Why does Playstation get the best girls?

>>390020421
it's the best console

Best games

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>>390020421
The world may never know

>>390020421
Sonee always wins bebe.

>>390020421
They've won for four generations straight it only makes sense.

>>390020531
What game? They look pretty cute and hot

>>390020421
I wouldn't be surprised if Lastation normally has the most Shares when compared to the other nations. Worshipping Noire and Uni sounds perfect.

>>390020421
No games.
No friends.

>>390020531
Are these in-game?

Noire has no friends

>>390020421
Is noire wearing a bra?

>>390020421
Playstation is a Japanese co., unlike Mario and Microsoft, so they get the best girls.

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>>390021201
Rude. My wife could have lots of friends if she wanted

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because Sony always wins baby

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>>390020943
Under Night
>>390021196
Pretty much. French Bread make fantastic sprites.

Because it has no games, so it's either pander to the most basic caveman-mind or fade into irrelevance.

>>390021287
>unlike Mario
Are you okay anon? Mario isn't a company

>>390020421
just the way it is

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>>390021976
>Mario

Mario, makers of Super Nintendo Brothers

>>390021279
Why would a slut wear a bra?

>>390020531
but their game isn't playstation exclusive

>>390020421
Is this official art?

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>>390022430
The newest one currently is. Not like I wouldn't mind a PC release though, the series needs more love.

>>390022598
Noire needs more love. Preferably from me.

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I am literally going to marry Uni!

>>390022787
Same but Noire. Its a shame her name isnt as easy to turn into praise like Uni is my Universe

>>390020421
>Play game on Uni
>Uni is best girl
It adds up even if I was playing on PC.

>>390022529
Yep

>>390022787
And how will you deal with Nepgear anon?

>>390023861
I want to marry Nepgear

>>390022682
Noire gets tons of love from old men though

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>>390020531
I want to jam it inside Yuzu

>>390024738
HEY

You dont talk to my wife like that

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>>390025001
I hope she gets some nice merch in the future releases/pre-order bonuses. Oreo got enough love.

>>390025363
Which console does this qt represent

>>390025467
read the thread

>>390025548
Yes this is a Neptunia thread

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>>390020421
>Noire
>best anything

Uni is great though.

>>390025864
They represent last gen dont they? If so Noires the clear winner, a lot of Blanc's games fell flat and Vert expecting people to pay her was a precedent we didn't need.

>>390025772
And the answer you seek is still in the thread if you read it

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>>390025951
>PS3
>games

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Dunno but I love it

>>390025864
When is Uni going to get her PSVita upgrade like how Noire got her PS4 Next Form? She's so much better than her older bitchy sister.

>>390026037
spot the switchfag, hows that 6 year old skyrim?

>>390020421

Maybe because it's the best company? The poetry of Neptunia is actuall amazing

>Sony, best company, has best girls
>Nintendo, worst company, has worst girls
>Xbox, completly irrelevant, just like its girl
>some obscure console that never got released, represented by literal memelord made main character for shit and giggles

>>390020531

I haven't played much of Under;Night, but story mode for Eltnum was so fucking meta it was amazing.

>>390022787

>literally

*raises paw* Uhm, hi, one question - how?

>>390026743
>paw
was that an accident anon?

>>390027119

*wags tail nervously* s-sure it was!

>>390027197
Well this is awkward

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>>390021395

So why doesn't she?

>>390029419
It's not her fault that she's so perfect most guys never approach her

>>390029978
But I want to marry her and hold hands

>>390030091
But she's already my wife

>>390030173
But I love her

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Marrying Neps isn't official until you get the approval.

>>390026329
are you really gonna try to compare the Switch's first year to the PS3's? did you just block that year from your memory?

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What's your opinion on people who lust over Blanc?

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>>390030416
They're just vert taking a break from gaming.

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>>390030416
patrician taste

>>390020421
Peecee has better girls, Playstation girls are sluts

>>390021395
Lots of sex friends you mean, cuck

>>390030329
Holy shit what the fuck?

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>>390030329

>Noire gets millions of messages like this every day, they have to ignore them so one lucky fellow that gets to be with her wouldn't be killed in revenge by millions of other people that also want to marry Noire
>some lonely Anon asks for permission to marry Blanc
>since there is absolutely NO demand for this, they agree

Naruhodo

>>390030416
She's my waifu. I want to marry and impregnate her then read to her every night.

>>390030568

>Peecee
>Neptunia

I hope you are not actually implying what I think you are

>marry Vert
>sometimes, she just wants to watch you have gay sex with a prettyboy while she schlicks furiously

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>>390030653
Blanc is a taken woman.

