Nintendo Confirms Waluigi Uncircumcised

truly /ourguy/

>not horrifically butchered
wew, lad. hows it feel ( just kidding those nerve endings are gone ) to know waluigi is 100% man and not 99%?

>>389998317
Considering his profession it makes the most sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsE6uopETzM

It fits his wiener looks just as weird as his face.

>>390000194
99% beats your 5%, anon.

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>>389998317
Nice.

>>390000194
i'm a girl and uncircumsized penises look ugly but they're not a dealbreaker or anything

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>>389998317
I think the better question is, how was this information at all relevant to the fact that BotW is getting DLC?

oh wait

>“Also, remember Shy Guys?” he added. “None of them have any gag reflexes. So you could really go to town if you wanted.”

I got diddled again.

>>390002529
>women complain about this when outies and pepperoni nippers exist
lol

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>tfw uncircumcised people have been telling me how my own orgasms feel for years saying I'm unable to feel shit

>still nut in 40 seconds no matter how loose the pussy

if its this bad with a portion of the sensitivity gone I'd rather not have it all anyways

>>390003479
>not liking ginormous areolas

>>390003656
>if its this bad with a portion of the sensitivity gone I'd rather not have it all anyways
So this is what being a cuck is like.

>>390000000

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>>389998317
>“Also, remember Shy Guys?” he added. “None of them have any gag reflexes. So you could really go to town if you wanted.”

What the fuck

>>390004126
Also, how is not mutilating yourself a religious thing? usually it's the opposite

>>390003656
That's a problem of self control that can be partly countered by masturbating before a date.
Seeing how you still have that problem, congratulations, you feel less while still being a loser while real men get the full experience with a little self control.

>>390003479
>it's just cleaner
Thanks for putting looks over my healthy wellbeing you weird fetishist and now clean your pussy with some alcohol.

>>390003479
Maybe we should go talk to outies like they do to uncircumsized men

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>>389998317
>hardtimes
can't fool me

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>Shyguys have no gag reflexes so you could really go to town if you wanted.

Minus 8's shygirls just got a whole lot hotter.

>The Hard Times

Nigga come on.

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>>390006981
>mfw I wasnt aware hardtimes was a satirical newsite
>mfw I believed the article up until the line "Shyguys have no gag reflexes so you could really go to town if you wanted"
>mfw its fake

>>390006981
>>hardtimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPNgC3gBaq4

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>/v/ taking the bait
>believing a satire site
nothing new to see here folks.

>>389998317

>When the only time Nintendo won't cut you is in regards to your foreskin

He may be unloved, but he ain't a Jew.

>>390009496
>no fun allowed

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>>389998317
>“Also, remember Shy Guys?” he added. “None of them have any gag reflexes. So you could really go to town if you wanted.”