/mgg/ - Metal Gear General

First for Quiet is best girl

Based fucking Joost lads

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All this waifu posting fills my inner void with warmth tbh
keep it up please

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>>118595892
The "Nuclear Targets" section just filters the targets you see in the first section.
Keep refreshing the FOB list and that Nuclear targets will refresh.

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>playing C&D
>attacking team, everyone cloaked
>a few seconds into the match my cloak just stops
>nobody was spotted, team not revealed, just me, the only one on the team that isn't cloaked
>think it must be a glitch on my end, but sure enough enemy team sees me and beelines to me and kills me
>all for no reason whatsoever
Wow thanks for being garbage, MGO.

>>118596091
Unrelated to Metal Gear, reported

MGO3 is utter shit

I am so disappointed. Even day 1 MGO2 was better.

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>No ponytail or nice clothes to make Naomi in MGO
What a shit game

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>>118596063
http://strawpoll.me/5697231/r

Nah bruh, you fucking tied.

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Best girl coming through.

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Any of you playing on the PS3?

Let's add each other, so as to keep our headaches low.

How can I remove Venom's hair and beard?

>>118596145
Day 1 MGO2 had far more gamebreaking bugs than MGO3

>>118596172
LOOK AT MOIIIII

>>118596206
And yet its STILL better than MGO3.

So fucking sad.

>>118596165
check again :^)

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>>118596063

Implying

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>o boy a guy beat my FOB full stealth
>i myself enjoy doing 4/4 FOBs stealth
>lets see how he did it
>cheats and sprints to the end
Well that was disappointing. Don't forget to buy FOB insurance with real money!

>>118596128

Happened to multiple times as well.

I think I just pressed the button by accident.

>>118596227
Checked :^)

>>118595934
>>118596118
She's nothing of the sort. Stefanie Joosten is pretty, but she's nowhere near "perfect". Go outside and deal with women - and I don't mean the mail carrier or the girl who delivers your pizzas.

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>>118595912
Shit I was hoping Mother Base wasn't gonna be a lifeless husk of metal with robots patrolling it

What I imagined it would be:

>You can customize the layout, position struts however you want
>There are soldiers walking between platforms
>Entering buildings
>Training on a shooting range
>CQC sparring
>Driving around, getting in and out of choppers
>Playing football, arm wresting etc.
>Even getting into actual fights which you can break up
>Key characters can be seen during various things
>Ocelot is training his unit, showing them his ricochet tricks
>Miller is talking with an R&D soldier about his burgers, awkwardly changes topic when you get close
>Quiet sometimes follows you around the base, disappears when you spot her, visibly embarrassed
>Soldiers can be seen playing with DD

And so on, and so on...

>>118596308
Dude, just don't

They're autistic and not the meme kind

>>118596348
I'm bored and I wanna wrassle.

But yeah, I probably shouldn't...

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>>118596227
you fucking cheeky cunt

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>>118596117

I need that beret

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>>118596117
Have this
Should I buy the ocelot gear?
I'm a couple of game away

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>>118596329

>The mobile motherbase app had more customization options than TPP:

>>118596226
Just keep telling yourself that.

>>118596348
>>118596382
Holy fucking samefag

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>>118596308
Sure thing, fag

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>mfw all these autists arguing about girls

>>118596402
>playing from australia
people like you with your shitty latency are what is ruining this game

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>>118596265
oh shit, it shows your movement?

>tfw ive been using the teleporting cheat
how fucked am I

>>118596402
Fucking shit

>>118596423
>>>118596348
>>>118596382 (You)
>Holy fucking samefag

Yeah, no.

>>118596308
Not a joostfag, but I know plenty of women, and there's only one I know that isn't a loud, obnoxious and unlikeable slut.
She was also my girlfriend at one point.

>>118596479
Not very, but you're a huge faggot.

>>118596191
doubt I'll be playing this game much more but sure, what's your psnID?

In metal gear online, if you're using a laser sight attachment on your weapon can enemies see the laser or is it just to increase your accuracy stat?

I'm having such a hard time.

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>>118596494

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>G: Sign up for insurance

>>118596418
Yes, I will keep telling the truth, you naive child.

>>118596457
Australia?
I live in the US

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>>118596423
Pathetic attempt

Try harder Joostenfag

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>>118596117
yeah, can't get over how hot this suit looks. haven't had an erection from a video game since the TR days.

