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>WWE
>GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, BROTHER!
Are they really not going to tell us about Pikmin 4?
>>390193257
most likey 30 fps.
but portable is pretty good yet.
>""""sports"""" entertainment
wwe fans btfo eternally
>>390193117
Even more wtf then, why? Does actual league have to much spagetti code for it to be ported over?
>>390193268
GAMES EVERYONE ALREADY PLAYED
*YAAAAAWN*
>shook
okay I think I've had enough, XBC 2 was all I wanted to see. Fucking niggers.
>FIFA
OCTOPATH?
>sports games
im dying of laughter help
HERE
THEY
COME
SMT?
PROJECT OCTOPATH
Why do so many of these look even worse than PS3? Only the first party titles look any good. Rocket League looks horrible and Fifa looks like an early PS2 game.
NO ONE ANYWHERE CARES ABOUT OCTOPATH
OCTOPATH TRAVELLER
REMEMBER THIS? (No.)
>>390193253
t. weeb
/COMFY/ BOYSSSSS
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH
NEW SQUEENIX RPG
THE POWER OF THE SWITCH
SPOARTS! SPOARTS! SPOARTS!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
>NO ANIMAL CROSSING!
DRAGON TITAN IS BACK
>>390193379
MORE JRPGS AHHHHHHHH FUCK
SPAWRTS
>SHOOK
SQUEENIX
SPRITES
>more rpgs
-_-
What the fuck? A rpg maker game????
THIS IS THE THIRD SPOTLIGHT
WHAT A FUCKING SHIT DIRECT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>exclusive.
>SHOOK
WE DID IT /sp/!
>pixelshit
FINALLY SOME FUCKING NEWS ON OCTOPATH
>Switch gets another exclusive
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROS WE LOST
dat music
FUCKING SERIOUSLY
ANOTHER GENERIC ANIME RPG?!
>Kyrie on the cavs
Nintendo just can/t ever keep up for real.
this artstyle is pretty fucking cool.
>>390193291
>Whats doom for snes
I actually forgot about Octopath but I think it was my most anticipated game during its reveal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FAGGOT AWFUL SPRITES
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SWITCH
So this...is the power of Switch...whoa...
Square-Enix bullshit exclusive
>>390193361
They're not going to be telling us about anything new it seems
I don't like the shading. It doesn't fit.
OH FUCK, NOT THIS NARRATOR AGAIN
>this commentator
RPGMAKER?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJHAHAHAHAHAHHA
John Wall status?
>>390193340
fucking hell man, I know.
>switch exclusive
>This game
>>390193402
I care bigly
>pixelshit
Alright chill out with the bass on this dude's voice, Squeenix. It's almost as bad as Gladio's.
NINTENDO WON
I love the style of this game.
Looks cute!!!
>>390193468
then you are gay
>>390193361
a direct isn't E3 anon
Aw this is good
Anime fantasy RPG - the direct
Worst Nintendo Direct ever? Worst Nintendo Direct ever.
why cant the old FF games get this kind of remake?
why cant chrono trigger get a remake like this
what is this lol
>>390193495
fucking this
>THOSE GRAPHICS
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE SWITCH....
IMPRESSIVE...
Working title not even a release date ZZZZZ
Why does this guy sound like Xavier?
>literally zero interesting games so far
Just give me Mario and Bayonetta 3 to save this disaster
looks kinda cool but FUCK SQUEENIX
Animal crossing is boring
>square enix
>>390193389
Nobody cares.
>>390193468
gay
>not bravely default
no thanks
>(Working Title)
MY FACE WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE ANIMAL CROSSING
>HD-2D
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>390193429
fuck off with the eitika faggot
Really reminds me of SaGa.
Awesome.
>>390193436
Kindly kill yourself.
>inb4 10 mintues of expanation
FUCK OFF
>HD 2D
>working title
octopath looks like shit, will probably be even worse than bravely default
>YFW we get Doomguy in Smash Bros
>>390193551
stay mad
LOOOK LIKE A FUKIN SNES GAME LMAO
>Tfw PS4 Pro + Switch + N3DS XL is the way to g o this Gen
2017 is starting to top the PS2 Line up year
>PIXEL ART
OH BOY!!!!
>These arcade versions contain subtle differences you won't find in their NES counterparts. See if you can spot them.
>Arcade version of Punch Out shown
Is Nintendo really based enough?
>visual wizardry
Looks like Setsuna, please be better
FINALLY SOME OCTOPATH
SO COMFY LOOKING
Octopath looks kino
this game looks cool and all, but are they honestly gonna show it for the same length as xenoblade
>>390193468
Peach isn't a trap
ITS NOT MY OWN ADVENTURE YOU FUCK IF THE CHARACTERS ARE ALREADY MADE
>project octerperth
kek
>>390193360
You got it wrong idiot, Sef is Nintendo because he's the good guy and Ramen is Sony because everyone hates him
HD 2D VISUAL WIZARDRY
i like it
>HD-2D
IN A WORLD
Octopath Traveler looks pretty good
>Smash, Pikmin, F zero, and Animal crossing fags btfo this direct
Nice
>mfw other consoles will NEVER EVER get HD 2D
>HD-2D
>HD-2D
>HD-2D
>HD-2D
>HD-2D
How can Sony even compete?
>HD-2D
>HD-2D
I love Bravely Default, and this looks like it plays a lot like it
>>390193537
>switch fags eating any shit
HD-2D
WHY THE FUCK NOT MAKE A GODDAMN 3D GAME
HD2D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>square inicks
LOOK AT THE TITTIES ON THAT DANCER
>Square Eh-nix
>Bravely Default Devs
I'm listening
>HD-2D
YOU CAN WHORE YOURSELF OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FLUTES
Holy shit this looks horrible
H - D 2 D
-
D
2
D
Hey guys its not that bad I don't unders zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>another RPG
Patethic.
>HD2D
you mean Trails games from 10 years ago?
COME ON PLEASE, AN EARTHBOUND REMAKE IS ALL I ASK IT IS NOT HARD
>>390193537
reminds me of paper mario
>HD-2D
SHOW US SMT ALREADY REEEE
IT'S FUCKING FINAL FANTASY ACTICS
>>390193561
Underrated show
Stop with the fucking five minute jrpg explanations holy fuck
>allure
OHHH BABY
Maplestory spiritual successor
Literally NO new Switch games.
What the fuck
WHo's making the music?
Who's writing the story?
Because I remember Bravely Second. I'm not falling for that shit again.
>>390193349
No shit?
>allure
oh my
>>390193579
I want to FUCK Whitney
POST YFW PRODUCERS OF BRAVELY DEAFAULT
>HD 2D
>we only want to make sprites and the rest can be ugly 3D models
>voice acting
What the fuck?
HERE WE GO TUTORIAL TRAILER
PLAY THE WHORE FUCK YOUR WAY TO VICTORY
I wish Fire Emblem had this artstyle.
WHERE'S
ANIMAL
CROSSING
WHAT THE FUCK THAT AIN'T TWEWY 2
here check my 54
>allure
really nintendo?
Looks kind of nice actually
This game reminds strongly of Wild Arms
Is the theme of this game going to be things involving the number 8?
>>390193517
was going to post this.
3d dot game heroes managed to be quite fun, I'll give it a chance.
>Fucking Octopath wasn't shelved and is now a switch exclusive
THE STATE OF SONYFAGS!
LOOKS COMFY AF DESU SEMPAITACHI
>smashtards crying about RPGs in chat
fuck off
>>390193342
>lying on the internet
>HD 2D
>it just low res sprites with a shitty lighting engine
HD-2D
3DPD CAN'T EVEN COMPETE
This is some real trash.
