>30 bosses >20$ >each boss only 0.67$

bretty gud :D

>>390080574
>someone thinks this is a good way to measure video game costs

>>390080774
second post best post
I can just make those giant ass open world games with nothing on it and rightfully charge 100 bucks since you will take forever to get all the feathers and catalog every faggymon?
All that said,I will day one pirate cuphead

>>390080574
You can get for $16 if you pre order from gmg with 20CUPHEAD

>inb4 shilling

I bought it to co op with my gf.

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>>390080574
This guys is just stupid. A game is more than a fucking division.

>>390080574
I've not been paying much attention to this. Is it coming to Steam/GoG?

>>390080574
20usd is my laundry money for a week. I'll comeback when this game goes 1 digit in price

>>390081241
Yes, the pages are already up.

>>390081471
>paying to do laundry
Buy a fucking washer.

>>390081150
Is english your first language

>>390080574
i'll buy the game or not depending on
1. how the gameplay looks after launch
2. how the game looks once you disable annoying filters
don't really care about the sticker price. the game is made using very inefficient methods, which makes it more expensive to produce anyway

>>390081561
Denuvo?

>>390080574
>implying I'll get $10 worth since the game is so hard

>>390080574
yeah but the tutorial is unbeatable and unskippable

>>390081863
I just said it was on Gog.

>>390081823
REALLY
E
A
L
L
Y

>>390081095
I did this.

Will I regret it /v/?
7 decides

>>390081823
Well that was dumb.

>>390080574

i cared 2 years ago

>>390082148
missed your Posted from my iPhone.

>>390081823
So deep

>>390081823
WHY

WHY

WHY

I JUST WANTED A CUTE 2D CONTRA WITH NICE GRAPHICS

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO INSERT SOMETHING LIBERAL TO A CARTOON

>>390081823

Holy shit this is disappointing

>>390080574
It's a deal! It's a steal! It's the sale of the fucking century!

>>390081823
Wait, is this from the guys who did Cuphead?

>>390082129
yes

>>390083372
its a music video but way to get triggered

>>390081823

Iv bin epik beited.

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>>390081823
>babby's first social commentary
dropped

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>>390083431
>>390083524

>>390083372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VASywEuqFd8
good poster

>>390081823

DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO

>>390082129
No

>>390083372
>WHY DID THEY HAVE TO INSERT SOMETHING LIBERAL TO A CARTOON
Wow, it's just like 70s cartoons!

>>390081823
this bait

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>>390080574
> play MMORPG
>get a monthly check from game company because hours spent playing

pretty gud

>>390083524

Its the opening cutscene

>>390083372
>Disliking smartphones is a liberal propaganda

Way to show you IQ poltard.

>>390083945
Fuck off I saw this in high school a few years back before cuphead was announced.

>>390083824
>>390083587
glad to see only two people bothered to fact-check

>>390084083
i think it's funny because the video could be called degeneracy.mpeg and it should fit with his views

Wait, source on boss count?
>>390082129
Nope. You'll love it

>>390084152
well, it doesn't look like cuphead and i really like animation, so it's only natural to look for the source

>>390083372
I don't think you know what the fuck liberal means

>>390082129
>>390081095
every fag that ever does this always fucking cries at launch when the keys arent available immediately

every fucking game, every fucking time.

its like you niggers never learn

>>390083372
what are you, my fucking mom?

how boring are you irl?

>>390083945
Can confirm this anon is right

>>390084267
I don't have a problem with fact-checking, I have a problem with the fact most people's first reaction was sperging out, even though the 'old-timey-cartoon' artstyle isn't unique to Cuphead.

>>390080574
the game used to be only boss battles you retard, i bet the levels suck ass

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me on the left

>>390081823
>BEFORE SMARTPHONES PEOPLE WERE TALKING ALL THE TIME WITH STRANGERS AND ENGAGING IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES FAR MORE WITH LESS SKIN DEEP JUDGEMENT

This is what people believe?

>>390080574
What an idiots. They should have released it with 10 bosses for 20$ and then pump out the 20 left as a DLC for 2-5$ each.

>>390080574
Metal Slug 3 has 10 bosses, what's your point?