Any of you buy a second FOB yet?

>>118596537
forgot to quote
>>118596265

Heterosexuals are disgusting.

>>118596528


PantsuAficionado.

>>118596616
Homosexuals are disgusting.

Why haven't you made an enforcer yet? Shield too awesome for you?

>>118596479
Luckily for you the file you have to fill out to report cheaters is nearly impossible to find. Like >>118596518 why even cheat fobs? Its like the only hard thing in the game that takes some skill but is still fairly easy. Next your going to tell me leaderboards when everyone assumes all the top players are just cheating fags.

>>118596616
You people are pathetic with your sick shota mantis posts. Quietfags are just annoying, but you're disgusting.

>>118596629
You can shut the fuck up now Joostenfag, no one likes you

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>>118596616
>tfw you owe everything to a couple of heterosexuals
stay sublimely mad, we'll keep the world runnin' round.

>>118596601
Is that a sneaking suit with camo?

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>tfw scout clothes look like shit
Only good piece is the 3000 gp splinter cell mask
Guess I'll just keep using tan fatigues

Why aren't songs from the main game available to play in mgo? I want to be a kid in America.

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>>118596673
>you have to like shota if you're not hetero

>>118596706

Just use MG2 or MGR like a cool guy

>>118596681
Why are you calling me a Joostfag? I was telling that him homosexuals are gross. Quit getting defensive faggot and go garble some cocks.

Guys please stop fighting each other ;_;

>>118596736
I know it's you, dude

This guy complaining about people posting Joosten is infinitely more annoying then them.
If you don't like it, hide the posts or go to reddit/gamefaqs or something.

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>>118596681
I like him

>>118596696
Nice try idiot but I emerged from slime like the ninja turtles.

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LUK FAMIREAR ? ?

>>118596757
I know you're a faggot too. That doesn't change anything other than the fact you like to take dicks up your ass and whine when someone calls you out.

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>>118596667
>the file you have to fill out to report cheaters is nearly impossible to find
POST THIS IN THE OP.
FUCK CHEATERS.
https://www.konami.co.jp/service_support/mgs/tpp/report/index.php5?region=ac&lang=en

>>118596740
Don't tell me what to do

>>118596795
IZDAR A KYUR

What's the point of having classes when there's an obvious best one?

>>118596765
He has a point. It gets removed because it's not on topic. Regardless of YOUR opinions, the moderators consider them off-topic so they're removed.

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>>118596553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfXMthSOpnI
dean seems pretty cool tbh

>>118596814
What's wrong with taking dicks up the ass, faggot?

>>118596865
All the cewl western games have classes so we should too!

Its just for extra grinding because the game has no content

>>118596535
The enemies will see your lazer

>>118596896
But what if I have to poop?

>>118596896
You should ask yourself. At least I don't get triggered and break down into a autistic fit when I call something out, like you do.

>>118596765
Nah, that's not how this works, I won't let you shit up every thread and expect people to run away, nice try though.

>>118596962
>Everyone that disagrees with me is the same person
The only one shitting up the thread is you. I don't know what happened in your life to make you this butthurt about someone posting pictures of a girl, but you should get it under control m8. Nobody likes a little bitch boy.

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>>118596962
>I won't let you shit up every thread
you're on 4chan you ultra-autist, the fuck you think is going to happen to every thread?

>Defenders just sit in the corner with stealth camo equipped
>"This is the only mode worth playing"

1 vs 1 mode when

>>118596962
But anon, Stefanie Joosten is video games

>>118595110

You sound like you have a good speaking voice.

>>118597080
1.Full
2.Stealth

>>118596329
>Miller is talking with an R&D soldier about his burgers, awkwardly changes topic when you get close
>"maybe if we add more....OH HEY BOSS We're just discussing ways to detect and neutralise poison in food, can't be too careful you know"
>from across the hall "COMMANDER ABOUT THE SAUCE"
>"NOT NOW DAMMIT"

>>118596830
You honestly think konami is going to do anything? Niggers with 999,999,999 single player score records. People with over 2000 fob wins. Reporting is a waste of time they only put that there so people would stop complaining.

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You guys took interest in my vocal chord parasite research. You're alright.

Don't come to the command platform tomorrow.

