/mgg/ - Metal Gear & waifu General

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BEST GIRL

First for those aren't nipples on sneaking suit.

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Post Quiet

>this lack of paz porn

Am I just shit at searching or should I bite the bullet and jerk it to boss or raiden

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Why are you not helping bring peace?

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Reminder

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>>118944438

>>118944476
Raiden is a woman anyway.

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>>118944476
mods pls no ban

PS3 Jade Forest Night 1/2
let's boost

>>118944528
because literally no one has nukes on ps4 anymore

>>118944625
That's fucking hot.

>>118944543
Show knife lodged in on breast

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best snake

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>>118944350

So cute!

https://a.pomf.cat/cmrqvu.webm

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r8

>>118944809
it's like shes trying to shit but forgot her digestive system is fucked

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Could someone upload the new CE Waifu Tables to Mega.nz? I have the CE.exe but the tables are outdated and I can't get the ones from the forum

>>118944634
might wanna make it have more people and tell the password

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>>118944723

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>>118943942

Imagine being such a piece of shit commander that you let randomers rape your female soldiers for a little extra GMP.

The happy look they give you when they think you trust them enough to send them out on a mission, only for you to then push her into a windowless room with multiple strangers, her confused, scared face being the last thing you see of her before shutting the door.

>>118944829
That old man ain't having any of your shit/10

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First for planning missions with your're waifu.

>>118944829
>old guy who dominates the lobby

9/10

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>That empty feel when it's over
>Can't play futbol with the lads to pass the time
>Can't fap to quiet showering
>Can't massage paz's feet
>Can't spar with qt soldiers
>Can't take codetalker on walks and push him into the ocean

Fucking Kojima robbed us of our past bros

>>118944983
>deleted the previous post just to make the exact same retard post
man you're really fucking pathetic, kill yourself

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I can't remember why we fell apart
From something that was so meant to be, yeah
Forever was the promise in our hearts
Now, more and more I wonder where you are

Do I ever cross your mind, anytime
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me
Do I ever cross your mind anytime
I miss you

Still have your picture in a frame
Hear your footsteps down the hall
I swear I hear your voice, driving me insane
How I wish that you would call
To say

Do I ever cross your mind, anytime
Do you ever wake up reaching out for me
Do I ever cross your mind anytime
I miss you

I miss you
I miss you

(No more) loneliness and heartache
(No more) crying myself to sleep
(Don't want no more) wondering about tomorrow
Won't you come back to me
Come back to me, oh

I miss you

>>118944929

>Gross, I didn't sign up to interact with women.

>>118944809
I love lever action guns being cocked like that

>>118944902
Unique characters give more exp with just 2.
no password duh

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I get to use this later right...?

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>>118944760
>>118944983
They'd deserve it. Their CONSECUTIVE CQC is sloppy.

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>>118944983
Okay anon.

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>>118945079

>>118945394

Oh, sure! Why else would they add it to the game? You'll also encounter guard dogs, later on, be careful around those.

I want Quiet to fart directly into my mouth

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Reminder to do your daily prayer to our Lord and Savior, Venom Snake.

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>>118945394
it makes the last mission with quiet so much easier

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>>118945102
She misses you too, Anon!

>>118945486
Source: anons ass

But still it sucks that they didn't do stuff like that.

>can't visit eli and attempt to bond with him
>quickly turns into some mad banter shit talking

>>118945486
Halloween costumes?

To the guy who is taking turns with me doing interrogations on the disc capture platform:

You have a glorious 70's porn mustache and the shades compliment it perfectly.

That is all.

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>>118945606
>>118945632
Pottery.

ps4 boost bros where you at?

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who would win in a fight? Ride or Quiet?

my fucking GOD

what am i doing wrong on mission 45, is the rocket launcher really that shitty? takes a good 5+ hits just for an APC.

and when the tank comes in. dat pin-point precision 1 hit instadeath.

if a develop a better rocket launcher, will i be able to use it?

im in red now though...

So why didn't Quiet just get her vocal cords removed?

