Witcher TV show

He's a great actor and I like seeing him on screen, but Geralt seems too emotionally detached so it might be a waste of his talents. Irregardeless I'd watch it.

So long as he re-enacts the spa bathtub scene, hell yes.

>>390138769
lol

>>390138764
I feel like he maybe able to pull it off but geralt in the books is also bit less robotic tha the games

>>390138626
>black eyes
literally didn't even look at a single reference image of the character, typical cashgrab series, into the trash it goes

>>390139619
that image is from Taboo

>>390139619
You fucking retard, ever heard of contacts?also geralt in the books(which the Tv show is going to be based off) had black eyes so fuck off

>>390138626
Well, he is a big guy

>>390139619

>not understanding that the movie hasn't even been cast yet, even after reading the OP.
>immediately dismisses beloved series based on one picture from a different film under false pretenses.

The true embodiment of /v/ today.

>huhmmhuhum drowners gotta be mhmmhmhmm

>>390138626
The cast isn't even announced yet you cummuncher, also not vidya, fuck off.

>>390138626
I thought Geralt was casted already? Isn't it the guy who played Jaimie "Watch us bangin', 3-Eyed Raven" Lannister?

>>390138764
>Geralt seems too emotionally detached so it might be a waste of his talents

has thom hardee ever shown one iota of emotion in a role

>>390140107
Check out Bronson.
He plays the absolute madman Charles Bronson there.

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>>390138626

To get back to the OP, he could pull it off. The thing is that players unfamiliar with the series (that only played the games) will not really understand Geralt's reasons for not getting involved in many situations, or not being a force for "good". The writers may also actually get mislead at points as well, because they have to choose to follow one of two methods.

It's a really rocky kind of situation, seeing as the games are what most people are familiar with and in the games you can choose Geralt's path. Canonically Witcher's are the great neutral ambassadors. They are not one way or the other in most squabbles. Geralt obviously being an anomaly that retains witcher ideals when it suits him/when it is convenient without actually retaining them.

The issue i see is them making him a true neutral path in the movie, when for Geralt this isn't the case. The actor also needs to understand this or the movie will flop.

TL;DR: The cast and writers need to understand exactly what/who the hell Geralt is. Unfortunately who the hell Geralt is may be lost on the "normie" fans of the series, as they don't have insight into exactly who he is themselves, because they choose his path.

>>390140327

To add, just for people who wonder why is this a problem:

Fans may be disappointed because they believe Geralt is a certain way because they made him a certain way (you may think this won't happen but pls.)

The other issue is that the writers may understand this and abandon Geralt's character to better suit the playerbase. This will obviously cause other problems.

The reason why the expectation of neutrality may exist for players of the game is due to them thinking that Geralt is supposed to be neutral, and through gameplay the player can shape Geralt, while this isn't the case. So they have an expectation that he will be Neutral in the movie, which is just mislead.

Ok, im done now, back under the rock I go.

>>390140550
If you think Geralt is not gonna be mr good guy always making the best choice out of all situations you're stupid and have never watched television before.

>>390141054

Yeah, that's my point, it's a fucking problem and the writers and cast need to understand who Geralt actually is.

The actor doesn't matter if they don't understand the core material. Which they probably won't. It's a damned shame what will probably happen.

>>390141293
I'm fine with it though because I'm part of the percentage that has never read the books and always picked the best "good" choices in the game. I just wanna see fucked up choices amongst the side characters.

>>390142179

That's fine for you to do, after all it is a game, that's your prerogative. The thing is that you know that you're choosing these good choices. You'd be surprised (or not) to know that a lot of people actually believe that the character is a certain way because they said he is in the game. That's the stupid part.

>>390138764
Most if his roles are emotionally detached, he is the perfect guy for geralt

I think he's a little too young

someone between 40-50 would be better, like mads

>>390142771
>Mads as Geralt
>Hardy as Letho
Yes please.

>>390140107
Bronson

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>>390142771
This guy gets it.

>>390139995
nononono, you are lying!

>>390143290
it's by the books

>>390142771
actually Geralt is grey but no very old looking
refer to his description
he is more like that guy from LOTR minus handsomeness

>Netflix
>being able to afford a A list actor

You people are retarded

>>390143419
>>390143290
>>390142771

Mads is the correct choice for Geralt.