>allure
KEK IS THAT GLADIO'S VOICE ACTOR
HD2D
holy shit move on from this game
>Allure
>Allure
>Duel anyone
Sounds fun
>Duel anyone
Sounds fun
Pixelshit aside, that's interesting.
lmao i was expectin dq builders
>8-bit JRPG in medieval European fantasy setting
I sleep
>Pick a girl
>Special skill is being a slut
Based Squeenix
>ALLURE
>>390193719
Fuck you faggot.
This is what nintendofags get excited about?
Fatal Frame 6 please
Fucking nothing.
PRIRMROSE LEWDS WHEN
>HD 2D
A BATTLE, FAIR AND SQUARE! TO ARMS!
>spending 10 minutes explaining a working title that's probably coming out decemeber next year
15 MINUTES LEFT AHAHAHA
SLUT
>>390193601
>YFW DRAGONBORN IN SMASH
Primrose is cute CUTE
>HD-2D
inb4 SIXTY US DOLLARS
>HD2D
Is this the Switch's power at its peak?
>>390193759
you can watch the video anon
>Seduce people
GAME
OF
THE
YEAR
SECRET OF MANA 2 TIER DAY ONE BUY
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Holy shit.
NPC interactions rivaling Fable 1.
Fucking Amazing.
1VS1 ME FAGET
You cant be serious. Thank god I bought a 1060 instead of a switch.
CONFIRMED THOT
PUT A FUCKING SHOTGUN IN MY MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIMAL CROSSING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>HD-2d
fucking square enix
IT'S TIME TO DUEL
Fantastic style, boring gameplay. Such is the fate of all JRPGs
HURRY
SOMEONE MAKE SOME PRINROSE PORN RIGHT NOW
>>390193664
i think its cool
"HD2D" looks like ass.
>she can allure women
/u/ pics when
DISAPPOINTMENT LEVEL RISING
PRIMROSE WAIFU MATERIAL
PRIMROSE WAIFU MATERIAL
PRIMROSE WAIFU MATERIAL
>allure
T H O T D E T E C T E D
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING BLURRY
This is a very nice & calming song.
Is this a SaGa game?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HD-2D
>slut simulator
>>390193763
yeah, Gwen really is trash.
Game looks fun as fuck
Based BD team
>escort mission character
>Slut character
finally
>>390193702
>earthbound remake
>not MOTHER HD COLLECTION
>>390193546
Just a whisper, a screenshot. Shit if just the words Prime 4 are good enough for E3
>>390193753
>Octo in the name
Geee, I don't know.
>titties
I wanna fuck Primrose
>modern squeenix
>pixel graphics
Okay, Nintendo, the game seems cool being able to choose from different protagonists and shit, but seriously? I LIKE sprites, but these look like shit. When games like BoF2, CT, and other SNES games have better-looking character sprites then you know that's a problem.
>>390193708
Same.
>HD-2D is always pixelshit
KILL YOURSELVES
I CAN DUEL ANYONE 10/10
REPUTATION WILL SUFFER LMAO
Is it like a roguelike? Like ELONA?
>>390193786
>>390193787
N-Nani!?
>"What in the hells"
>DAMN IT ALL!
>>390193802
All the time friendo.
RELEASE DATE NOW
NOTHING ELSE IS COMING
RATE THE DIRECT
I RATE IT
SHIT WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT/10
TRUE
ROLE
PLAYING
>you can allure women as a woman
Square has a such a hardon for SaGa.
>YOU CAN PLAY AS A LITERAL SLUT
PICKED THE FUCK UP
WHAT IN THE HELLS?
>allure
>summons a female villager
LESBIAN CONFIRMED
>girl allures another girl
Thank you
>looks like an indie game
>this is one of their spotlight games
Yeah, this direct isn't going to reveal any new shit at all.
>>390193761
b-but muh aich di
>HD-2D
>>390193919
Nintendo isn't making the game you retard.
STOP EXPLAINING THINGS
>I can play as a slut who sex appeals people into doing my bidding
>ALLURE
who /hgg2D/ here
HD-2D welcome to the future niggers !
OH SHIT BP
>jrpg
>"true roleplaying"
bravely default sold a shit load of copies, so they're using time on this because you idiots will buy it
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE PRIMROSE
BOOSTO
WHY ARE THERE JAPANESE GAMES IN MY JAPANESE VIDEO GAME COMPANY CONFERENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>390193643
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
At least we're getting D44M and Wulfenstein
>allure
MUH
DICK
I
C
K
SASUGA, SQUARE-ENIX
>>390193327
>all this kirby news
Fuck yeah
>>>390193867
It looks garish as fuck they should've gave it a consistent art-style
honestly looks like a shitty flash rpg
is this a sequel to live-a-live ?
Fill the spots /v/:
The young hero [name] must save the world from an evil [entity] using a magical [weapon] with the help of his friends, a rebel [job], a motherly [job] and a bro tier [job], they must gather the magical [artifact] and together kill god with the power of friendship.
>this soundtrack
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Sounds a nice game
to play on my phone
At least we're getting Kirby soon
>>390193367
For as long as it's stable I am probably going to be fine with that. Probably.
>>390193786
>>390193787
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW MOOT
Animal crossing is boring shit
>>390193872
stop drawing my face
this is the
HD 2D for
switch
woah
hahaha
PPRIMROOOOOOOOSE IS A SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>390193786
>>390193787
You're not fooling anyone
Thats just bravery default
>How do we convey a feering of medival Europe?
>American TV commercial voice-overs, of course!
Soshite, Tanaka-san ha promotion deshita
DANCERS IS LITERALLY A SLUT
Game looks comfy desu!
>>390194007
How about go fuck yourself?
ten minutes left
kill me
>>390193517
>>390193754
Needs a re-release, I never finished it before I got rid of the PS3.
>>390193786
>>390193787
YAMETE
WHY DO SOME OF THE CHARACTER VOICES SOUND LIKE THE HEAVY?
>>390193950
Glad-I-didn't-buy-a-Switch/10
soundtrack tho
>YFW NOTHING ABOUT SMT V
Jesus christ this fucking JUICE
J U I C Y
Sprites are nice, animations are shit. What's going on?
Square could have remade ff6 in this style
TODAY?!
>>390193996
Hey, it's coming dude, just you wait
>square enixx
>>390193930
No. It's a traditional JRPG
NINTENDO WON
>NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>>390193961
>looks like a good game
D E M O B O Y S
>>390194020
>6'0 vs 5'11
GIVING A LOW REZ SPRITE A LIGHTING ENGINE DOESN'T MAKE IT HD
>>390194020
Budget was probably like 100K or less
Primrose is good.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NINTENDO IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>390193786
>>390193787
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
DEMO RIGHT NOW HOLY SHITE
Nice looking game dorks
>THIRSTY THOT SIMULATOR
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT
that combat is hideous looking
>>390194020
me on the left
Octopath looks really good.
>>390193763
I'm going to marry Gwen!!!
FUCK YEAH OCTOPATH DEMO RIGHT NOW
Can we all agree to just answer every survey question with "METROID PRIME 5 BABY LET'S GO"
when is the demo coming out?
>>390193913
that would be fucking great but it would be a chilly day in hell before Nintendo of america recognizes mother 3s existence
>>390193985
>fps games on a console
lmao
>survey
>"project" in the title
>working title
holy shit what is with this game
>all these JRPGS
>>390194005
INB4 YOU GET OERSTED 2.0 WHO GOES NUCLEAR
This is kinda boring.
>>390193579
sauc
>Always get excited for interesting games
>Always hold out hope during the entirety of the direct
>They say goodbye
>Halfheartedly expect to see a quick 15 second clip of new games they'll talk about later right at the end
>It'll never happen
>PROMO VERSION
>DEMO
From Bravely Default to this garbage?