If bionic prosthetic hands were a thing according to Kojimbo, surely artificial voiceboxes were not out of the question.

Boosting lobby on PS4.

Black Site
Cloak and Dagger
Day
6 slots
5 min
Unique on
Rush on
Password: honk

>>118945976
Because muh revenge

>>118945931
You could always lay mines down, or run up and fulton them since that's on objective anyway.

>>118945976
prosthetic hands are a thing though

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Reminder that Quiet is the real hero in MGSV

>>118945931
sell some resources and develop some rocket shit

>>118945486
My biggest complaint with the game is how little interactivity their is with Mother Base. Whether that list is fake or not, I would have welcomed all of it.

>>118945976
Yep, I remember Raiden having one of those, and Decoy Octopus used one too I think.

Same reason Miller didn't just suck it up and get prosthetics in this game.

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>>118946162

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>>118946162
>almost brings the enemy back to mother base
>gets captured by dirty slavs
>tries to kill VS and willingly brings the english parasite strain onto MB
>lets the boss get bitten by a snake
>fucks off with all the shit you gave her
she's a hoe

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>>118945931
use the battle gear

>>118945094

Get fucked, nerd.

>>118946108
Yes, in modern times. And they are still only half as advanced as the hand BB has at best. And lets not forget the Idroid and its HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAY in 1984.

So we can do holograms but artificial voiceboxes are too far fetched?

>>118945976
grrrrrr I'm still mad at venom/big boss even after working with him for 200 hours, shoving my ass in his face and having him save me from the Kaz Nigger Disposal Pit.

>>118946336

>I remember Raiden having one of those

Not that we'll ever know exactly what happened to him or why he required that to begin with.

It'd be pretty funny if it was just because he drunkenly fell down some stairs or something.

TWO MORE YEARS TO GO GUYS UNTIL CHAPTER 3

>>118945486
>4th of July
they have no nation m8

>>118945991
CQC then fulton, right?

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What's everybody favorite game type in MGO?

>>118946946
Usually I would just interrogate spam.

Is CQC fulton faster?

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The Boss Inspired Beliefs list:

>Zero:
Replace American ideology and government. Create the perfect mixing pot of culture combing race, tribal affiliations, and national borders, even faces will be irrelevant. I will create a machine that will govern humanity to this promised future.
>Big Boss:
I won't die laying down and I'll never put my gun aside. I won't die like she did. I'll fight for my own ideology. I will create a place where soldiers are free to fight without the influence of any nation.
>Skull Face:
Destroy boarders and America by destroying the english language. Nuclear exchange will cure the world through warfare.
>Kaz:
A world without nukes.
>Strangelove:
Humanity will never stop fighting so they can't be trusted. I will create a machine that will fix humanity's mistakes and guide it. Once humanity has proven more capable the machine will no longer be needed.
>Ocelot:
Humanity should be free to make it's own mistakes. No nation or person should hold ultimate power nor seek it. I'll see that powers that seek full control are dismantled by all means possible. Let the world be.

>>118945874
Ride, because women can't fight.

>>118946162
>gets rekt at the begining of the game

>you can kill her later
>therefore you can keep playing the entire game without her
>therefore she's useless

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What are some of the most OP examples of weapon customization?
The only thing I did so far was put a 2/3 silencer on a rank 4 tranq pistol so I don't have to use plant resources.

>>118947084
absolutely not

>>118947105
everything you listed is wrong
why do you keep posting this stupid shit?

Do you think Miller lost his dick too?

>>118947360
Why do you think he's no longer a womanizer?

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>>118945637
fake or not, I still believe

Looking at unlocks, what is "BOOSTER"?

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>>118946162

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>tfw haven't played this shit game for 2 weeks
>still come to /mgg/

Feels good

>>118947330
Then post a corrected version if that's what you believe

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>>118946162
>quiet
>not d (dank) horse

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>>118946362

>>118947051
C&D. It's the only one I'm good at.

Also , Carey Mulligan pls go

>>118947460
It's the extra scope that gives you either a 2x or 4x zoom

>>118947421

Womanzing is goofy and cheeky, as was young Kaz.