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Late threadly reminder

http://b.1339.cf/zgmtdtk.webm

>>118597156
I saw some loser on /v/ calling the mods landwhales because his shit threads were getting deleted, how does anyone get so delusional they think a model that just so happened to have mocap'd for a game is relevant enough that threads dumping images of them is videogame related?

>>118595228
This. Please.

>>118597071
>>118597079
It's not fucking Metal Gear, it never will be, it's unrelated garbage derailing every thread. There are other boards if you just wanna post girls you find attractive. It's fucking hilarious that Joostfags call other people autistic, have some self-awareness.

>>118596871
thanks anon
i had to take a poop but you got me covered

>>118597289
100% video game related

>>118597314
Good push?

>>118597285
eye crai everietiem

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Why do the Diamond Dogs carry fucking FALs?

Based fucking Joost, Voice actor and mocap for Quiet in the Video Game Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, lads

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>>118597308

>>118597285
Absolutely garbage music taste.

As expected of a Joostfag.

Very deep and emotional video though, good job.

>>118597289
Yeah it's video game related.

my favourite part of the quiet is good meme is that people don't point out her voice acting even though it's awful and instead complain about kiefer's performance even though it's fine

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>>118596681
Too bad, because I do like you.

>>118597358
yeah
>tfw shitposting

I prefer Joostposting to fagposting, off topic or not.

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>>118597383

In Metal Gear history, from 1975 to 1985, every single famous gun in the world was made completely inaccessible and cheap knock-offs began filling the void, before the famous guns returned and everything went back to normal.

Ocelot even had to do without his Single Action Armies for a while.

>>118597464
Stay away from me you disgusting autist

>>118597459
No one thinks Kiefer's performance is bad, everyone just wished he talked more

Host disconnected before I could read it

What do you unlock at Infiltrator's level 16?

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>It's your show now

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>>118597308
I wanted to reply to this, just so you know how anally devastated and stupid you are, I >>118597079 , am not a 'joost fag'. I just think that you're an idiot. That you think you're 'letting' anyone do anything one way or the other is hilarious to me.

Here, for you. One of the only 'Joosten images' I have. Stay mad you insufferable cunt.

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>tfw no Troycelot to cuddle with

I don't even like Troy Baker

>>118597514
Uh, I do.

>>118597537
Man that is fucking gross.

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>>118597459
>her voice acting
>bad
>not liking ''Hmmmmm, hmmmm hmm hmm, hmmmmmm hmmm''

>>118597481
Faggotry is what Metal Gear is about

>>118597537
I FUKCKING LOVE HARUKA.

>Start match
>Immediately start spamming 'uh oh'
>Don't stop until the match is over
Uh oh

>>118597537
Show em how it's done!

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>>118597308
Feel free to stay mad

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>>118597481
Gross.

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>>118597537
>I'm impressed

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>>118597459
This

Her voice in the hospital section alone was so dreadful I cringed enough to pop a blood vessel, they should have dubbed her with an actual voice actress

>>118596286
There IS no uncloak button in C&D.

>>118597568
I don't think her voice acting was bad but her speaking in A Quiet Exit felt really out of place, probably because the character hadn't said anything for the past 50 hours of gameplay

>>118597547
I just realised I've never seen them in any match

Are they not in automatch?

>>118597683
HEAVY WINDS APPROACHING

why the fuck is the music that plays during the tank fight in mission 45 not in the ost

>>118596265
>2 minutes to the 4th platform
>4 minutes to the core
no, that's manageable
you just have to get good

>>118597693
duun duun DUUUNNN

I for one accept all Joostposting, Quietposting, Gayposting or whatever

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>>118597547

I think Troy actually did a really good job as Ocelot. There really are some moments where I can just about hear Patric Zimmerman in his voice and I think "holy shit, this IS a younger sounding Ocelot."

Personally I feel Robin Atkin Downes gives the best performance in the game, though. Especially when you compare his interpretation of Kaz from Peace Walker to Phantom Pain, his tone of voice has just completely morphed from an idealistic young man to depressed despot.

>>118597659
haha what the fuck
is all of the senran karuga anime this ridiculous

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>>118597683
>paying some unionized VA for an hour of dialogue
>when you could just use the cute weeb model who you've already got in studio for facemapping
nah... nah.