I'm actually worried about the casting more than anything else.

inb4 cheesy Aragorn style """hero""" Geralt

>tfw Jennifer Connelly is old and ragged now and can't play the perfect Yennefer

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>>390143838
Yen must be very young. Yeah.

>>390143775
>Aragorn style """hero""" Geralt
that's the most scary thing that might happen. Probably will happen, can't wait for lighthearted witcher tales.

>>390139724
Are you fucking stupid? In the books the cat eyes are a witcher trait.

>>390139724
>also geralt in the books(which the Tv show is going to be based off) had black eyes so fuck off

Literally

WHAT

mmm agh
i have a use for you

>>390143838
any bets on "producer" not getting it and will make Yen ragged and MATURE?

Netflix fucked up too many things recently, so I don't trust they make good Witcher show

>2017
>Geralt in a movie
>Not black female

>>390138764
>Irregardless
Why

>>390138626
Delaney posting is pretty big on /tv/ lately
I have no idea why
But in response to your thread
Hmmmm.

>>390142771
I dont know man, there is a huge time difference between the first witcher book and TW3 so he might be a bit too old

>>390139794
for you

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KURWA

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>>390145265
best be careful now

>>390144982
they already said the series' central theme is
"an unconventional family in a world full of bigotry" so it's guaranteed to be a train wreck

>>390145819
oh for fuck's sake

>>390138626
>he looked pretty decent in taboo
BE VERY
VERY
CAREFUL NOW

>>390145918
>The Witcher stories follow an unconventional family that comes together to fight for truth in a dangerous world
to be precise

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>>390145819
Tfw when you realize this show might be a low budget SJW tier bullshit, I really shouldn't get my hopes up should i?

>>390138626
Madds, fucker. Any other choice is basically saying "look at me, I'm stupid".

>>390138626
He's like 5'8 lol. So no

>>390146303
still sounds stupid as fuck to be honest

>>390139995

As much as I adore Nikolaj, I doubt he'd be the right fit for Geralt..

>>390146438
Just make every other cunt shorter

>>390144085
You can already be "hero geralt" in the game more or less with some dick sarcasm on the side

>>390146420
Too old for the story as it stars of with the first book, would have been perfect if its was around TW3 timeline

>>390146663
>Thinking they'll base it off the book no one has read and not the games everyone is familiar with

>>390146303
Well it's a pretty vague description that could fit with certain parts of the saga.
Still, coming together to fight for truth sounds really fucking lame.

>>390146543
It will look too obvious. They'll have to shoot all these weird angles to try and make it work. Ever watch Flyweight men fight in the UFC? Ridiculous little midgets zipping around. They're all fucking killers but you just can't take any of them seriously because they look like buff children.

Does it ever give Geralt's height? I imagine he's at least 6'2 because he towers over Peons all the time. If Hardy is 5'8 then everyone else needs to be like 5'3-5'4

>>390146663
Geralt doesn't really age much during the stories, he's already nearly hundred at the start

>>390138626
JUST CAST GERALT, YOU CUNT
HE'S A BIT OLD NOW THOUGH SO JUST MAKE IT MORE STORY FOCUSED THAN FIGHTY
EVEN THEN, YOU COULD JUST GET A DOUBLE CUNT TO DO IT AND MAKE IT LOOK ALL FANCY LIKE
I'M NOT WATCHING IT OTHERWISE
YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT OF EVERYTHING
F O O K

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>>390138626
Don't know who Geralt will be, but I've found the perfect Yennefer.

>>390146739
Of course you can describe the books that way if you REALLY wanted, but it's pretty telling that this is their take away.
It's guaranteed they'll crank the muh bigotry shit to eleven.

>>390146303
So it's about Geralt, Ciri and Yen mostly? They're sort of a family

>>390146303
Netflix shows seem to actually choose to follow the same multicultural inclusive crap that the BBC has to do but they do it by choice
Literally everything I watch on Netflix I end up making dumb /tv/ and /pol/ shitposting jokes in my head and it takes me right out of the show
I was watching the Omen spoof, Little Evil movie the other day and he had two black guys on either side of him talking about his life and I just thought that was nothing, although I cracked a whole "wtf I love black people now." In my head, but then later when another best friend was a lesbian who was extremely unfunny and the midget character, who nobody makes jokes about being a midget, it all just fell apart for me.
Also in Ozark, which is a great show. Making the FBI agent gay and he talks to the Redneck while fishing about his partner, I don't give a shit about any of that, but then he asks him about the his ex gf and he says, no way man it was a guy, but I only fuck dudes who wanna get fucked. The character was too smug and he's meant to be a great FBI agent and he's just blowing his investigation by needlessly pissing offended ignorant people, but the plot will allow it I guess
I hate noticing this shit in every Netflix show and can't enjoy them at all now, the only thing from Netflix without this crap is F is For Family and Castlevania

