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post yfw you didn't pick planes

no rollers allowed

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>>118736253

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>still no EU splatfest news

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>>118736253

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>>118736428
>being EU
>ever

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>>118736428
bad news son

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Hows comeback with special saver?
tfw i thought Zekko was Quick Super jump

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>>118736253

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Cute squidboys showing up to your ranked games to plant Beakons and force area evacuation using their special transformation.

>le no overtime face

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>>118736253

>>118736576
I know the theme. But there is no mention in OP that no one would read anyway once again.

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>>118736253

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>>118736253
Yo team plane are you alright?

The first Cat & Dog fax was intercepted by the machine, so what if they just resent it?

nice speed run

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Fucking speedrun

I hope you picked dogs yuros. Don't want to be on the losing side, like the last catfags.

2/4

ID: al-LAYN

Anyone wanna play?

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Clanfags can't catch a break

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>>118736253

>>118737208
Sorry man watching Ink Storm

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>>118736253
>mfw there is still airshits making excuses on why they lost

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Good skills to run with TTK with Special saver, Bomb toss, and haunt?

>>118737424
>no rebuttals to raw math

>>118737424
>those same planefags will become scientists one day and do botched, bias "studies" on things, ruining the world for their gain

Does ink resistance matter if you're stacking run speed?

>>118737589
Dude. Stop falseflagging us planes. We know we lost. We're not trying to pull this stupid math shit to make excuses. Even if you believe what you're saying is true, it just doesn't make sense when you look at all the other Splatfests where the popular side also won on wins.

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>>118737358
>tmb 3-0'd by tsb

>>118737589
There is no need to rebute delusional math filled with cherry-picking.

>>118736774
>>118737163
>>118737589
literally making up irrelevant scenarios to explain how they don't suck

>3 blaster shots wasn't enough to stop that faggot
Bullshit. I know for a fact the 2nd one was a direct hit.

>>118737832
fuck off cloudy

>>118738009
-scarth

man my gamepad is drifting like hell

>>118737589
If you're referring to those ass-pulled numbers based on false assumptions at the end of the last thread, that's the kind of bullshit someone that never took a college statistics class would try to claim.

Basic statistics proves that neither side had any advantage or disadvantage in the battle portion.

If you try to claim anything else, you're fucking retarded and in denial.

>>118737879
The funniest part of all of this is how he's refusing to accept that the team was a given a very real point modifier for having more players, so even if having more players would theoretically hurt your team, the game already clearly and definitively accounts for it, yet Planes still lost.

>>118737354
dont post images of my waifu please

thanks

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SPEEDRUN!

also dat bubbler chain

>try to charge special real quick
>suddenly we win

I didn't even see it.

>>118738297
>spending time charging your special
Nope.

>>118737810
>Even if you believe what you're saying is true, it just doesn't make sense when you look at all the other Splatfests where the popular side also won on wins.

The pre-2.0.0 splatfests are different because of the change in victory weight from x2 to x4. Before 2.0.0, planes would have won with such a huge popularity gap.

>>118737879
Explain how any of those scenarios are "made up" or irrelevant. No, wait, you can't.

>>118737876
Using only relevant variables is not cherrypicking.

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>tfw no rollerskates gear

>>118738364
Deciding what's relevant based on your own bias is cherrypicking.

Just stop already. Even your teammates think you're wrong.

What if in Splatoon 2, instead of popularity and win percents, Splatfests are determined by the amount of players on each team who achieve the higher ranks? Say it's 1 point for base rank joining a team, 2 for the next, 3 for the next, 5 for King/Queen. At the end of the Splatfest, it adds up the scores of everyone's rank on all the teams, and that's the scores it pits against each other for who wins the Splatfest. Would this be more fair? Would there be more or less bitching and excuses?

>>118738508
no.
that's just how long you played.
and there's 5 ranks, numbnuts.

>>118738179
You're asserting that without any argument, so I'm just going to dismiss it and if you try to rebut you're retarded and in denial.

>>118738471
It's not based on bias, it's based on whether a variable actually has reason to have been different on a given team. If there's no reason for it to affect one team over another, why should it be considered?

>>118738224
Ignoring the fact that the victory modifier was changed from x2 to x4, are we? Interesting.

>>118738365
>no sexhair
I never wanted something so much

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>>118738364
> repeatedly gets wrecked
> he is still in denial
Anon there has been splatfests in which the popular team destroys the other team.

