Monster Girl Police Edition
>#### Pastebins ####
For the Original Trilogy - http://pastebin.com/xAVD9SSt
For MGQ: Paradox and then some - http://pastebin.com/UshPxvBs
MGQ: Paradox Walkthrough - http://pastebin.com/zaNGkJF2
MGQ:P Chaos Labyrinth Partial Guide: http://pastebin.com/PFZBHsWA
>#### Downloads (check the pastebins for downloads of other stuff) ####
Original Megapack (MGQ Original Trilogy + NG+ 2.5 patch) mega:///#!TV83AL6a!MZJ57fOoo32sL5bqam-IU1mkT6Y_BtmJUKYsjWKBWNc
Parts 1-3 Translated (100% translations): https://mega.co.nz/#!9Y8ywKSa!QBcjtmjKA_2DHfgkzy86n4J6ZwGTUsEu4cP2ZWBPXbU
Prepatched Paradox v1.21a EN (Partial Translation): https://mega.nz/#!R0k0nJ6A!xN_EdgmCRbMBHvE4jkxZJcWOPigDe8v7mH42IQELnDw
NG+ (2.5 + 3.0 demo) https://mega.nz/#!d85jRRJR!UrPiMmYV--RSQa06S1YkUCsbYNq9wVK5fzcgAwuMPnw
Mystery Game: https://mega.nz/#!q0twyQRQ!r9h-7fvaWzRF60EL2LIEMQP154QvFPyYRrTgElNUqz0
>#### Creative Corner ####
Creative Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/K1jDF5a0
Sacred and Profane (Edgy's titanic fanfic that merits its own spot): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9352118/1
You're also welcome to discuss other monster girl games.
Last thread: >>117884529
What is the most repulsive attire you could put alice in?
>Only method I've done is duplicating job/race exp seeds. I don't like directly manipulating character values.
Can you show me an video of that?
I already got Value Type RPG VX and Unknown initial value.
I dunno what the fuck is value*2+1. bullshit that they said on the forum.
don't pay attention to the forum after getting RPG VX type
search for an unknown value
THEN search for a decreased/increased value by a certain number (typically decreasing for seeds and increasing for JP)
Keep using seeds/battling while searching for values accordingly until 1-3 (or whatever number you can manage) values remain and edit the value you suspect is the right one
You need more than one seed for duplicating those unless you get lucky with the values and guess right
I think that you can get Job/Race seeds throughout the game and from affinity gifts
You might be able to farm them somewhere too
When I got the hang of CE I started mass grinding my team
I spent like 4 hours mastering jobs on 8 characters at a time
you can do something similar with affinity like in pic related
it was great
select the desired address
then click the little red arrow near the center of the CE window
you can't change the value from the scan box
you can only change it from the box at the bottom
Thanks. I have max out Luka Race class and his apperience hero job class.
I'm gonna do that to a few times to Luka, Sonya and Ilias (Who the fuck picks Alice in Paradox anyway)
I think that her and a few others show up whenever they're needed even if they aren't around it happened to me with Brunhilde
on my New Game plus playthrough i'll confirm this.
Morir es vivir... Morir es vivir...
Truly they are.
I just wish there were more content out there with spidergrills.
I've found two manga and two LNs with spidergrills in it as main characters.
But of course.
It's a good day to die, Anon.
That just makes me cherish the ones that exist.
Newfag to the whole MGQ thing here, what's the difference between the "Original Megapack" and "Parts 1-3 Translated"? Isn't the OG Megapack translated already?
Also what's up with the NG+ download? I'll assume it's a patch.
NG+ is, as its name implies, a new game created by the saltlord known as Ecstasy. Its not really a "patch" in terms of amount of content added. I'm not going to go that deep into it but its the thing you play when you finish the original game.
Parts 1-3 Translated is just the base game. The mega pack if I remember correctly should have the base game as well as NG+ together all patched and translated. NG+ and the original game should have two separate folders.
You can either download the base game and NG+ separately or just get it all in the mega pack now. Besides that it should be straightforward.
Parts 1-3 translated
and maybe Paradox part 1 maybe
Parts 1-3 translated is just the original game's 3 parts
NG+ is a
fan gameby some fag who calls himself ecstasy. honestly it fixes a lot of problems with combat and story but you NEED to beat the game first
>what's the difference between the "Original Megapack" and "Parts 1-3 Translated"?
