Greetings

HANZO AT YOUR SERVICE

>faggots yelling at each other simulator

>>389979045
>Group up with me
>Group up with me
>Group up with me
>Group up with me

>YOU'RE GOING TO COME-
>YOU'RE GOING TO COME-
>YOU'RE GOING TO COME-
>YOU'RE GOING TO COME WITH ME

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>Come over here

>>389979618
i fucking hate her voice when she says "okay"

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>>389979090
>group up with team
>still die

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>>389978637
Marry me pls.

JUSTICE RAINS FRO-WARGH

>>389980667
I can't believe this still isn't fixed. Every other hero has had their broken ults fixed, but the queen of broken ults hasn't been touched.

I have tons of fun playing Overwatch with my friends and there is NOTHING THAT /V/ CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHA

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>use Guardian Angel and my nigger dies before i reach him
>get surrounded by a bunch of rapists
>jump around hoping to survive the bullets
>get killed

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>>389980772
>make Mercy fly during her Ult
>keep Pharah the same

>>389980772
Pharah needs a complete rework as she is, her ult sucks and she doesn't really have any mobility beyond hovering slowly in the air and being completely vulnerable to half the cast (meanwhile D.Va actually flies and Junkrat can swoop around like a madman).
Only her weapon is decent.

>>389980806
>what is canceling out of guardian angel?

>>389981006
Her mobility is fine, it's largely unique to her, the problem is that as players become more skilled, she becomes less viable. You can't just make her more mobile, you might as well just make a different character, you need to take what makes Pharah work and make it actually work.

>>389980772

Broken?
How so.

>>389980772
>>389981006
She is literally the sole reason why most people can't get out of gold because of how easy it is for her to kill her counters
t. Diamond who was Silver 3 seasons ago.

>>389981190

Or you could just make her more Mobile.

Junkrat is faster on land, now has two mines to boost him through the sky, and has more mobility WHILE in the air. Plus, his grenades and mines do zero damage to himself.

While Pharah can boost into the sky, but then she's very slow, easy as fuck to hit, and even feathering her hover you still can't maintain constant flight. You need a pocket mercy to stay viable.

They could simply just greatly extend her hover time and make her much more mobile in the sky. Any somewhat decent McRee, Soldier, Genji, Winston will be able to still smack her out of the sky.

>>389981415
what the actual fuck are you talking about?

shut up.

>>389981247
In all but the ideal, one in one hundred situation, the best you can hope for with her ult is a kill trade.

>>389980664
That makes no sense. I have hundreds of Overwatch-related images, and I'm going to remember the content of the posts better than some arbitrary number among dozens that I've used.
Also that poll has passed 90 votes and the gap is continuing to widen.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13794827/r

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WELCOME

>>389979618
Overcome all obstacles

>>389981190
Her mobility is useless, there are no places in maps that are accessible only to her, and she's just too slow for moving between sniper positions (which aren't of any use since target leading at those distance is more a matter of luck than anything else).

>>389981415
That sounds like bullshit, if you pick any hitscan hero and stay behind a shield, you'll get her without any trouble.

>>389981504

Ah, I guess that makes sense.
I thought you meant broken like a glitch or something.

But yeah, I main Pharah on the side and rarely actually do anything with my Ult unless it's to pepper a Zarya ult.

>You will never give Ana another daughter and a granddaughter

>>389980331
Muh dick.

Where does a heterosexual man even find delicious brown girls like her?

>Mei will never sit on your face
why even live

>>389981673
>>389981473
You do realize most people in gold can't aim right

Hence why they're in gold

>>389981006
>>389981190
>>389981430
Add a 50 hp regenerating shield that doubles as suit power. This way she can survive hitscan characters while allowing other characters to actually engage her.
Add a three-rocket multi shot ability like the Unreal Tournament rocket launcher.
Add an air dodge similar to the McCree roll.
Change the ultimate to a rocket boost that works like a faster version of D.Va's and Mercy's where Pharah has a 4x firing and reloading rate.

>>389981998
To be honest I don't play competitive,
I think Overwatch isn't a game that lends itself for that.

>>389981828
iran and the UAE I guess
>tfw poorfag
>tfw I will never go to the middle east and get a qt brown gf

>>389981998
>implying they're not in gold because they can only aimbot

>>389981828
Germany and I'm not memeing. I see lots of delicious brown girls all the time and I'm unironically considering converting to Islam.

>>389979725
I fucking hate her voice in general. She doesn't sound like she's in the middle of an action game at all; she sounds like she's in the middle of teaching a kindergarten class.

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>>389981828
She's from Dubai.
I guess in Southern Europe like in Spain you could also find like them.

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>>389981903
Don't remind me, anon.

>>389982440
I wanna fug her.

>>389982147
>>389982229
>>389982440
Stop taking our women, the delicious browns belong to us.
t. Arab

>>389983196
>can't govern their countries
>complain that their women fall into BWC

Ahmed please.

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>>389983196
I'll make her mine.

>>389983408
>>389982440
Made for mating press.

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>>389978637
Hi best girl.

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>>389984902
Wrong

>>389985404
Pharah is for a short fling that you show off to your friends.
Mei is for marriage and meeting your parents.