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>>118738365
>These could have been the Squid Sisters
thank god they went with such perfect designs

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>>118737424
>still trying to trashtalk when planeposters have almost all acknowledged that they weren't surprised or predicted cars would win

Could have dunked if I didn't die the moment my kraken was charged.

>>118738601
That's because popularity was literally the only deciding factor before with very few exceptions. They had to make wins account for more, as they should, so it wouldn't just literally be a popularity contest. Have you ever made a game?

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>>118738364

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what's up with these team plane members being autistically salty?

>>118738692
Those were pre-2.0.0 splatfests.

The way it goes is this. If there's a small difference in popularity, it doesn't matter because the weight given to the popularity is 4x smaller than the weight given to the victory percentage. If there's an overwhelmingly large popularity, like 65:35, the difference doesn't matter in the opposite direction because the weight of the popularity is enough to matter. If there's a large but not overly large difference, then the number of mirror matches harms the more popular team and the points gained by popularity don't help it.

Look, I'm not saying Planes would have definitely won if they were less popular. I'm just saying cars DID have a demonstrable advantage.

>>118738601
If you expect me to take time out of my day to teach you principles of statistics that you could look up yourself, then you're exactly as retarded as this whole thread thinks you are. It's not a difficult concept; your ignorance is willful.

>>118738817
Except there is this autistic anon in this thread right now who is going ballistic with his theory on why planes lost. He was also in the last thread.

>>118738354
Depends on the map. On Triggerfish I always take the path around and build up wail by the top the rainmaker is about to burst or has burst and it blocks that path if they have the maker or I end up with multikills and bursting the shield for my team to take

>>118739039
what you're saying is absolute dogshit, stop posting

>>118739129
So you offer no counterargument and therefore concede. Works for me. You can't just yell "IT'S STATISTICS" and expect that to work as an argument.

>>118739039
>Those were pre-2.0.0 splatfests.
>what is boke vs tsukkomi
>what is ant vs grasshopper
>what is messy vs tidy

>>118739039
>I'm just saying cars DID have a demonstrable advantage.
Even if that was true, which we've already proven you're cherry-picking your math all over the place, the game literally awards your team extra popularity score for having to "suffer this burden". That means you were either at a fair advantage or had the advantage entirely. Stop trying to outargue people and play the game. Next Splatfest you don't want to be right back here making phony bologna math again.

>>118738959
autism is a hell of a drug

mamandil may i order your gear quick? specifically your fake contacts, run speed anchor shirt and 4x QR shoes?

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>>118736253

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Stop making the matches so close, you guys.

Gratz on B- btw

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>Be e-liter
>See enemy go into a pool of ink large enough that he could easily dodge me, and he's close enough to jump out and kill me
>"Fuck it I'll shoot the middle"
>Actually kill him
>Later on he kills me and it turns out he had ninja squid
>mfw

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>>118738762
Shame they don't put this gear on them during splatfest.

>>118739039
the Japanese splatfest of hw was using the current formula.

>>118739348
they have the advantage because planes spent most of their time fighting each other

and they get less scores that way

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>>118739240
Yeah, I dunno what his damage is or why people keep responding.

>>118738959
The worst part is guilty by association. I was team plane but not I have to deal with this faggot complaining about a loss. Who literally gives a shit it is 6 snails you fucker

Shut the fuck up. This happens every Splatfest. Why do you care so fucking much

Just go kill yourself if you are this upset

Whelp, I got randomly disconnected rainysquad. Sorry for putting you through 3v4 ;_;

>>118739525
And car shitters were playing against planes all the time

>>118739265
It's not and I won't.

>>118739279
I'm so glad you brought those up.

>Boke vs. Tsukkomi:
Tsukkomi had 57% popularity, meaning that there were presumably fewer mirror matches than there were for Planes, which had 66% popularity. Also, Japan's playerbase is huge compared to the west, so the game struggles less to find opposing teammates even if there is a large popularity difference.

>Ant vs grasshopper
Again, the difference wasn't as stark as Planes vs. Cars and yes, Japan's playerbase matters.

>Messy vs. Tidy
Same story, though I'm not sure of Europe's relative playerbase size compared to the West.