New Kaz is dark and probably hates women now.

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>>118947465
Best face a model swapped Quiet has ever done

>>118947503
>>[thing]
>>not [the same thing]
...what?

>>118946479
Not far fetched just doesn't apply to quiet. She would've gotten one if she/kojima wanted her to have one.

>Why didn't she learn another language... too far fetched?

>>118947051
Comms because that's the one I get most XP

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>>118947140
>you will never explore afghanistan with stefan
>he will never drive for you, screaming "OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT" as you mow down screaming CFA soldiers in your 4 wheel drive

>>118945991
i added you to the sekret club.
hope you dont mind

Oh shit, can I change my medic's MGO class?

>Build the worlds most advanced mecha
>Design it so only a child can drive
>At some point, Huey said to himself "Yes, this is a good and reasonable idea that will surely result in the successful deployment of my war machine. It is not a critical design flaw at all and is not pants on head retarded."

No wonder Huey got cucked to death.

>>118947703
>not reading it correctly
probably a quiet fag

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>>118947643
So cute! So cute!

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>>118947582
>Also , Carey Mulligan pls go
Just looked her up and she looks exactly like my character.

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Post 'best friends' forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtswSOsknlk
Too long to make into a webm but thought I'd share it.

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Post your waifus

>>118947905
Carey Mulligan doesn't have a big nose though.

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>>118947925

>Silent Basilisk moved to the intel team by himself

is this normal?

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>>118948058

>>118948104
leave the man be

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>>118947843

>cucked to death

I love how when you originally meet Hal you think he's like the type of guy that's never even spoken to a girl, whereas the shit he's done with women is more fucked up than anything imaginable.

People say "hahah Huey got cucked to death" but personally Otacon's the one I feel more sorry for, imagine being this awkward teenager who gets seduced by what's supposed to be your parental figure. No wonder he was so weird with women when he grew older.

And on top of that his sister wanted to wing-wong him too.

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>>118947903
Okay that is really fucking creepy

Thanks

>>118945976
Because Joosten isn't a VA, and the few lines she recorded are kind of mediocre.

>>118948104
I bet Cipher did it.

>>118948131
Looks like carl from the walking dead went on hrt.

>>118947797
lol no

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>>118948058

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>>118948186
>Okay that is really fucking creepy
You're welcome, Anon.

>>118948058

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>>118936603
You mean the joost's FOB?

Has she made her own waifu yet on MGO?
Will she create a lobby that has the password suchalustforanimals?
Will you let her kill/fulton you?
Will you go nuclear with her?

>Enemy grabs friendly
>Fire sleep grenade at them
>You get points for stunning the guy on your team too
My sides

>>118948176
>his sister wanted to wing-wong him too.
Wait what

What's his name again?

>>118948439
I don't know.

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Ocelot's pelvis

To the guys who are in that boost game
I have no idea why I dropped a grenade when Ocelot shot me
Sorry

>>118948532
They're a magnet to BB's.

>>118948395

Just before EE dies she sort of admits to him that the reason she got so competitive and confrontational with him was because she wanted him to "look at her as a woman."

I seem to recall there also being a line where they used to play house when they were kids, and she sounds like she's looking upon it with this loving, more-than-sibling reverence.

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>Interrogating an enemy
>Teammate comes up and shoots him
>Martydom grenade kills us both

Stellar job, mate. Keep up the good work.

>>118948439
Kazuhira "Cold NiggerMan" Miller

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>>118948821

>>118948821
>3 infiltrators jump me and throw me
>One starts attaching the fulton
>Another tries to steal his kill
>Martyrdom takes all three of them out
I had a chuckle at that one.

>>118948576
you are an enforcer with demolition 2 equipped. it makes you drop a grenade upon death if you have at least one left in your secondary items.

