Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior, anon?

I'm muslim, so no.

He was a cool guy though.

She's cute as fuck but Christianity is a cucks religion. Paganism or bust.

>>390022214
Yes

Sluts like her know Christianity is cucked and God will forgive her for sucking all those dicks.

imagine if they reversed Kate and Victoria's personalities and Kate was a Christian bully

>>390022687
>>390022809
explain how Christianity is a 'cuck' religion

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>>390022214
Yes.

>>390022937
Le turn the other cheek, that's a good goy, now pay the church

>>390022214
No. Modern-day Christianity is a mistake. Barely any Christians nowadays follow the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. They don't actually believe, they just pretend they do. If they really believed God existed and afterlife was real, they'd be out there, saving other people from eternal damnation and making the world a better place, instead of just living a vanilla life with a bit of church-going.

>>390022937
see
>>390022809
>God will forgive her for sucking all those dicks.

>>390022992
turn the other cheek doesn't mean subjugation, anon
>>390023049
A Christian life is one of humility, not the sanctimonious arrogance you think it should be

>>390022640
he's gonna save us from the dajjal, habibi

>>390023154
It's not arrogance if you believe your friends will be eternally damned/left without God after death, and you know it so, so you feel driven to altruistically help them.
Mortal life is nothing. Any sacrifice is not too big. What comes after is everything.

If this is not your train of thought,
1) You are not a real Christian. You don't believe enough to do it all but you'll make justifications for your comfy life without sacrifice. <- most Christians
2) You are a psychopath. You know all your atheist friends are going to be left forever out of presence of God and you don't care.
3) You are genuinely unable. Fuck the money, you don't care about it. What you don't even have is the time. Not even a shred of time to spread His word. This group probably has the least people in it because I only can imagine few situations like that and most of them are comatose people.

What I respect is monks, priests, people who devote their entire lives to Christ, spreading the faith.
The rest are hypocrites, people who don't actually believe, but want to believe and want others to think they believe and are real Christians.

>>390023049
Christians do the most charity the world over

>>390022214
I haven't but I'll be nice to you and listen to your troubles for the low low price of being able to smell your farts.

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>>390023448

>>390023049
This guy gets it. Christians just cherrypick the rules of Christianity they follow based on their own personal lifestyle.

>>390023517
>Mortal life is nothing. Any sacrifice is not too big. What comes after is everything.
Except Christianity isn't gnosticism and what you do in life matters. There are many allegories on goof faith bearing good fruit in the material world. Christianity is an engaged, practically religion; spirit and body are both important.

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if i say yes will u be my gf

>>390023616
>cherrypick
like you're doing now?

>>390023793
how

>>390023049
If people actually do this it will lead to extremism. Aka what's happening right now to muslims. The moderate ones are those who cherrypick.

>>390023706
>what you do in life matters.
Comparatively, of course. If I knew God existed and had to slave away in death camp mine shafts for 70 years straight, I would do it.
Since you're intentionally misinterpreting me and not bothering to respond to my post as a whole, I'll now stop responding.

Of course.

Read some Acts today.

>>390023897
>and had to slave away in death camp mine shafts for 70 years straight to get to heaven*
fixed

>>390023897
>intentionally misinterpreting me
Nice cop out. Let's not even allude to anything Jesus actually said just to make up some standards and call people hypocrites for no good reason.

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>LiS threads consistently dies before it reaches a 100 posts
Nobody cares about your Tumblr game. And that's a good thing.

>>390024301
autism

>>390022992
That's funny, because Hitler introduced the church tax in my country

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>>390024804
Says the phoneposter

>>390024301
this, and thank God for that

>>390022640
Enjoy hell, heathen paedophile.

>>390024301
But that's completely false though, and you care so little that you probably contribute to every thread and even stick around for (you)'s

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>>390024930
Hey at least we don't worship a dead corpse on a stick.

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>>390022937
Ask Joseph

>>390022214
Why do guys even want to waifu her? Everyone here is a thirsty fuck and dating a girl like her would be a fucking nightmare of blue balls. You just know her mound is 1970's hairy as fuck too because "who ever sees it anyway?"