>>390030809
>being proposed to means you accepted
Learn something new every day

>>390030802
That's not a bad thing at all

>>390031186
Of course she did, she wants a strong male influence around the house to raise Rom and Ram properly.

>>390030551
I hope that's her sweat

>>390030809
Wait was that actually a reference to Blancanon?

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Blanc's pussy feels really tight. A fine fruit, a delicacy

>>390031660
Yea. Some of IFI people have been known to drop by.

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>>390031750
Blanc can only be lewded after marriage

>>390031660
>Nep VII localization released on February 2, 2016 in the states
>Blancanon post approval July 16, 2016
Unless he wrote to them a good 5+ months beforehand, No.

>>390031878
I want to marry Blanc

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>>390032051
a goal everyone should follow

I want to take down Blanc

>>390031750

don't post lewds of my son's mother, thanks

>>390032124
My waifu is not for bullying shes for hugging and protecting

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>>390032273
Let's look up Blanc's skirt

>>390031947
The post date is actually 2015, seems some retard made the image

>>390032476
That's even worse to assume then, considering Nep VII was only in Japan at the time.

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>>390032414
she wants it

>>390032590
You mean because IFI rewrote whatever was their to shove their meme in, again? Par for the course

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>>390032685
actually there was a video of that event with translated text long before V2 came out, the only difference is that Blanc doesn't mention someone proposing to her, rest is more or less the same save for wording

>>390032668
I'll drink that water

You gotta have something when your games are shit

>>390033970
What are you implying?

>>390034164
Waifufags will buy any piece of crap as long as it has cute girls

>>390034232
It's not true.
Not true at all.

>>390034170
Licking Blanc's sweaty armpits

>>390034567
It's the only reason terrible games like Neptunia managed to be successful in the first place

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>>390034676

>>390034676
You are just retarded though. There are many reasons Neptunia is sucessfull. And just look at the Noire game and the PS3 games. That games are indeed terrible, no one defends them. The remakes, VII and Cyberdimension? They are actually good.

>>390034891
>recycled assets
>cutscenes straight out of visual novels
>graphics that barely improved between games
>yearly rehashes that would make Nintendo proud
>selling party members and overpowered items as DLC
>"remaking" a game only 3 years after the original's release
If it were a Western game, it'd be fucking lynched. The double standard is real.

>>390035329

No, not really. Look at Huniepop, which is a western moege. The thing is, nobody complains if it has cute girls.

>>390035329
Yet none of what you are complaining matters, since the games are fun and it's what games are meant to be. This alone already makes them good.

Also, how about you get the fuck out of this thread if you don't like Nep? Everyone here does, and the games aren't getting any less popular or good because an autist like you is ranting about something he barely knows.

>>390034676
>It's the only reason terrible games like Neptunia managed to be successful in the first place
Not at all. There are tons of waifu games on the market right now, Senran Kagura, Atelier, and many others. Yet none of them are even close to Neptunia's popularity. Your stupid shit talking can only go so far, the Nep games have it's charms and it's not only waifus.

>>390035706
Compile Heart is a terrible company that gets away with shitty business practices because of braindead waifufags with no standards like you
>Also, how about you get the fuck out of this thread if you don't like Nep?
Not your safe space

>>390035887
>the Nep games have it's charms and it's not only waifus
Name them. I'll wait

>>390035221
Noire is so CUTE and SEXY

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>people fall for the same shitpost yet again
Come on, last two nep threads we had people somehow ignored all shitposting and just discussed neps, for fucks sake we even hit image limit both times

>>390033970
A simple and overstated post like this created a shit-throwing chain? You guys sure are easy to upset.

>>390036180
Well I'm in love with Noire

>>390036001
Compile Heart is terrible, I agree. But Neptunia games aren't. And just so you know, not all Nep fans are waifufags, I sure am not, and bought Neptunia because of the game jokes and funny dialog, and I sure loved it.

Also responding the other topic: Neptunia has good music, fast combat that can be skipped if you get bored, waifus are indeed an appeal, but not the only one, the art style is clean and really good, the gaming jokes are mostly smart, and are a hit or miss usually, and the story is not deep, but it's enjoyable.

>>390036213
Noire makes my heart go doki doki

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Vert

>>390036180
>Nepshit thread falls apart the moment people stop circlejerking over the girls to discuss the games themselves
Fitting

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>>390026329
>BUT NINTENDO

Every Fucking Time!

