-Kui!- Nē, watashitachi no gēmu o kau!

ching chong song wong ding dong? huong bungle dungle
>/v/ will defend this
niggers

iie

いいえ、僕ちゃんは海賊です。ゲームを変えません。

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>>390021024
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>>390021220
*買えません

切腹している

>>390021232
NANI?!?!?!?

>"I will buy our game!"
No, Kijimbo we told you this many times the line is "Buy my game!"

Pick a damn language, you hack
Also no

すみません , 日本語を分かない。

I've read through Tae Kim slightly and I do Anki everyday, am I good?

>>390021275
買いません

Learn to Jap before you cross the border sempai<3

>>390021426
how much genki you got nigga ka

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>>390021024
urusai kono yarou

>>390021437
>he doesn't know about potential forms
wwwwwww

Kono bakayaro, Todoki-san

>>390021280
Thanks google translate san, but what he said was grammatically correct

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>>390021672
Zero, fuck.

>>390021426
*分からない
Also it's a bit odd to use すみません then casual form, すまない would be better.

Your skills need sharpening, but don't give up. Try out Genki.

>>390021130
japanese is not chinese

>>390021896
>he doesn't know the difference between "I can not buy" and "I will not buy"
wwwwwwwwwww

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>>390021024
Kapanese Todd Howard you say

>>390022168
I thought 分かる was a ru verb, my mistake. Are there formal names for the types of verbs or are they just referred to as "ru" or "u" verbs?

I probably should be touching up on my grammar, that's definitely important. Thanks anon

>>390022593
>I'm a pirate, I can't buy games
vs
>I'm a pirate, I won't buy games

This is why you aren't involved in translation, anon.

>>390022771
>I purposefully speak unnatural Japanese to prove my 2 weeks of Rosetta Stone was worth it to strangers on Vietnamese trading card forums

Anonkun, I think it's time for bed

>>390021024
Asian Todd looks like he has Wong in his name. Never trust someone with Wong in their name.

>>390023183
What if his name was Wong Wong?

>>390023564
2 Wongs make a White

Can the average person learn Japanese fairly decently in the span of 8 months?

>>390023992
I had better, otherwise Nama-sensei is gonna hear about it.

>>390023992
Depends on your constitution.

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>>390021220
>僕ちゃんは

>>390021024
I'm pirating your paid mods baka

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>>390023992
of course you can dear

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>>390021024
That's not correct

>>390023992
the average person can learn virtually anything within 8 months

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>>390021024

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>>390021024
Arigatou todo-san

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How do you respond, /v/?

>>390021024
Moshi Moshi pirate Skyrim desu desu

>>390022765
る and う verbs is fine. Ichidan and godan are the proper names, but nobody calls them that, really.

>>390021024
In an alternate universe, Bethesda is a japanese company, and Fallout 4 is an Action-RPG with a cameo by the American version of Shinji, "Shaun Michaels" saying "Y'all want some grilled Radroaches?" in a cowboy sorta voice.

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>>390023992
yeah you can. good enough for a decent conversation, or to read easy visual novels.

>>390024376
Well obviously I let him in and show him my creation club content.

>>390025963
that's sad she was cuter in the before picture

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING CANCER

Because you remind me I don't have the brain or the will to learn japanese. Is it worth it?

>>390023125
>Thinking this is unnatural japanese

Anon, I...

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>>390021024

>>390026315
Dont you want to play the original version of you games? What are you a pleb?

>>390025963
That chick was international model tier before she chopped up her face to look like a generic plastic korean.

>>390026526
Korean society is nightmarish desu.

>>390021024
>-Kui!-
The fuck is this?
I used to learn moonspeak in university but never heard it once.

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>>390021024
I am your maid today, may I serve you Fallout, Fallout New Vegas, or Skyrim?

Oh you ask what is today's special masta?

That would be Fallout 4 + anime mod from Creation Club TM for $79.99

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>>390021024

>>390026913
Uhm only new vegas, thank you.

>>390026704
South Korea scares me more than their northern cousins, at least the norks are still more flesh than plastic.

Terr me ries, terr me sweet rittle ries.

>>390026990
And they aren't run by a group of cabalistic shamans whom are then ruled by corporations.
I should really read up on the history of korea and figure out why it turned out to be like it is.

>>390026425
>Unable to differentiate the nuance between only 2 verb forms
>Doesn't know that potential form verbs are preceded by が instead of を

Yeah, pretty fucking unnatural

>>390026948
oops, im sorry we've run out! Fallout 3 it is then!

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>>390026948
You only want New Vegas?

