Perfect women don't exi-

>tfw no gf

>>390033485
>Destiny
>Forza
>NuHalo

So she made him snip his balls right before breaking up with him? Pretty ruthless.

Wtf? Why did he remove his balls? The games are a parting gift, definitely.

>>390033485
>Xbox.
>Too selfish about 'ruining her body' to have children.
Better off getting divorced.

At least he won't reproduce.
The wife will though, with Tyrone's baby.

>>390033581
literally what is wrong with Forza unless you're an Assettofag?

>>390033485
I'd bet a few hundred he's getting cucked.

>>390033674
He got a vasectomy not a castration.

>>390033485
>I cut my penis yesterday and my bull's gf bought me this

>>390033792
Same thing. He's no longer a man either way.

>>390033485
>wife
she bought a lot of expensive shit from their shared bank account without asking him

>>390033674
His wife forced him to so she doesn’t accidentally have a white kid.

>>390033868
Not really his body still produces testosterone, he can still get hard and cum. He just can't have kids and why would you want to anyway?

>>390033983
>walking down the street with his wife
>she's subconsciously thinking how every man that passes could impregnate her but her husband literally can't
He's fucked.

>>390033868
Vasectomy can be undone.
Castration cannot.
You need to chill the fuck out. Its not a she or feminist thing.
Plenty of guys get them so they can have carefree sex with their wives

>>390033885
This. She probably bought that stuff from money HE had earned anyway.

>>390034073
Get a load of this faggot

>>390034073
It can theoretically be undone. In most cases though undoing doesn't work properly so you're actively removing yourself from the gene pool

>>390034058
If she cared she would've said she didn't want him to have it done.

>>390033485
>gifted an Xbone

I smell a divorce. Cutting his cock'n'balls off herself with rusty, dull, safety scissors would have been less devastating.

>>390033485
That's just sad.

>wanting to have children
fucking cucks

> not blurring out those codes

>>390034058
This is stupid, because people have all kinds of retarded subconscious impulses. I'm pretty happy with my GF, and she's a smokeshow, but I still think about banging other girls that walk past me down the street.
Also, you fucking her and having kids won't stop her from thinking she wants some strange dick either

>>390034191
>women
>saying and doing what they really mean
Pick one

>>390033485
I am perfectly fine with getting a vasectomy so long as she gets her tubes tied.

>>390034284
How does it feel to be unfaithful

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>>390034284
>I still think about banging other girls that walk past me down the street
The difference is that you don't get to indulge in those fantasies, unlike your girlfriend.

>>390033485
I got my balls snipped a long time ago because I never want to have children.

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>>390034317
>What? No, Anon, I don't want to do that. What if I change my mind later in life?

>>390034284
this anon gets it
>>390034332
it's not being unfaithful if she encourages it

>>390034332
It feels pretty normal, because having a passing thought about intercourse with a stranger means you have testosterone.
How does it feel to be a low test beta that has never lifted a weight, or fucked a woman?

>>390033885
>>390034106
or they just have separate accounts you betas lmao like did you guys get molested by a girl as a kid or somerthing

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What is /pol/'s obsession with other couples having white kids?
Can't you just make your own?

>>390034317
whats the point of her getting her tubes tied? If she gets pregnant, you know she cheated.

>>390033485
>implying the guy isn't single and faked this shit to get likes

>>390034405
Then I wont get a vasectomy. Its as simple as that.

Or

How dare you tell me what to do with my body! My body my choice!

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>vasectomy

>>390034265
>LIMITED TIME OFFER

claimed

Are there any health reasons for doing vasectomy? I have no idea why would anyone do it on their own.

>>390034361
Elaborate.

>>390034432
Wrong on both counts buddy. The thought of fucking other women just never entered my mind cuz I'm not a cheater.
Jerk off to anime. Those girls don't exist so it's guilt-free.

>>390034361
>not having a girlfriend that brings home women for you
get a load of this casual

>>390034549
Some liberal men find it unhealthy to not have black men fuck their wives so they have it done to encourage their wives to sleep with Tyrone.

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>>390033485

But I wanted PS4, you whore!

