What is your /v/idya secret?

I don't actually play games anymore I just complain about them on /v/

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That I'd probably enjoy most of the games I play more if i didn't put them on the hardest difficulty

>>390086910
I still play the ds yugioh games. I've beaten 2011 like 3 times and I'm on the fourth go.

Not that the games are stellar, they're just the best single-player yugioh options. I tried Tag-Force on emulator, but I think it loses alot of value if it ain't mobile.

>>390086910
I quite like playing Cooking Mama sometimes. Don't know why, it chills me out after a long day.

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>>390087878
I've been getting in to a lot of "casual" games as I get older, like American Truck Sim or Cities Skylines. They can be rather cozy.

Currently playing Yakuza Kiwami and spending 10+ hours just on Mahjong. Not for 100% completion, it's just entertaining.

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I'm in love with Bowser.

Minecraft. It's fun to just fuck around and build shit with people, even though the game on it's own is awful. I really wish someone could make a better voxel-based building game without just copying Minecraft, it'd be great to be able to find and play on a server that isn't a bunch of kids PvPing in the game with the least interesting combat possible.

>>390086910
I find I enjoy a lot of the games I play, and get through more games if I cheat. I think I might have a problem with attention, but there's so many games where I just can't bring myself to make the effort of planning every encounter.

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>>390088269
Nah

>>390086910
this doesn't actually matter on /v/, but elsewhere i aggressively hide that i play endless weebshit purely for the sake of playing weebshit

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>>390087761

>>390088476
It's a blue board anon, but Junko is top tier sex appeal.

>>390088283
I do this with games like Isaac, where early levels are an absolute fucking chore. It's not a matter of difficulty, it's just "waste a few minutes running around a room shooting base tears at 20 enemies".

>>390089116
Could Junko be the chemo that /v/ needs? She is seriously impeding my ability to shitpost.

I play fucking HOURS of ss13. I've literally been playing all day. I was goona go get food, but 6 hours later I'm starving

>>390086910
American games are boring and look like shit. I miss when a majority of games came solely from Japan.

>>390089684

That's casual RP for ya, make sure to check yourself before some minor IC Drama ruins your life.

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I cheated on my waifu once. Im disgusted

I'll make savestates at checkpoints so I never lose lives or have to watch the death sequence.

If something is taking too long in an RPG or something, I'll just cheat so I can move on with the game.

i didn't beat dmc3 with all missions on sss ranks.

video game thread ruined by fucking anime

>>390086910
wat game is that

>>390090906
>>>>reddit

>>390087332
Yeah I find I enjoy games most on normal where there's some challenge but I won't be re loading every other minute.

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I love the Genesis Sonic games to death, I started playing them before I even knew how to read when I was 2 or 3. I still revisit them once or twice a year.

I've never once beaten any of them, legitimately or otherwise. I can get halfway through before my shit skills make me frustrated and I quit. I'm going to buy Sonic Mania to support the devs and never actually beat it.

I'm terrible at Overwatch. Can't aim, get destroyed in 1v1 fights, and very rarely get gold medals, on fire, etc. I make it into Master rank every season by only playing Mercy/Lucio.

When I play comp, I need to have chat muted and Oney Plays, Super Mega, or Game Grumps on in the background because I have a massive anxiety problem and getting shit on for fucking up destroys my ego.

I also think Danny Sexbang is funnier than Jon.

I bought Soul Caliber 4 just so I could jerk off to Ivy, Cassandra, and Taki. I hate fighting games other than Smash and haven't played a single match to this day.

I cheat all the time in multiplayer games. I pubstomped for years with LMAOBox on an alt account because it boosted my ego.

I've played through Fear 2 three times but gave up on the first one after an hour.

The Last of Us, Ocarina of Time,
and Half Life 2 are my top 3.

I write shipping fanfiction.

I used a guide when I play through Zelda games just so I could see all the extra bits.

I've spent around 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

I love DMC 3 and 4 but despise 1 and haven't played more than an hour of it.

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>>390086910
Even though I can win against the SC2 Elite AI no problem, I still can't beat the rush Brood War AI does every single time after all these years.

