The previous threads were pure gold.
You know the drill, post a character, other anons make up domination lines.
Starting with an easy target.
>>389969263
SEE THAT ROCKET ? YOU CAN EAT IT !
>>389969275
EXPERIENCE DOMINATION, TIN CAN
>>389970896
Take your furry fire magic back to Japan, where it belongs!
>>389970896
Feel my fury, Furry!
Bradford
>>389969275
I HAVE KILLED BOTH ROBOTS AND HIPPIES IN GREAT NUMBERS. YOU WERE DEAD THE SECOND YOU MET ME.
>>389972398
DOMINATED, POWDER CAKE!
>>389972186
I DOUBT YOU'LL EVER KILL ME, SHERLOCK!
>>389972186
YOUR DEAD. I KILLED YOU. CASE CLOSED.
good luck
>>389969263
DOMINATION SCROLLS V, MAGGOT AND WE *WILL* HAVE A SPECIAL EDITION OF IT
>>389972491
My role in this war is two-fold, WINNING and destroying pansies in sweater vests!
>>389973843
IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED ME
>>389976269
SCA-PA-RA-PA-BA-DOMINATED YOU TALKING PILE OF SCRAP
>>389969957
YOUR EYE SHADOW CAN'T STOP THIS ROCKET'S RED GLARE
>>389976157
NIGHTY NIGHT YOU PRANCING PILE OF PIXIE DUST
>>389973296
DOMINATED, CANNIBAL, AND I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS TOUGHER THAN YOU
>>389973786
LOST YOUR JOB FIRST DAY IN THE FORCE, LOST YOUR LIFE FIRST DAY IN THE WAR!