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>>389984902
best girls come in pairs

>>389978637
WE WUZ KWEENS N SHIEEEEEEEEEET NIGGUH

>one of my classmates in college looks like pharah with blue eyes.
>arabian
>has big breasts too
She's delicious brown if I've ever seen it, shame about the abs though.

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>>389985873
True.

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>>389985963
It's your job to breed that Korra, Anon.

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>>389985725
Glad you understand.

>>389982346
pretty sure that's the point

>>389985963
we need pics now

PROTIP: if muslim tell her about those guys who memorize the quran and how interesting are they, that never fails

>>389986756
What do you mean about the Muslim thing?

>>389986481
I don't know what a korra is but she looks like that but bigger breasts,abs more defined and long black hair not in a ponytail.

>>389987095
The Hafez are muslims who memorize the quran. They aren't well known in the western world so if you know about them that will mean you are actually interested in their religion and culture, which will give you bonus points for your next move.

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>>389987095
>I don't know what a korra is
basically a fit girl with brown skin and blue eyes

>>389987667
They aren't real.

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>>389987095
>I don't know what a korra is
It's female perfection.

>>389987867
Too bad.

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>>389984009
Made for handholding only because she's underage.

>>389987867
My sister looks like that, she's mixed though

>>389983196
>>389983276
>>389983408
I'll let wh*tey have our qts with no problem so long as he doesn't get assmad when I date his qts.

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>>389988896
We don't need your permission.

>>389988832
we need pics then
>>389988896
Alexander the Great wanted to do that, imagine what a glorious world we could have lived in.

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>>389981006
Just replace her with Drogoz

>>389978637
>lays in sexy Junkrat emote and ignores you.

>>389989148
Or replace her with Soldier, someone from an actual decent game.

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>>389988973
Okay whiteboi then neither do I

>>389989008
I'm not posting pics of my sister

>>389989362
Goodbye.

>>389989262
But Soldier doesn't punch the shit out of people or have Shock combos

>>389989485
Faggot. I now realise that I'm really lucky that I don't have sisters. It would have fucked me up.

>>389989528
So?

>>389989618
Exactly

>>389988549
im sure 8 years old is legal where she's from so its fine

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>>389989949
More or less.
It's only legal if she's married, and only with her husband.

>>389988549
>>389990018
how old is she? might as well convert to islam if I get to fuck her

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>>389990187
15

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>>389990251
>15
what the fuck she looks like she's 20

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>>389990393
Kids keep growing faster and faster, right?

>>389990393
It's the makeup bro. Have you already learned the Shahada?

>>389990393
>>389990489
I bet all of you (including me) would still put her in the mating press of given the chance. Underaged or not.

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>>389990731
Of course I would.

>>389990489
>>389990493
well, I guess I should learn arabic and get some cash to go to the UAE
>>389990731
of course, do you think I'm retarded?

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>>389990806
Good luck on your brownie quest.

>>389990806
you're posting on 4chan
of course you are retarded

>>389990806
Learn arabic
Enroll in a islamic studies course
Conver to islam
Make some sort of company that caters to muslims in your country
Become upper-middle class
Travel to UAE
Get delicious brown girl

>>389985906
cringe

>>389991195
brown is the color of shit

>>389990784
Now I can't contain my erection

>>389991309
White the color of semen, and yellow the color of piss.
Sounds like humans are gross.
Good thing we stay away from you.

>>389991371
>White the color of semen
Semen is the beginning of life.
Piss and shit are waste.

Sounds like shit and urine are still trash.

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>>389991370
Lewd.

>>389980331
>>389982440
>>389983408
>>389988549
>>389990018
>>389990251
>>389990489
>>389990784
>>389990946
>Want to cosplay from a popular video game to impress people on instagram
>Don't have the ability to cosplay
>Just do your makeup

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>>389991549
Really doubt you can find many cosplay stores in the middle east.

>>389991627
Plus is probably highly illegal for women to own things, even phones.

She is gonna get halal to death if they find out.

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>>389992074
Such things would turn tourists away from UAE, and they depend way too much on tourist money for that.
But she should still be careful.

>>389988973
>implying any women wants your neckbeard ass

>>389992934
How do you grow beard in an ass, the fuck Anon, are you retarded.

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This thread is the Overwatch playerbase in a nutshell.

Why have good gameplay when you can just fill it with waifus xdd

Is there actually a legit reason anyone plays it besides the highly fuckable female characters?

>>389993805
I don't even own overwatch, I just fap to the high quality foot porn of it on the internet.

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>>389993805
They are good waifus.

>>389993805
I dont think so

>>389979090
The sarcastic Thanks! is even more annoying

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>>389993805
Pretty much.

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>>389983408
>that floppy pizza beret

>>389993805

Because it apparently makes you mad when I both play it and post waifus

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>>389995557
This. I rather have people shittalking than that passive-aggressive shit. It annoys me way more

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>>389983196
Delicious brown was MADE for bleaching.

it is nature's way, a fact of life. the natural course.

sorry if you don't like it, but thats the way it is. the way its meant to be.

>>389999195
This. Nothing makes my blood fucking boil more than hearing the whole fucking server say "gg" after an objectively miserable failure on the part of my fucking nigger "teammates". It's lile the truth is fucking kryptonite for 99.9999999% of Overwatch players.