Unsure myself. Possibly just parts 1 and 3 translated but also containing NG+, which, to answer your last question, is a mod that adds a story that can be summarized as 'Luka goes back in time but has all his levels and memories of what happened in the original game'. It's incomplete but it's released in parts.
Paradox is a sequel to MGQ that is made in RPGmaxer, before you ask. It's not translated fully.
There's also the fic that you could read if you finish everything already mentioned.
You wake up, look outside, see this, and no other signs of life.
Tell them they suck and are worst monster.
Oh, the worst 3 members of the harem look jealous... OHOHOHOHO!!!
>we will get Paradox Part 2 before Part 1 gets a translation
>There are Anons that probably died waiting for the Paradox translation
What have we become, my dearest friends?
Probably in hell because we all know Ilias is the true goddess of this world.
Finally got around to playing this game. Fun times. Though I was a derp and installed the patch *AFTER* Beating it, and now can't open my old saves. At least I backed up the old version anyways. Anyways, I was wondering, is the NG+ story 'official' or fan-made?
For the people trying to bypass the grind, the EX translation patch actually has a feature to max out levels / active job / active race for the current party. It seems to be much simpler and quicker than fiddling with cheat engine (I maxed out a team in about an hour).
Some very lucky RNG with Reaper casting her reflectables and a single-target status ability on an immune target.
The Mana Drain method seems to be the best way to shut down harder enemies like her though but he DID RNG massively into it.
>Try Chaos Labyrinth
>Killed on the first battle
I guess that's what happens when you decide to keep all monmusus on the same level instead of focusing in one team.
Yea, but still. That's at least 8-10 months away if he sticks with his Summer 2016 plans. I think it's POSSIBLE we'll get Paradox Part 1 translated before then, but it's gonna cut it close. Poor Dargoth won't get a break. Fuck all those assholes who said they were gonna help him out and never committed.
Darg is the only guy willing to do this. If for whatever reason he ever stopped, nobody on his or Rogue's level would step up and make a serious commitment. That's why people who are gonna offer to help should stick to their guns.
Today is not this day, anon.
>tfw was learning japanese at a steady pace 3 years ago
>Had to practice every day to not lose what I'd learn
>Real life happens
>Diagnosed with all the anxiety
>Now helpless unmotivated piece of shit NEET with nothing but time in his hands, complete with autismbux
>tfw want to help but can't
>Do I want it?
If you aren't afraid of throwing away all of your pride and dignity, sure. Heck, what am I saying, this is /mgqg/ after all.
I don't know anon.
Part of me really wishes I could just be a normalfag. The truth hurts, and there's no going back once you enter the rabbit hole.
>The truth hurts, and there's no going back once you enter the rabbit hole.
What? I mean, I'm a certified /d/eviant, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying really mundane things too.
For example, this image, diamonds.
Your favorite girl has been stripped of their weapons and magic by
fuck if I know just roll with itand they were transported to the Falloutuniverse.
Would they be able to survive?
Would they have good or bad karma?
Favorite girl in general, or monster girl?
Anyway, Asuka, as featured above... is completely fine. She finished college at like age 14 and somehow earned the military rank of Captain in this time too. And, by Fallout mechanics, she's got plenty of points in Unarmed, Melee Weapons, Small Guns, Large Guns, Energy Weapons... Really, if her opponents weren't mind-rapey energy beings, the series would've ended a lot sooner as soon as Asuka kicked everything's ass.
As for monster girl, I must decide on a favorite...
unless she got a hold of some energy weapons she'd be dead rather quickly
Ah, I'll just use Chrome.
And, well, that's not going to go well. She's massively reliant on magic. Sure, she'll have plenty of skill in say Doctor and First Aid and Repair and Science, but that whole Graverobber thing tends to not go over well with people.
Actually, now that I think about it, she's fine with mechanized weapons... chainsaws, gatling guns, tanks, but she really needs someone else to wield the heavy artillery because her Strength just isn't there to wield them. So that unpopular negative Karma can quickly bite her in the ass if she cannot recruit any allies, but she'd probably make friends with ghouls and mutants and such easily.
Kinda depends where she starts. Out in those early towns with farmers and raiders? Dead as shit. But if she made it out to Gecko or Necrpolis, she'd be running the place within a week.
she would either die quickly or survive long enough through her sheer agility and strength to learn how to deal with each situation
Once she got a hold of a big melee weapon she'd be near unstoppable
She'd be liked enough for people to not attack on sight
Gob is OP. The premise only removed weapons and magic, not her insane base strength and speed.
