So, how DO you pronounce their names?

dragonface and bitch-tits

>>390098870
dragon raper and the pancake baby

Dragonslayer ORN-STINE and Executioner SMO

Smog and Ornsteen

Ornsteen and Smow

Ornstine and Smog

>>390099212
Wrong.

The lawyer & the dragon

>>390099275
This is how I say it

>>390098870
Fatty and the other guy

Dead and Deader

>>390098870
Ornsteen and Smaug

Ornstein and Smough
See, it's simple

Oberyn Martell and Gregor Clegane

Ournsteen and Smojj is the canonically correct pronunciation.

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>>390098870

I normally hear "Smow" which is fine, but then people pronounce Hawkeye Gough as "Goff". They're spelled the same they should be pronounced the same. Either Hawkeye "Go" or Execution "Smoff"

>>390098870
Beanpole and fatty

>>390100242
fucking lost

Orenstain and smoff

>>390100305
No, that isn't how the English language works even outside of names.

>>390098870
Asterix and obelix

Orn-Steen and Sm-Oh

>>390099965
>canon
If we're going by the Japanese spelling, it's Orn-stine and Su-mo

>>390098870
orn steen and smaw

orin stine and smoffg

Why "steen" rather than "stine"? Is this an American thing?

>>390100564
I know, I'm just being autistic.

>>390098870
pb&j

>>390100305
Gough straight up calls himself Goff.
>Hey little nigga watch how GOFF hunts dragons

>>390100671
stine is a nerd name
steen is a knight name

>>390100671
I have no idea. It's Stine. You wouldn't say Einsteen, or Frankensteen would you?

Horn Stchein and Smaog

>>390100671
Jews like that he has gold armour so they want him to be Jewish

>>390098870
biggies and smalls

>>390098870
Cookies and Cream

>>390098870
Thunder and thighs

>>390099212
Correct.

any thoughts on the dark souls lore? i just beat dark souls and just started watching some epic name bro vids and it's so crazy i didn't realize ornstein was gwyn's son

>>390098870
Pikachu and Snorlax

>>390099319

L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y THIS

>>390098870
(((((ornstein))))) and smaug

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orn-steen and smog

urn-stayn and smooff

>>390098870
Arn-Steen and Smuff

You're all fucking retarded I swear. This board gets worse with every amerifat that comes here. Why the fuck would it be steen?

It's Orenstain and Smaw. Get a fucking proper education and learn some English god damn.

Ornstein, as in Einstein.
Smow, as in Smaug from LotR minus the G.

Orbsteeb and smobe

>>390099275
This

>>390098870
orn-steen and smouff

Orn-stein and Smoff

>>390098870
ORN-shtein and Smow

Also, kudos for that artist who got their visors right. So many people can't figure out where they actually see through the helmets.

What's the lore on these two?

>>390098870
Why are my boys catching fire on that pic?

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Furry and fatty

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WHERE IS MY DARK SOULS REMASTER FOR PS4 GIVE IT TO ME NOW

I DONT WANT TO BUY A PC OR A PS3 JUST TO PLAY THIS SHIT RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>390098870
オーンスタイン and スモウ

orn stine
smoff

fact

R L Stine and Smaug

Ornstine and Smow

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Smough is supposed to be a pun on "sumo" so the gh is silent

>>390107082
Even in the Japanese pronunciation that is wrong.

>>390098870
Dragonslayer SUMO

>>390099212
>stine

found the american

>>390107258
no it isn't

>>390107451
They're the ones who say steen m8

To be honest the image of Ornstein as Smough's supervisor/mentor is stronger than him as a head of 4 knights. Fat and skinny always make best duo.

Retards should stop pretending that Ornstein is harder than fat.

>>390107451
Amerisharts are literally the only ones who say "steen".

I don't know why people have such a rough time pronouncing Smough, it's as though they never learned about phonetics.

>>390108281
Do tell...

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>>390099275
This.

>>390099319
This

>>390098870
Ornstein and Smoff

>>390101132
>>390098870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3d94pxVRQU

Ornstein, Ornstein, and Smough: Attorneys at Law/Jewish Deli

>>390107451
It's the opposite you silly cunt.