What's the saltiest you have ever been playing a game?

>>390102487
You mean the most sodium chlorideiest I've ever been?

Skeet should never have hired children in the first place.

>>390102568
>sodium chlorideiest
it's salt you retarded monogloid

sea salt?

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>>390102568
Motherfucker stole my post

>>390102487
salted pretzels

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He did nothing wrong. All he wanted to do was make a successful business then fucking jimbo the faggot shows up like a dork.

When I died 13 times to the helicopter chase scene in RE6

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>>390102658

Who was in the wrong here?

>>390102568
there are several types of salt and not even just sodium chlorate. what type of salt are you referring to op

DON'T NEED TO SKEET

>>390102778
what are you guys' favorite salts?
Mine are hydrochloride salts

The most Salt was playing Mario Tennis on the N64 with my friend a few years ago.

His amazing skill in such a game I thought was casual upsets me still to this day.

It's not fair, he shouldn't be better then me.

>>390102487
put my fist through a wall playing CS

>>390102868
Mine are the sorts that dissociate in water wothout affecting the [H+] concentration.

>>390102778
>dinner guest asks for some salt
>hand him potassium chloride

LOCK ME UP

The entirety of my Hearthstone experience. FUCK that game.

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>>390102487
>Play my first survival crafting game
>Think to myself "Man this is gonna be so fun grouping together with a bunch of players and tear the PVE a new asshole!"
>After 10 minutes of running around find one person
>Give them a weapon and some other stuff I found
>Turn around for 2 seconds and they fucking kill me with the weapon I gave them
>Get t-bagged and memed on in the chat

That was when I realized the world is a cunt and I should be glad natural disasters, disease and war kill millions of people every year. We don't deserve to exist, this is why aliens skipped earth in their peaceful galaxy tour sharing high end technology beyond our comprehensions because we'd just use it to kill each other and rape the aliens.

>>390102487
Perfect Dark

How does Jimmy the Genius not know that businesses require the input of the cash machine to keep a record of sales?

>>390103098
hes gunna go BANANAS

>>390103153
because he's autistic and doesn't understand the purpose or importance of business transactions

>>390102658
that's what I said

>>390102658
That's what I said. Sodium chloride.

>>390103153
>Selfish brat thinking about anyone else in an organization
>Gets a job working for someone other than himself
>Doesn't understand team dynamic of the workplace
>Instead of conforming to the industrial standards of society, he tries to replace everyone with cold hard machines to satisfy his ego
Who knew how contemporary Jimmy Neutron was as a show?

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>>390103134

> The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them.

Say what you want about the Venture Bros as a whole, but that line sums up everything

>>390102487
Skeet did literally nothing wrong

>>390103290
>>390103298
are you actually mental? Nobody with a fucking good social skills would ever say "sodium chloride" all you're doing is just proving you have some sort of social autism. Side-note, what's your opinion on our slogan:
>big mcthankies from mcspankies

>>390102868
Mine are an obscure strong acid mixed with an obscure strong base.

>>390103609
Skeet was an enthusiastic employee who was well-suited to his job which matched his limited skillset, and Jimmy fucking destroyed it.
Jimmy destroyed Skeet's livelihood.

>>390103839
>Being this new

>>390103134
if the PVE is like any I've seen in those games, you should have known better.

>>390104726
>being this new

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>>390105208
>Being this newt

I almost broke my knuckles when i punched my desk. I cant remember if i was playing competitive league or overwatch, but either way, it wasnt worth it.

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The saltiest I've ever been was when I turned my xbox off after dying to Gwyn in a SL1 no death run

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trying to beat this faggot in ssx on tour

>>390102487
Someone post the greentext

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqLMz3rM7Jc

>>390107018
How do you describe that hair

https://youtu.be/YPdhyrezD14
Skeet dindu nuffin

>>390102487
Playing SSFV online with a messed up left analog.
That controller later exploded into pieces.

Losing to that FAGGOT TSquared during a Halo tournament back in the Halo 2 days.

>>390107340
combover

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>>390102487
My house got robbed the day after a series of shit games of LoL and I didn't even miss my pc until like 2 weeks later

never reinstalled it

>>390102487
>we serve niggers with big sniggers
Holy fuck, how did Nickelodeon get away with this?