>>118739267
And you can't offer obviously flawed math that is clearly bogus to everyone but you and insist that you're the only one in the right. Look into it if you don't believe me. But we both know you won't.

Stay in school and you might learn a thing or two.

>>118739525
You did not listen to or acknowledge a word I said. Bravo!

>>118739698
nah is ok

>>118739721
>so the game struggles less to find opposing teammates even if there is a large popularity difference.
pretty sure that's not how it works but ok.

>>118739721
> presented with evidence that destroys his theory
> dismisses it cause it doesn't fit his theory

Well, did you win rainysquad? ;_;

Are dynamo roller users compensating for their tiny weenies?

>>118739721
Keep typing. You're only wasting everyone's time. Seriously, all you're doing is shitposting and living in your own little world of fucked up equations at this point.

>>118739417
>No Rollerblade v Skateboard Splatfest
>Callie wont wear Rollerblades
>Marie wont ride a skateboard
Just end the suffering already

>>118739348
>which we've already proven you're cherry-picking your math all over the place
Nice try. If anything, we've proven that I'm only including relevant data, since you've utterly failed to demonstrate why any other variables would matter.

>the game literally awards your team extra popularity score for having to "suffer this burden".
But it's at such a weaker weight than the victories now (x4 vs. the old x2) that having so many skilled players waste matches in mirror while having unskilled players waste proportionately fewer matches makes the popularity weight not enough to overcome the x4 victory weight.

>>118739702
Already explained why this doesn't matter here: >>118736774

Car shitters had better odds with fewer skilled plane player matches, which was an effect of the planes vs. planes mirror matches.

Shit how does a sniper do well in rainmaker? Should I even bother trying to join a squad during this rotation?

>>118739920
No, but E-Litres are compensating for their lack of balls.

>>118739864
But it is how it works. With such a huge playerbase, there are more raw numbers of incoming players at any given time, meaning more chances for new matchups and less chance of the game being unable to find different teams.

>>118739869
I explained why that evidence doesn't matter. Sorry you can't understand that.

>>118739959
>No counterargument

Shouldnt have done that with the rainmaker, sorry guys.

>>118739912
nope we almost won but they took the lead at the last moment

>S+ Jap memesquad got BTFO by a team with 1 S+ and a carried B- shitter
Hahahahaha

>>118739912
Almost

10 - 14

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>>118739417
>that dolphin braid
THE PROPHECY

Sorry squad, something unexpected came up. GGs

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>Reminded that real life squids can regenerate severed limbs
>Suddenly have the dark thought of a Squid Sister's Splatfest penalty would be to have the losing Sister's limbs cut off and she'll be an amputee until her limbs grow back in about a week
>Have even more darker thought of her severed limbs being made into sashimi
>And even more darker thought of the losing Sister having to eat her own sashimi-prepared limbs
>tfw this probably wouldn't even bother Marie
Fuck, getting drunk makes you think these weird things

>>118739970
The only thing you've proven is that you genuinely believe your own flawed and biased math.

What we've proven is that no one else does.

You're done getting replies from me, holy fuck. Stay salty.

>>118740236
Ggs

>>118740097
Which is true on my end, because I literally was born without testicles.

Snipers are alright but I like shooters/rollers a little more

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>>118736253
>>118738959
reminder

>>118737469

What's your loadout? I could probably suggest something?

Why those three abilities? Do you have clothes with- oh.

You're dressed as an Octoling, aren't you? Scope, Tee, and Boots with Octoshot? No brand influence?

Ink Recovery, Run Speed, Swim Speed, and Special Charge Up are what I'd recommend. Special Duration and Quick Respawn are good too, if you get those.

>>118740226
I need that Shark

>>118740236
ggs! :)

no like legit i need your gear are you here mamandil

>>118740304
No one has been able to explain how the math is flawed or biased. All they've done is bring in irrelevant variables like "including the players who kept playing after they reached King/Queen," which should be equal for both sides, and crying "IT'S STATISTICS" as if that explains anything. Why wouldn't I believe it?

>enemy charger is not aiming at anyone directly
>kills everything in sight anyway

Oh japanese chargers how I missed you...

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>>118737469
anyone?
>>118738365
bottom left on left page
Those are cute

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Here's a little math problem for math anon.

24-6=

Sorry, you can't skew your way out of the results of this one.

