Describe a game

Racing game where half the people are racing normally, and half the people are using bulldozers and going around the track backwards.

You are an army man who dies on a tanker two years ago

You run a boarding house for ghosts.
>>390213813
Real

You dress up as a furry and kill people based off their race while listening to kickass tunes.

Combination FPS and RTS. One player from each team is in RTS mode and manages, builds, and upgrades the base and equipment. Rest of the team plays like an FPS and acts as soldiers.

>>390213813
You made that one up

You look for a lost ship loaded with powerful weapons and technology, using a portal device to explore a 6-dimensional multiverse for clues to its location.

>>390214137
Made up
I hope you were telling the truth and I wanna know the name of it

>>390214137
>>390214173
Fake

>>390214090
I'm going to guess real, but that's not the point of the game.

>>390214196

That's a real game, but I forget the name of it. It's shit, though.

>>390214226
Yep, second one is fake.
It's just one of the many proposed ideas for how Half Life 3 could work.

>>390214196
Natural Selection (for 1 team), Savage, Empires a HL2 mod.

There are quite a few but they usually have problems. You need a decent commander in them, but playing commander is usually boring. All you do is build/research shit, maybe hand out buffs, and hope your team can win.

Reporter is abducted by lizard cult, put into an electric chair, turned into a radical Lizardman and sent to another dimension.

>>390214402

Savage! That was the name. It's garbage.

>>390214196

See:

>>390214402

>>390214402
Correct. Natural Selection 2 was what I was thinking of. Developers have yet to do it well. One day perhaps.

You control a rectangular block in a black void playing tennis against another rectangular block.

>>390214240
It's Hotline Miami

A robot combat game where weapons have absurd range.
Like, it takes you ten minutes to travel the distance an artillery shot can go.

All players are in the same server, so you can 100v100 fights where players are just guessing where the enemies are and raining down artillery; though other popular strategies are to go into no man's land and hide out as a sniper.

You and five of your best buddies save the world from ayys.

>>390214640
Real

>>390214640
Sounds Indie

>>390214443
Usually, when someone tries to make a game sound too stupid to be real, it's real.
So, real.

>>390214750
Earth Defence Force?

>>390214778
>>390214795
false

mad max and hive cities on mars

A game where you use a laser gun that runs off of a solar battery, and you need to go outside in real life with a solar panel to charge your gun in the game.
You use your gun to fight vampires, of course

You have furries strapped onto machines and you get money by making them cum.
You can use the money to buy sex toys and more furries.

>>390213426
You stack shit
and then it gets faster
and then it becomes fast as fuck and invisible
and you gotta become the grandest of masters

Zombie vs aliens vs robots vs humans vs cultists grand strategy game.

>>390214959
real
>>390214965
fake
>>390214991
fake
>>390214994
real, anything warhammer 40k

>>390214959
False, that doesn't even make sense.

>>390214795
>Sounds indie
Either a millennial or retard
It's fucking Pong you autist

>>390214137
Real, theres a free game on steam that fits this description

A mashup of SUPERHOT and some game where you fight giant robots.

>>390215108
>mine
>fake
You don't even know it even though it's easy as fuck to guess, anon. I am the third one FYI.

>>390215508
so you're any online shooter with comp?

>>390215702
I am the "stacking shit" guy. Seriously, how did you not recognize the game yet?

>>390214842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i1Y7WBpA8Y

True

>>390215147
>The joke

>>390215147
>Your head

>>390213813
This might be made up but that description makes me feel like I need scissors! 61!

You wake up next to a toilet, the main objective is to collect all the flashy things

>>390215147
>too stupid to get a joke

You beat the shit out of alien muscle men while gaining DBZ powers

>>390214991
tetris

>>390216207
Leisure suit Larry?

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46KB, 252x291px

>>390216654
Specify. With the literally millions of versions of Tetris that exist, tell me the specific one I described.

>>390216785
Tetris: the grand master
or maybe 2, I'm not sure if 1 did the invisible blocks thing

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51KB, 234x307px

>>390217089
Well done. It was 2 by the way.

>>390213426

2D game where the player uses the five elements

A bunch of rectangles with feelings.

>>390213565
lmao project cars

>>390218209
Thomas Was Alone

>>390214959
This game is real, it was for the GBA. There was a sequel as well. I forgot the name, but one of the MGS games had a reference to it.

online top down shooter war game with base building

You recreate snowflake-esque shapes with smaller shapes

>>390213426
Your brother dies of cancer but he's revived as an internet program and you team up with him to topple an organized crime syndicate that wants to destroy the internet

>>390221324
Real

>>390221324
Megaman Battle Network

>>390220389
It was called Boktai

You sneak up on stuffed bears and take over their bodies.

>>390221539
>>390221505
correct


still that plot point is fucking pointless, dont know why they had to shove that in there

>>390221827
to explain why lan and megaman had such a good bond together
and everyone knows that being best friends makes you much more powerful than friendless villains

>>390222037
>Mfw Lan could have easily just been called Ian and nobody would have noticed

>>390213426

A game where you run an Alchemist Shop and fight monsters for loot

You win everyone over by using your cock, even nations bend to its will