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>>390024930
no u

>>390022937
Christianity is like the earliest form of globalization, cultural genocide and socialism, it's the very definition of cuckoldry.

>>390025005
At least Jesus didn't molest children

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>>390025043
>You just know her mound is 1970's hairy as fuck too because "who ever sees it anyway?"
And that is bad because?

>>390022640
Kill yourself, goatfucker

>>390025084
>>390025005
Wait, you have internet in your bombed warzone that you call home?

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>>390025212
Anon, i LOVE when i pull down a girls pants and im met with a full mound covered by soft hair, but it has to stay on the mound and NOT look like Samuel L Jackson's afro, going down the inner theighs and shit. I reckon Chloe would have pretty pubic hair, Max too. I reckon girls like Juliet and Rachel would have none, and Victoria would suprise with a neat blonde trim

>>390025005
Except he conquered death and ascended to heaven. Your false prophet is still dead.

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>>390025329
But that would be haram, ya kaffir

>>390025362
It's pretty shit, but surprisingly yes
I would hardly consider wild & wonderful WV a warzone though

>>390025093

>very definition of cuckoldry

hmm no

>>390025093
>cultural genocide and socialism
there's literally nothing like that in Christianity.

>>390025005
>haha I said your religious figure was a dead person on an object lmao because get it, get it he died and he was on a cross, which is wood, so it's just a big stick aaaaaahahahahahahaaa *snort* haaabahaha *SNORT*
Truly a master memelord.

>>390025093
>cultural genocide
how do you 'genocide' culture? Culture is just taste and aesthetics and it's completely mutable. Marxism has addled your mind, anon

>>390025719
He is right though, that sounds quite absurd and even a little obscene.

>>390025470
this game is such shit. it's got a lot of lesbian pandering too, which can be hot, don't get me wrong, but not when it's two cunts spewing "rad" and "hella"

>>390025834
>>390025707
like for example how did all these pagan costumes end up in Catholicism?

>>390025905
*customs

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>>390025891
Hmm... i like em! Yep.

>>390025005
Jesus is a revered prophet in your religion, if not the Word made flesh as believed by Christians. Even by your religion you are a blasphemer.

>>390026147
It's almost like its super retarded on all sides

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>>390026147
Except he didn't die to us and it was someone else on the cross. The more you know.

>>390026062
are you gay? or into traps or futa, by any chance?

>>390026293
Then you miss the point entirely.
What point was the horrific sacrifice, looking upon a world at its absolute worst and most cruel and still deeming it worthy of saving, if Allah pulled a old-switcharoo?

I lead a Christian life, but I'm not Jesus Christ

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>>390026345
>i like girls
>ARE YOU GAY?
>i like. Girls.
>WANT TO SEE SOME TRAPS?
>i. Like. Girls.
>WOULDN'T BE GREAT IF GIRLS HAS PENOOR??

I like girls anon. Are you a feg?

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Post more Kate.

>>390025707
>Cultural genocide
The religion was adopted entirely by Constantine in an attempt to homogenise Roman society which at the time had hundreds of customs and belief systems.

I could point to the obvious examples of Aztecs and Filipinos but enjoy a more recent example
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misin_tapa_undong

>Socialism
Jesus was pretty clearly a socialist and advocated sharing with your common man and abstaining from excess. The fact the Church failed to adhere to those teachings doesn't change the core.

The entire reason Christianity became so popular with the Romans in the time of Nero is specifically because it appealed to the lower class.

>>390022992
>Le turn the other cheek

That phrase was coined by Gandhi and I don't think he was a Christian, Anonovich

Christianity is pretty cool religion, not extreme but not too passive. Perfect middle ground for most people

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>>390027515
>Jesus was pretty clearly a socialist
Here we go lads.

>>390025010

As much I don't want to meme about this, Joseph literally was bringing up 'his wife's son'. Not to mention Mary was a virgin till her death, so he didn't even get any.