>>118739970
Ok. Then give to me right now the statistics of the skill levels of all of the people who played in the the splatfest. Cause what you have is a theory with no actual piece of data to back it up.

we need one more squid
3/4 now !!!
join us
- shabushabu shabu

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>Rainmaker on walleye warehouse
>Wipe out the opposing team
>bubbler is ready
>rush to the spawn and activate my special
>hold them off, enough for the shmuck who has the rainmaker to walk up the ramps and take the rainmaker to the goal.
>no one ever came
>get splatted
>look down on map
>idiot with the rainmaker decided to take the other route, a teamate following him
>other teamate is inking our base

I just don't know.

I hope that dynamofag is salty as shit.

BASED YUGO

>Dynamo outscored me

How dare he

>>118740739
Make that two

>1/11

a-at least i took the lead

>another S+ Jap meme team BTFO by a squad with a B- shitter and an S rank with 1 kill

>>118740718
>Then give to me right now the statistics of the skill levels of all of the people who played in the the splatfest.
Do you have any reason as to why they would be different? If not, it's irrelevant.

>Cause what you have is a theory with no actual piece of data to back it up.
The data is the sheer number of mirror matches. High mirror matches = fewer matches that matter with skilled players.

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>>118740667
squidmouth pro comin in hot

>>118740739
NNID is gorillaglacier
all weapons and all ranks are welcome !!! :)

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>>118740354

I think they got their revenge.

>>118740967
Anon present to me the evidence to back up your theory. Stop trying to sidestep this. Show me that the statistics can use the data to fulfill your equations.

>>118741321
He moves like a swan dodging all those krakens

>>118741026
One more squid needed

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>>118741321

Eh... Just duo without me. Things always come up when I want I join a squad

>>118741540

>>118741581
Something came up now? Or just as a prevention? If the latter just join.

What the hell, I got randomly disconnected again rainysquad. Sorry again ;_;

I had a dc

good look rainy squad

>>118741463
That is the evidence. There were many, many mirror matches. I've explained how mirror matches will reduce skilled player genuine matches more than unskilled player genuine matches. Points are proportionate to time. Unless you can explain why that is wrong, you have nothing.

>>118740739
one more !!!
shabu!!!

>>118741525
It's been too long, Shabu.

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>>118741795
>>118741796
>fucked inside out by a team of rollers.
They didn't get to dunk though so that's the positive.

>>118736120
>- Squids have won the 6th Japanese Splatfest!
they cancelle the playable octolings because of it, gg.

>>118738365
top left has shadvase face syndrome.

Looks like someone cucked my rainysquad spot ;_;

Just kidding, I needed a break anyways, GGS rainysquad.

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>>118741981
good

>>118741814
> It's mirror matches
Fine then give me the actual percentage of mirror matches that occured throughout the day. Then give me the percentage of the shitters in the mirror matches as well as the good players in the mirror matches. While you're at it give me the percentage of good car teams that faced both good and bad plane teams. Also give me the percentage of bad car teams that faced bad and good plane teams. Once you're done give me your sources on where you got that info.

>>118741973
I couldn't handle all the memes ;_;

I never get used to the Octobrush range and damage

fuggin raped

>>118742150
ggs dude you done did good kid

comm errors make me sad

>>118738365
I'm happy with the designs we got. None of these hairstyles fit with the 'two long squid tentacles' look

3/4

ID: al-LAYN

Come on and play!

>4 kraken brushes and we have a dc

Nice

well that was a good run, ggs squad

>>118742229
>Fine then give me the actual percentage of mirror matches that occured throughout the day.
As long as they weren't a rare anomaly, which many anons will tell you they weren't, the specific percentages don't matter. What matters is that they WERE common enough to be noticed by many anons here, which means they had an effect as I have described.

>Then give me the percentage of the shitters in the mirror matches as well as the good players in the mirror matches. While you're at it give me the percentage of good car teams that faced both good and bad plane teams. Also give me the percentage of bad car teams that faced bad and good plane teams.

Irrelevant unless you are claiming that the matchmaking is unfair for any reason.

>Once you're done give me your sources on where you got that info.

See, you're trying to look for some sort of factor that will reverse the effect that I've described, but there isn't any. Again, I'm not saying planes would have won without the mirror match effect. Maybe even if skilled players got to play against cars in more of their matches they might have lost. But the deck was likely stacked against them already. That's all.