She canonically can run on water and create sonic booms with her running speed AND is physically stronger than a dragon of similar maturity.
And yeah, she's sociable and friendly and likes travelling. So Gob got this.
Seems like she'd match them in strength, except she could also be armored and armed, and at least be able to easily outrun them if things go bad. Plus, they're probably not smart enough to dodge her hammer...
Sylph would be pretty fucked. Hell, I doubt she could even exist, isn't she an incarnation of the forest? Fallout's wasteland would be hell. She wouldn't even be able to fuck someone for bottlecaps to pay for food.
Even in a barren area, she would just lose her magic, which doesn't matter in this scenario. She would also revert to her human-sized form, so she could fuck people for bottlecaps.
Minotauros? She'll be fine. Purest Milk the wasteland has ever tasted. She'd make the Brahmin competition cry.
I just recently discovered this series so I wanted to ask - Do you think it has good enough story to keep a female audience interested? I think I've been playing for about 10 minutes, and the story is like kind of laughable so far, like almost comical since you're like this cute shota protagonist in onstant danger of being deflowered or something. Is the whole game like this? It's so different from Backstage Pass.
Sorry if it's off topic, this is all really new to me.
Come for the porn, stay for the story.
I think a female creature might like the love story that will develop through the journey of the little virgin shota with a dick that prematurely ejaculates.
female organisms might also like the whole domination shtick of the female monster girls and could project themselves on them and let luka act out as a puppet walking into certain doom.
a female specimen likes to think she's a slime.
during the battle agains a slime she invisions herself as the opponent.
thus she makes the shota do actions that would stimulate the genitals of the female player, like telling him to
eat the jelly from the blue blob.
this pleases them and they enjoy the game.
TL;DR yes an organism with a hole that produces offspring might enjoy this game
Story's was got me and kept me playing the game in the first place, though I'm not a girl. But you seem to play porn games to begin with, so I don't think it will be an issue.
Is 4chan really slow for anyone else today ? Images take forever to load
no, never stop
are obese people IRL monster girls?
Only thing monstrous about them in their appetite!
Well I was planning on finishing this game anyways, the beginning just seems a bit slow I guess.
Oh I see, then that gives me some ideas. So does the average player usually envision themselves as the shota?
And should I worry about constantly saving to unlock all of the ero scenes for "100%", or anything like that? Like if you lose you just have the option of restarting the battle and there isn't much consequence to losing?
>Staying for the story
>Not staying for the autists the game attracted
There are better story alternatives either way.
If you lose you get the option to retry the fight. There's literally no consequence to losing other than time lost fighting it again.
if you defeat a monster it will unlock itself in the encyclopedia, and from there you can refight the monster to unlock multiple game overs (if there are any) and view cg's events etc.
if you lose a fight you get the options to refight, lower difficulty and evaluation which gives you tips to win the battle most of the time while belittleing you
>So does the average player usually envision themselves as the shota?
I can't speak for everyone, but I know I do.
>And should I worry about constantly saving to unlock all of the ero scenes for "100%"
I never did, but some people are finishists. To each their own.
>Like if you lose you just have the option of restarting the battle and there isn't much consequence to losing?
Yep! Save before every fight and you'll always be fine.
Added tip: if you want to skip some of the horrifyingly awful fights, use cheat engine! And welcome to the thread, friend.
As long as Promestein (adult version) doesn't run into any baddies too soon after ending up there, I'm sure she'd be able to make some crazy tech and dominate whatever region she's in.
She'd get bad karma from experimenting on people, but she'd probably get good karma from killing raiders and solving various environmental problems in the area. Might even fix the world.
>not trusting LITERALLY the best monster race
get out you nerd and go back to those lizard feet
>Intelligence SPECIAL in the quad digits
>Level up once
>Already max every single skill
Oh jesus christ i've been playing this shit on and off over a year now and i have to face my waifu fuck i dont want to do this
I don't know. I came for the porn and stayed for the porn. The game is pretty humorous though, and the battles can be fun. Part 3 battles are pretty RNG though. People say the story is good, and it IS good for a porn game, but honestly it's still a pretty meh story imo. But it does have good characters.
I actually haven't fapped very much to Paradox though since it's mostly untranslated, but the RPG mechanics are pretty well done and kept me hooked.
In Paradox you can even take Luka out of the active battle party and just use a team of monster girls for battles and walk around as whichever girl you have at the front of the party. So it's probably easier to pretend you're one of the girls in Paradox.