>>118597693
You kidding? Literally press left on the dpad,

>>118597459

Kiefer's scenes where he actually needs to emote are great, I wont scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea, etc

I'm just not used to his voice coming out of BB (or Venom, I guess) and the fact that he barely talks outside of cutscenes doesn't help

>>118597539
Oh no, some faggot defending actual cancer called me an idiot, what am I gonna do?

>>118597779
This anon gets it.

>>118597754
You can't really blame Baker in my opinion, they didn't write any interesting lines for Ocelot. How the fuck is he supposed to do an impressive job if he's playing Revolver "Encyclopedaska" Ocelot

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>>118597779
Maybe they should have hireda cute model who can actual act (and sing)

>>118597754
yerr pretty guuuud

>>118597779
why not use one of the prisoner's VAs? it's not like anyone will notice, and it's a huge improvement over stephanie's shit acting

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>Unlock the isando for enforcer
>Finally, a weapon to surpass the shitty underbarrel that can't even destroy a walker gear with 2 grenades
>lol no it's sleep grenades

I just wanted to destroy.

>>118597864
>they didn't write any interesting lines for Ocelot
>"Boss. You've entered a building."

Seems pretty interesting to me fam.

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>>118597827
Nah I disagree, I think that she was a perfect choice for the role. Her jawline and facial features denote a sense of softness that her character wouldn't have otherwise had. I do still standby my argument that they should have given her more muscle mass in modeling though.

>tfw Quiet gets her own game and Joostposting reaches new levels

>>118597864
BOSS GET DOWN

Has anybody gotten invaded by a guy and they just chill around in your FOB?
I went in expecting a fire fight but everybody in one platform was down and the guy was just rolling around.

I walked up to him and he got into a box.
We just sort of danced around while in a box.

Then he left.

>>118597969
they could make it a mobile game that plays like Silent Scope.

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>>118597754
Kaz was so good, he was the only one with real emotions, besides Huey for 5 seconds in one of his tapes, and Venom for 4 or 6 lines in mission 43

So apparently, if you knock people out on Mother Base and you take them on a ride with you, they're automatically Fulton'd out once you leave the area.

This sucks, I wanted traveling companions.

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>homosexuality means the death of a species
Is this the taboo Kojima was talking about ?

>>118597683
If anything I'm glad we had a character in a game that matched the real life voice actor to their in game one. Also knowing that she used her "real" voice made it more unique.

>>118597958
they should have also gave her the fucking dimples

>>118597926
The SGL is actually viable for shutting down walkerfags.

>>118597949
Alright that one was pretty great, I'll give you that.

To be fair he had a few more interesting lines such as
>"Boss, that's an enemy gunship."
Probably the most memorable quote of MGSV right there.

I also loved

>"There are sheep around. We've local residents gone, they've gone back to the wild."

>>118597958
I really wish I knew what she was saying in that gif.

>>118597994
That's how you have sex in FOB

>>118598018
somebody post the Paunch Burger ad

>>118598018
I want a mod of Cook, Serve, Delicious! where you work at Kaz's Hamburger shack.

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>>118596117

for you

>>118598059
Fair or not I'm fucking sick of his and Miller's voices. I'm so damn tired of having them chime in. Especially Ocelot.

>>118596265
You can just sprint from between platforms? I always get seen when i crawl across the bridges. Should i have been running this whole time?

>>118598165
There are goats around.
With the inhabitants gone they've returned to the wild.

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>>118596117

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>>118598075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrlQhklDjIs

>>118598165
This is pretty sad because I actually always loved the codec/tapes in previous MGS games.

But that was because they were actually interesting. Now they are... lifeless I guess?

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Nice little detail.

>>118598261
Pax Hamburgana...

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Post yer MGO medics

>>118598165
I wouldn't mind it if it actually had variation, they just say the same shit over and over again

Was recording some variations of the lines really too hard?

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>>118598224
Boss get down! An enemy sniper...

>>118598061
"You're a faggot." Probably.

>>118598261
Where are these restaurants located?

I thought we were passed this 'wait 20 minutes to connect to a game' bullshit.

>>118598352
Really like the facial structure on this one

>>118598369
I don't get why the enemy sniper/enemy gunship lines don't disappear.

He has a line for pretty much everything that happens the first time, but then he stops.