>>118742894
I was wondering why we were getting our shit pushed in.
>all those fucking beacons all over the place

>>118742826
wait what?
C.A.?
HOLY FUCK
you seem to be full though

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GGs squad

This helped calm down after the previous run quite a bit. Too many dcs though today.

Also, is anyone else having trouble posting again?

>everyone on our squad and the other off doing who knows fuck
>I casually take the RM and dunk it
Okay.

>>118743126
yeah he is back from the dead

>>118743198
>Also, is anyone else having trouble posting again?
yup

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>>118736253

>>118743198
>Also, is anyone else having trouble posting again?
Yeah.

any squads open?

>>118743198
yeah gook is fucking with the servers again

>>118743049
>beacons everywhere
Reminds me of this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2WdHadoqgM

>>118743198
Yup.
Fucking moot2

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>>118736253

>>118743501
Stop tormenting me with this game

>>118743501
>all of that jumping. I've made it to S rank so far without that but should I get in the habit of it? I admit I do have trouble aiming at people when they're jumping circles around me.

>>118743337
Burgermeister Meisterburger for smash/splatoon when

>>118741321
>>118741478
Japan getting rid of the western teams.
Wiped the floor with them too.

Maybe it's just me but the Japs seem extra laggy today.

>>118743501
I can feel the salt at the end there.

also
>quick reply text captcha is wrong no matter what I do
>image captcha asks me 50 times to select all street signs and shows me 8 street signs
>after all that it tells me the captcha is wrong anyway

I just want to post holy shit

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>>118744107
fuck me I didn't mean to green text all of it.

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>>118742989
>As long as they weren't a rare anomaly, which many anons will tell you they weren't, the specific percentages don't matter. What matters is that they WERE common enough to be noticed by many anons here, which means they had an effect as I have described.

Irrelevant if there is no actual data to back your claim.

>Irrelevant unless you are claiming that the matchmaking is unfair for any reason.

You were the one making the claim the whole time.

>See, you're trying to look for some sort of factor that will reverse the effect that I've described, but there isn't any. Again, I'm not saying planes would have won without the mirror match effect. Maybe even if skilled players got to play against cars in more of their matches they might have lost. But the deck was likely stacked against them already. That's all.

Irrevelant. You are making a hypothetical scenario with no ways of proving it to be plausible. You are explaining a hypothetical scenario with hypothetical answers.
You have been told plenty of scenarios that will throw your theory out the window. You have been told many arguments that shatters your theory. Yet all you do is scream out "IRRELEVANT" merely because it doesnt fit with your theory.
You have been told to present data to back up your theory yet all you do is try to weasle out of the way.
I feel sorry for you cause you have your head shoved up your ass that you begin to think your own shit as reality.

>>118744107
>>118744341
>accidental greentexting

>I admit I do have trouble aiming at people when they're jumping circles around me.
You just answered your own question. Being a jumping jap is the best middle finger you can give to chargers that failed to hit you.

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>>118744328
>Captcha
>Select all images below that match the one on the right.
>no image on the right
Fuck your shit captcha.

E-liters should not be in this game.

Scoped chargers are perfect and reasonable.

E-liter scope is just downright terrible.

>>118739349
>>118738959
super /v/ meme /b/rothers 9000

is there any squads out there that needs more cannon fodder?

>>118744734
Nerf e-liters by making them launch you forward when firing. Suddenly you'll see far less Jap e-liters than you do now.

Gotta go eat, ggs shabu squad

>>118744384
Both of you faggots are trying so hard, especially you. He needs to stop moving the goalposts, and you need to stop pretending that you're a master of statistics.

>>118744734
I think it's silly that scoped chargers offer 3 extra range compared to unscoped variants.

>>118744328
It was a miracle they lasted this long and almost won until the last 10 seconds.

>>118744816
I can tell that the word "autism" triggered you, Ledditor.
>>>/reddit/

>>118744997
i never claimed i was a master you fucktard. when a person makes a claim or theory, they need evidence to back it up. in this case, it was statistics.

>>118744734
Scopes either shouldn't have a range bonus, or should have a much longer charge time compared to their unscoped version.
There's 0 reason not to use a scope if you're using a charger.

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>>118740667

what's a good meme sploosh set?

>>118745107
But you still came across as a fucking snob. Just stop.