>waifuing hitler incarnate
how's it going /pol/?
also pleb taste, how bout you waifu a REAL monster huh? like
im serious i cannot do this i cant fucking finish the game i love her please there must be another way i am 100% dead serious i LOVE her its not about the porn she's perfect, the character everything gos she's so cute FUCK
Wonderful taste anon, just be strong at the end even Ilias understood that she tried to gain power that didn't belong to her, even though I'm an Iliasfag I think the final battle was great.
i mean god damnit i love the monster girls and i find them hot as fuck but i cant do it, they can only satisfy my dick and the ocasional cute but she is a perfect being who has been with me longer throughout my journeys longer than fucking alice jesus christ she is just a beautiful being perfect in everything she does and i LOVE HER
This'll make you happy:
Part 2 ending is the canon ending. You're playing an overly elaborate bad end because you didn't kill Alice back when you fought her.
how can you waifu her? whats so good about her other than her beatiful gorgeous sexy and atractive body?
you were LITERALLY a tool bruv, like LITERALLY
now man up and beat your waifu into submission like any man would.
i mean god damnit i cant even bear to watch the defeat scene right now having jacked off to one of the fights beforehand i'm not pure enough for this
then imagine it's not her.
you are beating up an evil version of youre waifu from a different multiverse who does not love you.
come on man! you can do it! you can do those Mental Gymnastics! you can earn that Gold medal!
thanks alot man
i'm so sorry for sperging out /mgqg/, i'll stop now
i feel bad for even countering her move look at her fucking face
play this after you're done http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Losenis/New_Side_Story:_Ilias_After
not person that you are replying to.
Ilias is a bit crazy, but monsters just kill humans for food and sex. I haven't found any reason to persuade me to protect the monsters. For all i care they could drop dead and luka rapes their corpses. A world where monsters and humans live in peace is just pure bollocks. Also if humans don't have a common enemy they will just start to kill each other with wars and stuff.
The ending of Part 2 of this game has a very deep Of Mice and Men Moment which I thought was very profound.
>Doppel won't use half her techniques
>Never figured some techniques might just work after trying one daystar against her
>Just beat her while she's dressed up
>Discover years later she actually has a naked form
Wellp, there goes my dick.
hey, different strokes for different folks, im sure every fetishfag is pleased by this point, thats why people consider there to be consider god tier scenes and shit tier scenes and not much of average ones
>They perform the act of blood-sucking to make it easier to bear the offspring of the man who wil become their husband from then on, and adjust themselves to serve as excellent mothers
So even mosquitoes are turned into perfect waifus ? For fuck's sake KC.
Fun fact: Doppel, Sonia and maybe Sara are the only virgin girls at the time they met Luka.
TT argues Alice is too, but she was fed second-hand semen, that shit is gross enough.
that means yes
Dinner: https://mega.nz/#!rMk00LxD!1Yvhk7DKP4BUG6d1NSs9OS9mqFr_Ci42-LY1yVxgMX4 Lunch: https://mega.co.nz/#!i14EBKwL!tMh2AxfraFcsS9G7T9v3LHlg8zFEu5kKsBpsrwNaUWw Breakfast: https://dargothtranslations.wordpress.com/2013/04/18/monster-girl-quest-delicious-breakfast-scenarios/
http://exhentai.org/g/581098/0e6cd408ff/ http://exhentai.org/g/671438/9cfbf44f4d/ http://exhentai.org/g/749499/500b0e94ab/
I'm always here
By us I mean Chromefag, not vorefag.
Though I like both.
Just a reminder that C.C. should qualify as a monstergirl.
In order to comfortably do that midair swing with her cat tail plug, she must be exerting somewhere around 500 lbs of fully controlled voluntary force with her ass. Truly monstrous!
>Population shitstorm forever lost
>Musket shitstorm forever lost
>Smile and optimism forever lost
Probably what he said.
What I did though is I watched Fate/Zero first then watched the original Fate/Stay night anime but dropped it halfway through cuz I got bored then watched Kara no Kyoukai then the new Unlimited Blade Works then I wanted to watch Carnival Phantasm but I wanted to know the Tsukihime characters first so I watched Tsukihime and now I'm going to watch Carnival Phantasm next.
^And I'm sure Fate fans will cringe at how wrong that is. And the run-on sentence.
I am a hardcare Fate fan and you just slaughtered me.