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> cast best girl

>>390143596
He and the rest of the wolf school guys are all looking late 30s early 40s in the games but geralt is in his 90s according to the beginning dialogue with vesemir outside the inn in white orchard. So with how long witchers live Id say that sounds aroubd right if its hes almost 100. Vesemir is in his 400s and he looks like a mid 60 year old.

>>390146905
Stop watching interracial pr0n

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>>390146752
Ragnar is a decent choice and he isn't too short either(still only 6 foot though)

>>390146915
Guess we'll see. No matter what the show ends up being I honestly wouldn't care for it very much anyway, I still have plenty of witcher material to go through.

>>390146905
Fuck off

>>390147103

Too Scand looking to be Geralt.

>>390146716
Ever thought about looking up facts before spewing random bullshit retard? Its based off the books and the author plays a huge part in it

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>>390138626
MMHMMM a company man you say? mhmmmmmm

>>390147178
>>390146905
> is promiscous and cucks geralt when he's not around
> has black hair and blue eyes and pale skin
> choker
literally Yennefer

I dont give a fuck what Geralt looks like, I just want more Witcher tv episodes, I fucking loved the original series.

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>>390147040

>>390147307
Hell she even cucks him when he is around. Poor Geralt really made a bad choice with that wish.

>>/tv/

>>390147239
Geralt is a "Nordling" he's supposed to look like that

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>>390147239
Lol he is Australian but we can change the eye and make him look older and more rugged like in the later seasons

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>>390147274

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>>390147040

>>390146438
In the books he is 5'7 you fucking retard

>>390138626
Christopher Lambert

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>>390147654
Oh shit, i'm actually OK with this.

>>390147610
Nordling is just a Nifgaardian word for everything north of Nilfgaard dummy. Similar how Romans called all non-Romans barbarians, regardless of their actual culture or geographical position. Temeria, Redania and all the other kingdoms have middle-European climate, Skellige and presumably the countries further north, like Kovir, are more Scandinavian

>>390138626
mads would be the best geralt.

>>390147654
Photoshop bros give this lass some eyeshadow and a scar to look like this plz!
>>390147852

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Confirmed

>>390148564
God no

>>390143419
heres the problem
Mads is to fucking handsome to play geralt

Geralt is supposed to look like a mutant

>>390138626
What?
Witcher already had a TV show and a movie.
It was fucking boring.

>>390138764
>Irregardeless
Heres your reply

>>390138626
How is it /v/ related? I mean, its a tv series, not a game. Did you create the same thread in /lit/ just because Witchu franchise started with books? What about /out/? There's a Witcher School camp in Poland after all.

>>390147264
That doesn't matter, shows are made to make money, the money is in the games not the books.

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>>390140107
The Take

>>390148958
Just look up what its based off they literally confirmed it

>>390148958
One, you are objectively wrong since it being based on books have been confirmed a long time ago and two, it doesn't matter what it is actually based on. The games already made people care about characters, they will want to see more of them regardless of which story it will exactly be based on. It's not like there are that big differences between characterization in games and books anyway.

>>390138764
>but Geralt seems too emotionally detached
what? have u ever read the books?

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>>390138626
Tom hardy is a good choice for literally anything.
Thats the one guy I'd go full homo with.

>>390148647
>he thinks witcher tv series will get an ugly lead
are u daft

>>390141054
Dunno, the success of stuff like Breaking Bad and GoT shows that people long for edgelords.

>>390149621
i dont think they will do it

i think they SHOULD do it

>>390147654
yep, thats a match

>>390147629
>Lol he is Australian

It's almost as if genetic lines can actually move around and away from the areas where they developed.

