir is the worst thing to happen to overkill

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>>119131861
>A shit game with no updates
or
>A shit game with updates that demand Jew more money each time

I'll pass on both, fuck all you faggots and fuck you Almir.

>>119132075
>needing slow motion at all

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JUST

>This whole event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OYYRGEhBZw

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>even the Steam forums are mad about this
I hope they burn to the ground. I already uninstalled, I'm fucking done. I put up with a lot of bullshit from them, this is over the line for me.

>>119132159
>implying I said I needed slow motion
>making up bullshit
ya
na

>CSGO horseshit, but with stat boosts making it worse
>still dumping 5 gigs onto my hard drive when they patch shit
I'm not even sure I should let the download proceed.
>>119131743
I assume they mean smaller caliber, i.e. less powerful.

But there are fucking crates now, so we really could be in the Outer Realms, being plagued by the delusions of a mad god.

GOLDFARB WAS OUR SAVIOUR THE WHOLE TIME
AND JESUS WEPT

Is fake 40 gone now?

>>119132052
Goldfarb was a true jew. He understood that if you push the goy too far the goy pushes back. He planted the seed of jewing but did not teach them the fundamentals. Now they've gone full retard.

>over 100$ of dlc
>now has microtransactions

OVERKIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!

CLARION, COMMANDO AND JP HAVE 240 RESERVE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>119132108
who?

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Crimefest theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

>>119131861
Fuck off healslut

>>119131770
That's really minor, yeah, but it's still a stat bonus locked behind a paywall.

>>119132135
It's "rebalance". Which means they are just going to eliminate the objectively weak guns.

Can you think of a gun that is legit OP?

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This can't be true
I don't understand
But how
Buy why

>>119131885
>>119131825
Bigger weapons are designed to mitigate recoil. For example an AA-12 has huge springs inside of it. You can fire it one-handed.

Size doesn't mean shit, but how the gun is designed. Overshill got lazy.

Are shotguns nerfed or buffed?

HOLY SHIT LONE WOLF AND THAT OTHER GUY WAS RIGHT!!!!

He said TWO FUCKING THREADS AGO THAT OVERKILL WAS CONSIDERING F2P AND YOU FAGGOTS HERE AND REDDIT FAGS WERE LIKE

>Where are you getting your information?

FUCK YOU FOR DOUBTING ME WHEN I FOUND THAT FACEBOOK POST FROM THE JOHN WICK SOUNDTRACK GUY.

FUCK YOU FAGS, PAYDAY 2 ID DEAD!!!

>Mooksmook has PAYDAY 2 4 minutes ago
>Stop complaining the update is Free and >Awesome!
>just stop it. the update is totally free and it adds >so much more variety to the game :D

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Holy fuck are you guys seeing that fucking drone Group Officer defending this shit on the official steam group chat

>>119131861
My ancestors are smiling at me, slowmo fags, can you say the same?

http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/490123197943564314/

>B-But don't forget to remain civilized and constructive g-guys...

holy shit reddit in complete meltdown

>>119131861
>Using demigod on your own server
kill your'eself

>>119132353
Valve said themselves that they made more money off TF2 AFTER it went F2P.

PD2 is going to go F2P soon.

lmao 90% sale

>>119131861
Sorry I'd rather not get kicked again for trying to play with a friend.

tfw low level

ALL BATTLERIFLES DO 80 DAMAGE BY DEFAULT

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

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dead gaem

>>119132286
>not ode to greed

>>119132456
>toxic
I hate everybody that uses that term when it comes to describing people or societies.

Fuck you and die, Almir.

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Jim, relax

>Cannot connect to steam
FUCK
LET ME IN
I NEED TO KNOW THE NEW META
NOW

I THOUGHT ALL THE CONTENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FREE. THIS ISN'T FREE OVERKILL.

>>119132535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGI8VSjqf7k

Whats going on with Payday 2 guys? I'v been out of the loop since the Hoxton Breakout update.

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So you faggots this the last year's shitstorm was bad?

I'm going to shit myself

>>119132662
Stay out of the loop
You don't need this
We're nuclear

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>>119130238
>>119130387
Seems we can get the keys to be dropped from cards. Still, fuck them.

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>skin that give stats boots
>which are opened by buying drills keys
>CS:GO's key market style and it's gonna be worse because they actually give advantages
And i trought the dlcs's abuse was bad.

IS CAR-4 STILL GOOD?

>"We are very well aware the latest feature addition to PAYDAY 2 is not agreed by the entire playerbase.

That does *not* give you the right to misbehave and asertain to toxic behavior when displaying your opinion. This is a privately owned forum and non-constructive threads and general toxic posts will be DELETED ON SIGHT WITHOUT PRIOR OR ANY CONSENT.

Consider this Hub on major lockdown and expect our lax ban and delete policy to be very restricted in the next few weeks.

You may voice your concerns as always, but in a civil manner. We appreciate your cooperation.

Consider this PSA your one and only warning."