Also, whatever happened to him? He last appears when Jesus talks with scholars in a chapel and that's when Jesus was 12. After that, Joseph dissapears. Are there any articles or books that try to pinpoint his fate after that? besides JoJo's Bizzare Adventures Part 7

KYS Kate...

>>390025834
That's a pretty flawed argument you have there. Is religion totally separate from culture? There's plenty examples of nations splitting up because of religion - India/Pakistan and Ireland/N. Ireland to name a couple.

>>390027667
You have ideology mixed up with culture, anon

>>390027714
No, you're just oversimplifying what culture is. If culture is the sum total of a people's ideas, traditions and customs manifested in their behaviour, language and ideas then religion (or lack of) is a key part of that.

>>390027636
>Not to mention Mary was a virgin till her death, so he didn't even get any.
Mary being a virgin is a translation mistake. Jesus' father was most likely some Roman occupant. Also the bible states that Jesus had siblings. I don't know however if it is mentioned, who their father(s) is/are.

>>390027667
To blame either entirely on religion is too simple, you could just as easily claim India/Pakistan is about an ethnic tension and the troubles were about governance.
Wars happen for multiple complex reasons, even the Aztec human sacrifice has a pragmatic agenda of terrifying its neighboring powers with dire threats for anyone who resisted.

>>390022214
have you accepted my dick in your ass, slut?

>>390027815
>Mary wasn't a virgin

You are threading on mighty thin ice, denying dogmas of faith like that.

>>390025097
shit give muhammad a break, its his culture

>>390024301
76 posts and counting, my dude.

>>390027821
Ofcourse it's not entirely because of religion - I'm just pointing out that religion was indeed a tool used to dilute and conquer cultures. The Spanish and the Arabs both used it constantly and now a lot of the countries they conquered are indistinguishable from eachother.

>>390025563
i dmiss bo2 with the bros

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>>390023517
YOU HAVE TO BUY MY BIBLE FRIEND, IF YOU DON'T YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

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>>390027536
>That phrase was coined by Gandhi

jesus christ, anon

>>390027809
Nah, that's what you're doing. 'Sum total of people's ideas'; you're turning it into something completely nebulous, anon. You can't get more simplistic than a loosely defined deterministic view.
There are principles that influence cultural trends, like economic philosophies and the like, but culture itself is just aesthetics and taste which are always changing.

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>tfw youll never be tempted to sway from the side of the lord by unholy thickness

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>>390027469

>>390025470

I would punch her V-Card, if you know what I mean

>>390026062
That is a hella rad ship dude

>>390022214
What game?

>>390027636
>Not to mention Mary was a virgin till her death
Then where did Jesus' younger siblings come from?

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>>390028582

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>>390028582
>cinnamon roll with icing on top

i get it

>>390028317
in the name of the todder, the todd, and the holy toddit, may you bless this thread with bountiful preorders. skyrim

>>390022214
I bought the pre-quel and still haven't played. Is she in the game?

>>390028680

Stop your heresy, I'm serious here. You will burn in Hell for this shit.

>>390027392
>It's the summary of the entire first game, really

>>390023832
>If people actually do this it will lead to extremism. Aka what's happening right now in places like Africa where secularism is kill
fixed

>>390022989
I didn't know wolfshiem browsed /v/

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>>390022214
yes

>>390028876
The Gospel of Mark 6:3 and the Gospel of Matthew 13:55-56 state that James, Joses (or Joseph), Jude, and Simon were the brothers of Jesus, the son of Mary. The same verses also mention unnamed sisters of Jesus. Another verse in the Epistle to the Galatians 1:19 mentions seeing James, "the Lord's brother", and none other of the apostles except Peter, when Paul went to Jerusalem after his conversion. The "brothers of the Lord" are also mentioned, alongside (but separate from) Cephas and the apostles in 1 Corinthians 9:5, in which it is mentioned that they had wives. Some scholars claim that Jesus' relatives may have held positions of authority in the Jerusalem area until Trajan excluded Jews from the new city that he built on its ruins.[7]

I'm a preacher's kid. Plus, I've already died technically. I think I'll be okay

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>>390028658
>ship

>>390029105
where do i get the leftmost one, the cuckedpill?