Well, just let me fetch those papers you have to sign for ownership to New Vegas.

Sign here, and here, don't worry about the small print

>>390023992
there's more kanji in the japanese alphabet than there are stars in the universe

>>390027696
*atoms in the universe

>>390027696
And you won't need all of them, and neither does the average japanese, so that saves time.

>>390021024
なんで自分が作ったゲームを買う?

>>390026315

If you consume manga and anime and light novels then yes it is and you pretty much always stay competent at it if you're consuming content. In terms of jobs, JP is always hiring english/JP teachers so you could always head there and get a JP GF.

>>390024376
I'll get the Bethesda:Creation Club™ swimsuit mod ready Todd-sama

>>390021437
>>390021275
Isn't it supposed to be 買わません?

>>390028725
買う would only have a わ in its plain form but it would be 買わない

>>390021232
>>390021278
haha upvoted :D

>>390028487
*自分で

>>390022096
買う isn't imperative, dumbshit.

>>390029012
What about 自分の? We have a real mindfuck on our hands now.

>>390021024
toddu i must sudoku for farrout fouru does not have enough porn for forty five dorrus

>>390023919
Such a quality pun is wasted in this thread of plebs.

>>390028725
>>390028893
Shit, I meant its negative plain form. There's probably a better term for it but I can't recall it

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tell me you weren't laughing your ass off when pic related happened during a nintendo direct

>>390029125
の would mean something like "I'll buy my own game". で functions as an instrumental so it would translate to "I'll buy the game I made myself"

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>>390025963
This.
People just dont learn properly, and DJT on /a/ turned to shit, /jp/ is way too impatient, and there is no 'language' board on 4chan (there really should be desu) so you're left to your own devices.
I would recommend learning the hard part of the language first and then move on to the easier parts later on, as it helps with memory (for me anyway).

>>390029162
There is a Tod thread every 10 seconds. Set up the joke and then reply to yourself with the pun pretending to be someone else and get all those upvotes

>>390029830
I don't even have any Todd pictures, I'd feel naked.

And making your own (you)s is incest.

>>390029979
Incest is wincest... so they say

>>390021024
You should be using an imperative form, you're using the dictionary form of 買う which isn't actually telling me to buy anything.

>>390030205
That would be 買お, right?

>>390023992
>the average person
No. It takes the average person years and they generally still suck

>>390030538
買ってください OR 買ってくれ
would work here

>>390030597
Wouldn't 買ってくれ mean "buy it for me"? Not "Buy the game for me and support me" but "Buy the game and give it to me"?

>>390030709
くれる also functions for favors, not just imperatives. As in, "please do this for me"

>>390021232
If you're going to make that joke, at least have the Japanese capability to translate something along the lines of "You have already pre-ordered" into romaji for your memes.
This is just lazy reddit-tier memeing with no effort put into it.

>that gaijin who thought Toddposting was funny

>>390029387
wtf is wrong with this language

>>390021024
>kau

>>390021437
買えません = 買うことができない

>>390021220
>変えません

>>390022168
That's not necessarily true because すみません is a word that has been turned into a set phrase since it is so common. It's like いただきます or いらっしゃいませ

The short form is normally said by older men

>>390029113
This

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WEEEBS

GET

OUT

>>390024376
Sure, what could possibly go wrong

>>390033343
便器掃除に戻れ、チャーリー

>>390022185
It's all gookspeak

>>390033343
>Implying Japanese is the only foreign language I know
Brainlets get out

>>390025963
I think she looks fine on the left desu

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>>390033593

>>390029797
>there is no 'language' board on 4chan
/int/?

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>>390033737
/int/ is exclusively for shitposting and hasn't been good in years.

>>390033815
You can shitpost about languages

>>390033593
Why learn Japanese at all though? The only reason would be to consume the media they produce, which would make you a weeb.

>>390033872
Yes, but mods don't care about /int/
If they made a new thread and actually stepped up moderation like they do with /a/, then we wouldn't have an /int2.0/ on our hands

>>390033953
>thread
errr
board

>>390033905
Does that mean I'm a frog because I learnt French just for their media?

>>390034142
Yes.

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>>390033343
>Implying Japanese is the only foreign language I know

>>390034142
But you didn't give up learning

>>390033343
I'm learning japanese - my native tongue is dutch and I'm fluent in english and I'm learning hungarian on the side
IASIF hasn't been funny for two seasons.

>>390034489
I didn't find the show super appealing honestly. More enjoyable to just watch clips of it on youtube. 30 minutes of the scummiest cunts on the planet just isn't my jam.