>>390081823
> I, an intellectual

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>>390084691
delusion is one hell of a drug

>>390084773
Fuck off EA

>>390081574
He might be a city cuck where they cost twice as much in a 150 mile radius and wouldn't have the room for one anyway.

>>390082129
It will kill you

>>390081823

This is really good, actually.

>>390084846
Maybe western countries deserve to die after all.

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>>390081823
>>390083824


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmi-MtP969M

Just...damn...

>>390082129
you won't regret it however it will turn you into everything you hate and you'll love it

>>390083372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0
more leaked cutscenes

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>>390084117
>Fuck off I saw this in high school a few years back before cuphead was announced.

Why all the lies? It references Pokemon GO which released last year.

>>390085207
Welp, the digits have spoken

>>390081095
The entire track list for the games soundtrack is visible on the deluxe editions page.

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>>390084313
I've pre-ordered several times from third party sites, even gray sites, and I've never had a problem.

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>>390083372
>not cuphead
>video actually mooks modern degeneracy
>it's not a mspaint infographic and has artistic merit
>so it must be liberal REEEE
how to spot a reddit /pol/nigger

>>390084117
>>390085301
>Published on Oct 18, 2016

>>390085196

Wtf Is this really the new sequel to Cuphead? It's very intellectual, but I hate it because i'm a Drumpf supporter and stupid.

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>>390085425

>>390085196
That dollar-swastika cracked me up.

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>>390083372
>le liberal boogeyman

>>390085425
The fuck is that?

>>390081823
Really fried my noodles

>>390085296
how the fuck is that not removed because of racism?

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>>390085502
Then what the fuck did I see in high school a few years ago?!

>>390085710
Because you didn't.
You're lying.

Is there any source on the 30 bosses claim?

>>390085653
it's not racism if it's produced by a black

>>390085653
because it's ok when black people do it

>>390085425
This is anon's skeleton, you caused a seizure. I have your information and will haunt you.

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>>390081823
DROPPED

>>390085296
Here's the Cuphead ending cinematic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt_1WxtztQM

>>390081823
really gets the ol brain matter jigglin'

>>390085653
>>390085821
>>390085825
how fucking dense can you be

>>390086153
who in the world manually disables functional embedding, why is that even an option?

>>390086259
not an argument

>>390080574
>>390084567
The game still is only boss battles, the levels are all just bonuses

>>390084773
DLCs are alreqdy confirmed, 10-15 bosses each.

>>390085653
anon might be wrong, but given this is how black people were drawn in cartoons when such a style being used in the video was popular, maybe that's sorta the point

>>390081823
>0:39
What the fuck was that supposed to represent? Jesus christ they aren't even trying

>>390085196
reminder that all illiberals are weirdo romanticists that think people making their own decisions leads to degeneracy, and that a wise authority figure should tell them how to human properly

>>390080948
If you make that game pretty with some 2deep4u ruinss and shit all over the place I'd buy it.

>>390084152
Don't expect any type of fact-checking from /pol/.

>>390080774
It makes as much sense as calculating cost per hour of gameplay, and a lot of people here stand by that method.

>>390085781
But I do have memories of my teacher in HS showing us a movie like this

>>390087021
not really
the amount of time is a measure of engagement
adding 1000 bosses doesn't represent how much engagement you have, since you might think they are shit and stop playing after the first one

Hold the fuck up, this is only local coop on steam?

>>390081823
>all these faggots thinking it's from the game
it's fucking music video mongrels, iggy pop or something

>>390087180
anon, fun fact, that artstyle isn't exclusive to these two things! what a surprise, right?

>>390087230
Yeah, and the amount of time could inflated by boring grinding that you don't like but you want to get the best equipment or whatever.

>>390087383
i mean if they comment on how a game was worth $60, because of the 900 hours of gameplay they obtained, then they must like/be addicted to eating shit

No Man's Sky is priceless, so.

>>390087651
i actually tried to warn people about that game's advertising gimmick, but they never listen

>>390084083
The baby leaps up and punches a guy in a confederate shirt

>>390084846
>feeding your brain with classic literature is the same as playing angry birds on your iphone

>starts with vidya
>ends with /pol/

such is the fate of a thread made on /v/

>>390084152
I've seen this shit in LOL threads. You got the one with the hunter?
Besides it's poorly animated compared to cuphead.
>>390086891
>fact checking anywhere here

>>390087862
for another tell us about the classic literature you have read so we can compare
bet it's some really fundamentally informative works and not escapism

>>390080574
Awful art style, $20 is too much money for this.