>>390029141

You do know that those names refer to great figures of the past? And Jesus is their brother in figurative sense, since he is also a prophet. Not to mention all men and women are children of God, Jesus is just DIRECTLY son of God.

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>>390029141
>I'm a preacher's kid
please tell you me atleast slayed some church poon to ease your pain of such a hell

>>390026967
>girls

>>390029381
Alas, no.

>>390029383

You have trouble understanding others if you thought greentexting world 'girls' proved anything.

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>>390022214
Hey Kate,

take a suck!

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i-i-i'm glad LiS threads die before even reaching /120/ posts b-b-because its s-such a bad game! *runs out crying*

>>390025005
>not saying dead kike on a stick
you lack edge, my son.

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>>390029383
Yes anon girls. Biology. Breast and vaginas, big hips and soft skin. Girls.

>mfw i never realised Chloe pierced her belly button.

>>390029657
b-b-but people are only interested in the thread to talk about Christianity, abloo abloo

>>390030338

chin up sweetie

>>390029445
what a shame

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>>390022214
She looks like a younger, moe Judge Judy

>>390029505
>would i suck Chloe's finger?...

>>390022687
Kill yourself, cult fucker

>>390030767
You're telling me,

>>390022687
Hey Varg. How's it hanging?

>>390024301
120 kek
Comeback next thread faggot

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>>390029657
>>390024301
you should probably kys now

>>390030847
judge judy is pretty cool though

>>390030767
the gep gun is the most silent takedown

>>390029505
why would Chloe be mean to Kate

>>390031617
because kate is pretty ugly

>>390031998
she's prettier than Rachel

>>390032045
are you blind or just retarded?

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>>390022214
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will towards men.

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mmm...

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A very happy birthday to Kate.

>>390022989
wtf ur here?

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>>390022687
i agree!

>>390022214
This non-game was shit, but at least the Frenchies filled it with cute girls. I assume the sequel is full of uggos.

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>>390033340
>uggos

I mean... i don't think so. I think Chloe's skater punk trash thing is adorable.

>>390022687
>implying any religion isn't for cucks

Enjoy being told what you can and can't do by something that has no inherent physical presence.

>>390033793
Enjoy being told by Satan what to do in the meta physical world

>>390034218
Is that spite I see? How Christian of you

>>390034827
>spite
Quite the contrary, I'm using your phrase to remind you and to lead you from evil.

>>390034218
Satan is just a Persona, he can't do shit to me

>>390022214
I always have butterflies in my stomach when i see a picture of kate marsh

>>390034218
Satan isn't telling me to do anything, moron. I said /any/ religion. I live my life for myself, not for a sky wizard with a magnificent white beard or a fire-type goat Pokemon that lives underground.

>>390035019
Thats the fight or flight response anon, it's just you see crazy and want to gtfo

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>>390035019
i can't pretend that this is even a lis thread but a god is real/not real one but here.

>>390022214
Why are LiS characters so fucking ugly and unappealing?

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>>390035019
>>390036797
And for both of you anons.

>>390036840
par for the course for a western game

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You know who would play a good Chloe? Kirsten Stewart

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>>390035019

>>390022214
If it meant I got to marry and do lewd things with someone as qt as Kate i'd consider at least pretending I have.

We're going to have to do something about the "sex for the sole purpose of procreation" thing though, I'd wanna do sexythings with a face that cute.

>>390033793
>implying all religions are authoritarian
Southern American fundamentalist Christianity, sharia Islam, and Orthodox Judaism aren't the only options, anon.

On the other hand, there's also
>spiritual but not religious master race

>>390023049
If you trust the Bible you can't really believe in an afterlife, just that Christ will return someday.

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Ofc I did

>>390023049
Actually, if they followed Christ's teachings, they wouldn't be doing anything to save people from eternal damnation, because they'd believe that eternal damnation doesn't even exist.

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>>390022214
No, i'm Jewish.