>>118947460
Where you see these unlocks

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>>118948821
>>118948919
>Headshot dude with wu s.pistol
>Run to him to fulton him
>One dude shoots him while another goes there to cut his throat
>The only difference being the guy who was shooting stopped while the faggot who cut the enemie's throat only realized after I was standing on the enemy what he was doing

>>118949108
https://www.reddit.com/r/mgo/comments/3nz95x/mgo_unlocks_and_upgrades_table/

>>118949047
Well that's the thing. I do have demo 2 equipped, but ocelots shots didn't kill me, I just dropped the grenade for some reason. I didn't have them equipped either because I was on the cloakers side in C&D

>>118949184
So who is going to report this anon for posting a reddit link. Since you know, some faggot did the same to me

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>>118948058
Bloody.

Lets be honest with each other for a minute.

Given the chance, who here would also have cucked Huey?

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>>118949148
>enemy gets knocked out near me
>stand next to him with my gun ready
>can tell my teammate is actually shocked that I'm not going for the kill while he fultons the enemy

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>>118947925

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>>118948058

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>mfw outplaying that Snake and CQCing him two times.

alright guys I'm off to play some games for a bit

>>118949387
>See someone knock out an enemy
>Run over and distract any would be attackers
>Maybe even get a kill or two
>Teammate runs along as if I wasn't even there saving his fulton

>>118949484

Post more "friendship" between the two.

>>118949639

What's a game? Is that something you experience and then talk about for hours?

>Down by 9 tags
>Knock out a 17 tag bounty
>Start to ful-
>WALKER GEAR
>TEAMMATE HAS KILLED 17 BOUNTY MAN

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>almost close to desired result
>delete ONE triangle
>this happens

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>>118949684
>>118949684
>>118949625
>>118949387
>>118949148
>>118949031
>>118948821
>>118948389
>>118948389

Not everyone was born knowing how to online.
make a fucking tutorial of teamplaying in MGO and promote it if you want faggits to git gud while playing with you

>>118950090
"A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!"

>People who get woken up have immunity to stamina loss and cqc for like 10 seconds even if you headshot them
>Placing traps will be succesful even if you're killed in the middle of the action, this won't happen with stun grenades or fultons even if you've made the whole animation correctly
>Grenade launchers barely make the enemy flinch, taking the equivalent of two bullets in damage
>Enemies costantly cqc me in the middle of the diving animation
>CQC netcode is so bad you can actually stun people and the animation will get cancelled and you get stunned instead
There's plenty of bullshit to correct in this game

>>118945991
i dont see it, full?

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Is there a crack out yet?

I already beat/bought it on PS4 but i only get to play it at my friends house and he has been busy the last 2 weeks and i am in need.

>>118950106
Or, you know, he could also use a mic to coach them.

>>118950239
about 30 minutes ago in a Com Control match, me and a dude both did running CQC at each other. Played both animations, one after the other and we were both knocked out.

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>>118950025
Welcome to the club.

>>118950090
Why all that for deployment cost, but no wormhole?

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>tfw you'll never spy on Paz taking her little rabbit pisses and tell her that there's a shortage of stalls meaning she'll just have to let you drink her urine

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>>118948058

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>>118948821
>>118948919
>Defending in C&D
>Have level 3 interrogation (spots the all enemies for your entire team)
>Grab an enemy
>Someone kills him before I can interrogate him

>literally mfw

>>118945931
>being in the red ever except deliberately to get that bomb ass cutscene

Step it up son

>>118950342
Yes but its the kind that requires you to change your time zone to that of China's and the prologue always crashes on when you finish it. It has a save with the prologue finished though.

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>Ocelot will never be your Papa

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Would you guys sniff Quiet's bumhole?

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What are some overpowered weapon combinations
Maybe ones that let me cheat the retarded plant/resource requirements on higher tier guns

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quite hairy Quiet...

>>118950902

Does this mean Ocelot was Mpreg by BB?

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>>118950952
Jesus

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>>118950952
Dog status: Diamond

>>118950947
I'd tongue it clean

>>118950952
Rancid Butterfly.

>>118950106
>Not everyone was born knowing how to online.
>Having to spoonfeed people well over 20 because they have the brain of a 2 year's old
Don't even start this, people know exactly what you are doing
Picture a player playing soccer and about to score a goal, do you run in front of him and steal his ball to score yourself or do you let him do his shit in peace?