>>390146626
dick sarcasm is a book thing, and being a "hero" is also a book thing
tw3 is closest to the books geralt than first game

>>390150156
You retard plenty of anglos look like that too

>>390149490
>The games are 'based' on the books tho. Enjoy being wrong in a few years

>>390146969
yeah the gay plot was really a let down for the series and was pretty shittily done, first he almost beats the guy to a pulp and then goes fuck him?

mhmmm nootka on /v/

mhmm

>>390145265
be veeeeeery careful now

>>390139995
>>390146496
He's under contract not to play any roles similar to Jaime Lannister. So if it has a sword and a fantasy world, then no.

>>390147040
adult Ciri won't be in the show

>>390138626
His only problem is that he is a manlet while geralt should be at least normal height if not a bit taller.

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Wait, is the Netflix thing going to be a movie? i thought it was announced as a series.

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Got bored. I'm open to better suggestions

>>390155405
you have to blackwash at least 5 of these characters.
who would you choose /v/?

>>390148647
Mutants can still look handsome, just mutated/different from humans.

I'm pretty sure Geralt looked generally handsome or at least normal, but it was his long white hair, cat eyes, scars and pale complexion that scared people. In terms of actual facial structure/body he was pretty much fine.

There's a reason he still bangs women. They're the ones who can ignore the scars and witcher features, hence why a ton of the sorceresses want a piece of him.

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>>390149686
Steve Buscemi

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>>390145162
>>390148795

>>390156532
There you go
Fucking Grade A geralt right here

>>390156480
All of them. Go full blacksploitation.

Call it "The Wizzitcher"

>>390156841
kek

>>390138626
He was perfect in taboo, but is completely the wrong role for Geralt. Geralt needs a bit older look who can act like a douche but also has plenty of moments of genuine kindness. Tom Hardy is permanently locked into broody, grouchy Lord Byron-mode.

>>390155405
I agree with you blacksailsfag, Zach McGowan would be great as Geralt and I'm all for more Luke Arnold too.

>>390157807
Luke Arnold really deserves more roles. His John Silver was great and through that he's shown he's got the charisma to play someone like Dandelion

>>390146905
Who's this?

>>390159910
evelyn claire

mmm
yes

>>390149543
No, but I know that Witchers undergo a process that removes their emotions so it would follow that they are emotionally detached. Somehow they have gay love interests shoehorned in though so that virgins can have waifus.

>>390149038
My nigga I can never get a Take thread on /tv/. Damn shame his character dies and his son murders his other son.

>>390160348
Be very careful

>>390155405
>Katie McGrath

Shame about those tits

>>390140107

That movie about the bootlegging group of brothers. The name of it escapes me right now and I don't care enough to google the name, though it was an -okay- film.

>>390155405
You're just picking actors who look like the in game characters, not ones who would actually fit the role best, which is WAY more important. Movies should never be cast on looks alone.

Although I do agree that Rufus would make an excellent Emhyr

>>390160418
>Witchers undergo a process that removes their emotions

I'm 99% sure this is propaganda/a myth spread by random people, considering Witchers are often hated and feared by regular townsfolk.

In both the books and the games there are multiple instances of Geralt going through emotional turmoil or in general just having emotions. There is no way he doesn't have them, and if there's any truth to that statement, then maybe their emotions are dulled, but definitely not gone.

Did you see the scene of Geralt finding Ciri in TW3? He's definitely showing and feeling emotions there.

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>>390143838
Fuck you homo I love that woman and the only thing wrong was her exercisimg too much ruining them tits but that face is perfect.

>ywn give her a fat cup of piss

>>390140107
SHALOM ARFUR SHALOM

>>390138626
Mads Mikkelsen would be better

>>390146663
At the start of the first book he's nearly 60, I think.

>>390160765
Geralt literally tells people that he has had his emotions removed. So unless he is telling people that ironically then I would believe that it is true.
His character is a self-insert and about as shallow as a male version of Bella or whoever from the Twilight series.

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>>390160969

She is one of the most underrated beauties of our time, my dude. She is hard dick material for eternity.

>>390160695
Lawless was an ace film m8. Nick Cave does a hell of a soundtrack.

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>>390161201
it's just a prank guys Geralt wasn't really sad here

>>390160719
I'm not a casting agent tbf and I can't audition these people, so the best I have to go off is looks and previous work to judge their capability as an actor.

I can try and provide my reasoning behind some of the choices if you want:

Geralt - Zach's acting in Black Sails was pretty solid imo playing a tough but sometimes complex character, as well as having some experience in fight sequences in swordfighting.

