Don't answer that. A rhetorical question.

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>>389963762

WHACK HIM

>>389963762
I miss Kitty ;_;

>>389963762
Why is Max Payne 1/2 so fucking good?

>>389964412
made with love

Oh god you shot me

AAAHHHHHHHHH

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IT'S PAYNE

Reminder that 3 has the best third person gameplay of any third person shooter ever

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>>389964945
HEY HEY HEY ITS ME MEX PAIN, ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR MY NEW GAME P7

>>389965202

Yes it does yet everything else is complete nosense which makes it inconsistent mess.

They were all fat

I released my trigger from the finger

and then I was A RHETORICAL QUESTION

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MAX! Dearest of all my friends!

>>389966461
Maxs monologues were on point though
Great soundtrack as well

>>389966575
At that moment I hated Vlad.

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sHe HaS DyED hER haiR REd

"They were all dead..."

the whole game is 10/10 movie/comic/game/quotes

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>>389965202
You haven't played Vanquish, have you?

>>389966864
mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN

M'Lord?

>>389963762
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE PAYNE IN THE BUTT

>>389967704
hehe, pain to the max

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The first game was literally perfection.
2 went way over with the bullet time.
3 is better but the story was shit even if Max was on point.

>>389967704
>>389967959
You're killing me. Did you make that up yourselves or did you get some wino downsides to come up with it? Don't answer that.

>>389968346
If we lived in a good universe we'd get remakes of 1 and 2 in 3's engine.

Too bad we live in nightmare land.

>>389968497
Wrong timeline, mate. Wonder what we did to skew this far off.

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>>389968497

Even remedy itself cannot be really trusted after QD. To be honest im fine the series died peacefully, even if games like it will never happen again

>>389966634
>Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister
groundbreaking stuff