>>118950106
>Not everyone was born knowing how to online.

It literally explains to you how it works

You don't need a tutorial for "shoot the balloon"

GuideBro could you take a photo of the guide pages that explain what the unit grades (like S level automated security etc.) do and at what level they are reached (should be around page 252)

>>118950952
This is the only image that makes Quiet appear to have a phat ass

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Perhaps this scene would have been so much better if they played... maybe the song from the fucking trailer he says this in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWx5JsMI7k4
Shame none of the licensed trailer music is in the game.

>>118950948
Get good

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>>118950947
Would you?

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>>118950996
no

that makes it even sadder

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>>118950952
are you fucking kidding me

>>118950531
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>118948919
are you stupid?
your teammate was already shooting the enemy before you grabbed him

>>118951063
it'd already be clean

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>>118951409
want it bushier?

>>118950239
>>Enemies costantly cqc me in the middle of the diving animation

This, holy shit. I see the fucking bastard chasing me, dive TO him and I get CQCd

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>>118951647
I can't take it

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>>118951647
W-why did she tie her bra together with her flesh?

>>118948919
>winning by a large margin
>grabbing a guy that was already being shot at
>rage quits
>waifufaggot
>did not contribute to the team at all
it's always these type of kids that are just fucking horrible

>>118951293
>>118951140
>>118950368
Remember that not everybody was born as smart as you, gentlemen.

>>118950090
>a weapon to shshuygeyfiugrghvfyeug

>When you take someone's spot in a match you have to keep their stats

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>>118951697
>>118951647
>>118951647

>>118951754
It's not about intelligence, it's about not being stupid which is very different

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>>118951697

>>118951647
>1984

MORE BUSH

>>118951898
She can sit on my face anytime

>>118951892
Remember that not everybody is as non-stupid as you.

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>>118951898

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>>118948821
>>118948919
>being fultoned
>team mate see this as his chance to sneak up behind the enemy

Quiet is ugly as fuck
Joost is cute though

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>>118952003
>making excuses for stupid people who don't give a crap about improvement and people who know exactly what they are doing anddo it anyway

I need help /mgg/

Want to build nukes but don't have enough resources. My FOB keeps getting invaded and the defence is always successful but they still steal some resources.

How do I grind online resources for nukes?

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>>118952097

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>>118946479
>1964
:^)

>>118952097
I liked her a lot more once I was able to give her the XOF outfit. It made the fan service helicopter scenes a lot less fucking weird.

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>>118952023
Can you upload a video or a webm of the entire scene?

I am tempted to Pirate this game.

While I could pay $60 for it. I don't want to support the inevitable Metal Gear Pachinko Machine.

>>118952426
the game was so enjoyable I didn't cared

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>>118952527
Sure, Anon. Just give me a minute.

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>>118952097
>Quiet
>not cure
I can agree with you if you're talking about a profile view of her, but head on she's 2cute

>>118952453
I wish we could have gotten the XOF-suit earlier, it looks a lot better than her default clothes

>that milf nurse at the start that keeps shoving her big Cypriot titties into Venom's face

She needs more fanart. Quiet only killed her out of jealousy.

>>118952602

Just don't buy MB coins then. Don't fuck with the dumb FOB stuff either.

>>118952602
But you are supporting the Metal Gear Pachinko Machine if you don't buy the game.

>>118952784
>no camera zoom in on her chest
>camera zooms in on ishmael's butt
gay

I just finished MGSV last night. Put about 80 hours into. Now, I haven't finished a MGS game since 2, so I probably don't have as much unresolved shit as the fans of the series, but despite some issues (mostly regarding story pacing), I've had more fun with MGSV than I have with any game in a pretty long time.

>>118952040
>team mate aims at your ballon
>he gets rekt by the enemy who fultoned you

your team mate did the right thing, stop crying faggot

So, just finished the game.

Quick question
I've just looked at a bunch of guides that say you can't use the butterfly emblem and you need to play Side OPs 150 and Mission 45 and lose Quiet to get the True Ending, that is, Mission 46.