>>390086910
I only make big titty female characters if it's possible because I have a fetish for imagining what it would be like to be a big breasted girl

>>390087245
Lol

I play games on easy most of the time. It's a combination of me being terrible at games, my impatience, and the massive backlog I have

>>390091674
These aren't really secrets so much as reasons to kill yourself.

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>>390088243
back off this ass is mine

>>390092460
Shoulda called him then.

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>>390091674
I've tried multiple times, but I can't get myself to play DMC 1, cant even beat the 2nd boss so i'm with ya on that one..

girlfriend audio??

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>>390086910
I unironically think the Deadliest Warrior games (not the chivalry one) are great games and there should be more like them

>>390092848
I will try to rember happy day, thank you 2B

I fucking hate Dishonored.

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>>390091674
>Overwatch
That's fine, anon. Not everyone can aim, and you're still contributing. Zenny wouldn't be bad for you either since he doesn't need to aim to heal. Also consider playing Rein and Symmetra.

>I write shipping fanfiction.
same but without the shipping
>tfw wrote a 12 page long ff of darkest dungeon

>girlfriend audio
wat

I legitimately play a healer/support roles in multiplayer online vidya to get my fix being ordered around and serving them, as well as a little bit of love for abuse.

Haven't finished a single player game in three years. I buy all of them but play each for like 5 hours before dropping em

>>390093710
Speaking as a sub I'm right there with you. Mercy all day every day don't give a... sorry, senpai.

>>390094651
I'm using it ironically, though.

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>>390088147
Currently watching Akagi
Is there a 4 man Mahjong online game?

>>390093506
ehhh at masters level zen needs decent aim to be viable, the lack of healing needs compared to mercy needs to be compensated, and for zen its his headshot no-fall-off dps

>>390095215
true, I don't really play OW on comp, it's just my casual shooter. So me being the only zenny more often than not is enough for heals, but yeah, it's insane that I can 1v1 a roadhog if my aim is true.

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I want to play an Toph Eroge game but i have no monetary sustain to make it happen

>>390094651
You seem to have trouble understanding what era we're in.

i was gifted lisa a while back but ive only played about 2 hours of it because i dont like it

>>390086910
I replaced playing video games with bodybuilding, and I couldn't be happier

I still come to /v/ to participate in console war threads, though.

>>390095867
>i have no monetary sustain to make it happen
You want to but a porn game?

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>>390086910
I hated warframe for three years since playing in 2014 but the past two weeks I've realised it's the best game I've played in a long time and DE have come a long way. Too afraid to admit it to my bros who love it

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>>390086910
I love For honor so much that i have it for the PC and PS4 and considering buying the season pass for the PC, even though i have the season pass for the PS4.

Green Hill is the worst zone in Sonic 1. Labyrinth is one of the best zones even with its cheap shots.

I've never played a zelda game and I think they look like the dumbest games ever.

I've also never owned a nintendo system, except an original gameboy.

I colored a small dot on the middle of my screen so i could noscope people easier with the scout in counterstrike.

>>390091869
You are doing gods work anon bless you

>>390102292
>I colored a small dot on the middle of my screen so i could noscope people easier with the scout in counterstrike.
I did this

>>390103035
That's not something to be embarrassed about, my man. That's something to be very worried about. Was it sexual? If not I'd hasten.

i am currently browsing /v/ on a Wii U

I've never beaten a 3D Zelda game. I try to play them but get bored and stop before I even get halfway through. I like pretty much every 2D Zelda but I cannot ever get into the 3D games.

I haven't actually bought any of the new gen consoles yet

>>390102743
my man, low grav scoutzknivez for life

I argue about games I've never played, or games I just watched a playthrough of. Then if I see a thread about it on /v/ I just make cliffnotes and regurgitate it in other threads either about the game or something different I can just work it into...

>>390104098
The only newgen console is a switch, and you're excused for not buying that.

>>390091674
what a mess

>>390102434
Thanks
I dream of a world filled to the brim with big breasted girls

>>390092848
This image makes me really happy. Thank you for posting it.

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>>390095071
Go find a Saki thread and ask there. Theres a japanese site with a ton of players but I don't know what it is off the top of my head.

>>390095071
There's Tabletop Simulator, I guess.