>>390103609
>>390104270
>employing children and paying them below minimum wage
>nothing wrong

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>>390102487
I once was playing Battlefield one with a couple of friends when this camping piece of shit killed me like 3 times in a row. I blurted out that he was a nigger over the comm to my black friend and other non-black friend and they both laughed incredibly hard. I then continued to play like shit that entire round and that was that

>>390102487
I don't get mad while playing games. I'm an adult

>>390105335
c-cute!

The ink stamp puzzle in Trace Memory/Another Code.
I started going full autist and quoting billy maddison at my DS in the hall(I got to my college super early and often just sat outside the door waiting for the teacher to come and open it) while stabbing the top screen accusatorily with my stylus
THE STAMP IS RIGHT THERE, DS
YOU'VE LOCKED MY CONTROLS, DS
GO TO THE PAGE
ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE PAGE
Once I closed my DS in full anger, I opened it within ten seconds to find out closing my DS was the puzzle solution

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Pic related.
Just last night my older brother came over to drink and hangout, ended up telling him I hate him and I believe he is a horrible person. Night almost ended in a fist fight. He called to patch things up earlier and I told him to fuck off.
Oh geez, videogames are a hoot!

>>390102982
man you are strong!
>american walls
nvm

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>>390102487
While playing this absolute shit game, it almost ruined my career, fuck it

Jimmy should have followed the code of conduct

Eve geniuses can fuck up orders

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I report people who do better than me for cheating.

Not that reporting does anything, but it makes me feel better.

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>>390106796
That guy IS a faggot. Use the snowball cheat, i think it's "letsparty" or something, to knock him the fuck out from a distance.

>>390108639
>It almost ruined my career.
Good on you for stopping.

>>390103839
I do, chemical engineering makes you think that way.

>>390103153
Because by keeping all the records in his brain he has leverage over Skeet, if his demands aren't met he'll cook the books and report him for fraud

>>390103153
What more would you expect from someone who doesn't know that Australia is both a country and a continent?

>>390110606
Just because you're a freshman doesn't mean you have to be an autist because you're in engineering now, don't keep this shit into your later years, you'll thank me

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This is the absolute maddest I have ever been at any video game. Not just the regular version of the level, oh no, but the return trip with the red coins. I just started yelling FUCK over and over as I watched my life count dwindle due to these fartknuckles always throwing me just that liiiittle bit too far to one side or the other, even when I was sure I'd gotten it.

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>>390105335
>being this newt

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>>390102487
>me
>playing dark souls
>newfag
>at the Undead Parish in the church
>Finally killed the killed the Heavy knight after 5 times
>Find Soapstone
>have shitty internet
>trying summoning a High level player
>Wait 4 minutes
>Summoning failed
>Salt.jpg
>my dumb ass decided to summon again
>waiting again
>Dark spirit McChubbyfuckface has invaded
>Oh shit.avi
>Invader runs towards me smashes me with me with Smough's Hammer.
>You died
>Throw my controller on the ground and proceed to scream in agony.

>>390103518
>Your name is bitch! And I own you. You're property!

I fucking love that show.

>>390111229
Numbah 1 was so young and innocent before he took on the responsibility of leading the KND

>>390111542
I never realized he looked like numbah 1.

then again, that show hasnt aired in canada since the mid 2 thousands

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>>390102487
RE4 krauser knife fight i broke the disc after dying the 8th time

>>390111229
Nigel Uno did not take the death of his newt well

>>390110854
Hain't the continent oceana?

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>>390102487
hugh smash thread

>>390112451
Ha! Gotcha!

>>390108639
uninstall it

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ONE TIME I WAS SO MAD I LIGHTLY TOSSED THE CONTROLLER INTO A BEAN BAG FROM 5 FEET AWAY

>>390110854
actually the argument cindy and jimmy were having was whether it was an island continent, or just an island like greenland

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>>390113776
>That file name
My Sides

Why is skeet relevant all of a sudden?

The Balloon minigame in FFX. Even seeing red balloons makes me angry

/tv/ shit is so fucking unfunny holy shit

>>390114305
Critical Made a video about him.

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>>390114495
The balloon minigame don't get me mad because I never even try it. Fuck that shit, Tidus can use a rolled up newspaper for all I care.

The Thunder Plains thing and Kihmari's butterflies is what brings my piss to a boil. You're tellin me the characters that would actually benefit from having those weapons have to go through hell and back? Nah. I'm out. Piss.