>>118745034
epic reddit boogieman meme
epic trigger meme from tumblr
epic manlytears /v/ meme

three epic memes for the price of one

that post was so epic my dick split open and locusts flew out

I'll be hosting a squad in 10 minutes. Add nindow . Hopefully there's enough people to make a squad.

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>>118744664
>not just using legacy captcha

>>118745353
Tons of swim and run speed

I'll be hosting a squad in 10 minutes. Add NINDOW. Hopefully there's enough people to make a squad.

>>118744384
>Irrelevant if there is no actual data to back your claim.
Do you really want me to comb the backlog of posts filled with planes talking about how they faced other planes?

>You were the one making the claim the whole time.

Nope. I never said the matchmaking was anything other than random. Now you're backpedaling and trying to assert that the matchmaking WAS stacked in favor of planes.

>You have been told plenty of scenarios that will throw your theory out the window. You have been told many arguments that shatters your theory. Yet all you do is scream out "IRRELEVANT" merely because it doesnt fit with your theory.
How can an argument "shatter" it if it's irrelevant? It's not irrelevant because it doesn't fit, it's irrelevant because it's irrelevant. If you could demonstrate why there would be any differences in team composition across a variety of variables, I would reconsider, but you can't even provide a reason for that.

>You have been told to present data to back up your theory yet all you do is try to weasle out of the way.

The datum is that there was a significant frequency of mirror matches.

>I feel sorry for you cause you have your head shoved up your ass that you begin to think your own shit as reality.

You don't even understand what relevant variables are and you're claiming I'm full of shit.

>>118744664
that one always fucks with my brain. i think you're supposed to select all the mirrored images, but most of the time i can't fuckin figure out if any of them match, so i just refresh the damn captcha.

>>118745472
Oh look it's the anti-/pol/ shitposter again. Just kill yourself and get it over with.

>>>/tumblr/

>>118745472
-penta

>>118744901
ggs! thanks for playing and waiting for so long today ...

>>118745335
The only reason I use regular charger is because the hero charger doesn't have a scope

>>118745624
Fuckin stop before the statistics anon spergs out again.

>>118745886
epic

everyone who disagrees with me is penta

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>planes still salty and carrying on this autistic argument

more proof that mariefags are undeniably the worst

>>118745490
Squad is up

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Which brush weapon is considered the best?

>>118746010
Shitposting is against the rules, lad.

>>118746110
Shit this is about splatfest?

That's a lot of words

>>118746224
None of them.

>>118745604
>>118746010
>spoiler shitpost doesn't get deleted

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

mods!

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>>118746224
Octo

>>118746110
and /v/emers are even worse

>dynamofag
Why even bother?

Good games, squad. Thank you for playing.

GG CA squad

>>118746327
nice le one guy meme

>>118746545
GGs

>>118746327
No, they've stopped responding because they have no counterargument.

>>118746224

Octobrush

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What happened to this general

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>>118746368
>using spoiler tags is a shitpost now

>>118746224
octobrush

>>118746149
2 spaces here. flippy if no one else shows up, do you want to twin squad?

Any squads up?

C.A will you ever go back to being that great ROB player?

>>118746750
Horsefuckers, tumblr memers, /v/ memers, /pol/ memers, reddit memers, shitposters, /mk8g/ crossies, /ssbg/ crossies, people who spoiler NNIDs, people who don't update the OP, people who insist the Kraken Roller is a crutch, people who insist the Kraken Roller isn't a crutch, Thorn users, Callie fags, Marie fags, and you.

>>118746786
Sure.

I'm having trouble posting, just so you know.

>>118746327
You called me a faggot, any evidence to back your claim?

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do Mariefags main chargers and Calliefags main rollers?

>>118746667
They stopped responding cause you dismiss all counter arguments that destroys your shit cause you don't want to admit your wrong.

>>118746775
Have you seen the way that guy uses spoilers?

>>118746659
No you don't.

why is the sploosh so respected here? isnt it literally just a gayer aero?

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>>118746750
Two shitsposters , one from /mk8g/ and one from /ssbg/ have come to ruin this general.

What they didn't expect is each other to come here. Now they fight for dominance, either way we lose.

>>118747071
Yeah go look in the mirror the next time you go to the bathroom.

We need one more. Add nindow.