Seriously, the Tsukihime anime? How are you even alive?
Props on Kara no Kyoukai though, one of my favourite OVAs ever.
Seriously, if you can play through all of MGQ, you can read the VN, it's a decent story with a surprisingly deep lore. I believe it still holds up to this day, especially if you get the Realta Nua patch working for the voice actors.
Haha sorry. I'll give it a go.
Video games have been boring me lately, so a VN could be a nice change of pace.
I'll probably check out the Tsukihime VN too. It was pretty obvious while watching it that it left way too much stuff unresolved, unexplained, or completely absent.
Did Tsukihime get an anime or something? You keep acting like you saw an adaptation.
The best bandit.
Strongest. Fastest. Best teen form.
>Gob gets bullied a lot for being the weakest overall, but she's actually physically the strongest. Once she gets out of control we're all kind of screwed...
That the problem. it didn't overwrite anything. the extracted decrypted files did and I remove the game.rgss3a.
I put all 3 english ex text on the file of the game.
it didn't do anything.
here the pastebin so that you can help me.
I'm still alive, though, and so is the novel. You could always read it.
Just kidding, in november I have to leave for the army and never return.
>victory lap see everyone in their towns
>everyone rapes me and makes me lose the game
cmon i saved the fucking world i get it you want to fuck me but dont fucking make me game over for that
iriasu because she's literal perfection
Nureonago. She's actual waifu material, does chores, loyal, unlike most of the sluts posted here. Wet clothes are god tier as well.
>Birds can fly because they have hollow bones
>Slimes have no bones, therefore if a slime shapeshifted some wings onto them, they would be able to fly
wake up /mgqg/ we've got a crisis on our hands and its name is slime harpies
Can one trust a monstergirl?
Can a monstergirl learn to love?
well if they had individual cores I imagine it would be kinda uncomfortable for them depending on their viscosity.
There also remains the potential for the cores to break and >>118759408 would occur
however if there is no cores, one could assume that the slimes would merge to become a new slime with characteristics of both (or a singular hivemind like Erubetie has going for her)
>mega slime with a personality disorder?
MY FUCKING DICK
Cerberus, I can't even watch her sprite.
>Implying anyone is better than Chrome.
Bullshit, they're made of water and that's heavy enough to prevent them from flying, though >>118755229
>slime hot air balloons
Could be a thing.
I'm bored, is it time?
Are there even any of them left? I thought they were all killed in the war in 'nam.
I'd welcome their autism at this point though, over pity bumping every other post bump
Are we going to monster girl world again
Sure, just to be sure, everyone knows what we're talking about, right?
As soon as someone suggests an scenario, points out something we need, proposes something that could be done, etc.
The creative ones are banned and in a Chinese University respectively.
Oh hey, I'm actually playing Starless right now too. Just started day 9 on a first playthrough.
>lets start a argument that shits up the entire thread
A musket bullet would be very well capable of severely injuring or outright killing Alice or Luka
Alice? Maybe. Doubt it. Children sirens were able to survive a school that exploded and collapsed onto them. Their power is ridiculously minor when compared to Alice.
Luka? Not a chance, not if he has Gnome's power. Gigantas itself was basically a giant fuck you artillery , and the powerlevel kept creeping up from that point on.
>Luka born and raised in an antimonster village in an antimonster country in the most antimonster region of all antimonster regions
>Son to a prominent monster killer who not only killed the monster lord but later founded a monster killing organization
>Son to an angel who married a monster killer who fucked off when Ilias decided to talk with a monster
>First monster he meets is hostile
>Second monster he meets breaks into his house, mind controls him, eats his lunch, and acts like a general clingy cunt
>Monsters from then on all try to rape him, and Alice succeeds in doing so several times
>Still believes in "Coexistence"
>San Ilia bordering Grand Noah
>Antimonster bordering promonster
>Neither is hypermilitarized as fuck
>Alice knows about the Plansect war beforehand
>Completely ignores it
>Luka does something about it
>"u idiot u don hav 2 go in wily nilly"
>Promestein, Laplace, and Shirome ded even though they could have been converted to the 'good' side because their reasons for doing shit weren't directly related to Ilias
nobody cares about Lucia
Lazarus dies to Salamander while Goblin survives Gnome's hocus pocus alakafuckyourself
How did I do?
Idk. I gotta admit the game is incredibly stupid, and I'm not even fapping very much to it. But it amuses me for some reason.
