QUESTION

>I accidentally bought the Sonic Mania: Collector's Edition while I was high
DUDE WEED LOL

>>390122302
Why should Amazon have to eat the loss because of your stupidity? Fuck off retard.

>>390122302
More like chronic mania

>>390122302
IF you used the game code of course you can't return it.

>>390122302
>pothead
Not even worth reading your question

>>390122302
>Do I just uninstall the game on my account and does it reactive that code for the new guy?
jesus christ no wonder you're a druggie you're fucking stupid

>>390122302
Hey could you accidentally buy me a game one of these days?

>>390122302
I don't think you know what an accident it is. No, it's not an accident just because you regret it.

>>390122302
First off
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Next, I doubt they would know. You're probably good to return it if you are a dirt bag.

how can you make money when you're a weedhead?

>>390122302
>I bought this burger while fucked up on weed
>I already ate the burger
>I can still return the wrapper it came in right?

>>390122917
I get an allowance. why does everyone hate weed?

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>>390122302
>Do I just uninstall the game on my account and does it reactive that code for the new guy?

Wow you're really unique kind of retarded huh. This thread is a treasure.

>>390122981
>food analogy
lol

>>390122354
Well done...

>>390122302
If you bought it by accident, why did you redeem the game code?

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gotta stop smoking that dank kush

>>390123272
>I didn't do it intentionally
lol

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This thread

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>420 weed man
>buys a Sonic, where speed is the game

>>390122302
your life's an accident xDDD

>>390123272
>implying drugies will understand any other type of analogy
I mean I guess he could of done it with weed or something instead.

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ITT: Children who have never smoke weed before.

>>390123102
Probably because of retards like you, proving the stereotypes of a typical stoner, spending their allowance on weed, try getting a job rather than be a leech.


T. An adult who smokes weed

>>390123712
>If I say this people will think I'm hardcore XD

>>390122302
Are you a retard? Why did you use the code? You should have just bought another code then returned the statue?

You must smoke a lot of weed. Your brain is damaged

>>390123102
Get a job, hippy

>>390123712
Do you usually buy things on impulse while high, then realise the utter fool you've been when sober? Maybe weed isn't for you

are you a girl? just suck some jock for $70 and bam, money is back

Just woke up to my grandmother telling me she gave my junkie dad her debit card and he took out a hundred dollars for drugs AMA.

>>390122302

You're a retard.

lol you wacky poor people and your drugs.

It's called buyer's remorse OP.

You're fucked.

Learn to love your statue. Alternatively, go on Craigslist and try to sell the collector's edition shit by itself for 30 buckos.

>>390124380
add me to the screencap

>>390122302
don't be a nigger and own up to your mistake

>>390124380
Your*
Don't be so quick to judge, us weed bros can be very observant. ;)

>>390122436
ayy

H
Here's what you do

Pile up all your "allowance", maybe a 2 week allowance, and buy all the weed you can and like a pack of small transparent bags and a stapler.

now here's the hard part
DON'T SMOKE IT

Split it into the small bags that you bought, and keep them in a safe dark place where it won't go bad. Now you pick a calculator, and split the money you spent between the amount of bags that you made, and now multiply the result times 2. grab a marker and tag the bags with the result.

Now go find people and offer them a bag for the price you marked it with, you can try a restroom, or a park, or a night club, keep the bags concealed, maybe inside your underpants or your socks.

Now, see where you sold the most, and keep going to that place, eventually people will keep asking for more. Keep cool and keep selling them that shit, but don't smoke it, keep saving money until you have enough to buy all the collector editions you want with the extra dosh. If you end up smoking the shit, slap yourself or punch your dick, until you learn to control yourself.

Post back again with results

>>390123272
I mean food analogies are bottom of the barrel but it's actually a perfect analogue
>one time consumable has been consumed
>can I still return it

>>390122302
Your best bet it to sell it to someone interested. Also you're a retard.

>>390125193
You never want to actually be carrying the drugs yourself in case it's a cop so you always stash them somewhere near by then have them give you the money then either lead them to the drugs monitoring their reaction or just tell them where they are.

Does the organized drug trade work like in The Wire?

why is everyone automatically assuming he used weed to get high? lol you people are next level fuckheads

DUDE WEED LMAO LMAO LMAO

>>390122981
>fucked up on weed
lol

>>390124150
I've bought things on impulse, but I've always enjoyed them after. Like surprise gifts from myself.

>get high
>buy condom
>sex ends up being disappointing
>attempt to get refund on condom

[seth rogen laugh]

>>390122302
>doing drugs

fucking disgusting low class shit

What really happened is OP has never smoked weed in his life buy has buyers remorse from being a manchild.

If you said you're depressed and got blackout drunk on some rotgut then it'd be believable but weed doesn't make you impulse buy shit on Amazon. If anything you'd just eat more than you should and fall asleep.

>>390129251
More like
>get high
>buy ingredients needed for a recipe
>food ends up not being to your taste
>attempt to get refund from recipe maker

>>390124306
Why haven't you beat some sense into your dad?

>>390122302
How the fuck do you accidentally open your wallet and type in your credit card information to make an online purchase?

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>>390122302
>while I was high

>>390131015
Maybe he was already logged in

>>390122302
You can't return it. I've bought a lot of stupid shit while drunk or high so I feel you. I bought 200 dollars worth of amiibo, once I bought a fucking case of ramen off Amazon, I bought 4 phone cases, one time I ordered 50 bucks worth of shit from Dominos, I ate pizza and wings for a week.

You do stupid shit when you're fucked up, but meh, it's fun. Too bad if you don't have a disposable income though.

>stupid decisions you made while high thread
I backed this kickstarter for a book about the dreamcast without realising that after currency conversion it's gonna cost me 70 bucks or so.

I love the dreamcast, but what the fuck am I doing?

>>390122302
lol OP, sonic is looking at you like lol you stupid druggie faggot, get used to me staring at you

>>390131390
>I backed this kickstarter for a book about the dreamcast
I saw it yesterday, and there is not a single mention of Sakura Taisen, flagship Dreamcast (and Saturn) series. Main Sega mascot of late 90s. What are they even doing?

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>>390131361
>I bought 200 dollars worth of amiibo