>toxic
i am so fucking done

>>119132676
this=think fuck I mad

>>119131861
weeb

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>>119132662
PD2 got some Mannconomy. Completely optional cosmetics. Most of your weapons are now better and more viable for DW.

>>119132769
That's not how you get the keys, that's how you get the safe.

>>119132676
Christ, what the fuck is that abomination

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>see crimefest start
>well lets try pd2 again to see what happened
>moove the game folder from my old HDD to my new SSD
>30GB, 3 min left
>go visit the crimefest site
>weapon skins why not, customisation would be great
>scroll down the page
>special drills
>trigered.jpeg
>cancel transfert
>unmount HDD
>delete the 10gb of junk remaining
>laugh
>go back to BF4 and Warframe, happy to have leaved this train wreckage months ago

feels good

AND IIIIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUuu

>>119132797
>+1 damage
>+4 stability (out of 100)
It doesn't make me moist, fam

I just sold a skin for 189 dollars.

I'm okay.

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>>119132819

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>>119132984
>what the fuck is that abomination
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE FAM
YOUR FUTURE
AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT

gaems ded jem

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Countdown to public apology where?

>>119133019
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>119132768
whats the TL;DR?

>>119132819
>guys it's about civil discussion and stopping toxic people
>i swear it's not because toxic is a catch all term that can be applied to everyone who disagrees with me

>>119133000
>warframe
>not a train wreckage in itself

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>>119132303
Who are you???
Make me leave. You won't.

>>119132449
>don't play with commandos
>no slowmo
Woah that was hard!

>>119132481
I'm just good. :)

>>119132485
I'll play some hard with you if you would like.
id/Healslut

>>119132881
I guess.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>mfw playing Freeze finally makes sense.

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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/payday-2-wont-have-microtransactions/1100-6410303/
>Overkill Software says "No. No. God, I hope not" about microtransactions for upcoming heist-themed action game.

>>119133000
Warfarm is just as bad, if not worse than PD2

holy fuck look at the damage changes
>bigger the better suppressor: -1 damage
>DMR kit: +120 damage

Man. I'm glad I play this super casual otherwise I'd be buttdevistated. At least my single action revolver can still be my baby.

>Never turn on that HD weapons bullshit
>Everything just like it used to be
comfy

>>119132769
thats how overkill will fill your inventory, goy

>"I sees yous have quites a fulls inventory a' guns there, goy."
>"Lookses likeses you'llz needs ta buy somes drills ta opens and removes summa dose safes!"
>"don'ts even THINK about just deletin' 'emz, we made sure ya's inventory is nows backed ups onlinez!"

>Payday going into free to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XBlBPtQW6g

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>>119132906
>Completely optional cosmetics
I would be completely fucking okay if those cosmetics wouldn't give too much useful stats that would make a weapon much better than the standard one

We trought they were jewish, now we had found out now that they are more greedy than we trought

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Death is the only way off this ride

>>119133112
>£2.49
>TWO
>POUNDS
>FORTY
>NINE

>>119133301
Until you get safe drops instead of the mask you want.

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I stop playing Payday for like 3 months and when I come back from work I see my computer downloading a 5 Giga update.
What the fuck?

>>119133261
Goldfarb was the hero we didn't know we needed.

What weapons are good now

>>119133281
>+120 damage
What.
What?

>>119133343
Those stat gains are shit.

>my comment in the thread suddenly moved four positions forward
I see the mods are already executing the censorship.

I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN
MY WORLD IS ENDING

I can't believe I even wasted the bandwidth towards my cap to update this piece of shit only to suddenly see 5GB more tacked on and the revelation that this game is 100% confirmed P2W trash

>>119133273
different anon here, but the only reason warframe isn't as bad is because you can jew people into trading the P2W currency to you with stuff you can get in-game

I have an absurd amount of the stuff from just playing the game

>>119133281
>shark teeth nozzle: +2 damage

change.org to bring back Goldfarb when?

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bye-bye /pdg/. It was fun while it lasted.

>>119133159
>Being such a shit medic that you let everyone die.
stop posting

>>119133273
>>119133152
I know, but it is still fun so i profit while it lasts, i feel sorry tho, i had 800 hours in PD2.

>>119133468
Well duh, of course they're gonna stop you from criticising them on their forums.

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>>119132676
>mfw

I can feel Mikhail turning in his grave.

The best part of this is that they make you work for this epic update that just turns out to be a jewish tactic to make even more money then they already do.

>>119133521
I can pretend to delete stuff, too, laddie.

Stop your drama queening, you babbies. I need a minutes for the update to take. I NEED TO SEE THOSE STATS.

>>119133273
At least in Warframe you can just spend microtransactionbux and buy your weapons and skins directly instead of this fuckawful CRATE system

Not to mention every one of those skins makes me want to vomit

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>>119131861
>>119133159
Send me timestamped nudes and I'll play with you. Cock visible preferred.

>PD2's playerbase goes down and they finially finish PD:TH and just quit the PAYDAY™ franchise forever
>Even generalmcmeme won't be able to stick to this

Gagecoins no longer work.