I used to pretend to be girl in MMOs for money and friends. But then I regret it because I can't participate in hardcore topics/discussions and content.

I'm black but my gaming friends believe I'm Asian.

I have gaming friends that can't stand black people and always say racist things about them. I just pretend im not black.

>>390092751
>>390088269
It's 2 latu for u already caught the gay.

>>390093506
>tfw wrote a 12 page long ff of darkest dungeon
you can't say something like that and not post it

>>390095071
Tenhou

I don't think I've ever beat a game 100%.

I also think Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode is more fun than Fortress Mode.

>>390106556
Dayum, nigga, reading that just makes me feel bad.

>>390103656
doctors deal with that shit all the time. they honestly don't give a fuck.

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>>390103035
If it continues to bleed or hurts for several days and you start to get sick, it could be sepsis and you should see a doctor. Otherwise it's normal.

Stay safe and healthy anon.

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>>390086910
I keep offline on.

>>390106716
I can because I never share what I write. I've probably written a tolkien's book worth of pages, but they're always for myself.

I got so fucking mad at the idiots playing Overwatch calling constructive criticism "salt" that I spent the next five minutes spamming "DIE NIGGER" over and over again in chat.
I've been throwing racial and homophobic slurs at these idiots for almost a year now and it took this long to finally get an 11 day silencing.

I'm not really into games becaude I had the same computer from 2003 to 2013, so I wasn't able to play pretty much any game released after 2008.

I cried while playing Veteran World at War back in like 09

I screamed at my wife while playing Crushing Uncharted 4 and she stayed with her parents for the night

>>390108509
could you at least tell me whether it was smut so i know whether i'm missing out?

>>390109941
>smut
Not really, it was mostly an expedition from the point of view of a highwayman. Instead of keeping things vague, I actively described him disarming traps and whatnot.

It's not very good

>>390091325
finish a game anon get good and learn all the skills you will feel acomplished and its a nice feel when you get a ending cutscene and you can sit through the credits for an extra cutscene while feeling good

>>390108871
Why is nigger always the go to racist word even in an environment where there are the less black people?

>>390098339
My clan is all end-game and high MR and we all fucking hate ourselves when we play/grind nowadays.

In love pay to win grindcore crap

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>>390086910
Sometimes i play Dota

>>390112293
I almost went that far with GunZ

>>390110331
Because no matter who it is that hears/sees it, it's bound to get someone mad.

I've bought a decent amount of DS shovelware because the character designs are cute, then never play them for more than a few hours.

>>390103656
just go get it checked out my guy. doctors deal with much worse than torn assholes, they really wont give a shit.

I'm finding it hard to play any new games. All of them feel extremely linear and bland. Especially RPGS. Fallout 4 and Mass Effect are some examples of this. I just want an RPG with a good story and decent gameplay. I'm not asking for much.

>>390098339
man i keep going back to warframe every few months and i enjoy it for a couple weeks, but then it really sets in how hard they try to get you to buy platinum. waiting 4 days to build a new frame isnt fun, waiting 1 day to build a new weapon isnt fun, the amount of formas required for fun stuff isnt fun.

part of me wishes the game just had an upfront price tag, but i know the game would be completely dead after two months if it released at £30.

>>390109674
>I screamed at my wife while playing Crushing Uncharted 4 and she stayed with her parents for the night

Thats pretty bad.

i still play roblox

>>390116153
Try FFXV

Let the shitposting commence.

>>390086910
keep playing until you're so sleepy you have a hard time saving your game and turning off your computer

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>>390086910
Despite my family and friends thinking I'm some kind of asexual with as much libido as an old nun I'm actually a huge fucking perv and mod my games to no end at the first occasion I can only to feel extremely shameful about it

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>>390117416
>mfw havent been able to do this with any game for about 3 years now

I cant really find any games that I actually want to sink entire nights into anymore

or anything for that matter

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>>390117562
my family thinks I don't get a gf because I'm gay, really though I had a gf for years we were even talking marriage at one point and after our relationship ended I lost all interest in 3d and started fapping to 2d/hgames exclusively and haven't even attempted another relationship

>>390086910
I'm from reddit

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>>390118046
are you me

>>390117642
Thanks to nepotism, I get paid a bunch for little work and find myself with a lot of time during the weekdays. As good as it sounds, having a ton of time on your hands is overwhelming and tons of bad decisions are gonna be made.