>>390036246
>Compile Heart is terrible, I agree. But Neptunia games aren't
well that's just contradicting opinion, if they make Nep, which isn't horrible, then the company itself isn't as well, don't tell me you are going to forget about the other games they make that actually are pretty decent? Moe Chronicle, FFF, Trillion, Mary Skelter, their upcoming game looks absolutely great from the graphic standpoint too, even better than Nep. At most I'd say CH is really fucking lazy and incompetent when it comes to Nep

People who buy these stupid games should be fucking lynched.

>>390036471
>people stop circlejerking over the girls to discuss the games themselves
Except we did that too in the mentioned threads you dipshit, shows how much you know

>>390035329
Here's the reason why this game isn't lynched. Low budget. Most Nep fans know how much money goes into these games and honestly it's quite incrediable what they've managed to create despite that. Are recycled assets and the like a problem? Yes they are. I think everyone in the fandom has complained about it at some point. However unless Compile Heart become fucking miliionares overnight or something there isn't much that can be done about it.

I personally like to think this series is still well liked because of who the characters are as people, not just based on how cute they are or waifu shit. I mean why else would there be such a negative reception about the third title because of how bitchy a lot of characters were?

>>390036579
Not like there was much else you could do after hitting the image limit

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>>390036498
>That scene when Iris Heart made Blanc cry

>>390036498
I don't get it

How come they got undressed to play games

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YOU'VE HEARD OF BABBIES'S FIRST S/M WAIFU, NOW GET READY FOR
A genunie mentally unstable sadist who is just as happy to torture you to death as to fuck you to death

>>390037641
I wouldn't mind being fucked to death by Sadie

>>390037641
I want to impregnate Iris and Ploot

>>390036629
>However unless Compile Heart become fucking miliionares overnight or something there isn't much that can be done about it.
They could better allocate their resources, limited as they are, across all areas of their game's development. Making some cutscenes go unvoiced like in Persona and saving the VAs for the really important ones would already save them a ton of money

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>>390037718

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>>390030725
>since there is absolutely NO demand for this
>implying
they just recorded his IP for the FBI and lulled him into a false sense of security
>>390037848
>Making some cutscenes go unvoiced like in Persona and saving the VAs for the really important ones would already save them a ton of money
but would it? most mobage can somehow also hire famous VAs, and those things must be even more low budget

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Guys, w-what happens when Sony discontinues the Vita? W-will Uni die?

I can't say anything about them as characters since I don't know who they are, but as far as their design goes, they're generic and boring as fuck.

>>390037641
Why is it that every character voiced by Kana Hanazawa always ends up being trash? It's like her voice is a goddamn brand of terribleness

>>390038175
Anon it's been discontinued for almost a year now
Sony just won't officially say it

>>390038175
Uni lives on in Gameindustria, but in our world things will be rather difficult.

>>390038294
The Vita is still getting games to this day anon

>>390038283
>Chiaki
>Trash
Fucking take that back

>>390036398
What a dynamite body

>>390038819
The body of a slut you mean

>>390038531
Did I fucking stutter?
EVERY.
SINGLE.
ONE.

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>>390039014
She's got a pure body

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>>390038498
>yfw Sony turns out to be paying CH to develop vita games just to give the illusion that it's not dead
>>390039096
kindly remove yourself from existence

>>390038153
If CH's budget is as limited as you say it is, then they really should aim to save up as much as possible. That 4GO game looks like the first big upgrade the series has seen in years.

>>390037641
Plutia is honestly sexier

>>390039145
>that chest
>those legs
Pure is the last way I would describe her body

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>>390039315
Is this a pure body?

>>390039256
4GO isn't even being made solely by Compile Heart. Tamsoft is also part of the development.

>>390039412
Yes. Actually now that you posted it I would like to see the Goddesses as children.

>>390039413
Why am I not surprised? At least it looks like a somewhat presentable action game this time, unlike that terrible mess that was Neptunia U

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>>390039484
Here's one

>>390039484
But they already are.

>>390022787
Do you never sleep?

>>390039696
That only applies to Lowee

>>390039169
The Vita will be dropped eventually but there are still games not made by CH coming to the Vita right now.

>>390037641
Please step on me

>>390020460
fpbp

>>390021134
Lastation has the most shares because Noire is a slut that takes care of old men

>>390043012
I want to become an old man soon.

>>390043012
Lastation? More like Lactation. LOL

>>390037641
>mentally unstable sadist

One of those fantasies I have, but I know would never work in real life. Still, great to fap to someone that is legit fucking insane, loss of control is incredible.