>>118746750
After Splatoon stopped being the /v/ flavor of the month, /ink/ went through a mass exodus where all that was left was epic memers, pedophiles, and about 2 or 3 people that still actually play the game.

>>118747125
I don't see what the problem is.

>>118746414
I used to have a lot of trouble with dynamos. They're really powerful but here's a tip to help you splat them more consistently: you have consciously exclude the roller itself from your aim. Shooting the roller does nothing. Your eye unconsciously moves towards it, since it's a huge target and a threat and your aim will suffer as well. So focus on aiming only at the inkling and more importantly NOT the roller. You'll start splatting rollers of all kinds a lot better.

>>118747281
>muh other general boogeymen

Did you guys notice shitposting really picked up when C.A came back? Is he a shitposter? It's really suspect.

>>118747431
>muh greentext meme

>>118747307
That's got the be the worst fucking unironic comeback I've seen on this site in a long time. Fuck off.

Bob here. Fuck sorry guys but it seems like I'll only be able to play for a few games cause some unexpected thing came up here. Just giving you guys a heads up if I suddenly leave after a game.

>>118747259
Because it isn't a meme weapon and it doesn't have the kraken crutch.

>>118747431
>>118747572
Will you two just fuck

>>118747572
>muh greentext meme complaining about greentext meme

>>118747558
CA was not created in response to shitposting. Shitposting was created in response to CA.

>>118747307
You must be 18 years of age or older to use this website, anon.

I guess TSB couldn't DUDE it.

>>118747558
-C.A.

>>118747638
Really sorry for not remaking the squad.

>>118747259
Sploosh takes actual effort especially with that shitty range and lack of range options in general outside of wails.

>>118747768
at least they'll be spared the embarrassment of being fucked by japs in gfs

>>118747767
Nice /v/ meme.

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>>118738365
>there would have been a more than likely chance that the squid sisters would bare their midriffs

>it didn't happen anyway

Any squads up?
Anyone want to form a squad?

I guess TSB couldn't DUDE it.

>>118738365
Those aren't rollerskates, those are rollerblades.

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>>118747965

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>>118739417
>those designs on the top of the left page
Oh yes.

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>>118747281
shit man feels like I'm watching a nature documentary.

>>118748124
No they aren't.

>>118747020
And a partridge in a pear tree.

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>>118748107

>>118748124
please don't

>>118747558

shitposting has been around way before he left. i think it actually got worse while he was away and people were making a meme of him. he doesn't strike me as a shitposter but in the end we are all shitposters in here.

>>118748313
Rinnegan when?

>>118747075
yes

e-liter and krak-on respectively

>>118748296
Is that so?

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>>118748313

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>>118748107

>>118748247
Make sure to not feed the animals.

>>118747075

Calliefag here, I main the Octobrush

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/ink/, is this good

>>118748317
Don't what

Who was playing for TSB when they got BTFO?

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>>118748497

>>118747075
Mariefag here, main chargers

>>118748670
keep it, it's offbrand, but recon isnt a very good ability

>>118747075
Mariefags are damage stacking E-Liter that play nothing but ranked and Calliefags are Krak-On that never flick and only play turf.

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>>118747614

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>>118748203

>>118748749
tim/key/nasz/dtm

nasz tried his hardest to carry but key thwarted his efforts

>>118748749
fat got cucked like the cuck he is, so Key, Tim, Nasz and DTM

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>>118731287
as a planesfag, you need fucking pic related. more players on ANY team have ZERO power over the number of wins, unless splatoon has some algorythm to pit good players of those teams in mirror matches while leaving the shitters for XvsY matches

you're so retarded i feel the need to post this a whole thread later

>>118748946
why

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>>118748946

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>>118748963
>/ink/ is so shit a 14 year old boy is the person who carries them
>Splatoon "e sports" is so horrible a 14 year old can be one of their best players

>>118749256
nasz is actually otherworldly though, he's incredibly good at sniping.

>>118748943
>loses an internet fight
>posts irrelevant reaction image

>>118749256
>teenagers have more time on their hand to practice the fuck out of the game
This applies to all e-sports, bud.

>>118749536
Real e-sports require intellect a 14 year old does not have, and does not allow grind monkeys to get to the top. All real e-sports don't have little children as their best players.

>>118749256
>is on 4chan


Alright boys next time he posts lets pull this up on him

>still only one full Splatoon doujinshi uploaded

China has failed to deliver.