WE DEMO NOW FAGGOTS
>purchasing sony's videogames division
y-you can't do that nintnedo
th-they seriously just announced that
SWITCHFAGS DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE AND TAKE SCREENS OF PRIMROSE
Why do sprites actually look good?
I feel like
>they can't keep getting away with it
but it's kind of neat
>>390194068
sauce?
is for a friend
ARMS
>LA NOIRE
Whoa is this IT?
>>390193786
>>390193787
L.A. Noire coming up
kill jester
>HD-2D
it is clearly 16bit-3D
>>390193882
>liking sluts
>RESIDENT EVIL
WHAT
>>390193786
>>390193787
nani???
A DEMO RIGHT AFTER? HOLY SHIT?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT ARMS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking Biff
>Kirby Star Allies
WHAT
>>390193970
OI YANK SHOT THE FOCK UP
This looks fucking awesome
CLOWN PORN
OH SHIT CLOWN PORN TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHFN7EnXpFo
COTTON
CANDY
FLAVORED
PUSSY
>the power of sluttiness
>she can lure characters to follow her
>so you can lead them to complete quests
Haha, oh, Japan
I SAW RESIDENT EVIL
ARMS IS DEAD, THEY SAID
Octopath Traveler DEMO!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE'S A DEMO! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A REAL TITLE YET BUT WE GET A FUCKING DEMO AND IT LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING!
OH MY GOD NOTHING AGAIN WHY
>>390194075
>tf2 characters on Switch never
I would Pop her Lola
>>390194093
Shitposting. Octopath Traveller looks really good, I'm interested in other playable characters.
BEEP BEEP RICHIE
RESIDENT EVIL
FUCK YOU DOBSON
DOBSON?!?!?!
>announcing released game updates
>ending the direct with LA Noire
AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
are you guys ready for Quest Switch?
>ARMS
HA HA DEADGAME
NO SM4SH OR ANIMAL CROSSING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>390194151
Weak 3 ? ?
someone please screenshot /v/'s reactions to this event
>DOBSON
DOBSON
>>390194250
My man
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING !
OOOOHHHH-OOHHHHH
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BQ:B
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
BUILDERS! I FUCKING CALLED IT!
INFLATION CLOWN
>waifushitARMS
KIRBY SOON GUYS
SONY LOSES ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE
>DQ builders
O shit
>no Animal Crossing
How is ARMS even a full title, looks incredibly light on content.
FUCKING ARMS 3.0 BOYS IT'S TIME FOR CLOWN WAIFU
DOBSON UPDATE
CREEEEEEED!
LOLA NOW
YAAAAASSSSS CLAPBACK QUEEEEEN
DQ BUILDERS
someone give me a list of what was announced in not watching that shit
Also holy fuck this thread is cancer
>inflation
YOULL FLOAT TOO
Good year for inflation fetishists.
THICCCCC
>>390194229
>posts a slut
What did you mean by this?
This Direct is worse than I could have imagined. Are we seriously just going to get Doom, Kirby and Mario out of this?
BROWN
>ARMS UPDATE LITERALLY NOW
>ARMS update
YEAH BOI
MORE MINECRAFTSHIT
AHAHAHHAHA GOOD BYE SONY
AW YISS
Dragon Quest Builder
It's a great game. On the go, it must be really great.
DOBSON'S GONNA F R E A K
PS4 LOSES ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE
WHERE IS ANIMAL CROSSING ;___;
L.A Noire confirmed for switch
MY DICK
WHERE THE FUCK IS ANIMAL CROSSING
>>390194318
how new
>resident evil
NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON. NINTENDO WON.
>NO SMASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
post yfw kirby fan
*saves video games*
>>390194350
It's a fighting game
DQB1 was a nice game, ill get a switch to play the sequel
>>390194269
it still is
IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING
FUCK
ALL BOARDSREPORT IN IM FREAKIn OUT
>JRPG minecraft
SABER CAT FUUUUUUUCK
>ALMOST NO MORE HEADLINES
sony loses another exclusive
YOOO IT'S A PREQUEL
THE FUCK IS THIS MINECRAFT LOOKING SHIT
>big hit in japan
so it's button mashing casual shit
Minecraft rip of
>BIFFLER
>mfw it means slap someone with your dick in French
minecraft
>I-it's big in Japan!
I mean, I like DQ, but that's still pathetic to have to say.
Resident Evil!
>>390194350
I bought it for $40 and sold it to gamestop for $35 2 days later. I don't understand how anyone could be happy spending $60 for that garbage.
GET READY FOR KIRBY BOYOS
>>390194338
Like Kirby is any better.
>>390194089
>what is TGS
Why the fuck would they do Nintendo when they're at TGS + own streams including anniversary concerts whenever you fucking retard?
>expecting news of a game only revealed like last year
>Build Olive Garden
hue
Dragon Quest Minecraft? What the fuck?
>>390194171
YFW you finish all 8 stories , then a mage appear in front of you
Did he say Olive Garden?
SO THIS... IS THE POWER...
>minecraft spin-off
FUCK OFF!
>minecraft
ANDREW
DOBSON
>>390194297
Except it will end with Odyssey
>>390194314
Smash died with trash snore anyway. Better it no longer has sequels while Suckurai's still alive.
Squeenix is really supporting the switch heavily like holy shit is it going back to the good old days of nintendo and square
RESIDENT EVIL
AW SHIT
L.A NOIRE
YO-YO
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
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JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>JAPANESE MINECRAFT
>>390194165
like FFXV duscae demo
YOYO CONFIRMED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>390194421
It was already confirmed before, stooped.
>/v/ once again gets hyped for nothing
everytime
LA NOIR!
YOYO
Why does the dragon quest song sound so familiar? Isn't it a kirby song? Or is it from smash?
>Inflation clown character
WHERE IS SMASH FUCK
LEAKER SAID THERE WOULD BE SMASH
So are Directs not going to be announcing new games anymore?
YOYO
>minecraft
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>YOYO
YOYO
>LA Noire
wtf
>All these fags disappointed because no SM4SH
How many times are you going to keep doing the same mistake?
more armshit
>>390194443
/k/ here
still waitin on that MOTHER hd collection
>>390194424
i do not know my friend
There better be something fucking magical at the end of this
BARA DEDEDE
>MORE STUPID KIRBYSHIT
STOP WASTING VALUABLE TIME NINTENDO
>Kirby has new tricks since E3!
>Proceeds to show what they showed off at E3 and things in past kirby games
HOLY SHIT YO-YO IS BACK.
ye, kirby is for real niggas
>RE and LA noire
wut
KIRBY 64 2
BASED NINTENDO
>YO-YO
>He fucks your wife
>Four swords with kirby
GOOD SHIT
>>390194349
FeelsBadMan.jpg
ADD ME TO THE SCREEN CAP
STRONG DEDEDE
aww yeah combinations like from the 64 version.
This is what I wanted
I guess it's my fault for expecting something to be excited about from this.
>That swole as fuck Dedede
I swear there are like 2 new Kirby games every year
YOYO IS BACK
SWOLE DEDEDE
>helpers plus crystal shard combos
My body is ready
Also bara DDD
JACKEDDD
>tfw the only good game so far was a ps4 port
About 5 minutes left, Kill me
>>390194460
Stop being so bad at FF XIV.
Ripped Dedede
LITERALLY NOTHING
Jesus Im bored.
>Combining things a la Crystal Shards
>Ability specific helpers a la Super Star
HELL YEAH NIGGERS
BUFF DEDEDE
SWOLEDEDE
SWOLE DEDEDE
SHREDDED
Was that a Ness copy ability?
double post confirms nintendo is ded
FORCE OF NATURE
I wanted to hear the Mario Odyssey music again..