Well, I wore the butterfly and have not done either of those missions and still have Quiet... but I have just done Mission 46, got the true ending, got the infinity bandanna and the jacket and a bunch of tapes etc etc. So, did they change it or is every guide online just hideously wrong?

Any PS4 lobbies up atm?

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Pequod was the true hero of MGS5 and possibly the most heroic character in the entire franchise.

>Was a part of DD from the very start even when they were a bunch of underfunded, understaffed nobodies
>Always comes exactly when he is called, even if the LZ is extremelly hot. Only refuses to land when it would put his passangers in danger rather than just caring about himself
>Saves Snakes life on numerous occasions
>Never questions his orders, even when he has to pick up Quiet with Kaz breathing down his neck the whole time
>Does not hold a grudge, does not give Quiet a hard time when she radios for an evac
>Never asks for any attention or screentime, serving his comrades is enough satisfaction for him
>Highly skilled, professional pilot. Does not dress in cowboy shit or battle bikinis. Manages to evade a dedicated air superiority fighter in a heavy utility helicopter for a considerable length of time
>Despite having full access to all of Venom Snakes tapes that he keeps in the ACC, does not judge Snake or try to interfere with his boss's operations. He knows everything Venom does but he also knows his place as a soldier
>Has no superpowers or other bullshit, 100% skill
>Has no plot armor. He willingly gives his life to the cause he believes in and the friends he swore to protect. Gives no dramatic dying monologue or other faggotry because his life of service, honor, and dedication say everything that needs to be said.

>>118948208
Her lines in the hospital were bretty gud though

>>118952912
Boosting or legit play?

I've only played as Snake so far, do your combat staff's stats go up if they do missions in the field?

Quiet's sex moans can be found here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zgXFKNTw0A

So what's boosting?

>>118952040
>GirlGame1995
you deserve it

>trying out acid
>tutorial after tutorial

I fucking got how it worked during the first cutsce for fuck sake just let me play

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>It’s a guard dog, don’t get too close. Wouldn’t want it to start barking. Dog’s sense of smell is better than ours. And so is their night vision. Don’t take any chances.

>The Battle Gear is an armored weapon developed to take on hostile bipedal weapon systems. You can alter its maneuverability by changing its posture. In travel mode it’s as nimble as a horse. Whereas in fire mode you can move while keeping an eye on the area in front of you. It’s armed with a railgun and a heavy machinegun. If you like, we can look into adding other weapons too.

>>118948208
I thought it was because she didn't speak english for a long time and was essentially signing her own death warrant

she dead but she'll be back in Metal Gear Quiet: Reavengement

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>>118953029

>>118953127
helping someone get up to a ledge higher than they can get up to themselves by using your body as a step

>>118953064
Either one, doesn't matter. Only reason I'd boost is to unlock colors for the sneaking suit.

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>>118953029
Even the enemy soldiers praise him for his Fulton pick up skills.

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>>118953116
Am I the only one that hears Snake (or any character chosen) groans after choosing equipment and before going on a mission?

>>118947729
He wouldn't be too hard to make as a custom avatar, right?

>>118953368
Yes.

I'm pretty sure it's quiet, she does a "rrmf" when you select her/deploy

DINEH?

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>>118953029
I just wish he wasn't so ugly

>>118953506
>tfw you'll never COPULATE with the DINE himself

>>118953342
I'm down for some games, just invite me to a party. Doug_DFC

>>118953576

I think it's just a bad angle fam, I've seen people post his model and he looks alright.

Code Talker is cute! CUTE!

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>>118948058

>Pequod is actually Solid Snake

>>118953838
I want to listen to Code Talker talk about copulation and wolbachia for hours!