Also, the chest anatomy in the game is completely wrong and disgusting. Like, all the breasts look like they're attached too low on their bodies or something. Or maybe just too droopy.
I don't recall that being an issue when I played Bible Black or Discipline, so I don't know what happened with Starless.
Not really amusing, but that was one of the scenes I fapped to.
I'll be speeding through the bestiality scenes as fast as I can when I get to them though. That's just too far imo.
When are we getting more of this?
Have some more.
My prior cenrors didn't get all the shota gravy. Luka must've losted 5lbs in water weight, he got some on like 8 Erubeties. More of them had some on their face or hair than didn't.
Whores herself out to Alma in rigged fights to hide her relationship instead of just openly and honestly pursuing a relationship.
>I've never actually met my mother.
>What kind of dragon do you think she was?
>Does that mean I can become a famous swordswoman too?
No Papi, you don't want to be like cheesy fingers.
>tfw a girl who looks like a succubus is better at being Granberia than Granberia is
>I uh, haven't been practicing my sex techniques very much.
>....Okay, I lied. I haven't been practicing them at all.
Do I HAVE to be a vampire? I had a bad experience with em,courtesy of my ex.
Vampires (as in vampaia, not kyuuketsu) come from western folklore, they aren't Japanese.
But I know what you mean. I dunno, maybe because they're nobles or something. Pretty sure you also see that kind of shit here.
>You live a simple life in an isolated mountain village, far away from both civilization and monstergirls
>It's near impossible to reach via normal means
>You decide to take a short nap while gathering some herbs on the mountainside, but end up sleeping for hours as opposed to the minutes you thought it would take
>As you rbegin your return trip to the village, you notice plumes of smoke and hear screams
>As you reach the outskirts, you see the last of the other villagers being dragged away by
Slime Hot air Balloons
>You try to hide, but are promptly spotted by a
slime Harpy you could have prevented this
anyone else have that feeling of "do i exist" after cumming, just your hand on your dick, semen flowing everywhere and you can feel your blood pumping through your body making it hard to even see the screen that you just jacked off to, like its a blur.
or am i just delusional
>you can feel your blood pumping through your body making it hard to even see the screen that you just jacked off to, like its a blur
Sounds like a good fap
>that feeling of "do i exist" after cumming, just your hand on your dick, semen flowing everywhere
Sounds like a sad fap
Are you okay anon ?
everything is awful
why was I born
all I want is to feel loved
i dont know, all i live for is the physical pleasures like food and jacking off anymore, the good friends i've had have all left me
i dont go outside, i dont actively look for friends online, most stopped coming online and one went to the military and never came backand noone currently who i talk to i can consider a real friend.
i've considered killing myself but i mean why, why give up years of jacking off, food, videogames and shitposting on 4chan for something uncertain that might be better depending if there is an afterlife which i am very skeptical of
atleast i have 4chan to talk to, even though it means nothing
In my first few times, sure. But recently, nothing that intense...Could be caused by me fapping everyday, but there's also the issue of me not really caring about what I'm looking at
Find some friends to play games with, seriously. /tg/ could be a decent place to start. Second, start doing something besides jerking off. Learning a new skill can help you feel more confident in yourself, even if it's something like moonrunes.
Third, keep posting on mgqg. We're all friends here.
Hey, anon, cheer up! Remember that you once won a race against millions of others like you, and that you were the best of them all!
Now why don't you let me give you the victory for the race to
>all i live for is the physical pleasures like food and jacking off anymore
Start lifting/working out and stop fapping so much. Find a hobby like writing or drawing, start reading, do something for God's sake. It's rotting your mind due to the dopamine rush and lack of effort fucking up your mental reward system with the idea of 'why do something that takes effort when eating/jacking off entertains me as much'.
Nobody here has friends either way, and the general population doesn't have as many friends as you would be led to believe. Even then, if you were to find a job or something else like joining the military, you'd be there enough to find a friend or two.
Seriously, you're stuck in a self-fulfilling prophecy situation. You don't do anything save for shitposting because you don't have anything else, but you don't have anything else because you don't do anything save for shitposting and jacking off too.
If you had to date the girl who was essentially the "and this one time,at band camp" chick. Except it was "And this one time, in the vampire diaries" and even so far as to comparing bedroom related activities to events from the show and fan fiction- you may have felt the same as I.
Are you trying to make him go away?
And leave me in a darkness without a single edge
I just finished it. It just needs proofreading now.