>>390088012
50 shades of fuck you

>>390081823
>FUCKING EVIL WHITE SOUTHERN MALE WITH EVIL SHIRT OF OPPRESSION LITERALLY RAPING STRONK FEMINIST WOMYN
>on an inner city subway

so powerful

>>390081823
REALLY MADE ME THINK

>>390087867
meanwhile, if theres more than one new vegas thread active, the mods will delete

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>>390081823
Honestly, what did people think others did before smartphones became massively common?

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>>390080574

>>390088359
watch television for six hours a day

>>390088359
Masturbate?

>>390081823

Woah...fucking...redpilled AF.

>>390088359
listen to music

>>390088359
Watch TV all day long.

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>>390081823
Holy shit man look at all those redpills, the whole point of the game is shitting on the braindead culture.

>>390087651

Priceless? More like worthless.

>>390081823
reported for off-topic te-he he

>>390082129

yes

Are people on /v/ really retarded to the point of unironically believing that the shitty animation is from Cuphead?

>>390089005
>Make tutorial and 1st level impossible for casuals to beat
>make all those redpills
This is it. The beta uprising is now!

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>>390081823
HOLY FUCK RED PILLED AF /pol/ GOTYAY

>>390089146
if i say yes, will you get an entirely undeserved sense of self-importance that you will carry with you into other areas of your life to disastrous results

>>390081823
wow that was really eye opening LOL!
>ppl use phone
>ppl ignore bad stuff habbeding
>ppl are sheeple
makes me think

>>390085459
>>390085554
Pretty much this, all those comments that don't get a single point about the video.

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>>390089005
>redpills
>braindead culture
>posts smug advertisement tree
you have to be 25 or older to use that meme

>>390081823
>Cellphones make you kick puppies

>>390086891
This is not /pol/ though.

>>390084846
>reading the fucking news to stay updated and acually reading in the first place
>compared to snap chatting , phone games, facebook, youtube, and memes all used for entertainment and getting a quick laugh
KYS

>>390087862
>classic literature
>literally just reading fucking newspapers

>>390089335
>tfw so smart

>>390081823
This is so ridiculously not from the game at all despite the baity filename.

>>390084846
I wonder if journals on first world countries were as much propaganda as they have always been here.

>>390081823
Why did the bother going for an old rubberhose style of aesthetic and then cheap out so much on the actual animation? It seriously just looks like flash garbage for a good 90% of it.

I know animation is hard but if you are going to try and pay homage to something, at least put in a little effort to recreate it instead of quarter-assing it.

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>>390081823
TECH IS EVIL
CONSUMERISM = BAD
PHONES AND COMPUTERS ARE BAD
THAT'S WHY I MADE A WHOLE VIDEO
AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET
AND SHARED IT
AND MONETIZED IT
AND SELL ITEMS AND MAKE MONEY OFF IT

>>390089524
all of william randolph hearst's publications were of the finest caliber, and if you disagree i shall declare war against spain

>>390080948
cognitive dissonance, the post

>>390081823
*pants* guh...my....head.....

>>390089584
It may interest you to know that I can't think of a single reason for it to be animated in rubberhose style other than "it's cool," or "it will get views." I can understand why the Story of OJ video was, since it tied in nicely with the themes of the song. This, however, is simply a tacked on marketing point

>>390089637
Guns are bad but you need a gun to defeat a gun. Heh nothing personnel

>>390082129
gay

>>390089428
>newspapers dont have comics
>newspapers dont have opinion pieces
>newspapers dont have ads
>newspapers dont have ask pages

ok dude, sure thing

I really love how once information of ANY KIND is on paper its suddenly legitimate.
Fuck off

>>390089524
Newspaper catered to the mass always have been propaganda or tabloid. If they are privately funded, they will stick to one out of two party. If they are goverment funded, then it's obvious.
The least amount of propaganda is found in the one catered to the business and scientific community.