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>>118952527
Here you are, Anon.
https://a.pomf.cat/mqnmqa.webm

C&D might as well be infiltrator only CTF

how to fix MGO
>punish players who run and gun by reducing the stealth camo when running around
>punish players who do NOT help team mates in Bounty Hunter (reduce points given when nearby allies who have been fulltoned successfully)
>punish players who run and gun in C&D attacking side (ban on C&D for dying in the first 30 seconds of the match)
>considerably reduce fulton speed when using perks 2 and 3
>add points system for teamwork
>remove the ability for them to shoot and grapple people after respawning on a friend in a firefight (invincibility time currently is 4 seconds, they have 4 seconds to shoot their guns at you and ignore your attacks)
>remove stability or lesson stability on sniper rifles

>>118953967
>Huey as Mantis
Ok that got me good

>>118952602
okay

>>118954145
>punish players who run and gun by reducing the stealth camo when running around
how about making stealth camo end once you shoot and giving it a 3 sec penalty before activating it again

>eliminate wandering puppets

Easiest side op but for some reason they're fun.

at first I thought they were bait and the spooks were going to attack but nope, just straight elimination of dumb zombies

>>118953902
>One hundred percent the entire game
>Bonus scene at the end of the credits
>Venom sitting in the ACC
>"Hey, Pequod is just your callsign right?"
>"Ya boss, why?"
>"You never told me your name."
>"Oh... ya. Miller said it was OPSEC."
>"Oh..."
>Camera pans down to the nametag on Pequods flight suit
>Iroquois Pliskin

Would have made the entire game worth it tbh fam.

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>>118947554
>those eyes

I could stare into them forever.

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>>118953967
snake replaced with Tretij with whorn, liquid replaced with Tretij with red beret, skullface replaced with double masked tretij, niggerkid replaced with tretij with the nigger pendant, code talker replaced with gerbil
when?

>>118954145
oh and
>increase gp points after every match from 100 to 150 (20 to 40 in private matches)

>>118954415
well Stealth camo is already slightly easy to detect, movement should make the camo easier to see while standing still would make it harder to see, shooting a player to get rid of camo would just make the stealth camo incredibly useless

>>118954145
>add points system for teamwork
That'd be cool for times when I stun someone from far away, a teammate sees this, and then fultons the person.

>>118954415
this but only if it's an unsupressed weapon

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>>118954508

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Ocelot takes his coffee black.

I bet you don't.

>>118954496
you should be extracting them. they get a medal

I want to hug_ Code Talker!

>>118954145
>punish players who run and gun by reducing stealth camo
infiltrators die in 2 hits and stealth camo does literally nothing tho
>deduct points for not shooting down fultons
this is just retarded
>ban people from playing a gamemode for playing in way that gets them shot and killed within 5 seconds
are you retarded or did you literally let somebody run and gun you with a wu tang clan pistol
>teamwork points
>fulton reduction
>remove friend spawning
>remove stability
these are bretty gud

>>118953967
>*click* "Last chance?" *click*
>Miller is standing right there next to you
The fuck.

I really want to molest Quiet

>>118954638
what?
no
obviously with cweam

>>118954709
i don't agree with friend spawning but this should be at least disabled if they have taken damage in the last 10 seconds or something

>>118954567
i meant the person using the camo shooting

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>>118954879
Do you know what happened last time someone tried to do that?

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>>118953967
>that Huey

>>118953902
Congratulations, you've successfully written the absolute most retarded comment of the thread.

>>118954709
>infiltrators die less than other players
I love this meme when it's already been disproved, even the heavy class with all that body armor dies fast, every single class has the same health bar.

>>118954552
>>118944809

>>118954973
yeah she fucking died kek

>>118953902
I always assumed Pequod was Pliskin.

>>118955050
DELETE THIS

>>118955082
are you dumb?
Pliskin is Vamp

>>118955023
>"i only play the level 1-10 bracket"
>"i have never ascended and actually gotten to MGO"

>>118954709
>stealth camo does literally nothing tho
So then you shouldn't have any problems with these changes to it, infilnigger.

>>118954145
I agree

>>118954641
I do, I kill the shitty ones though.

>>118955010
No, it can be matched. It will be matched.>>118953967
I hate you all. I really do. Classic L M A O

I want to marry Code Talker!

>>118955189
>ascending
boy oh boy i sure wish i could ascend if the leveling system wasn't poorly done.