>>390114521
t. hothead

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I didn't know you could hold jump to go higher/farther so I spent hours stuck on a single part

rolling solo in Halo 3 MLG matchmaking

>deranker who jumps in place the entire match
>getting betrayed by montage kiddies when you pick up snipe
>people who only use their mic to complain about their team without realizing their utter lack of constructive communication is hurting everyone else

Happened pretty fucking often.

>>390102568
FPBP

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>>390102487
>Be 14
>Playing MAG on ps3
>Getting completely shit on every single game for about an hour
>Been saving all my points for upgrades and weapons because I don't know what to spend it on and it takes hours just to unlock a weapon mod
>See some guy on my team kicking ass with a sniper that I can afford
>Spend all my points on the same sniper with upgrades and all
>Still lose for another hour
Threw my controller against the wall as hard as I could, hard a shit fit for a good 5 minutes and then woke up in bed. Only time I've blacked out in rage.

>>390102758
Jimmy

>>390102568
fpbp as usual

>>390102487

Halo 3, solo playthrough. Chimped out multiple times.

>Dumbass brother regularly bitched about it to me
>Literally does the same thing whenever he's losing in his shitty MP games

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I lost a fight online on Injustice, sperged out and whacked the controller off my forehead.

I then went to work and everyone was looking at me funny.

It then transpired that i had a quarted sized bum protruding about half an inch from my forehead all red and bruised.

I also got stung by a dying bee in the neck that day too.

>>390114521
uh dude, it's salt.
>>390114305
>all of a sudden
bit late to the train

>>390108351
>being this cute

>>390111229
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who ever saw this
I honestly started to wonder if it was just something I made up whenever I tried to tell someone about that blue salamander show they looked at me like I was crazy
I only ever saw a couple episodes of it I think

>>390116983
>Halo 3
>single player
>getting upset for any reason
I genuinely can't fathom what you were doing to get so mad

Any game right?
>1-2 years ago
>playing blackjack at a casino, nothing big but not that cheap either
>hard 10, dealer shows 3
>eh who cares, double down
>hits me with a 7, 50 dollars at stake
>reveals an ace
>he's gun bust
>hits itself with a 2 of diamonds - i still remember it
>another ace
>another ace
>i lost

I hate soft 17 tables.

>>390102487
Tomb Raider Multiplayer.

>>390117526

He was probably pretty young, and Halo on Legendary is actually fairly challenging.

>>390117632
Halo 3 was definitely easier than the prior 2. I'm forgetting that someone who was nine when Halo 3 came out can post on this website though

>>390102487
obligatory

open your mind sheeple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPdhyrezD14

>>390112143
Oceana is the region.

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>>390102868
ammonium

I get angry whenever someone taunts me in LoL

>>390116474
>MAG
I believe it.

>>390118482
The worst is the mastery spam after every kill. Tilts for days.

>>390118482
ive never played lol, why do you get upset about that?

>used to have ocd
>was terrified that I would have one arm slightly stronger
>playing kh1
>Clayton fight
>everytime I'd die I'd throw my controller
>pick up the controller with the other hand
>lift it to the same height
>drop again

>>390102487
Playing some competitive trash weeb pay-to-win game on Steam, I forgot which. It was super grindy and annoying as fuck in later levels. Not fun at all and yet I felt compelled to play, to win, no matter what.

I finally had to stop it was so toxic, I was screaming into the monitor and on the verge of tears at times.

>>390102487
Did nobody else think this guy was an evil dead reference? I always thought he was supposed to be like Ash since he looks like him and Ash always does the shitty jobs despite being badass in his spare time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuwFkfzLtKQ

every time I try to get into fighting games and just get met with cheese tactic spamming candyassgots

>>390110606
Not really, because then you would use any other salt, not just table salt. You would have said copper sulfate, potassium permanginate or one of the countless other salts that exist.

>playing paladins
>trying to capture point
>game isn't registering me being on.the point
Ok.exe
>get hit by 3 supers on both sides
>enemy player has broken character, able to do super 3 times in a row
>go to over time
>on point at 99% both sides
>activate my super
>game lags hard, kills me instead and gives the enemy team the point for control
I uninstalled after that

>>390102487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbBgx0BEuuI