>>390089768
>Guns are bad
kek

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>>390081823
>that shitty flash animation

>>390081823
That's pretty clearly not cuphead. That's not even Cupheads style but I don't think anyone can tell because they don't know enough about animation.
Well what do I expect competency on /v/

>>390089206
Unfortunately I was wrong, as much as I wanted a game to have the same sort of commentary that's not the case, the video in question was from a music video.

>>390089905
>humans are bad and need authority to figures
>let's give them tool designed for a specfic purpose: murder

>>390090023
thats the joke

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>>390085425
ow

>>390080574
>great animation and artstyle
>repetitive gameplay and boring levels
lel

>>390089428
tabloid trash news were great times amirite

>>390090023
>That's not even Cupheads style
blame it on the trailers and in game GCs not having anything to do with the gameplay graphics. People simply don't expect this kind of thing anymore.

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>>390090038
No way?

>>390090049
(You)

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You niggers are dumb as fuck, lets talk about something actually interesting. Like who's the best girl http://www.strawpoll.me/13898705

>>390089428
You forget that 99% of newspapers back then were fucking rags, no more informative than your Facebook feed and just as biased.

They still are today, actually, but it's not as extreme because declining readership means that the only newspaper business strategy that works is a catch-all strategy so bias is muted. Previously you'd be able to target niches very effectively (e.g. the proliferation of "Red Star" newspapers).

OP here.

>Make thread with silly statement
>Waiting for funny replies and discussion
>/pol/

I'm really starting to hate this board.

>>390090734
nice blog
i just ate some celery and carrots
want to know about my day

>>390090541
Its hilda berg non debatable
>Capthca Woodpecker
kek.

>>390090541
I'd fuck her bon bons

>>390090832
I just had sex with my boyfriend, and no I'm not LARPing.

>>390090832
*Jumps into you lap and looks up at you*
So how was it.

>>390081823
CAPITALISM
B T F O

>>390090832
What's the circumference of your asshole?

>>390081095
Thanks, mate. Also, never had trouble with getting keys from this site.

>>390090926
Back the fuck off??

Is Hilda the Zeppelin Girl with Pearl's nose?

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>>390090853
Good taste, although I think they're all pretty cute and have cool designs so far.

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>>390090958
Roll 1d100 and consult the chart.

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>>390091010
Yes.
Shes also best girl.

>>390090173
It's a gif

>>390091050
I know this artist.

>>390091081
OP agree.

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>>390091081
Please don't compare her to that melodrama-trash

Also where did you find her name?

>>390081095
it's 15.76 on GOG

>>390091189
She looks like a drama queen. I want to fuck both at the same time

>>390080574
Just watched the trailer and I spent the entire time repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my desk for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>DUDE RUN DASH AND SHOOT THINGS TO COMPLETE EVERY LEVEL LMAO
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>>390081471
Nigger why are you worried about saving $20 when you're spending nearly a grand a year to wash your clothes? You can find a washer and dryer on Craigslist for $300

>>390089428
journalism is literal PURE GARBAGE and if you disagree you are the epitome of a subhuman

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>>390081823
>look up video
>the webm cuts out before a scene where thousands of people on their phones walk off a cliff

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>>390091287
If you're talking about Hilda Berg still, it's from one of the gameplay videos
https://youtu.be/54Nzs4rFNvU?t=503

>>390086259
do you not even see what is currently happening right now? Fucking nigger.

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divide all your deaths by 3 then multiply by .25 to gauge the game's real value

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>work for years to bring your vision to life
>painstakingly hand-drawn animated
>two of you re-mortgage your houses
>literally everything depends on this game being a success

>still release it DRM-free at launch
>still reduce the price for international players to account for exchange rate
What's your fucking excuse big publishers?

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>>390092042

Did we see any gameplay for the bride?

>>390092042
Thanks.

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>>390092748
The bride hasn't been seen anywhere but the trailer, for now

>>390084846
>>390084691
>This is what people believe?
>t. 18 year olds who werent alive preinternet
You really have no idea how antisocial people have become. Social skills are nonexistant these days I dont remeber the last time anyone older than 20 was able to maintain eye contact or even a conversation without showing signs of anxiety.

You could hardly survive back then without decent social skills. No texting or emails which forced people into actual conversation.