Like
>A rough diamond! Nice find
>That's tarragon, it's a...

Obviously you don't hear these lines every time you pick up a fucking plant or a diamond so why do the sniper/gunship lines never disappear?

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>>118598352

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>>118598059
Someone should make a remix of some sort from all of these beloved quotes.

>>118598352
WHY CANT WE GET THOSE FUCKING BALACLAVAS IN SINGLEPLAYER?

Console Quiet model swap save when?

C'mon fam, help us consolefags out?

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>>118598390
It's not an actual chain, it's from Parks and Recs

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>>118598261

What if Kaz just acts as if muh phantom pain and muh comrades actually matter to him but when he is alone he is all cheery and makes funny burger ads because his actual goal is to get loads of money to start his McDonell burger chain

>>118598474
Why don't the tutorial popups ever disappear?

Stupid game

>>118598557
god damn it Kaz

>>118598564
>Playing epilogue
>LOOK UP, PLEASE
>VERY GOOD

>>118598534
Because Big Boss is in MGO3 recruiting soldiers. You're not playing Massive Medic, but Big Boss with a face mask which is why there are no horns.

That's patented Big Boss balaclavas.

>>118598539
I don't think you realize just how hard that is.

>>118598606
>Playing epilogue
>LOOK UP, PLEASE
>use mouse to look up
>PLEASE, LOOK UP
>move mouse up and down
>LET'S TRY AGAIN, LOOK. UP.
fucking pc ports

>>118598630
CHAPTER 3 ONLINE CONFIRMED

>>118598560
I wish

But he probably cries himself to sleep occasionally thinking about how Big Boss left him

How do you roll with mouse and keyboard?

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>>118598027
I wonder if Paz was pregnant after Chico's taste test.

>>118598710
>Can't actually look up
>Moving my mouse up and down
>The game registers moving my mouse down as looking up and inverts my controls
Bravo

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>>118598714
No don't

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Uh, guys?

>lie down
>aim weapon
>move to the sides while aiming
>hit sprint button
>you are now ROLLAN

>>118598720
Aim, hold Shift, press a/d.

>>118598772
>that pic
DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME

>>118598772
MY HEART

>>118598720
You hold shift + A/D I think, plus you have to be aiming

>>118598778
I have 2 Copper Lions

I want to choke out the dumb fuck who thought it would be a good idea to make the tranq pistol 3 shots to sleep.

How dumb do you have to be to make lethals kill in the same amount with rapid fire. On top of it already being hard to fulton enemies, you have to reload after every shot while attempting to hit moving enemies.lmao. It's almost as if these idiots didn't test the game out themselves.

Also these retards give infiltrators assault rifes yet their icon is a pistol and a knife. This class should've been based around non-lethal, handguns, and interrogations. Not the bullshit most people are using online.

>>118598951
>he doesn't shoot the thighs for a 2-hit KO

>>118598714
He knows in his heart Big Boss is out there dancing with tears in his eyes, looking out a dirty old window being spun right round baby right round cryin more more more. Kaz is just too shy shy to admit it.

Big Boss got the superior sniper, a crazy ninja, a second loli that invents shit, some ballistic shaman, a guy that uses mirrors to clone himself, and a whole assortment of badasses joining him. Plus he's got a cool house in Russia and a vacation home in the tropics on an island he owns.

And he gets to enjoy real American burgers whenever he feels like it. Plus he gets cool code names like Victory Boss and Saladin and shares his boxes.

He probably threw Sniper Wolf a birthday party in a box with a cake and gave her a puppy with two eyes. TWO.

>>118598539
Not only is that impossible on a console, you're not going to get my help because you're quietfag.

>>118598951
shoot the dick/clitoris for an instant tranq

>>118598672
Nah, I'm sure I don't.

But I mean, the TES guys had Dremora and child model swaps on the consoles, and we've already got tons of model swaps on TPP PC.

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>>118598772
>"I missed you Chico"

With all of these rumoured save bugs, am I the only person who gets terrified every time they start up the game that it'll say "error loading save data" or when the konami logo comes up I'll hear the helicopter crash audio as if it's the first time I've started the game?