>>390034549
>I have no idea why would anyone do it on their own.
It's one of those "childfree" things that Jews are actively pushing in the West.

There are cases where this sort of thing is recommended.

Say you meet the love of your life, you stick together for years and you finally pop the question. She says yes and you get married. Everything is going well until you try to have kids, turns out your both genetic carriers of a recessive autosomal disorder which gives your children a 50% chance of being affected.

Your options are:
1. Attempt to have kids knowing they have a 50/50 chance of being affected
2. Break up and find another partner
3. Get a vasectomy and live happily together.

Sure she could also get her tubes tied in return, but that's assuming that you don't go down the sperm doner route for having a child.

>>390034549
Never heard of any health reasons, the whole idea behind it is that you can have sex without thinking about protection, while at the same time not risking having a baby you don't want. Although even vasectomy is not a perfectly safe contraception, sometimes the procedure just doesn't work and the man is still fertile.

In fact, it's actually quite unhealthy, as it won't keep the man safe from diseases, and any surgical alteration of body's function can't be that good for you, for both men and women alike.

>>390034549
To cum inside a girl without her getting pregnant obviously you virgin

>>390034718
indeed, and also getting tubes tied is a lot more invasive and complicated.

>>390034718
>childless
>live happily

Oy vey.

>>390034769
What's the fucking point then, you perma-childless cuck?

Why the fuck would you want children?
>inb4: muh white race

>>390034779
So you'd break up with the love of your life because you're genetically incompatible?

>>390034549
I don't think it really does anything good or bad for you, outside of the obvious 'can't have kids anymore' bit. My dad got a vasectomy after my little sister was born (5th kid) and he's been hale and healthy for decades afterwards.

>>390034647
>Just jerk off to anime bro, lmao.
>Fucking up your brain and testosterone.
That's still unfaithful, but with a cartoon so you have brain damage. Also, you have no GF or she's ugly as fuck. Lift a weight and maybe eat properly and you might score a woman that isn't so fat that you jerk off to Pokemon.

>>390034847
Don't worry, nobody wants yours.

>>390034842
If you already have kids and want to have spontaneous sex with your wife.

>>390034854
If she's love of your life you will be looking for opportunities to have children with her.

>>390034842
Having children is the top level of cuckdom.

>>390034943
They made pills for that.

>>390034847
to spread your genetics far and wide into the women of different races, while your white wife takes care of your pure white children after bringing other women home for you.

>there are people on this board who are so insecure that they think a vasectomy will result in getting cucked

>>390035037
Sure thing, cuck.

>not getting a vasectomy in 2017
Face it, no sane person wants to bring a child into this world.

>>390034902
Ok I don't want either so? I don't care about the white race or the country I live in, or any of you pol bullshit. Most people don't care. They either do have children because why not or don't because I don't want to. Have you ever been outside of your room?

>>390035053
Those pills have crazy side effects on some women

>>390035053
pills can really fuck up hormones and libido though, not to mention affect weight gain

>>390035107
>lol dude u don't want to be neutered? what are you, insecure?! huh?!

>>390034718
Or you could just try to have a kid and have it genetically tested for that disease before it is even a month in the womb. Of course you leave that option out, Schlomo

>>390035053
Pills screw up women's hormones, make them gain weight faster and from a doctor's words carry the risk of blood clots forming in the vascular system.

>>390035163
>have kids
>dont want kids anymore
>get vasectomy

Or
>dont want kids
>get vasectomy
>get it undone if you want kid

Wow very complex!!

>>390035137
>I don't care, that's why I entered this thread and keep replying

ok

>>390035154
>>390035162
But vasectomy is perfectly healthy, eh?

>>390035220
It is, yeah.

>>390035220
No surgery is "healthy" but vasectomy can have a lot less side effects then literally fucking with your hormones for fun, which is what the pill does

>>390035217
>get it undone
Good luck with that, cucklord.

>>390035220
>But vasectomy is perfectly healthy, eh?
Yes? Provided you aren't a retard and follow the doctor's after-surgery recommendations.

>>390033485
>the vasectomy meme
My friend got a vasectomy and still managed to get his fiancee pregnant. The vasectomy didn't do shit.