I hate Half-Life. I've beaten every Half-Life game including addons, though. Half-Life is a shitty tech demo

>>390118479
>Thanks to nepotism, I get paid a bunch for little work and find myself with a lot of time during the weekdays
Literally me but I enjoy the free time I hate work and love spending my free time on anime and vidya

i play online games to make friends and or get a boyfriend

>>390086910
I enjoy indie games more than anything else released these days.

>>390118656
Yeah, the amount of games I'm willing to play till I'm dying for sleep is dwindiling though. Been regressing and playing old games.

>>390118713
are u cute

>>390091674
beyond help
consider suicide

>>390118227
Maybe, are you addicted to AA2 and Free Cities?

I hate replaying games I love because I don't want the experience to end, so I end up playing it 90% of the way and then I quit.

>>390117252
I really can't get into most final fantasy games.

>>390118046
You understand how utterly pathetic that is right?

>>390087761
>sexy anime plays Mass Effect 3

>>390091674
>I write shipping fanfiction.
It's okay anon, I started writing WoW fanfiction forever ago that slowly got lewder and lewder, until I branched out into original stuff I used to post it on a certain forum and got good responses and recently I've started thinking I've been doing it enough that I might try to get some of my stuff published or start doing commissions

>>390086910
I have completed FC 3 and 4 about 7 times each in the past couple of years. I know they get shit on a lot but hey are some of my favorite games of all time.

>>390088147
Welcome to the club. Nothing wrong with it. Play what you enjoy. It's your dime.

34 year old gamer here. I play what I can easily pause and walk away from. Casual stuff, but also things like RimWorld, XCOM 2, Farming Simulator 17, and Kerbal Space Program. And occasionally, I play stuff like Portal 2 or Goat Simulator with my son.

>>390119306
heh you don't belong here kid

nothing personnel normie

>>390119306
Not at all pathetic, I'm happy and don't have to deal with a relationship anymore

>>390103035
this happened to me but i actually went to see a doctor, it was hemorrhoids. try to eat more fiber, drink more water, exercise a bit etc

>>390086910
I'm much more likely to play a game regardless of genre if it has an anime artstyle.

>>390087332
For some god forsaken reason I was absolutely determined to do my very first run of Kingdom Hearts on Proud/Very Hard mode. I'm not sure I even really enjoyed myself as a result, but I did beat it that way.

I'm an extremely serious waifufag, but I generally dislike games with an anime artstyle.

I start several games but then I can't get to finish them and usually my data gets corrupted or I forgot what I was doing when I return to my saves later so I get confused and start over or rage and quit if it is corrupted.

>>390088147
the Mahjong in Yakuza is so shit, once you know the "secret" you literally cannot lose

>>390086910
I know who the original voice actor for Naoto is

>>390119982
Oh to piggyback on this one:

Every time I put a game down for a few months and come back to it, I have to start over. It's gotten to the point where I can't finish a game unless I've marathonned it.

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>>390086910
I completed Yakuza 4, 5, 0 and Dead Souls on 100%

I feel a bit autistic about it

I enjoyed Castlevania: Mirror of Fate. It doesn't take itself seriously.

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>>390118046
Literally me

>>390087332
I regret choosing the normal difficulty and being like "well maybe it really does get hard now" and then finishing the game without any actual challenge
and the "hard" difficulty in fallout 4 was a joke, the game is made for babies

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>>390086910
I stopped going out with my friends because I wanted to buy more vidya

>>390091674
I have trouble believing this post is true. It's like a list of things not to do.
If it is true, consider removing yourself from video games.

>>390086910
>I have played DeS, DS1, BB and DS3 and regardless of whether somebody here says DS2 is good or bad, I tell them their opinion is shit because it never fails to make them angry
>I have over 100 hours logged in Fallout Shelter
>I haven't played Mania yet but I still firmly believe that the best Sonic game (whatever you think it is) has never been more that an 7.5-8.0/10
>Zelda is better in 3D

>>390093506
Source on that image?

>>390120641
So you always spent money when going out?