>>118599146
it wont happen to me, nothing bad ever happens to me

brb sombody at the doo-

>>118599146
You can back up your saves

inb4 console

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>>118598772
>mfw I expected TPP to be as dark if not darker than GZ
>It was actually about saving the world, animals and pax hamburgana
Bravo Kojigger

Actually, I am on console. But on PS4 you can back up your saves too.

>>118599092
Autisticus, please go.

>>118599245

TPP is super dark

Venom just happens to not be an incredible asshole like BB

>>118599258
reply meant for >>118599234

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Do the rivers and waterfalls in Afghanistan clean your blood?
I don't want to waste my time rolling in this river if the blood won't wash off.

>>118599307
>super dark
At what point

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>>118599085
>this post

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Any modders here?
Can you guys make a mod that replaces the Fulton baloons with decoy balloons?

>>118599270
>quietfags calling anyone autistic
holy lol

>>118599270
that's not me

I merely started the uprising

>>118599357
in africa.

When grinding for soldiers with Code Talker Extreme is there a way to get the last Skull to stick around after reaching Code Talker so you can knock out all the zombies in one go or do you have to just go around knocking them all out manually?

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>>118599529

Has anyone else had a bug where the fulton cannon is taking off your stealth? Happened a number of times in cloak and dagger now

>>118599529
Kek

>>118599551
yeah, just kill or fulton the first three, then make it to Code Talker.
After that only 1 skull sniper will be there and the zombies will be there too

>>118597735
He stays on the topside of the platform the whole way. It takes roughly 4minutes if you roll or crouch the whole way. With A++ guards you are never sprinting topside unless he had fog or something lucky. It could be legit but realistically staying top side and have no guards ever notice you at a distance seems slim.

>>118599624
That's what I did but the last one seemed to disappear. I couldn't find it anywhere in the area where they ambush you.

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>>118599529
Subtle, i like it.

What do I do in MGO to stop sucking?

Eveyone's just shooting each other and it feels wrong.

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So I found this lying sack of shit.

>>118599659
sometimes the last one is to the west, not south, by some rocks near a second river

>>118599724
Still an S in every field though

>>118599682
No, they're playing it right

Occasionally fulton when you have the chance

It sucks

>>118599682
What game mode?
Class? Level?
Any specific map or situation?
I assume you're new to MGO.

>>118599746
Alright thanks I'll look around there this time.

>>118599682
-stick to your buddy
-keep an eye out for stealth camo fags
-shoot red ballons

>>118599682

Either flank or stick with your buddies

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>>118599724
>>118599747

But then I looked him up. Nothing like confidence I always say...

Also Huey somehow snuck back in.

>>118599682
If you don't wanna run and gun play infiltrator and stealth kill or stun. For even more fun go in with a pistol only

>>118599778
They pretty much show up in the general perimeter of the mansion, so if you don't see the last one to the south after you cross the bridge then they'll be to the west past some hills and near another river on that far western side.

Were frankenguns fixed...?

How do i stop sucking if i'm a Scout?

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>>118599085
Oh Mike what a ride

>>118599864
switch to infiltrator, put on stealth camo, assault rifle and e.locators and you're good to go

>>118599864
Mark, get better at aiming.
use your NVG and ELocators.

>>118599824
>he wasn't totally lying about his support skills
well now, a boaster that's not a complete liar and is actually competent.

also how long does it take for prisoners to be discharged? half an hour?

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>>118599858
.... yeah RIP.

>>118599864

You have to git gud at aiming. Your two options are wu pistol or sniper rifle. Both require you can headshot

>>118599682
Slow down, stick with a group, or at least your buddy. Keep low, stick to cover and mind your angles. Shoot if you have to, but don't engage if you can avoid it. If all you can do is scope somebody far off and mark them, do it. Don't get greedy. Save CQC and fulton for stragglers. Don't force anything and don't get greedy.

>>118599864
Swap to a baby class like Infiltrator and win.

>>118599824
I guess Venom decided to hunt the cuck down and brainwash him before he got away and get his his waifu back so they can have more semen sessions.

Have you thanked your scout today /mgg/?

>>118599921
>>118599982
How do i get good at aiming if this fucking faggot has parkinson?

>>118600014
My scout doesn't do shit. Fucking shitstain makes us mark everyone. I bet he doesn't even know how to use scopes.

