You have approximately twelve seconds to explain why dwarves

They're a race of manlets

>>389952095
Manlets are always inferior to everyone else.

When will they learn

>>389952095
They are not humans

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Because we were created first.

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They can be a little too stereotyped and flanderized at times, it's hard to create Dwarves that fit outside the paradigm of--

>Dark/Deep Dwarves

Well never mind, they're fucking perfect.

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>>389952095

I can't.

>Best facial hair management
>Best craftsmanship
>Best architecture
>Unbreakable will
>Master tacticians
>Always rolling in coin

Fucking love dorfs, me.

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>>389952358
OCH, THANKS FER BETA TESTIN SOCIETY FER US LADS

>>389952095
They're just humans with less variation. Worse than that is that the dwarf stereotype is defined by how fucking boring it is.

Dwarf fags are the absolute worst. They can't even defend the race, they just try to bring other fantasy races down to the same level. Poorly.

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>>389952772
Fuck

I like dwarfs. I hate how every modern depiction of a dwarf is a clone of Gimli though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE

Dorfs are masters of banter

>>389953358
Which is the worst considering in the movies Gimli is nothing but the short, fat comic relief character

>implying Dwarf + Elf bromance is not the best thing possible

>>389952095
>Fat
>Smelly
>Alcoholics
>Rude
>Giga manlets
>Unhygienic
>Prone to outbursts of anger
>Despite all this they're still supposedly """"noble"""" and of stout heart
Dwarves are only popular because they're a way for disgusting neet losers to play as themselves without any of the backlash they would normally receive for it and still somehow be heroes.

>>389953054
>inb4 t. elf
Because some of you will already think about typing.

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>>389953358
Agreed. We need more cunning Dwarf rogues and crossbowmen.

>>389952095
The only people who like dwarves are fat dudes with beards.

>>389952095
Short.

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>>389952095
By FAR the best model update. Was it because they were the first?

Dwarves are humans. It's just a genetic disability extended across large population due to inbreeding.

>>389952358
>Elves
>created first
>laughing bombadil.jpg

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>>389954193
>best model update

>>389952095

dwarves are genetic garbage dumps, aka small humans. Almost as gay as elves, fuck dwarves

>>389952206
fbpb

The only thing about dwarves that is even remotely good are dwarf girls.

>>389955638
Yeah dude short fat hairy girls are great..... NOT. Owned.

>>389952095
>he hasn't heard of the high elves

>>389955867
>Yeah dude short fat hairy girls are great
That's what nerds and basement dwellers believe because they were raised to hate girls.
Proper dwarven women are qts and hotties.

>>389956324
Nah, I don't really like short chicks. And dwarven chicks are described as hairy in a lot of fiction. Sometimes they even have beards.

Dwarves can be cool as shit. Unfortunately most things depict them as stereotypical dwarves. Some official D&D/Pathfinder adventures had legit awesome dwarves.

>>389956432
>And dwarven chicks are described as hairy in a lot of fiction. Sometimes they even have beards.
But my headcanon...

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>>389952206
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>>389955987
7 more names for the book.

>>389956964
Sorry bruv.

>>389956432
I wish there was a consensus on female dwarves. I like to pretend Tolkein ones don't exist in other media, even though they're the original.

>>389957182
Whatever you stumpy cunt, I burn your holes down every game I play.

>>389957234
>I wish there was a consensus on female dwarves
It's interesting to note that only recently game companies and the like started to portray female dwarves as proper, presentable women instead of male dwarves with tits.
I guess it's because no one really wants to play an ugly girl.

>>389952361
That actually looks nice, like he's made of stone.

>>389953054
>They're just humans with less variation.

That's every fantasy race though. They take one aspect of human culture and amp it up.

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>>389952095
Because gnomes are.

>>389959697
Gnomes are just western chibi and it's as shit here as it is over there.

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>>389952095

they are the things homosexuals and insecure males are most attracted to.

I'm going to play the damn sexiest looking woman race thanks.

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giv hobbit gf

Forse perché i nani non sono tanto grandi

>>389961213
IMAGINE

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>>389959697
>not being part of Goblin+Gnome Master-Race
fucking scrub kys

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>>389959697
Gnomes and Goblins are the best.

>>389961347
I was just going to post that picture.

is there a movie equivalent of vaporware? looks interesting tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrX_DkInTv8

>>389952095
because they are just stumpy humans. Lizardmen and undead are superior. They are more exotic and more badass.

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STRIKE THE EARTH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqAYMZSOQao

>>389961546
They sound more exotic, until you realize that they fit the criteria for your dwarves too.

Dwarves are stubby humans.
Lizardmen are scaly humans.
Undead are decaying humans.

There is no real difference.

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>>389961427
Excellent taste bros

>>389961687
yeah, but scales are bones are just cooler than being short and hairy.

>wow in 2017
pd: gnome master race

>>389959697
gnomes are just dwarf rip offs

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>>389952095

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Dwarf is just the Reddit of fantasy creatures at this point

Too many actual fat hairy manlets IRL want dwarves to be "based"

>>389952095
All fantasy races are equal.

t. !NotElf

>>389952095
They can't reach things on the top shelf
and their women are rather ugly

>>389964527
Their men are ugly too to be fair.

>>389962743
Och, the coal dust be in me eyes.

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>>389952206
Are all Dwarves so muscular because deep inside they are insecure manlets who lack confidence?

>>389965771
They're mostly strongfat which is the worst type of fit.

>>389965771
without their strenght they are nothing
no magic, no intellect, nothing

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>>389952095
Feol Viera exist.

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>>389966002
Meanwhile master race Gnomes have so high IQ they don't have to build up tons of muscle mass to not feel inferior to other races.

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>>389952095
In the Hall of the Mountain King goes with any dwarfly activity

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>>389966314
gnomes are jews of fantasy

WASH YER BACK

>>389956640
name one

>>389952095
Tauren exist

H U M A N S
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>>389967329
humans are shit

I know this from autopsy

Tiny fat drunks that never change

>>389952095
Dwarfs are just vikings. Real vikings were short as the average height in the middle ages was 5'4''.

>"keep yer dick on the ground"
what did he mean by this?

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>>389962865
>Dwarf is just the Reddit of fantasy creatures at this point