>buff dedede
MUSCULAR DEDEDE
BARA DEDEDE
RIPPED DEDEDE
DEDEDE GOT /FIT/
>buff Dedede
SWOLE DEDEDE!
Man, what a fucking shitty Direct
Dedede is swole af
BUFF DEEDEEDEE
DEDEDE IS RIPPED
>muscle dedede
>Bara DDD
wew
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
>BUFF DDD
BUFF DDD
BUFF DEDEDE
Nice framedrops, Nintendo.
DEDEDE SWOLE AF
WHY IS RESIDENT EVIL ON THE BOTTOM OF THE HEADLINES SCREEN
IS IT JUST RE REVELATIONS?
RIPPED
what was that just now
>>390194460
KEK I knew someone was going to say that
BUFF DEDEDE
I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
DAMN, DEDEDE LOOKS LIKE T H A T
oh shit im hyped
HOLY SHIT BUFF DEDEDE
>Last spotlight is obviously going to be Odyssey
>Nothing new on the list
Guess it's over.
BUFF DDD
DDD LOOKING STRONG
DEDEDE IS SWOLE
YOU MIRIN'
BUFF DEDEDE
Resident Evil soon.
>less than 10 minutes left
>no stardew valley
M U H D I C K
YOYO CONFIRMED
IM GONNA CUM
GOLF STORY FUCKING WHEN
>swole dedede
>>390194664
DEDEDE WENT TO /fit/
>>390194375
>
>Minecraft New 3DS
>Kirby Battle Royale (2018)
>Kirby Star Allies (2018)
>Project Octopath (Demo Out Today)
>Arms Vers. 3 out now
>Skyrim Switch Nov. 17
>Doom and Wolfenstein 2
>BARA DEDEDE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>have to play golf story because everybody's golf is ps4 exclusive
damn
>still no actual date for golf story
it's already september you fucks
DISAPPOINTMENT LEVEL CRITICAL
DEDEDE IS THE FUCKING STRONG
>Adult Swim
u wot
SWOLE DEDEDE
DADDY DEDEDE
BUFF DEDEDEDEDEDE
Kirby games are so goddamn boring.
>>390194539
Nah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_9hR-Sg4bg
I SEE YOU CHUCHU
SHRED-D-D
Wheres my swole DDD porn?
Get on it
>Yo-Yo is back
SMASHED
>golf
looks like nintendo won lads
CHUCHU'S BACK?
>Yo-Yo
YEEEES
>>390194174
https://e621.net/post/show/557188/animal_crossing-animal_genitalia-anthro-backsack-b
PS4 WON BABY
>>390194540
>queer
This is good
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ! ?? GOLDEN CHINA CONSOLE GAMES ?
i'm gonna shoot myself
>>390194620
get fucked fag
SWITCH REDEEMED
Resident Evil is 7's re-release with all of the DLC.
LA Noire is gonna be the "HD" re-release.
>Beef up
>Dedede got fit before you
>>390194716
anybody actually played that game over 10 minutes?
Where were you when Dedede got /fit/?
sonybros get fucked
RESIDENT EVIL
>LA Noire
Doesnt this game has serious gore and nudity?
Has Nintendo ever had a game with that since, i guess RE4?
REVELAATIONS PORT NOOOOOOOOOOO
How can anyone enjoy Kirby games? They're so fucking dull.
BARA DEDEDE HOLY SHIT
>>390194737
>BARA DEDEDE
WHAT THE FUCK
IT WAS SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
3 OUTTA FUCKING 10 FOR KIRBY ALONE
>That DDD
BOI
BORING
NO NEW SMASH CONFIRMED
We still got five minutes
>Kirby on the Switch dips into sub 10 fps
What the fuck
Lost sphear
>A modern take on--
SPELLING??
HOWEVER
>>390194789
yes, people with brains
>>390194749
(you)
>revelaitons
nooo
>buff Dedede
RATE THIS CONFERENCE
Well. I'm sold on the Switch now.
>no L.A. Noire gameplay
NO SMASH NO BUY
G-guys...Animal Crossing will still be shown, right? They're gonna surprise us right?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING ARMS UPDATE?
L
A
NOIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Enjoying your ports nintendo babies?
THERE'S STILL EIGHT MINUTES YOU RETARDS
TRY UNIVERSITY OF DREAMLAND
>ending with Mario
Gay.
>>390194751
I have never heard of that game in my entire life but I know that song so well what the fuck
YOU LEFT WINGING PARASITE
OH FUCK HERE WE GO BOYS
7 min left
Time to give up
>Resi Evil Revelations
Why is this still being ported to more platforms?
HOWEVER
revelaitons port lol
BING BING
WAHOO
>LA NWAH
>HOWEVER
>IT'S JUST MARIO
>LA Noire
nani?
FUCK
BING BING
WAHOOOO
HOWEVER
NANOMACHINES KIRBY
HOWEVER
NO
NO
NO
SWITCH ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS MANY GAME
BROS WE GOTTA FALSEFLAG HARDER THEYLL BELIEVE US IF WE TRY HARDER
That LA Noire music got me
WAHOO
>No Smash
WHAT THE FUCK REGGIE
>>390194847
3/10
no pikmin 4
DEDEDE KONG
>DEDEDE KONG
DEDEDE KONG
>DEDEDE KONG
DEDEDE KONG
>DEDEDE KONG
DEDEDE KONG
>DEDEDE KONG
DEDEDE KONG
>DEDEDE KONG
>>390194847
2
jesus christ this was bad
>>390194862
All for Mario, fuckface
WAHOO
ODYSSEY
>one last game
OH MY GOD YES KAMIYA IS STILL IN
>Mario
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
>>390194839
>farmville desktop edition
Lame ass direct
bing bing wahoo
>thats it for reveals
BING BING WAHOO!
BING BING WAHOO
WAHOOOOO
here come preiem 4
this was a really bad direct
thank you for reading my post
>>390194837
lol
>odyssey
NOOOOOO!
GOOGLE GOOGLE YAHOO
THERE BETTER BE SOME NEW FUCKING WORLDS
ITS OVER
>NO AC?
NO AC?
>NO AC?
NO AC?
>NO AC?
NO AC?
WAHOOOO
>>390194854
it happened. rebindable controls
so nothing? sweet.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING
>ending on Mario
>no Metroid
>no Animal Crossing
>no Smash
fug
PSO2? CLOUD
RIP Smash Switch
WAHOO
i swear to god i know nothing big's coming every time but i still get hopeful
>>390194749
get fucked fagarino
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
please /v/, dont melt
WAHOO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SMASHFAGS
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
What actually the fuck
NO SMASH HAHAHAHA
well this has been a waste of time
>>390194862
>8 minutes of Odyssey
RIP
>TWENTY
>FUCKING
>MINUTES
>OF
>MARIO
>ODYSSEY
UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
YES WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE
FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS SMASH
>one last game
>it's fucking bing bing wahoo
>>390194890
ITS JUST MARIO
HOWEVER!
Mario Odyssey...
fuck
>WE HAVE ONE LAST GAME TO TALK ABOUT TODAY
>mario
Are you all ready for Peach to get KOOPA'D?
BING BING
WAHOOOO
>NO ZELDA INFO
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
SHIKASHI
>MARIO AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK?? WHERE IS BAYONETTA AND WONDERFUL 102???
DID LEAKER FUCKING LIED WHAT THE FUCK MAN FUCKKKKKKK
>more mario
GIVE ME ANIMAL CROSSING ALREADY
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
ALL OF YOU GET FUCKED ITS NOTHING
BING BING WAHOO
>Mario isn't too happy about being KEKED
fucking kill me.