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>>118599982
>wu pistol or sniper rifle
y-yeah e-z peazy

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>tfw you will never have a chance to play the Metal Gear series in their chronological order and see if it makes any sense
I might experiment with this on my friend who's very interested in Metal Gear series, but is yet to play any Metal Gear games. But I'm not sure if I want to ruin it for him.

>>118600050
Nice excuse. The aiming sway does fuck all.

>>118600050
just succumb to infiltrator already

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Have you thanked your sniper today /mgg/?

>>118600114
No, fuck infiltrators

>>118600000
wew

>>118600080

Most players are dumb so you can do perfectly fine if you don't run like a dummy

>>118600050
I swear that sway is bullshit, it should been eliminated with at least with the 2 slot sniper+ skill.

>>118600152
you know you want to

>>118600090
It'll make sense, it'll just ruin the story.

It's like watching the Star Wars movies "in order", you completely destroy the ending of Empire.

>the only shit you unlock after the first ascension is colors
>all of the fun cosmetics were confirmed as dlc

I think im done with this game

>>118600152
there is nothing wrong with playing infiltrator if you don't play it like a faggot.

>>118600185
Yeah, but i'm level 23 with the Scout and i'm too lazy to level up the Infiltrator

>>118600191
yeah it's for dummies

release order all the way

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>>118599919
kek, that's what I used to do but you get like 2k points max per round.

I found it better to be Infiltrator,
>NO STEALTH CAMO
>ONLY GEIS PISTOL (Don't remember proper name but it has 15 bullets per mag and is semi-auto)
>Fulton+ level 3
>Deadly aim
All you do is play bounty hunter and peek corners, waiting for someone to come and rush them since you have S in speed with 3kg weight.

But that's not all, with Fulton lvl 3 you can rush people and "Fulton punch" them straight away meaning you don't have to CQC and then wait for the laggy netcode to let you fulton them.

I used to go 4k points per round but now I sometimes hit 6k with this new upgrade.
Beyond broken.

>>118600250
pls, how do u play as an infiltrator without playing like a faggot?

>>118600265
Stealth camo's like lvl 6, after that you're set

Can i get that "Destroy all armored vehicles" task in Back Up Back Down if i use infinity ammo bandanna?

>>118600090
production order, every time, this goes for everything, books, movies, games.

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>>118600151
Nope

>>118600334
Actually stealth, minimal or no camo, tranq or pistol only.
Play some fucking box mind games.

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[Replay]A Quiet Exit

>>118600334
see
>>118600313

>>118600384
so you just make things harder on yourself to look more hardcore

cool

>>118600313
Except you're full of shit cause the fulton punch is pretty much void if someone crouches or you miss slightly due to the terrible netcode

how do i rekindle my desire o play again

>>118600447
>what is cqc

>>118600447
it's alot more fun to play like that anyway.

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>>118589878
this is good, isn't it?

>>118600462
I guess you are not good enough, kiddo.
Go back to playing enforcer

>>118600469
find fun in the little things with the game, I've been playing at least 2 hours a day since release.

>rush mode
>lets take our game
>and turn it into cod
nice work
patch this shit out you cunts

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>>118600389

>Missing two optional objectives
>Can't bring myself to replay the mission because of feels
>Know that even if I 100% the game it won't bring her back

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You guys start getting MGV related dreams yet?

Holy shit the staff limit is the most annoying thing in the world. I literally can't fill my teams because of it.

>>118600593
the fuck is that?

>>118600583
i feel bad for venom, man his waifu is gone after all the shit he went through.

So, why the fuck they put three classes if only one is good?

>>118600649
MGSV* dreams

Still waiting for the decoy balloon model swaps.

>>118600593
I had a dream where my lip touched quiets bottom lip. I tried to get an erection but it didn't work and she left me. I woke up after that.

>>118597494
>Ocelot doesn't use his revolvers both times he's hypnotized
WOOAAAHHHHHH

>>118596616
>>118596629
everyone is disgusting
the world is disgusting
i hate everything

Let me tell you how the game should have really ended.

Mission 46 goes as is, but when you S Rank it you get a secret mission instead of the N313 cutscene. It blocks you from going back to mother base and using it or Venom.

You start on a boat in the middle of the ocean in custom sneaking gear with no identifiers. Infiltrate Mother Base via the ocean in 1986. Have to stealthily go from platform to platform disabling equipment and men.