>>118955191
>if it's already shit you shouldn't mind if we break it more!
okay

>>118955050
its not confirmed anon
shes alive

>>118955340
It's alright, kiddo. Maybe you'll get good someday.

>>118954973
>quiet will never stab you

>>118955189
I sure do want to ascend and get those suit colors....

>>118955419
chill lmao

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Is it easy to search for specific game lobbies? For the past few days, I've been hosting one in the afternoon/nighttime and have wondered if anyone's joined now and then. I've been making it open since I'm all for everyone having their XP grind smooth and fast. The lobby is basically...

>Bounty Hunter on all maps
>16 people the max
>Unique characters
>20 minute rounds
>99 tickets each

Can't wait to see how much of a boost this supposed XP Boost I get for having the Day One game gets me. Double the XP? I'll probably be getting to ascension in no time.

give me one good reason not to just go enforcer since every one in every lobby wants to play as an enforcer

Also, why do scouts exist? What is their purpose?

>>118955376
>the guidebook literally says she died

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BEST OTP

the horse is so fucking stupid and annoying to control

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>>118955435

>>118955273
>you'll never sit by the fireplace with Code Talker and discuss that DINE life

>>118955634
>1
fulton speed on infs are neat
>2
sit far away and mark people
there is a common misconception that their primary purpose is sniping

in all honesty infiltrators weapons set is unbalanced as fuck

stealth is a nuisance but not the actual problem

that weapon selection tho and this is coming from a lvl 27 enforcer that goes up against the same level or higher infilshitters

at lvl37 that infiltrator lethal grenade launcher will fuck shit up as opposed to the enforcers rpg with 2 shots

it just aint fair weapons wise

and s speed infilshitters can suck my pencil dick

>>118955727
you have to go into the idroid and tell her where to attack/scout

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>>118955695
Wrong

Does ascending unlock kewler gear? If it do I'm intrigued. Don't wanna lose all my weapons and items tho

>>118955518
but he doesn't seem mad
are you ok?

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WHAT THE FUCK KAZ WHO SAID YOU COULD JUST DISMISS MY STAFF MEMBERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>118955837
Absolute lol

>>118944929
EMERALD FOX A CUTE!
CUTE!!!

>>118955795
>it just aint fair weapons wise
>Infiltrators get a rapid fire sleep grenade launcher
>Scouts get RPGs

>>118955861
you mum ascended my dick tbh

>when the time comes, I'll pull the shrigger

We all knew venom wasn't gonna do it, right?

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>>118955695
You're all diamonds, Anons.

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>>118955837

>>118955880
>"shut up ur just a kid g-git gud" as a response
maybe he's not mad but he looks some kinda upset

>>118955837
i'm fukkn ded m8

>>118955962
>>enforcers get a rapid fire sleep grenade launcher

you can walk away from the gas or run away

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A reminder that Ocelot was the 2nd child.
He had telepathy.
He could predict events and how people would react to them.

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>>118955634
>Also, why do scouts exist? What is their purpose?

To be able to mark the other team so that your teammates know where they are. Plus, if they find some perch that oversees most of the battle, they can shoot down fulton balloons so that their team stays in the match. Overall, they're pretty much like a support class. For most game, I try to find that quiet area where no one really goes to, mark my team's enemies, stun people who have high bounties or are about to kill one of my teammates, etc.

>>118956147
on any map with a "capturing" objective that's really not feasible
on comms defense they can just spam a point, toss a petrol, and recap it
on C&D they can just spam where the disk was before it was picked up and go fulton the KO'd infiltrator
it only really has a balanced place in bounty hunter

>>118955841
tits or translation

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AH-ZA KAPEYA!
POYO~!

>infiltrator
>s speed
>fulton punch
>stun shotgun

nah fuck this class m8 literally what

>Have a longish session of interrogation boosting that devolves into everyone accidentally knocking each other out as we try to revive teammates
>Go back into the normal game to try out new unlocks
>Still a laggy mess full of retards
Even the boosting is more fun that playing the actual game.

>>118955894
this tbh tho fam