See you, smash boys...
WHBERE THE FUCK IS SMASH
>>390194847
they didnt even recognize the mother series, as usual so fuckyou/10
>>390194787
>lifting since july
>still nowhere near that swole
My gut, man tits and face went down while my arms got toned
>kamiya baited us all
>>390194847
4/10
Demos for EOV and Octopath are great, but that's about it.
WAHOO
>Odyssey
Aaaaaand I don't care anymore.
It's not SMT, but this is fine too
>yfw this direct
RATE THIS DIRECT NOW
I'm hype for Lost Sphear. I honestly liked I Am Setsuna a lot.
Why doesn't Mario just cuck Bowser?
>NOTHING
WHY DID YOU PLAY WITH MY HEAR KAMIYA
>no games
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT
THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME SHITENDO
BING BING WAHOO
I want to fuck that tiara.
W-WE WIN
>NO big Nintendo announcements
>Capping off the direct with a game we already know about
How is it that Nintendo manages to consistently disappoint? Holy shit.
>>390194847
0/10
I WANTED ANIMAL CROSSING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>390194841
>>390194973
Literally the same game since the first one.
>Hat has a sister
Okay.jpg
>""""""""""""sister""""""""" tiara
Fuck off Nintendo, make the hats fuck.
>NO SMASH
You had all this time to make a move, Mario. Just let it go.
>>390194908
>mario
>kirby
>zelda
>ports from 2011
so many games
SOMEHOW
WE'VE ALREADY SEEN SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT MARIO WHO THE FUCK CARES AT THIS POINT. JUST LET THE GAME RELEASE
Fat Dedede >>>>> Buff Dedede
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
>>390194868
Dragon Quest is so popular in Japan that they cant release games on Week days now because people stopped going to work.
Might heard it in another Square game or in a random youtube video.
is this the fucking e3 trailer
is the pso series a yay or nay
>THE MOON
WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON
Who selling their Switch after Odyssey?
T
H
I
S
G
U
Y
That double jump with Cappy was sick
>Mario
It's over boys, pack it up.
this looks comfy
IT IS FUCKING NOTHING
Rate this Direct.
Glad-I-didn't-waste-money-on-a-Switch/10
BING BING KEKOO
W2C THAT HAT
I'm starting to hate these directs
Ok Mario Odyssey actually looks cool
FUCKING KEK SHIT IN MY NINTENDO GAMES
NETFLIX WHEN???
I
SHOULD
HAVE
KNOWN
>>390194782
You offering?
NO SMASH LMAO
BOY HOWDY I SURE AM GLAD I JUST WATCHED 45 MINUTES OF GAMES I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT
>No SMT
>>390194941
You're welcome anon
They just copy and pasted from E3. Fuck you Nintendo.
>the only cool thing to come from this direct was the announcement of EOV's demo
>>390195110
Wait, what? I don't remember that. Did I blink?
>>390195131
SAME
WHO ERIOIOIRE HERE?
>>390195045
>Steam gardne
Half life 3 confirmed?
ICE LEVEL
>>390195048
>. I honestly liked I Am Setsuna a lot.
Nice taste faggot
SMASH FAGS BTFO
ANIMAL CROSSING FAGS BTFO
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
SMASH FAGS BTFO
ANIMAL CROSSING FAGS BTFO
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
SMASH FAGS BTFO
ANIMAL CROSSING FAGS BTFO
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
>>390194991
There's 5 minutes left dingdong
Are people seriously expecting a smash announcement on a Nintendo console's first year of life? lmao
>>390195131
10/10 Sonycuks BTFO
>>390195110
Yay for Japan only.
THE MOON IS A LEVEL CALLING IT NOW
>no bayonetta
>no smash
>no wonderful 102
>no animal crossing
>no metroid prime 4
christ
>>390185359
>WE GOT ONE LAST GAME TO SHOW
BING BING WAHOO LMAO
>Shiver area
bravo nolan
I WANTED WONDERFUL 101 SEQUEL
YOU FUCKS
>>390195131
2/10
>no mhxx
I'm upset
>New Donk City
0/10
Fuck you Kamiya
I want to be dead
>tfw not a smashfag
feels good bros
who else here /deadinside/
>these fucking names
im out bros
LITERALLY
>>390194847
5/10
I liked Xenoblade 2 and Project Octopath (Working title)
>>390195131
buyer's-remorse/10 for me
>people thought there were only 5 worlds
I really hope they arent revealign most of the worlds.
>>390195110
hmm I might import
Super Mario Odyssey looks so fucking good.
>Mario Odyssey looks /comfy/
THEY SAID ONE LAST NEW GAME
THAT MEANS WE CAN STILL GET OLD GAMES LIKE SMASH
>>390195151
best girlalmost all girls are best girl
>>390195184
im ready
Where's Animal Crossing?
>New Donk City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9V214VPbHk
>>390195057
>>390195065
>>390195069
Kill yourselves.
>The moon is on the map
WE MOON?
No smash port, no bayonetta 1&2 port, no Animal crossing.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
LITERALLY
>>390195131
zzzzzzzzzz/10
Super Mario Odyssey is going to have a 10/10 soundtrack.
>new kingdoms
noice
>>390195131
This
IT'S
>*bing bing*
FUCKING
>*power up noise*
NOTHING
>"wahoo!"
>no animal crossing
LISTEN HERE YOU CUNTS
reeeeee
Was that a correct use of the word literally?
I'm having a hard time determining.
>>390195131
4/10
Third party games are cool but everything else is BORING
>Direct specifically says it's only going to be about games coming in the next few months
>/v/ gets mad when it's about games coming in the next few months
???
SAND KINGDOM
BURKA DURKA
>slaps your ass
even mario hates this travel mechanic
>>390195212
>no animal crossing
>no new ace attorney
>no bayonetta
Das it mane
>>390195168
TGS.
You dunce.
>Literally
YOU LIED TO ME V YOU SAID U SAID SMASH WAS GETTING PORTED FUCK YOU
Reminder.
Where the fuck is Smash?
>moon was dated 9/14/17
NINTENDO HAS FUCKING TIME TRAVEL CAPABILITIES
>More than 50 stars by world
WHAT
yo thassa lotta moons
SUNSHINE V2
>>390195281
Fuck this direct
>>390195131
I might buy a Switch after looking at this. Never been a Smash fan.
Alright. Time to go back to not expecting new Smash anytime.
I have not expected any since Sakurai had to struggle to get through 4.
and I'm fine with that.
>>390194847
4/10, this has managed to actually not meet my low expectations
THE LAST WORLD WILL BE THE FUCKING MOON
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
No smash
No Animal Crossing
Shit Direct
10/10, salty cucks can go home.
>>390195208
>No Region lock
shoulda learned nip, senpai
>>390195267
We already knew that. Why are they spoiling the game for us?
2017 XC2 saved this conference, I can't hate it.
>>390195217
>with those copies sold
Never fucking ever.
>>390195131
NO FUCKING KAMIYA/10
Tiara porn when????
YO I WANNA FUCK A GOOMBA.
>>390195202
I thought the direct was an hour long
>literally travelling in stye
Jesus Christmas, this game looks fucking amazing.
yo that music
>>390195332
YARE YARE WAHOO
>>390195131
Was planning on buying a Switch but I'll wait for the emulator instead/10
why the fuck is mario shivering in the desert
>>390195321
He is travelling in a Style
So yeah probably.
DELFINO ISLAND CONFIRMED.
>pay to win with amiibos
Jesus Christ
>surprise final game!!!!
>it's Mario
>mfw it's fucking nothing
these are games that are targeted towards my 4 year old nephew
why would anyone on an 18+ board be excited for this?