Get to the Command Platform and then you fight Venom in a CQC battle. Win and the mask comes off and it's the real Big Boss and he's in charge now and everyone is going to the real Outer Heaven.

Then they have the N313 speech in the helicopter ride over.

>>118600482
I've actually been playing the game like that, but after being bombarded by e.locators and faggots with stealth camo+assault rifles I realized that it's just way better. Stealth camo is just way too good to not use.

>>118600475
Every other person can use cqc as well, what's your point? you're still at a disadvantage

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Hi /mgg/ ! I somehow never got around to play any MGS, and now that I have a PS Vita and that MGR:Revengeance picked my interest, I'm considering getting into the franchise.
Should I play them all in order ? Are there some I have to avoid ?
Any advice welcomed.

>>118600764
release order
don't pussy out and skip cutscenes or codec calls

expect to finish them all by December

>>118600764
>MGR:Revengeance picked my interest
you won't like it

>>118600662
>the only love Venom had in his life was Quiet, Ocelot and his dog
>Quiet is gone forever
>Ocelot was only pretending

>>118600748
i play with a full party of friends, so i guess i have better team mates to work with for stealthing the way i like, i just stick by them at a distance and come in when they engage.

>>118600748
Sad that I am reading this in 2015 after MGO1/2

I mean it's 2015, COME ON

>>118600856
>His dog is a wolf

How do you change your emotes? I know you can switch the intensity, but I'm sure I remember seeing an option to choose between a big range of emotes for which eight go in the emote menu, and I've heard people saying things I don't have the option to say.

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>>118600856
>Ocelot was only pretending

>>118600919
Hold down left side of touch pad. Go to options.
Preset Radio Customization.

Metal eater vife

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>>118600856
He's only got his dog until that fucking murderer solid comes along and kills him too.
i still think he was friends with BB

>>118600561
>good enough
>claims his score is 6k
Mine is 10 to 15k, get fucked

>>118600919
How do you switch the intensity?

>>118600987
>Per round
Not per match

>>118599824
I have over 300,000 more Heroism in you and I have NEVER seen a soldier with those stats

Fuck you. And my entire base is over lvl 80

>>118601036
>6k per round
Post some proof, i'll wait.

>Comm Control
>All you have to do is hold two of the objectives and your team will win 9/10
>Dumbasses either ignore the objectives or rush to try and control all 3

>>118601092
do the Mosquito FOB event
your first and last invasion gives you an all-S rank soldier

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What did he mean by that?

>>118600982
The dog would either be dead or too old to be used in the field by that time.

Are you trying to make Solid look bad? Do you have some sort of agenda?

I thought using a headset would make me playing MGO quieter. Little did I know that because I can't hear my own voice I over compensate and preatty much yell into the mic when I party up with a friend, it was a big bother to everyone in the house.
"WE'RE SNEAKING INTO A THEY HAVE B COVERED!!!"
"GUY BEHIND US!!!!!!"
WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
Anyone have any experience with this? Do you just get used to not hearing to you're own voice?

>>118601137
>PLEASE SPEND THE NEXT 20 MINS BOOTING YOUR PS4 AND UPLOADING SCREENS
Nope. I am not gonna spoonfeed you anymore
I am not gonna force you into that playstyle since you clearly lack skill and dedication for it.

piss off nigger

I'm pretty sure if you did what I said you'd end up with -300 since you can barely function

>>118600764
MGS1-Peace walker are all dogshit. Watch the youtube movies instead. Play Phantom Pain as it's the only worthwhile one, gameplay wise.

>>118601257
>tfw no mute gf to talk to in sign language

>>118601219
Not at all, i'm just saying HE FUCKING KILLED DD

>>118601257
>WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!
Epic!

Nice blog faggot

>>118600812
>release order
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection has :
- Metal Gear
- Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
- Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Anything is missing ? I'm lost in all these repackagings and collections

>>118601257
You have a over-eear headset,
you need an on-ear one.

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I really wish we could watch our FOB defences, it's kinda dull just opening up the game, seeing "Defence Successful/failed" and then just looking at a log. Same goes for the outer ops, at the very least in PW you could see what weapons they used and how much health they had.

>>118600957
Thanks anon.

>>118600994
When you're holding down the L1 button or whatever, pressing triangle (or whatever) will switch between speaking and shouting.