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>this entire update
JUST

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>mfw my game is still updating
welp I'm going to sleep see ya tomorrow guess i'll cry myself to sleep

>>119133405
ak rifle unmodded is 42 damage.
meme-4 unmodded is 40.9.
slap a DMR kit on any assault rifle to immediately pass every relevant breakpoint

>>119133019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs

i have bought this game and most of the dlc for so many people

i have legit added cool people who talked about saving up for dlc and bought it for them because i fucking love this game and the people who play it for the most part

then i hear about weapon skins, and i'm thinking "oh neat, the optional things that make your gun look fucking ugly in csgo? that's fine. i can just sell the crates for pennies like i did then, and people who want this strange feature can be happy, too."

but not like this

guys why did it have to be like this

>>119132854
riot lytes new position as community manager for overkill is working out great!

>>119133756
>he won't be able to stick to this
He will.

>>119133694
You REALLY like weapon skins, don't ya Squidward?

>>119133760
all the blt mods aren't working
what the fuck

review bomb them you niggers, they might actually listen if the user score tanks

I'm uneasy.

>>119133881
they broke the blt hook

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Guys I started playing this game last month and I love it, I dont want it to die...

>>119133159
Can't. Nvidia sucks at drivers for it.

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>try to open a promising looking thread in the Steam community forums
>fails because lel deleted
>try to open another, fails again
>try to open a third one, still fails
>meanwhile all the positive threads mysteriously stay up

>>119133934
>>119133881
Another reason to just quit now.

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JUST FUCK MY GAME UP FAM

>>119133343
You do really +4 accuracy here or +4 stability there are garbage, right?

Accuracy and stability work from 0-100 now.

I only got to experience a few weeks of this game before the end. I'm sad.

>>119133957
It's not going to die. Everyone else in this thread is being melodramatic.

>>119133957
It's not going to die, people are just overreacting

Also it will probably also go F2P soon

>>119133789
Is every gun at 40 dmg now? What the fuck happened?

>>119133656
The way they've been shovelling out disgustingly overpriced unnecessary paid DLC every other week was already unforgivable, but this...

Why Chains? I bet they couldn't find Dallas's actor.

>>119133934
Can't wait to be vac banned for strange .dll in game files

Skins would be really cool if they'd done them right.
>let you disable them so you don't have to see Sir Epic King of Waffles' pink dildo ak
>safes are a random bonus from heists
>costs 1m offshore or something to open
>skin doesn't have stat boosts

>person posts a strawpoll to show that 50% of people approve of the update
>the strawpoll suddenly jumps to 99% vs 1%

>>119134046
>really
realize*

>>119131909
How would that make them any money? You do realize that they are a business, and the sole purpose of making the game was to make as much money as possible from it right? Don't kid yourself into thinking they care about the community, they only care about your money.

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>>119133934
are you fucking goddamn serious

i can do without a few of these but my game experience has been heavily enhanced with these admittedly relatively small game tweaks

on top of this crate and key garbage i really don't think i can do this today

>>119133000
>BF4
Is that general still up? Might get back into that game.

>Pay 2 win weapon skins

What the fuck

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>http://strawpoll.me/5742783/r

DOES POCOHUD STILL WORK?
I NEED TO WHISTLE ON COMMAND

The free content has a price tag. This is incredibly tone deaf.

>>119134208
They're making money just fine with their monthly paid DLC. Remember, they made enough to pay off 15 years of Starbreeze's debt.
They should care about the community, because there isn't going to be one for their next game after this shit.

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I'm banned from the steam community for 14 days because I said I de-installed the game now.

ULTRA-KEK

>>119134208
The DLC they shit out every other week. They already jew the fuck out of you with DLC but now they want to nickle and dime you too.

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>>119134282
man I miss /bfg/ super squids

>>119134327
No, they borked the hook. No more spooking your "buddies" with the Capt Winters entrance lines

I can't wait for the person who inevitably already used scripts to give themselves everything in the game, then sells all the shit on the market.

I should have done the same while I could have...

>>119133934

Not necessarily a focused effort to break it. If you're modifying game files, things may break when the game updates. Not a big surprise.

>>119131816
Wow, even the mature attitude over at Reddit has completely blown up.

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>>119134429
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>the completely overkill safe is exactly what it is: a safe
>you'll have to pay $2.49 to open your $20 safe to get 1 out of 25 golden skins
>it took them this long to steal a concept from valve

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>>119133549
>zerk dies to twin fp's with 150+ zeds alive
>"guys we need to kite"
>everyone stays in the same room and gets overrun
>end up killing 1/3rd of a wave by myself
Lol okay.

>>119133742
That would be an impossible picture for me to take.

>>119133986
Sorry to hear that, anon.

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>THEY JUST FUCKING COPYPASTED THE STATS FROM DMCWO

GOOD WORK OVERKILL

GOOD

FUCKING

WORK

If the game goes free to play then this will be almost acceptable

>>119134282
not anymore, but the game is still alive, up to 20K players lately and a map coming
(hardline's failure helped tho)