Dandelion - Luke Arnold's role as John Silver in Black Sails - great charisma to play Dandelion

Yen - Janet's work as the lead of Salem shows she's a good actress and looks perfect imo, as well as being a better age than other suggestions I've seen

Triss - Her acting's improved a lot recently in stuff like To The Bone, and appearance wise she's pretty close to book Triss (age is perfect like Yen)

Cahir - Haven't seen him in a while but his acting in Skins was pretty on point for such a young actor, as well as his role in The Musketeers

Milva - Also Black Sails - her Anne Bonny showed she's a solid actress and capable of playing a more tough/badass female role

Bonhart - Lars is also a great actor and has a ton of experience, as well as being perfect appearance wise. He's done both roles as an intimidating persona and action.

Vilgefortz - Also solid actor with experience and the looks.

Colm Feore - same as above

Philippa - same as above

Emhyr - same as above

>>390161798

Yeah, the atmosphere/soundtrack was pretty great, and Hardy does a convincing " I'll merk u m8 " but Shia Lepoof does his typical overacting yelly crap a bit too much.

>>390161201
doesn't he say that just to get peasants to stop trying to reduce his wage with sob stories?

>>390161201
I think as usual the truth lies somewhere inbetween. The process deadens them but does not kill them.

>>390138626
Tom Hardy is a good actor and will probably do a great job, but he does not look like Geralt. Not even hot-dad Geralt from 3.

>>390161908
The good thing is that Shia acts like a little shitstain throughout the entire film and I never once felt like I was supposed to like him. It made him more tolerable than usual.

>>390161201
Then I think he's lying.

Seriously, have you played the games and seen some of the scenes? He definitely has emotions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjZlQpbT58I

When he thinks Ciri is dead his legs go weak and he has to sit down, and you can see the sadness in his eyes before he leans over and probably sobs into his lap. Then he picks up her body and hugs her, rocking back and forth.

Either he was acting and pretending to be emotionally distraught for no reason or he has emotions.

>>390140107
SHUTYOURFUCKINGMOUTH

>>390161908
Not that anon but Shia's only good movies are Even Stevens movie, the autism Disney movie, Disturbia, and Transformers.

I like Disturbia the most because it embody the feeling of the 2000's perfectly while it may be a remake of Rear Window which is vastly superior it does the slice of life stuff better tgen kinda rushes the murder subplot whilst Rear Window blended both perfectly.

>>390162131

Yeah, I think I may actually go rewatch it now, anon.

>>390162328

>leaving out Holes

Look, I know it's just a kid's film, but it's actually pretty decent.

>>390162341
You and me both, I've got the hankering now. Enjoy your movie night, m8.

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>>390161201
It's a lie, written down in the hate manifest "Monstrum, or a Portrayal of Witchers" to justify the mass killings of the witchers.

Geralt plays with this and often uses the supposedly stripped emotions as a knockout argument, especially when dealing with contract givers.

pic related - Geralt having emotions

>>390161037

lmao

>>390162440
I always forget Holes existed for some reason.

>Mister Sir is actually a tranny retard

Really forward thinking on the writer's part.

>>390162828
>actually a tranny retard
lmao what, how the fuck did you get that
he just has an embarrassing feminine first name

>>390162629
Geralt is a giant pussy whipped faggot in TW3. Him showing emotions in that game hardly counts. If he had 0 emotions then the story wouldn't be as compelling, so they had to make these emotional moments.

He looks much more like Olgierd than Geralt desu

>>390162828

>Somethin' wrong with my face? HUH?!
>I think I'm kinda purdy, don't you?!

>>390162208
That scene is great. He even does that "looking around the room in denial" thing that you do when you find your dog dead or something. It fits Geralt perfectly.

>>390138626
I can't watch anything with big guy because I feel a compulsive need to constantly stroke my dick when he's on screen.

>>390162992
He also feels emotion in the books

It is literally lore that the no emotions thing you read is bullshit propaganda written by a sorcerer

Vesemir literally writes "Contrary to popular opinion, we are not soulless. True, witchers are trained and genetically adjusted in order to better control their emotions. Indeed, purging all human feelings would probably be possible. It is said that some witchers even underwent such a process, but either the results were unsatisfactory, or the whole thing ended with some unpleasantness best left unmentioned."

They still have emotions, they just control them better when necessary.