>>390034990
That was option one, have a kid knowing it has a 50/50 chance of being affected.
Not all autosomal disorders are life threatening, but most are hard to live with and reduce life expectancy of the child. Also if your child did get to procreate, then regardless of who he does it with there's always a 25% chance of them being a carrier for the disorder, which leads to complications for later generations.

>>390034779
Until such a t ime that I can charge my children for the cost of raising them or the government institutes laws forcing them to take care of me when I am old I will never have children. Its simply to much work and costs far to much money.

>>390035220
i never said anything about vasectomies, anon. but since you want my opinion on them: if a vasectomy is done safe and normal, no complications or anything, the long term health and well being risks of a woman taking a hormone controlling pill are far more risky.

>>390035220
It's healthier than a lifetime of extra hormones, are you retarded by chance?

>>390035294
sounds like he got cucked

there is nothing wrong with masturbating to anime desu

>>390035306
So, basically, you're too poor? Ok.

>>390035294
Not only that but his child was black while the guy and his wife were both white. Vasectomy is a meme.

>>390035275
>>390035293
>>390035310
>>390035317
For some reason I feel like you defend circumcision on the Internet too.

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>>390034847

When your child wakes up in the middle of the night because of a nightmare and you lift him up into your arms, comforting him that everything is okay. He sticks to you real tight and buries his face against your neck. As his weeping fades and he falls back to sleep you lay him back on to his bed.

Or when you come back after a shitty day at the office and he runs at you once you open the door, showing a picture he has drawn earlier during the day. Makes you feel the most important person in the world.

It's like having a dog you can grow to play video games with you.

>>390035436
t. cheesy dick

>>390035390
that's a large leap in that conclusion, anon. like, god damn.
>>390035436
>defend circumcision
I never said that, and i do not. where do you get these absolutely stupid ideas?

>>390035168
I'm not against abortions, but that would be the choice of the wife, I don't know if there's any consequences for having multiple abortions but it doesn't sound like she would have a great time.

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>>390033485
I don't understand why everyone goes apeshit everytime vasectomy is discussed.
You know that you can do it to only one testicle for medical reasons, while the other one remains active?

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>>390035390
>his only argument is shouting cuck
K

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>>390035350
Actually there is.

>>390035473
t. I shower once a week

>>390035294
Kek, tell me does the baby look like the best man or the gardener?

>>390035294
Sperm doesn't magically disappear overnight after a vasectomy. Perhaps your friend was a fucking moron.

>>390035436
I'm only one of those replies and no, circumcision is absolutely fucking barbaric unless you've got phimosis or some shit like that.

>>390035473
I knew it.

>>390035514
t. cuck

>>390035459
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. It's like saying girls don't poop and fart unicorns and rainbows and they are angels and love you forever and and also a virginity.

>>390035561
>showering more than once a week means you're a cuck
How is weather in Nigeria?

>>390035436
How does internet circumcision work?

>>390034163
It can be undone and is a rather common procedure. Failure only gets high if you undo it after 10 years.
T. Anon doing research on post vasectomy semen

>>390034549
Birth control drugs for women have dangerous side effects

>>390035459
I'd rather have that monkey or my cat than a little insufferable kid that will become an even more insufferable teenager desu

>>390035618
its better then being a cuck pham

>>390035674
I think you have a very weird definition of cuck, fatass

>>390035492
Abortions that early are literally just taking a pill.

>>390035708
https://youtu.be/h-jdglRxTrI

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>>390035525
>unless you've got phimosis or some shit like that.

>>390034647
Ahahah my gf loves to fuck other girls with me, you are beta as fuck man.
I fap to other girls while she sucks my cock and she loves it because girls love alpha men that know how to show them their place.

is my gf a cuckquean?

>>390035791
>indoctrinated by jews into slicing his own dick
>not a cuck
>showing more than once a week
>cuck
LOL, say hi ty Tyrone from me

>>390035778
where did I say that i have a vasectomy? or that i'd get one? holy shit, you're fucking stupid.

>>390035436
>Genital mutilation is the same as reversible vasectomy.
Nope.
>Wanting your woman to take more hormones, making her fatter and crazier.
Nope... Although I just have a superior pull-out game so neither is fine.
/pol/ shit is really fucking with your brain, huh? Maybe if you got laid you wouldn't be such a killjoy.