>>390195342
/v/ is always wrong.
>>390195325
just a bunch of fags fishing for you's even though TGS coming up
This looks amazing. Fuck you guys.
>>390195131
noMOTHER/10
The only 3 fucking games I'll have the for the switch all year will be Zelda, MK8 and Mario Odyssey
fuck sake why does everything else look like hot shit?
>Talkatoo
Remember when Kamiya retweeted the Direct announcement?
>>390195131
Isurelovebuyingindiesandoldgamesfortwicetheprice/10
>luncheon kingdom
So what was the best part of the direct?
Mario Odyssey looks fun.
Looks like a Gamecube game
>that emotional rise when the nip announces one more game
>the immediate depression when that faggot Italian runs on screen
FUCK OFF MARIO
>>390195285
Somebodys mad
RATE IT LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925158
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925158
>uncle amiibo
GOY
THERE IS STILL TGS BROS
BAYONETTA AND SMASH WILL BE ANNOUNCED THERE
BING BING WAHOO
>>390195408
>I was planning on buying a switch until they announced games for it. Now I'll just pirate it.
Retard ahoy
>YOU CAN PAY FOR HINTS IN MARIO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>390195478
No it doesn't
>>390195428
>18
>/v/
>The spotlight games were 2 games we already knew about, a low budget RPG shit and some 3DS garbage
>New Donk
>>390195409
The desert world is half frozen
>Dr. Mario
>Mario Fortress 2
>>390195131
Only thing that got me excited was Bravely Octopus
2/10
FLEENTSTONES?
>>390195409
Deserts are defined by rainfall, not temperature.
Plenty of deserts get below freezing at night.
I-is Europe getting the Octopath Demo too?
Please say yes.
I WANT TO FUCK ICE CLIMBER MARIO
>WE HAVE ONE MORE THING TO TALK ABOUT
>shows super mario odyssey which everyone has seen already for months
probably the worst direct I've seen
thanks doc
>>390195473
DOOM, I guess.
thanks doc
WAS THAT GRAND DAD
>no surprises
>cool stuff but 90% I already knew
Meh whatever
GRAND DAD
I guess Sony won...
It was a valiant effort from Nintendo, however.
GRANDDAD
I really thought we were going to see Bayonetta 1 and 2.
>New Dank City graffiti
Ok. I didn't think I'd ever see that word used in a Nintendo game.
DR MARIO
>>390195072
>he still is butthurt
get fucked
>Flintstone-esqe Caveman Mario
IS THAT A GRAND DAD REFERENCE
This looks so fucking good
ZA WARUDO
Don't know why people didn't realize SMO would be the final game. It was in the description
FLEENSTONES?
The announcer got real bored halfway through this customization reading.
>>390195420
It read literally on the page above the stream that they will be covering Odyssey this stream.
cant wait to snap some fun photos of mario
>>390195363
>yfw mario CONTROLS THE MOON
>>390195363
>Powering a ship called the Odyessy with moons
>Last world possibly on the moon
Is this supposed to be some Apollo 13 reference or some shit?
>>390195481
4/10 for Lyn and Kirby
>photo mode
WOOW man just woow
>Snapchat mode
ZA WARUDO
>>390195481
Where is 0/10?
FLEENT STONES!?
UUUGHHH
MARIO'S NIPPLES
>>390195440
That's really your problem. Splatoon 2 and ARMS are both bretty gud and I've gotten lots of mileage out of Snipper Clips and Overcooked with friends too.
Probably buying Disgaea 5 Complete too desu
OH EXPLOITABLE
NIPPLES CONFIRMED
>Half Naked Mario
OH MY GOOOOOOD
MARIO NIPPLES
SMART PHONE WALLPAPER YOU GUYS
WE JUST SAW MARIO'S NIPPLES
smo looks really good
T-REX MARIO
>>390195428
Because Eliza, they look like a good time.
MARIO HAS NIPPLE'S
CONFIRMED
HOLY FUCK MARIO IN A SWIMSUIT LEWD
WHERE THOSE MARIO'S FUCKING NIPPLES?
SWIMSUIT MARIO
OH SHIT SCOOTER TRICKS
HERE WE GO
I genuinely cannot wait to play this.
>>390195616
deppest orle
prepare for the first 100 on metacritic
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
60 FPS
>60 FPS
FUCKING MARIO'S NIPPLES
>Shirtless Mario
>MARIO INSTAGRAM
I FUCKING HATE THIS GENERATION
>Mario dancing next to Pauline
Peach officially cucked
>things you've never done before
s-sex?
It's like nintendo forgot AC existed even though it's one of their most popular and beloved franchises. And when they do remember it exists, they just give us a shitty boardgame. I appreciated the free ACNL update but it's been almost 5 years. Please. Give us Animal Crossing for the Switch. A proper game too, not a fucking board game. And put love into it. Lots of love. No amiibo shilling like HHH. Please, Nintendo. I love it so much. The series holds a sacred place in my heart. Make a new AC game, and don't fuck it up. And make it soon.
JESUS CHRIST
>>390195204
It happened with Smash Bros 4
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES
>MARIO NIPPLES
MARIO NIPPLES CONFIRMED
IT'S THE SONG
WAIT DID THEY BOOSTED PAULINE'S TATS?
DOG CATCHING YOUR HAT
CUTE
GOING INTO PAINTINGS
MARIO 64
>>390195493
Nintendo never goes to TGS, you fucking idiot.
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>MARIO HAS NIPPLES
>>390195592
Indeed. They should showed this way earlier.
Mario has nipplels confirmed
PAULINE
WHAT IS THSI FUCKING GAME
>Go in paintings
MASAKA
>>390194772
thx
https://imgur.com/a/zKmPl
YOU CAN PLAY CATCH WITH PUPPERS!
>Mario's feet
AMRO
>Playing fetch with a dog using your hat
NINTENDO WINS
>Photo mode
ODYSSEY GOTY CONFIRMED
>amiboooo
loool
I really want this game
>>390195631
>frogpost mode
>>390195721
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Mario gets nipples
>Fire Emblem characters don't
Weird.
>10 27
shit
Can someone summarize what they showed for me? I got work in roughly 20 minutes.
So far all I heard was Minecraft 3ds, musou shit FE, and EOV demo
is odissey going to be the best platformer ever?
A GAME TO SURPASS BOTW????
CAN MARIO DO IT???
SMO BUNDLE
>Shirtless Mario
WEW LADDY
Wait what the fuck was that Lizard Mario?
Looks like shit
WE SPYRO NOW
>no animal crossing
its shit
WHERE IS ANIMAL CROSSING YOU SHIT
not bad desu
Oh lol I missed the entire thing
FUCKING NVIDIA ANSEL IN MARIO
I am so pissed off that wasn't in BoTW
this game looks life altering
Someone post the mario nipples I wasn't watching the video.
nintendo wonnered
>>390195348
It is 14 on japan now
No smash or animal crossing..
Fuck I need those red joy con
damn
another solid 10/10 direct
good job nintendo
glad I'm on the winning team with my switch
CLASSIC MARIO OUTFIT
Horizon Zero Dawn did the photo mode first btw
mario odyssey destroys anything sony shits out from their terrible studios
HOW DID HE GO INTO PAINTING
Mario looks super-rough, unpolished and clunky and all over the place mechanically.
Reminds me of Sonic Adventure.
The best thing about this direct was swole dedede.
THIS COMES OUT TEN DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY FUUUUUUCK
WHERE'S SMASH
>POST YFW YOU BOUGHT A SWITCH
IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
Jesus that was bad
At least it ended on a high note1
MARIO TITTIES
A
R
I
O
T
I
T
T
I
E
S
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
HE HAS NIPPLES
Wow its nothing
>>390195812
Doom and new wolfenstein for switch
thats about it.