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I play the competitive format of an almost abandoned Valve game because i think its fun
it hurts to know that the game and matchmaking was objectivelly better 2 years ago and just how much lost potential the game had
>pic related is an actual valve ex-employee

>>390120830
everything costs money these days

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>>390120641
>tfw stopped going out with friends because I'd rather play vidya or do anything else

I love the Ubisoft open world collectable games.
Assassin's Creed
Watch Dogs
The Crew
The Division
Wildlands

>>390102292
I started doing this for 1.6 because of how fuckhuge the crosshair gap is in that game, still do it for CSGO sometimes too

>>390086910
I routinely commission artwork of create-a-characters I've come up with over the years, and have a headcanon in which many of them know or interact with one another in a happy Sims-like world.

The really freaky part? None of the above material is pornographic or fetish-related.

I always act like I'm really good and the best ever but actually I'm only better than 75% of other players unless I really start tryharding but I never do.
I also never play competitive games to maintain this delusion towards both others and myself.

>>390121367
Dude I'm with you. Got so addicted to the tedious little shit in Assassin's Creed and I have no idea why.

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>>390086910

>>390086910
I played HellMOO and became obsessed with raping orphans

This and the naturally repulsive, perverted playerbase (nevermind I am a pervert myself) lead to me rerolling multiple times.

>>390121664
Maybe I just don't get VN's but why is that one character a suicidal fuckup?
Who thought that was a good idea to add into a porn VN?

i pooped myself playing the diablo 2 shareware over 17 years ago, and ruined my favorite Raiders jersey, which was tucked into my shorts for some reason.

>>390121757
drama and tragic backstory makes you more likely to get attached to a character through pity

>>390091325
Nigger what? Not even S3&K? That's like the easiest one and completely doable even by shitters, and that's even going by 90s standards instead of 2017 game journalist standards.

Any time I find gambling minigames in vidya, I will either blow all my cash or I will make buttloads of money.

>Fable skill games
>RDR poker
>Lucky Hit in Shenmue II
>etc

>>390091674
Have you ever consider a game journalist career? Sounds like it suits you perfectly.

>>390122008
>Fallout NV
>roll 10 luck
>gamble
>literally cannot lose
deep gameplay

>>390091674
Is this a copypasta now? I've definitely seen this before.

>>390091325
Sit down and take the games slowly. Drink everything in, and try to figure out what you are doing wrong every time you fail. If you work at it and git gud, finally beating a beloved game from your childhood feels great. I loved Mario 64 and Bomberman Hero as a kid, but I wasn't that great at games so I never 100%ed them. In college, I decided at different points that I was finally going to sit down and beat the pants off of them and it was a lot of fun.

I pretended to be a girl just to get free games, it actually worked.

>>390102292
Give Link's Awakening or A Link to the Past a chance. You just might like them

>>390118856
Nothing wrong with revisiting your favorites.

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It worries me that RTS AIs didn't evolve all the time. Neither in the form of human-like input and gameplay requirements (scouting instead of always knowing where all the players units are and not being omnipresent) nor in tactics (using player developed strategies from multiplayer games or at least basic stuff like retreating if there's no chance of winning; moving around defenses instead of running into them or at least bringing the right units to deal with them).

>>390086910
i have spent countless hours playing the poker minigame in New Super Mario Bros
I don't regret a second of it, shit was fun

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>>390086910
I tell my friend i hate COD and that its shit.
but still buy the new one every year and enjoy the fuck out of him, having a second steam acount with only COD games that my friend would not know.

>>390086910
I masturbate to video game characters

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at least post the original for others....

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I actually play video games and almost never come to /v/

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>>390123203
Don't we all?

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>>390123090
Y tho

I think The Last of Us was shit

Only this isn't a secret I am ashamed of

>>390122193
>Fallout 1
>50 gambling skill
>hold down 4 and 1 at a gambling table
>20000 caps in 15 minutes

I cook my steaks right out of the freezer.

>>390091674
Wow. End yourself.

I've barely played any main stream franchises

>never beat a LoZ game
>never beat a mario game
>never beat tales of, final fantasy, grand theft auto, sonic game (except mania), tomb raider
Nearly any series I haven't beaten cause games take too long or I lose interest and have mostly just beaten smaller indie games because they only take 6 or less hours to beat. And at this point I have no idea where to start my gaming career with all the franchises and options so I get overwhelmed and stick with my indie shit and smaller games.