>>390035709
That does what exactly?
Does it target the cells or the hormones?

>>390035613

I've got two sons. 6 and 4.

>>390035820
yes she is, treat her right.
mine is too, she loves it
>>390035778
i never said anything about me having a vasectomy or ever getting one. get fucked

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>>390035613
>the gf burps, farts, leaves body hair in the shower and does rancid shits in the morning without spraying.
>tfw she finds it funny
She pretty much ruined my idealized version of women desu. I love her but damn I wish things had stayed the way it was before we started dating.

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>>390035897
Pretty interesting actually

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>>390035504
Yeah. But in this case it's making youself infertile for the sake of good sex i assume. It's for people who already have a child/children and don't want more.

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>Modern """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>390035939
any suggestion on how to take the thing even further?

>>390036087
This makes me nauseous

>>390035939
>>390035820
minor ree since the frogposters are clearly suffering from a stroke.

>>390035613

Yeah, sure there's a lot of shit involved, but if you keep living like that, avoiding the shitty part of things, what can you ever accomplish?

>>390036087
>women having other boyfriends
this is unacceptable
>>390036125
hm, find a way to see if she can sit out while you and the other woman go to town. My girl loves dressing up in a maid outfit and getting us drinks, cooking food for us, etc. Otherwise, just bring it up with her, see if she's interested in watching you and the other woman fuck. And communicate, communicate, communicate.
>>390036190
clearly

>>390035107
>they think a vasectomy will result in getting cucked

No it will result you in becoming cucked by nature itself

>wife trades a child's toy for the man's virility and lineage

Modern Women 101

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>>390036215
The good life.

>this thread is auto-saging
lul

>>390036227
Do you not feel guilt? I know for a fact i could pull it off with my gf but I'd be too scared of breaking her heart

>>390036319
guilt/jealousy is part of the allure for us. I only do it because she loves it so much, and she only does it because she loves seeing me get off with other women. We talk and cuddle and fuck a lot afterwards. there were a few emotional breakdowns, but she largely just wants to hear about, or taste, other women when i'm done with them.

>>390036319
Well your not doing some right if you haven't got her heart under lock and key phamalam. I made sure that she knows her place and she'd do well to remember that. Still doesn't mean that I don't get to give her a good thrashing every once in a while to keep her in line, and she loves every bit of it.

>>390036454
this. she finds other women for you, or asks you to find other woman, because she sees you as worthy, someone to brag about, someone who deserves more.

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ITT
hahahahaha

>>390036227
I think she might be too jealous for that.
She loves to partecipate directly.
Of course we communicate a lot, otherwise I wouldn't have find out

>>390036319
Well first you have to discover if that turns her on. If she likes the idea, you are good to go. Start with some minor things, like appreciating some other girl.

>>390036994
makes sense. go with baby steps, you'll get there eventually. best of luck to you and your lucky quean.

>>390036994
thats fucked up man

>>390037084
it's the life, why is it fucked up?

>>390037060
Thanks man!

>>390037157
call me old fashioned but I was raised to believe in a loving partnership between two people, not three or four desu. cuckoldry of any kind is just plain fucked up.

>>390037271
oh no no no. It's not about love with the other woman(unless your quean wants it to be). besides, there are plenty of examples of men with wives + mistresses all throughout history, in all sorts of religious and secular settings.

>>390037350
>there are plenty of examples of men with wives + mistresses all throughout history, in all sorts of religious and secular settings.
And most of those were frowned upon

>>390037401
by the unenlightened. it's a fantastic setup, but it's not for everyone. may you find a relationship that makes you happy, you deserve nothing less

>>390037449
All I would ask for in this life is to able to raise a child with the women that I love, to give me the reason to wake for in the morning and the last face to see before I close my eyes. Simple shit really which seems like a bit too much to ask for these days, but you gotta try otherwise you might as well just go and die somewhere.

>>390037665
that's the spirit. Don't give up, anon. there's a woman out there for you

>>390037714
I don't think the dead have a way of coming back bro.