>>390162986
>I didn't know Marion was a man's name?
>It ain't
>has some weird fixation on girl scouts and refers to the kids as girls multiple times while trying to maintain some superiority based on masculinity

You can infer either he's actually a wtm tranny or his parents liked Johnny Cash and figured Sue was too mainstream.

mmhm nootka

>>390163912

That doesn't make him a tranny at all though. It just means he is projecting because of his insecurities.

>>390163912
I always assumed it was a "Boy Named Sue" situation. He's just saying he was given a girl's name and enjoys calling kids he knows don't have the backbone to stand up to him a bunch of faggots.

>>390161201
From 'Blood of Elves':

"Who do you want to deceive, Geralt? Me? Her? Or maybe yourself? Maybe you don't want to admit the truth, a truth everyone knows except you? Maybe you don't want to accept the fact that human emotions and feelings weren't killed in you by the elixirs and Grasses!"

In 'Sword of Destiny' it's also made abundantly clear that Geralt harbours love for Yennefer. There's a short story literally just focused on their relationship and his emotional reactions to certain events that unfold.

>>390138626
Hhhhmmmm

>>390164071
>>390164262
It's a book so it's open to interpretation on the reader so everyone is going to have different views or imagine it differently.

Why can't we be this pleasant about video games?

>>390138626
don't expect some A-list actors for a video game adaptation tv series

>>390164569

I actually try to be this pleasant about video games, but people still just le epik greentext shitpost when I present alternate opinions. I don't pretend to understand why, so I just try to ignore them and focus on people who actually do want to talk about stuff in constructive ways.

>>390147826
Came here to write this. His speech patterns are pretty good for the role.
Probably a bit too geriatric now though.

>>390164569
the average age of this board is significantly lower than that of people who read or watched Holes when it first came out
on /v/ you're generally arguing with literal children

Geralt should be played by Vin Diesel, the last witch hunter.

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Bookfags:

Just read the first book, it was decent.

Will the second be better? Be honest.

>>390164895

This is precisely why I try to completly ignore low effort shitposting.

>urge to violently reject what was just said
>pause to think
>oh, it's probably a dumbass teenager, just move on

Improves my board experience greatly.

>>390155405
Other than James Cosmo as Vesimir this is total garbage

>>390146969
yeah, it's really fucked
even when they're not being very preachy about it, it's noticeable and you're constantly reminded of the fact that Netflix makes a conscious policy-level effort to make the casts more 'diverse'
it really takes away from the enjoyment

>>390146969
>midget character, who nobody makes jokes about being a midget,
Not everybody is a teenager.

>>390143838
she looks nowhere near as bitchy as Yen is supposed to

>>390138626
hardy is too young to play geralt as we know him

maybe young geralt though

>>390155405
hey I thought of Kroll when I saw Lambert too

>>390148564
please no

>>390165758
Where are people getting this "Geralt is an old man" meme from? He's maybe 10-20 years older in 3, but he's not old by any means.

>>390166298
geralt is nearly a hundred years old man

>>390165292
Very constructive.

Not even Dandelion?

I could understand small problems with each of the choices but Dandelion's one is pretty much flawless to me.

>>390160630
jesus christ they hang lower my balls

I don't think Philippa has any proper sex scenes so we should be good

>>390138937
>geralt in the books
You mean in your imagination?

>>390167261
Vesemir is 600 years old, and he was still as dexterous as ever. 100 years old is nothing in witcher-years.

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>>390143419
>>390148647
Mads is perfect for the role. Throw in the creepy eyes and two big ass scars on his face, then you have a proper witcher.

mmhm a piece of land mhhhmmmh

>>390156495
>There's a reason he still bangs women.
And the reason is that the witchers are sterile.

>>390138626
For you

>>390138626
I always thought he would make a good Olgierd.

>>390171581
Sorceresses are also sterile, they still wanna bang him. I'm pretty sure there's more to it anyway than just pregnancy risk, he's still attractive.

I'm not even sure if most common folk know that witchers are sterile desu

>>390173247
>I'm not even sure if most common folk know that witchers are sterile desu
Women certainly do.
Among them it might be a single most well-known thing about the witchers.

>>390139619
What sort of a dumb motherfucker are you

OP is talking about possible cast choices, noones been picked yet for Geralt, production hasnt started, and you actually thought thats a still from the set?

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THEY WORK FOR THE WITCHER, THE CAT EYED MAN

GERALT?

AYE

>>390140107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMRPDOBNA20
Rocknrolla