>>390091674
>I bought Soul Caliber 4 just so I could jerk off
I did this but then thoroughly enjoyed the gameplay

>>390123705
>Hadn't played FO1 in a while
>Resumed my most recent save
>wtf why do I have so much money?

Now I remember.

When I was 15 and sleeping over at my mate's house one time when everyone else was asleep I masturbated and came on his 12 year old sister's face.

>>390123013
So did I, anon.
I have a few hundred hours logged on Pokemon Diamond and over half of them are from the digging minigame.

>>390124074
This is not vidya related!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>390124083
Holy shit I totally forgot about that minigame, same dude

>>390124074
Did they find you out? Did they search for the mystery cummer?

>>390118046
Literally me, except I've never had a girlfriend and am a complete and total virgin.

>>390121664
close enough but with ssbbw furry porn

I like to cook my eggs out of the shell in boiling water. Gives them a great consistency.

>>390124239
First he comes to your house, then he cums on your sister's face

>>390124172
When I slept over at my mate's house we would play Ratchet and Clank games but I would always screen cheat.

>>390124239
No. It goes clear as it dries and no one said anything about it in the morning and I was always welcome over at their house.

>>390124317
You mean you like to soft boil them?

>>390124358
How did his sister treat you after that?

>>390124408
I wondered if that term was correct. Yes indeed.

>>390086910
I once played Eternal Darkness for 12 hours straight until the wee hours of the morning when I had to leave for work. I had mild hallucinations and answered the phone from the wrong company. The company whose name I gave over the phone belonged to a man who was standing right in front of me. No doubt he heard me. There were a lot of weird stares

>>390124457
No different than before. She would always want to play vidya with us but she was bad and there were only 2 controllers.

>>390124675
that's hot

>>390086910
i hate waifufags but yet i still play thoese type of games

Sometimes I ragequit

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I hate having to repair or maintain anything in games.

I like stories over gameplay sometimes.

I hate all jrpgs without exception and cannot wrap my head around why people like something that is so awkward and obviously made for a Japanese market.

I consider Splinter Cell Chaos Theory to be one of the greatest games ever made on every level that a game can be measured.

I don't understand the appeal of Counter Strike or Pubg

>>390125235
>I don't understand the appeal of Counter Strike or Pubg

thats pretty normale for /v

>>390086910
I bought Ocarina of Time for 3DS to play for the first time because I never owned an N64. I got stuck somewhere, didn't know what to do next and dropped the game.

>>390125235
I agree with everything but the JRPG thing. I was turned on to those games from a very early age, like back when I was just breaking my teeth on platformers really, and it changed videogames for me forever.

Counter-strike is so shitty.

The only RPGS I ever finished were Persona 4 and 5. With every other I lose interest half- to three quarters through and stop playing even if I really enjoyed them.
Every time I want to go back to them I start a new save and the same shot happens again.

>>390125398
This is offensive.

>>390125398
That version is 100% superior to the console one.

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I wanna play simulator vidya and maybe buy a few games that i am interested in but i cant find a job because i live in a shithole country and ergo i cant do what i want to do with my life, making me depressed. I am also anti social, and while i've been told to be pretty and confident i dont know how to talk to girls, rejected girls because i was too beta, i am kind of a pedo and i hate myself for it, and lately a few good friends deleted me and blocked me for no reason.

Overall i feel like if i am being denied happiness and i cant do nothing to change that, and i will never be happy in my life.

>>390125557
I know what you mean and I agree with you. But the 3DS is also a console, albeit a portable one.

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Don't tell anyone

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>>390086910
I turn to guides far too quickly. Rather than powering through even basic things like AA, I looked up what to do.

I like to talk a lot if shit about popular games and I truly believe that I enjoy anime Fightan Games and RPG's the most out of all genres but my Steam most played looks like this:
Dota 2: 6000 Hours, Team Fortress 2: 400 Hours, Skyrim 250 Hours.

Yet whenever someone talks about monad I say they're shit and I try to convince myself that I only play them because my poor fag normie friends don't play anything else.

