ITT: marketing/shilling terms that you can spot instantly

>it's fun

eat fresh

/v/

anything that describes visuals

>cuck

>4k

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According to /v/, every word in this book.

>OP seems even remotely excited for a game that doesn't have girls with huge titties

>>390106515
>Why aren't you playing her game?
>Say something nice about her
>Thoughts on ____?

Mario

>>390106515
"I like this game."

>>390106515
>Features streamers in the advertisement/commercial

>>390106515
appealing to a broader audience

streamlining

"updating" old gameplay mechanics

>buy my fucking game or i'll kill your entire family

>integral

>It just works

>>390106515

>Dark Souls-like

>>390106515
>Procedurally generated

"Synergy"
"Back to its roots"

>diverse
>inclusive

There's no particular word or phrase I can think of that makes me assume they're shilling. However I think it's a red flag when someone has nothing negative to say about a game in question. Even the most highly acclaimed games have flaws, and refusal to acknowledge any of them comes off as a little suspicious.

>>390106515
>open world!

>fidelity

>multicultural

>>390106515
>for you the gamers
>we went back to our roots
>we added/took the time to add

Any positive statement about something I don't like.

> visceral

>>390106954
>the dark souls of X

>its shit

>>390106750
Fuck off Oxford Dictionary of English shill

If the game is somehow marketed, I don't buy it.

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>>390106515
>Destiny

>>390110654
Name a game that was never marketed

>>390110984
Can't, otherwise I would have to stop playing it.

>breathtaking

>>390110984
Dorf Fort.

When people talk about a game.

Dead giveaway.

>interactive service

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>>390106515

>inspired by x

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>>390106515
>any other words besides "it's shit"
To this day I still don't understand why we even have a board about video games when nobody here likes video games.

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>>390106515
>its comfy

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>emergent gameplay

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>>390106760
>but OP's a fag so it all make sense

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>Souls-esque

>>390106575
Dead giveaway

>experience
>mechanics
>dynamic

>>390106750
>oxford shill going all out

>>390106515
>It's optional!

>like x meets y

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>>390106515
>content
>hundreds of hours of gameplay
>what's wrong with
>it's time to talk about

>accessibility
>streamlined
>wider audiences
>optional ease of use features
>modernized
fuck MHW

>>390106750
>not using the superior Webster

>>390106515
>NOT
>SOME
>60
>$

Literally anything made by Blizzard, EA, or Ubisoft that is posted here

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Authentic

>>390110984
umiharakawase was never marketed in the states outside of alabama that one time

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>immersive
>like nothing you're ever seen before
>engaging
>player-driven

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>>390106515

>new diverse cast

>broader audience

>hip and relevant

>streamlined

>re-imagined

>reboot

>a new take on an old classic

All of these are red flags. Any dev that prides themselves on ignoring everything that was learned from the previous game(s ) and starting from scratch with untested ideas is playing dice with everyone's time and money.

>>390106515
X is the new 3d platformer, it'll be a ressurection of 3d platforming genre, the new banjo kazooie!

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>its the Dark Souls of [genre]

>>390117796
Here's a soulcrushing thing to do on Google: search "And That's A Good Thing" and see how many news articles pop up. It's some Orwellian shit, man.

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>from the creators of

ITT: How to spot sociopaths.

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>>390118049
don't put this burden on me

>>390110984
Lawbreakers

>>390118381

>we want the sane people audience

>>390106515
"remake"

>>390118381
Yes, marketers are sociopaths.

>>390106515
>diverse

>dishonored

Some of these seem like basic pattern recognition instead of intentionally misleading phrases.

Real world marketing (AAA):

>immersive
>expansive
>revolutionary
>hardcore
>remake/remaster
>breathtaking/visual fidelity/4K
>caters to a broader audience
>streamlined experience
>cinematic experience
>choices matter

Indie game marketing:

>"""8bit"""
>retro
>chiptunes
>unique artstyle
>story rich
>metroidvania
>soulslike
>""""roguelike""""
>diverse

4chan shilling (applies only to OPs):

>has anyone seen [this game]? / Does /v/ like [game?] it's like [game commonly liked] but
>gunporn
>pure kino
>anything trying very hard to compare the game to a classic game
>using any of the above buzzwords unironically

>>390106847
Get out Todd

>>390106515
Not so much a term, but more when they use the exact same image whenever they start a thread.

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>HDR
>streamlined
>back to the roots

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>hobby-grade

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>up to [number] possible combinations

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>>390106515
>shitty memes that won't die

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> 77 replies
> no one has said it yet

>>390118601
They had a gorillion sponsored streamers and an Open Beta

>>390121020
Jesus it's like reddit

>>390119106
No one said they need to be misleading.

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>>390121646
reddit is everywhere because we allow it to.

>>390118049
Can you fucking imagine if newspaper headlines 50 years ago had that stupid shit tacked on the end.

"JFK assassinated in Dallas (And That's A Good Thing)"

>>390117472
tpbp

>prequel

>solid 7/10

the filenames are usually a giveaway

>>390110984
Бpaтья Пилoты.