I THOUGHT KAMIYA HAD SOMETHING FOR THIS
waste of time
holy shit i want odyssey now
welp, what a disappointment
ARRRRRRGGGJHHH
NOOOOO SMASH
>Odyssey Yassss Queen
NAKED MARIO CONFIRMED
>>390195812
Mario has nipples, everything else was dumb.
Mario saved this from being a shitshow.
Super Mario Odyssey is going to rival Super Mario 64.
>>390195737
CUTE!!! :3
Alright lads post your best groudon
>no smash news
FUCK
>NO SURPRISE ENDING
NO SURPRISE ENDING
>NO SURPRISE ENDING
NO SURPRISE ENDING
>NO SURPRISE ENDING
NO SURPRISE ENDING
>NO SURPRISE ENDING
NO SURPRISE ENDING
>tfw bought two neon red joycons
KILL ME NOW
>>390195819
Nintendo about to release two of the greatest games of this gen in a single year
>That was it
>THAT WAS IT
HE'S THE FUCKING M
Please clap.
>>390195854
You didn't miss anything
>>390195902
literally nothing
>no AC
JUST
LMAO NO MONSTER HUNTER XX
SONY
WINS
AGAY
so the whole point of this was to remind us about games that we already knew were coming out? fuck this
Damn, some of these nintendo games are actually pretty good looking, fuck. I'm a little worried bros. Can they even be stopped at this point?
Rate this fukin direct
Thank you nintendo for btfo the smash fags yet again
WJRHERE IS UFJCING SMASJH?
SMASH IS FINISHED
>>390195902
SMASH BTFO
please look forward to it
i got set up
i got jumped
>>390195893
The best thing about this direct is that it's over.
Let us never talk about it again.
>>390195812
shit ton of rpgs
doom and wolfenstein for switch
mario looks great
>>390195898
never ever
>I stayed home for this
I liked it more than usual.
I want a game on the level of quality as botw but with a shit ton of replay value.
God, I didn't think SMO couldn't look any better but it did again. Hyped for Dragon Quest too!
WHERE IS IT
>>390195892
(YOU)
>no real paper mario
>no real mario party
brb selling my switch
>>390187959
you lied to me
>that fucking dog catching hat
>post yfw Luigi is unlockable when you 100% with Mario and you have to play the whole game over with no differences again
where the fuck do you find the demos
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
some of those worlds they showed off for Odyssey looked cool as shit
Lots of good stuff but literally almost no surprises.
>no smash
>no bayonetta 1+2 port
>no bayonetta 3
>no okami hd
NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>390195818
it's going to be the best shitposting device for children the month it comes out, is what it'll be
nothing more substantial than that
Super Mario Odyssey looks more and more insane with every reveal.
Usually I disagree but... This was genuinely nothing.
We knew literally all of this, except maybe a few third party games. What the fuck?
>>390195902
How much were you guys honestly expecting from this direct? Calm your tits
>Half naked mario with visible nipples
>Buff DDD with pecs and strong arms
wew lad Nintendo is doing the lord's work
>>390195986
Not deserving of even a 0/10
HOLY FUCK IT'S MARIOS OVERALLS COLOR SCHEME FROM THE 80'S
IS THIS HOW SONIC FAGS FELT LIKE WHEN SONIC MANIA CAME OUT
>it's over
Why do they even bother with these kinds of directs? I miss being excited for them.
>>390195902
FEELS GOOD
>SMASHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Guess i'm not buying a switch this year
>hardware bundle
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAIT
FUCK YOOOOUUUUUUU NINTENDO
THE ONLY THING WORTH BUYING WAS SKYRIM WTF
>>390195904
>>390195903
>>390195913
>>390195921
>>390195932
>>390195935
>>390195956
>>390195964
>>390195968
Woah... So this... is the power... of Sonyshills...
>Fucking nothing: The Direct
I can't believe I spent time watching this shit than doing something actually important
>go on eshop
>no project what his name
?????
>>390195902
>he bought a Switch before the Odyssey bundle
>>390195986
4/10, Buff Dedede and third party support was nice, but some more new games and maybe Smash would have been nice.
what a fucking waste of time
>>390195964
no fucking way, I don't believe it
>>390195720
AC is made by the splatoon team, who have been pretty busy. I'm sure an AC game is coming, but it's probably still very early in development.
>>390195902
>>390195902
HOLY SHIT ODYSSEY WON GAME OF THE YEAR
IT'S FUCKING OVER
SONY IS BANKRUPT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
>>390195849
No.
Doom
Wolfenstein
Mario
Me like
>>390195986
Boring as fuck. Only the Octo game looks good.
>>390195880
Delusional Nintenigger
WOW
IT'S
LITERALLY NOTHING
>LITERALLY NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
F I N I S H E D
>some shovelware, shit we already knew about and third-party ports
Garbage
WHERES THE PLATINUM REVEAL
oh I missed it
someone gimme the tl;dr
WHY do Nintendo think anyone even fucking uses photo mode with budget Photoshop
Seriously the amount of resources and space it takes up; they did it in Smash too and no one fucking uses it
Video games are for indoors, not even the Japanese are autistic enough to post their gay ass Mario shit online
Fuck
NO SMASH PORT, NO BAYONETTA 1&2 PORT NO ANIMAL CROSSING.
What a horrible time we live in.
>>390195986
7/10. But I had low as fuck expectations, and the mario oddysey has got me a bit emotional
IT WAS SHIT
ADMIT IT NINTENDORKS FUCKING ADMIT IT
>>390195721
PANIC
Why do people want another animal crossing anyway, it's just more of the same boring ads shit. Fishing, bugs, and not being able to fuck Vesta.
>>390195986
7/10
SMASH NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Delete this thread. Lets pretend it never happened, right?
>>390195956
Mario Odyssey was the surprise ending.
wow 0/10
>Not even a zelda DLC trailer
Just...why?
>>390196121
GOTTEM
>>390195902
I'll be buying one later this year and will be able to comment on how disappointed I am with it then.
>>390196082
Nah man I'm loving my Switch, but we've learned absolutely nothing new.
>people actually thought they were going to announce a new smash
JAPAN CONFIRMED PHANTASY STAR 2 FOR SWITCH
odyssey looks great but i was really hoping for w101 or smash 4 for switch
>>390196154
Doom and wolfenstein
>>390195986
6/10
+Octopath
+Xenoblade 2
+Kirby
-Everything else
>>390195885
no it didn't you liar nintendo did everything first including all the BOTW mechanics
If LA Noire is coming to switch, does that mean there's a chance GTAV or Max Payne 3 will be coming too?
0/10
>>390196118
And it's only a pixel art bravely default
>>390196126
ITS FUCKING NOTHING.
WAOH
>>390196084
like going on 4chan right?
ninendo won again
EVERY TIME
nothing
>That L.A. Noire announcement
I'm glad the game hasn't been completely forgotten.
>>390195481
>112 votes
>no 9/10
SMASHFAGS BTFO
>>390195986
2/10, DOOM is awesome and Odyssey continues to look better and better. Everything else was abysmal.
SMASHFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHA
>Mario nipples
I didn't see shit you lying faggots
>tfw I got a PS4 so that I could play Wolfenstein II
WHY DO YOU WANT SMASH THIS MUCH?
DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OTHER GAMES?
5/10 exclusively for mario and kirby, everything else was shit or even lowered my opinion of the game like Xenoblade 2's segment
FUCCCCCCCCCCCK WHY DID I BUY A PS4 FUCCCCCCCCCK
>>390195986
5
Mario saved the direct for me.
>>390196082
It's okay when Nintendo rehases games
5/10
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SMASH PORT WITH NEW CHARACTERS?