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>>390125235
>i like stories over gameplay
>i hate all jrpgs without exception and cannot wrap my head around why people like something that is so awkward and obviously made for a japanese market

I only play games with decent husbandos

>>390104028
Same but reverse, 2D Zelda is boring to me.

>>390125940
who is this? image search revealed nothing

>>390126498
You should try A Link Between Worlds if you haven't already. Might change your mind a bit about that style.

>>390118046
Almost in the same boat, dated a girl for like 6 years and we had the same interests, we both did the whole normie by day dwarf fortress anime autist by night thing, both were /pol/ as fuck, her family was from the nordic countries . Broke up from distance due to grad school and work, not a single other girl I've talked to is half as interesting, I've turned down plenty of second dates just so I can masturbate, watch anime, and shitpost about how bloodborne is worse than DS2.

>>390126943
Some girls are niche-interest autists waiting to happen and could really fall for someone who introduces them to such a world of debauchery.

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>>390091674
This is pretty bad

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>>390086910
I refuse to allow myself to play easy mode on any game, so if I'm super shit at some part or get stuck I will become pissed off and stop playing for a while. I also have a bad habit of bringing games and then going on long hiatuses, usually never completing them despite dozens to hundreds of hours.

>>390126541
The show was called Moonbeam City.
It had a single season on Comedy Central.

>>390129034
Binging* games.

I can't play most western games because they are mind numbingly boring.

>>390129101
bingeing?

>>390129175
Nah, it's spelled binging

I still have fun occasionally playing minecraft.

>>390086910
I buy games I will likely never play just to own them and on the off chance I ever actually get to them

>>390086910
I gift addictive games to people I dislike to make them lazier.

>>390127191
I have comprehensive knowledge of the command inputs of every perverted-looking attack in majority of the fighting games ever made.

I routinely exploit this knowledge knowing full well my friends and those I play against keep lowering their guard or have harder times preventing being hit by said moves, often leading me to win more matches, especially if I save said moves for near the end of the match just to rub it in all the more.

Whether or not my friends are aware of it or not, I don't know and it never comes up, but they routinely end up underneath an ass or face-to-crotch at the end of roughly half their matches against me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OGdKU4BnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcKqWtoaGu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq4s3nRP6ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc4JQxhpI9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUfJ7IQBArI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toWWKk3lLak (4:36)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyuN7c6QDz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64qpQWCZzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_g_SyBsWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyUduPPXQr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3vM38iuHUg

I can probably name at least 30 or so instances I can name off the top of my head that is unrelated to rainbow mika and before SF was even announced

>>390129318
apparently both is correct

I use hacks in on-line games not for victory or to annoy people, but only to please my fetishes.

I suck at most of the games, and I'm only good at reading trivia, noticing comical reliefs, and pop culture references. I really love to read about stuff on the internet, especially on Wikipedia and Reddit.

I constantly lie that I've played a lot, but I'm still sitting with shitty Pentium D PC, very few GB of DDR2 RAM, and very old GPU. Hell, I've been even playing on Windows XP until 2015. I'm poor, I can't afford very good computer or decent console, and I'm probably most pathetic person alive, maybe even more than guys on /r9k/.

The only consoles I had were PS2 Phat that broke after 2 weeks of playing, and PSP Slim.

I suck at most shooter games, that's why I usually play them on Normal or Easy difficulty.

On MP shooters I die very quickly. I'm probably only good at support like healing. I'm actually scared of shooting anyone. I also sometimes love to troll/exploit bugs and abuse broken gameplay like in Battlefield.

I suck at PvP because I'm too scared to attack anyone and it's frightening, I always pick Alliance in WoW, and the only classes I'm good at are MW/WW Monk, BM Hunter, Warlock, Arcane Mage, and Feral/Boomkin Druid. I find the latter one kinda tricky to play. I also like to play Prot Warrior, even though I suck at it.

I tell everyone that I love Dark Souls, but I've never played it, not even once, but I love memes.

I suck at playing with a controller, I more prefer M+KB.

