What vidya characters do you wish we knew *less* about?

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>>390102662

>>390102662
A joke hints to it in Mario x Rabbids, if I had to guess.

>>390102662
Was it 'clarified' or did the interviewer ask if he wasn't circumcised and he just said yeah whatever?

>>390103263
Never mentioned in the whole game.

>jew version of Luigi
>uncut
What did they mean by this?

>>390103263
>>390103327
>>390103336
>>390103360
>falling for an article written by "The Onion for /mu/tants"

It's even weirder in context.
>hey, about the second DLC pack for BOTW
>“Waluigi still has his foreskin,” said Kimishima. “You won’t ever see it but it’s there. We do not know why he remains uncircumcised, however. It might be a religious thing, it might not. But, yes, Nintendo players can expect some exciting downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”

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>>390102662
>americucks sacrifice the tip of their penis as a sign of submission to their Jewish masters

>>390103360
>What did they mean by this?
he doesn't have a mutilated dick

>>390102662
more like wajewigi

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>>390102662
Finally we know the truth. At last I can end the debates I've had with so many people up to this point during our week long meth binges where we would argue about the details of the dicks belonging to various fictional characters while we painstakingly cleaned a bathroom and picked at our faces with our dirty fingernails.

>>390103918
Right, but do you think Mister Fantastic can stretch the size of his dick?

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Super Mario: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

>>390104048
He can of course but you need to remember that the dick itself does not possess any muscles; only vascular tissue so while he can stretch it and possibly expand it, he cannot control it like a prehensile tail or a tentacle.

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>cutfags will never know the absolute please of running your finger between your foreskin and your lubricated glans

>>390103001
lesbos are hot

>>390104048
We know for a fact that he can, and that he uses that ability during sex. It's canon.

>>390103610
Enjoy your cheesy dicks, eurofag.

>>390104747
Literally take a bath

OP is bulshitting

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>the hard times dot net

>>390104816
showering every week is a scientifically proven waste of water you eurocuck

>>390103493
fucking kek

>>390104816
Make me, fagboi.

RULE 34 WHEN

this is a really unfunny fake joke news website
please stop posting this cancer

>KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo President Tatsumi Kimishima divulged in an interview with Game Informer magazine yesterday that recurring character Waluigi is uncircumcised. The remarks were unrelated to the downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild he had been asked about.

>“Waluigi still has his foreskin,” said Kimishima. “You won’t ever see it but it’s there. We do not know why he remains uncircumcised, however. It might be a religious thing, it might not. But, yes, Nintendo players can expect some exciting downloadable content for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.”

ha ha
funny joke :)
it's over
stop it's not real

>>390104490
Lesbos used to be hot

>>390102662
I think it's pretty safe to assume that unless a character is jewish/american than their parents didn't mutilate their genitals.

What are the tangible benefits of having a circumcised penis? I don't see that there are any.

>>390104308
I'm uncut and 22 and touching my glans just hurts even lubed, I wonder when will the sensitivity go away

>>390105043
lesbos were never hot, it's just that you had an idealized idea of them before they were in your face due to cultural shifts.

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>>390103610
>>390103631
>>390104308
jealous?

>>390105106
you get to be a good goy

>>390104946
>literally cutting pieces of your dick just so you don't have to shower

>>390105152
If I wanted to mutilate my penis, I could. However you cutfags will never be able to get your foreskins back.

>>390105247
the actual reason is because Jews control every facet of American society, fear that your dick will be encased in smegma is just the gentile rationalization

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>>390105247
But do you know how much money I mean water you waste by showering?

>>390105447
Actually it wasn't jews. Dr. Kellog (the guy who made corn flakes) thought he found a cure for masturbation.

>>390104919
Not showering for 3 days makes you dirtier than a nigger.

>>390105867
FUCKING CORN FLAKE QUAKERS STOLE MY COCK SHEATH
GODDAMN IT
I STILL HATE KIKES

>>390105867
/x/ told me kellog was a cryptojew

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The best character also escaped the jew.
Who WAH here?

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Of course, by saying this they all but confirm that the other characters are cutfags.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Is Waluigi the biggest forced character of any series? I used to like him until I realized how gimmicky and retarded he and his fanbase is

>>390102662
Are we living in an alternative time line?

>>390106831
I bet Kat and Ana have fucked.

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>the hard times fell for the gaming journalism meme

I'm still mad desu

>>390106160
This. I feel disgusting if I don't shower every single day.

>>390104490
Thank you~

>>390105098
In Korea they spontaneously started doing it because they thought Japan was. The doctors had it done to middle-aged and old men too, bizarre

>>390110445
post dicc

>>390105106
Most circumcised penis I know of come faster for some reason