LYN TRAILER WHEN?
How does nintendo keep getting away with it?
RIP Smash
Animal Crossing is getting a mobage, this direct is about 3DS and Switch games.
>>390195986
2/10 Nothing interesting
>>390196046
Who fucking thought that A octopath was not vaporware
Wolfenstein was ever coming?
Or fucking Doom!
>>390196082
Fuck off nigger, it was a disappointment, I already knew all this shit, the only thing that surprised me was the bethesda garbage and dq builder and only the latter one was a positive surprise.
Did Xenoblade 2 take up the most time?
>>390196248
Only if you buy this game, otherwise we'l-I mean rockstar will never make a game for the Switch again :^)
>>390196154
we have pretty solid evidence switch will cause sony's game division to fall off the market
>LA Noire
what is this i dont even
45 minutes of re-iterating shit we already knew.
>>390196245
wait really?
that's cool as fuck actually
>>390196293
Dude it was announced by Rockstar last week. It's getting a Vive port and a PS4/XB1 port as well.
>>390195986
6/10. The rpgs, third party, and mario was the only good parts.
>>390196216
>DOOM and Wolfenstein
>Octopath Traveler
>Xenoblade 2
>New Mario worlds and transformations
You faggots literally want like 5 new games for Switch announced every direct
5/10, mario, kirby and that one rpg seems cool
>>390195986
4/10 nothing exciting
>>390196108
Wait, it is? No wonder I like Splet so much. That being said, MAKE THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY. PLEASE. I LOVE ACNL BUT I'VE PUT OVER 5,800 HOURS INTO IT. I'M DONE. I'M SO TIRED OF THE FUCKING GAME. IT'S AN AMAZING GAME BUT I COULD NAVIGATE MY TWO TOWNS WITH MY EYES CLOSED.
Complete dogshit. Xenoblade 2 just looks like generic anime and I already played Ultra SuMo a year ago. Didn't care about smash because it's already on my 3ds. The worst part is that only Lyn got revealed for FE warriors and there are fags out there happy with that just because she's a waifu with an appealing design.
Odyssey looks good though, can't lie about that.
W-what Doom? I missed that
>>390196051
>NINTENDOMINATION GE BTFO SONYGGERS
>Guys, we told you not to get excited
Embarrassing
>>390196440
Then I've been living under a rock lately.
Regardless, still happy.
Wii U 2.0
>Alliance Alive coming West
We got something good out of this
>>390196138
>some shovelware
That RPG from the guys who did Bravely Default looks pretty cool. Gives me DQIV/Live-A-Live vibes. It wasn't all awful.
>4 headlines games, and it was 3 fucking rpg including that annoying as hell Square Enix Shovelware.
Sometimes Nintendo pulls off amazing Ndirects and sometimes they are the most annoying shit possible.
>>390196082
They got ass blasted into Ultra space.
>>390196539
doom and wolfenstein
Mario looks fun as fuck. Octopath looked interesting. Lyn in FE Warriors is good.
Apart from that, what the fuck did I just waste 45 minutes of my time for?
>>390196462
Not him but what apart of Doom is remotely interesting in there?
>Didn't even announce any big titles
Wew
wow it is fucking nothing braaap
The minecraft on 3ds looks comfy af but it came dumb late....
>>390196245
>>390196429
>Excited for ports
I'm sorry.
Where
the
fuck
is
Smash
Fucking DOOM and Wolfestein
Really expected some kind of surprise at the very end. Why did you guys hype me up
Still there was some cool stuff
>>390196616
Alliance Alive
>>390195668
POST YFW NINTENDO USHERS THE INDUSTRY IN A GLORIOUS JAPANESE REVOLUTION AND BRINGS US OUT OF THIS WESTRASH DONINATED DARK AGE
^________^
>>390196462
>Doom
>Wolfenstein II
>actually thinking about getting inferior versions of these games instead of on powerful platforms or PC
ISHYGDDT
>>390196512
>5,800 hours
>into animal crossing
Nigga that's like 3, 4 hours a day. What the fuck are you okay?
>>390196647
newfig
>>390195986
I expected nothing, so 8/10
>More 2dses
WHY??? Especially with the easier to break darned clam-shell design...
I do wonder if they recentlly announced a new batch of NES Classics just to deflect criticism they got from the last insulting message about stopping them, having "limited resources," being "sorry," etc and then announcing the 1st claim-shell New 2DS within the same time.
Oh well, we all know they are going to fuck up the NES Classic re-release.
>>390196692
>Fucking Doom*
Fixed it
So who else is buying Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on their Nintendo Switch!?
>>390195986
Etrian Odyssey/10
>>390196462
>DOOM and Wolfenstein
Literally 10 seconds each, and who cares about stuff literally everyone has already played?
>Octopath Traveler
Yeah that looks cool, but the tutorial trailers are fucking shit.
>Xenoblade 2
That voice actor killed everything for me.
>New Mario worlds and transformations
It's launching next month, I honestly could've done without that information
>>390196670
>no third party support
>NINTENDO DOOMED SINCE 85
>third party support
>WHO CARES ABOUT PORTS?
>>390195986
8 for Octo, XC2, Dragon Quest Builders Kirby and SMO. Didn't care about the 3DS stuff but that was expected.
I think this was easily the worst direct ever
>>390196692
>>390196615
The new ones?
>>390196821
t. todd
>>390196817
If you haven't played Doom on PC already you're a retard
Is the Octopath Traveler demo live yet!?
>no Animal Crossing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhkYIc4WlAc
>>390196884
Yeah
>>390196867
>Excited for ports
>>390196884
Yea d44m and the new wolfenstein
>tfw tempted by wedding dress peach
>>390196767
>Not wanting to RIP AND TEAR and Literally Punch Nazi Assholes on the go
Found the gay
>>390196867
>WHO CARES ABOUT PORTS?
You, apparently.
>>390196118
This
>>390196039
>>no smash
>>no bayonetta 1+2 port
>>no bayonetta 3
>>no okami hd
>NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY
Wait for the January 2018 Direct
When are they going to put surprises on directs again
>>390196821
I'm sorry Todd..
>>390196171
Doom on switch blasts your cynical ass!
Im litteraly laughing my ass!
>>390196978
Not yet from what I'm seeing.
>>390195724
That's different, the pii u was on life support already by that point
>>390196965
To be honest I'm surprised the switch can run those games, unless it drains the battery like a bitch
>>390197039
>>390197002
My dick
so pokemon sun/moon is literally same map but just different story? They just put a couple of new little areas and thats it....
>Mipha amiibo actually looks decent enough
TAKE MY MONEY!
I have never played Doom before
can't wait to emulate these games on my pc 2bh
What does everyone think of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 so far?
>>390196783
He's European, he meant 5.8 hours
They better give Doom and Wolfenstein gyro
I love Phancussion
>>390197252
same tbqhwymfd
>>390197203
So were Black 2 and White 2
So the moba thing was true, it was just not Mario based?
>Doom
>Wolfenstein
Why are you guys getting excited for downgraded ports? You think the Switch of all things is gonna be able to run DOOM good enough? Fuck, even KIRBY had noticeable dips in the direct.
FUCKING. KIRBY.
>>390197203
Is Pokemon sun your first pokemon or something
>>390197252
>emulate a portable console
wew
So what'd I miss?
I was just watching it late but I guess they pulled the video, I was up to xnoblade 2
>>390197000
>000
Don't kill yourself buddy, we'll get a trailer next year in May or October and the game will come out on October 1st of 2020.
>>390197165
I NEED IT!
>>390197353
BW2 were god-tier but that's because BW only needed minor fixes to be good. SM needs a lot more than the stuff BW2 added.