I suck at MOBAs, but I publicly say that DotA 2 is better than SMITE and League even though I've only played League and only saw a few Twitch streams of The International. I also say that League is spawn of salt and herecy, even though I easily almost went to Challenger with only Teemo and Veigar on the middle of Season 6 in Korea and EU West servers.

I love stories over gameplay. I love to wonder what happens after the game ends, and reading fanfiction.

I hate Metal Gear games, I think they're overrated. Only love memes and sountrack, and maybe design of some characters.

I will buy a game no questions asked if it has interesting or complex magic gameplay. Hell, I'll buy a game if it lets me make a cute witch in general. I've bought some absolute garbage over the years because of this. Don't get Lichdom:battlemage.
fable 2 is one of my favorite games of all time and I unironically love it more than 1/TLC
If a game lets me play as a shota I'll always pick that option otherwise I'll always be a qt gril. This extends to porn games.
I write r34 smut for people who paypal me for it. It used to be a vital source of income that could make or break me making rent; now, it's where I get my vidya money.
I genuinely find it easier to sink into fallout 4 for a new autistic base building loot shooting playthrough than I do a new playthrough of new vegas. To be fair, I usually get bored of fallout 4 before I even get close to the end, while I always finish NV playthroughs.
I act like a huge touhou fan but the only games I've gotten normal endings on are IN on easy and LolK on pointdevice easy. I praise SA to anyone who will hear but I needed 3 continues to clear it on easy and I've only done it once. I got into the series because of some half-translated text-only japanese porn games.
I use cheat engine prolifically. Rare is the game that I don't get impatient with and cheat. I've gotten a bit better about it recently, but I still succumb to temptation. I used it all the time back when I played DS1. And despite using it so much, the only thing I'm able to do is search for and modify values one at a time, each time I restart the game.
I've delved into game's codes for the sole purpose of modding in easy cheat options.
I've bought gems for GW2.

>>390129804
In pocket fighter, Sakura has an air throw.
KoF has Shermie's special throw "shermie spiral"
NeoGeo Battle Colesium has Shiki's rape-y looking move where it looks like she's sucking out the opponent's soul via orgasm.

elsewhere:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50g1FzgPww (kisarah is historically first ever to mount downed opponent and hump face)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBxcm6hAgOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWdy7px7PtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_E_pbMj91E (last 3 moves only)

>>390122297
It must be, I've seen it too

>>390116153
EYE

I have skype sex with south asian girls, i feel disgusted afterwards

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I try really hard at games, but my only motivation is to make someone else mad. My teammates, my enemies, the developers, the gatekeepers of the meta, doesn't matter. In a pure contest of skill, my motivation is gone, but if there is a chance that reading this wiki for hours will make someone else angry, I'll devote to it.

>>390086910
I actively shit on weeb games, but I'd love to try some of them
I can't because I'm a PCfag and use steam which has absolutely fucking zero privacy
too insecure to let my friends see I'm playing some weeb shit
I realise how pathetic this is

>>390125874
Garden Warfare was fun though

im scared to tank or heal in WoW incase i get it wrong.

Bizarrely i leveled my priest to 95 healing dungeons, im just too scared to try a LFR.

>>390135010
you're aware you could just make an alt, right
or just pirate the things

>>390087878
Cooking mama is soothing.
Also playing runescape before bed relaxes me.

>>390136243
I won't be able to use my main account's funds on an alt, which means I'd have to pay separately for the weeb games. I might do it when I run out of funds on my main account
I only pirate if I want to see if the game is worth my money before buying it. If I know I won't buy it whether I like it or not, I don't pirate

>>390136580
>can't use main accounts funds on an alt
>literally buy a game as a gift for steam friend, that friend being your alt
You retarded or something?

>>390120641
600 Yen for coffee? Fuck right off, what a scam

>>390136702
I know that steam tells literally everyone in the activity section when I buy a game for myself. Does it not happen when you buy the game as a gift? Might try it with some trash game that costs a few cents first

>>390121116
I invoke this feeling more than I should and I feel horrible, once in awhile I see him sometime this week.
Not really, I know that and he knows that. Truly a horrible time but we understand each other.

I have good friends.

>>390086910
..deleted my friend's 300 hours witcher 3 save by accident and walked out of his house like nothing happened
next thing I remember he was screaming

I like video games