I've had my fill of Ranked for today.
GGs, Shabu Squad.

>>118749696

>grind monkeys

srg please leave

>>118749696
>Real e-sports require intellect a 14 year old does not have
Um. Huh? You're going to need to elaborate on that.

>>118749714
Pretty sure he's never actually posted here.

TSB on full damage control ITT right now they should be ashamed a 14 year old is carrying them

>>118749967
What is tbs?

>>118747075
Mariefag here, main chargers.

>>118749696
>Real e-sports require intellect a 14 year old does not have
I'm going to tell you why you're full of shit. One time I was watching a Starcraft 2 tourney, something my friends were into, and there was this kid called KiwiKhaki who was late to his match, because he had to go to dinner with mom. Lots of the people competing that day were that age or younger. Starcraft is as "real e-sports" as it gets.

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post yfw TSB gets carried by a 14 year old

>tim and key are both neets who play all day
>still can't be better than a 14 year old who has obligations like school

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>>118749967
>damage control
nigga I haven't posted in this thread once, just watching the shitposting

>>118749256
>you have to be at least 18 to be a good player guys!!!
Fuck off

>>118750179
Shit, I meant tsb.

>>118750352
-Nasz

>>118750179
seriously funny

>>118750204
KiwiKaki is a 26 year old man

>throw a splat bomb at mall ramp at mid
>it deflected towards enemy RM holder
>stop overtime and win

Pffft, that made me laugh

>>118750431
Epic.

Everyone who disagrees with me is Nasz.

>>118749476
Your statement is irrelevant.

>>118750521
-Scarth

>>118750721
You're in that scene right now, friend. Burn your Wii U.

Met Tim IRL a couple days ago. Actually a really humble guy, somewhat handsome (no homo), and really smart. A little on the short side though.

Tourneyfags ruining this thread just like they ruin everything else they touch

Reminder that TSB 3-0'd meme box and would destroy the rest of you with ease as well.

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>>118749256
>>118749967
>>118750245
>>118750721
I am earnestly and unironically DIGGING this new meme, /ink/ is on point today

>>118750929
- Cloudy

>>118750875
-Tim

>>118750929
-Key

>>118750952
>>118749256
GOOD meme
>>118750245
>>118750721

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>>118750929

>>118750929
-Nasz

>>118750929
fuck off cloudy, you arent even on the team
bigger cuck than fat

>>118750952
Dat meat menagerie in the reflection.

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>>118750929
>he thinks all of /ink/'s decent players are on TMB or TSB

>>118749696
not really, you get non adults in high class tourney of all games all the time. At their age they have better reflexes you'll ever have, and still a lot of mental flexibility to react and think on the go. Just like sport to be honest, all they need is training soon, which isn't hard to achieve with games.

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Fuck this thread. First it was the retard who can't do math, then the Ebin spoiler fag who accuses the other person of shitposting, now it's tourney shitposting.

>>118750875
I also met rim irl and I don't believe you. Riddle me this: What was his height to the nearest km?

>>118751235
- Scarth

>>118751263
Are you new here? This is how the thread always is, it's always been beyond hope.

>>118751178

They are, /ink/ has literally no good players left.

>>118750875
Is he a cute boy IRL?

>>118751178
Connor pls

>>118751178
I would agree with you but Tim already asked me to join his team.

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I wonder what they're gonna give us for next splatfest?

I wonder if we will get EU's seconds

Time to close /ink/ for the next few hours

>>118751178
This, real top players don't participate in tourneys in a childrens game.

Can someone tell me what's going on in this thread?

>>118751304
0? Lolwut
>>118751405

He looks like his mii

>>118751519
I would wait until tomorrow or even until Tuesday, between leddit tournaments and Splatfest the shitposting has endless material right now.

>>118751367
Nah I've been here for a while. It's that this shit is terrible.
>>118751370
Not exactly. There's people here with decent skill.

>>118751590
4chan's self destructive nature at work. Gotta ruin all good threads or boards.

>>118749256
Not only carried by a 14 year old, but a black 14 year old. Now you really know that guy has no intelligence yet he's somehow the top player in Splatoon E-sports.

>>118751782
How does this tier of racism exist in this day and age? Is it really just ignorant people living in a backwater who've never met anyone a different skin color from their own?

>>118752067
>defending niggers