Final Fantasy VII Remake

>>389950634
the same way they handle tifa and scarlets bitch slap contest and cut it

They add in a line where Cloud says he always secretly liked wearing women's clothes and make him a drag queen.

FFVII Remake is going to be a fucking disaster, I can feel it.

>>389950634
-it will be rated T
-they might remove retard and implications of cid beating his wife

>>389950634
Probably just have him put on girls' clothes. Literally the only thing they'll change is cleaning up some of the dialogue, have Tifa and Scarlet actually have a martial arts battle, and imply that Hojo will create a new breed by mixing Red13 and Aerith's blood together, and not by sexual acts.

>>389950634
I think a fun little change they could make it have clothing options, similar to persona 4. make it so that cloud can choose to wear the dress the entire game.

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Have them use some bullshit Materia and turn Cloud into a real girl during that part. Then let people play as girl Cloud in NG+.

>>389952009
I really wish more games would let you optionally dress your characters.

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>>389950634
Almost every single thread we have on this remake is some horseshit concerning crossdressing/honey bee inn.

Not the gameplay or any of that gay shit. The one, short scene of Cloud wearing a dress.

How EVER will they be able to have a scene with a man wearing a dress in this day and age? It's just so RISQUE and LEWD and EXTREME.

A man!

In a dress!!

>>389952728
Yeah I get the feeling most of these people didn't play the game and just want to discuss politics like a bunch of dumb cunts.

>>389951950
This. They even mentioned that people shouldnh't worry about Cloud in a drag because Nomura was already designing him at the time.

>>389952728
So tell me about the gameplay anon. What would you like to see and what you expect in reality?

>>389950634
They already said that people shouldn't worry over it.

>>389950634
They'll make him put on a pink wig

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>>389950634
They so what they said they were going to do years ago and put it in.

I mean, Nomura outright said he was looking forward to it.

>>389950634
WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY

https://www.creativevillage.ne.jp/26380

FFVII really really gets bad after leaving Midgard

Was episode Promto a tech study for the snowboarding of FVII Remake?

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>>389950634
Most faggots are clamoring for a full on, unrecognizable from a real woman, trap Cloud. I want them to make it a joke, make Cloud look like Majima in the Gorumi side quest and make it the best possible look to get chosen by Corrino

>>389954364
Why is it that whenever some dumb cunt on /v/ says his opinion like 7000 nerds parrot it without thinking about it themselves?

>>389954276
>same height
can't tell if cloud a manlet,or lightning amazonian

>>389954723
Cloud is like 5'7, so he's a manlet. Zack was like 6'3 so it makes sense why cloud idolized him.

>>389952728
First off it's Japan. They don't give a fuck. Second off if anything sjws will LIKE seeing cloud in drag. It breaks gender stereotypes. God you people are fucking stupid

>>389952728
>How EVER will they be able to have a scene with a man wearing a dress in this day and age? It's just so RISQUE and LEWD and EXTREME

It only triggers alt-right nutjobs so I'm sure it'll be okay

>>389950634
How do you know he's not gender non-binary you cisexist pig! Jesus. It's 2045 get with the times.

>>389952129
muh dik
does she still have a dick

But seriously. Why are they remaking the game that gave the entire series cancer and not the last pre-cancer FF yet to have a 3d re-imagining?

>>389954919
>Second off if anything sjws will LIKE seeing cloud in drag. It breaks gender stereotypes.
Drag i considered insensitive to trans people for some reason now, so I doubt it.

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>>389950634
I know what and how I will handle in the part where Cloud puts on girls clothes, if you catch my drift.

>>389958065
>why are they remaking the game that made them the most money?
>It's bad because I said so and they should remake the game I want instead!
Boy you are fucking stupid

>>389958645
>being this strawman
>being a fucking fanboy
>A
>FUCKING
>FANBOY
Enjoy your homoerotic goth twink-boy jackoff fantasy that the series has become ever since FF7.

>>389958796
Tbh cloud is more of a pretty boy than most of the characters that came after him. He's also a 5'7 girly man. Tell me snow could pass for a woman. He's like 6'7 and jacked. Aka an actual man, not a manlet.

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>>389958796
I'm not even being a fanboy
You're just fucking retarded
>homoerotic goth twink-boy jackoff fantasy
So what final fantasy has always been

>>389959021
The thing is my point is that all of the cancer in the series is the result of developers trying to emulate things that worked in FF7.

The fact that cloud was a wussy angsty manlet twink-boy with a giant sword that kicked ass played into the masculine power fantasy of it's primarily teen male audience. It worked there. Because it was the right thing. But suddenly all the male protags with a few minor exceptions were spikey haired goth twink boys with silly weapons.

>>389952346
One of the things End of Eternity did best

Also FFVII is where goofy signature weapons for characters originated. The Buster Sword, the Gun Hand. Cait Sith's microphone as a weapon. It's just a short walk from there to gun-blades and nuclear blitz balls.

>>389959163
That cover-art was made in 2006. Long after FFVII had it's influence.

>>389959189
The entire series is full of pretty boys with big weapons dude. Are you aware of what cecil and Kain look like? Or Bartz? Or Locke?

>>389959574
>amano changed his entire artstyle after ff7 cme out
Are you being fucking retarded on purpose

>>389950634
>So how will they handle the part where Cloud puts on girls clothes?
Maybe they'll take it out so faggot like yourself are forced to enjoy nothing but hetero content.

How will they manage him getting gang raped by a bunch of burly men to get the highest attraction rating?

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>>389959612
Oh yeah such a twink.
>inb4 muh ponytail
ponytails were considered masculine in the time period the game is roughly modeled after.

>>389959829
I didn't say edgar did I? Though his amano art is certainly pretty boy tier so I'm sure if they had the tech at the time he would be too.

>>389952728
It's a JRPG there is no gameplay.

>>389950634
By cutting it in all versions outside of japan to protect sensitive westerners

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>>389950634

I'm surprised no one has said it, but if you can dress link in gerudo clothes why would they not leave in the whole 'cloud-chan' segment seeing as its -part of the way to get out of the slums-

Seems like 75% of the people who heard of the remake are shitting on it for some reason or another, I'm not too thrilled about the ff-15-ish style battle system either but you know what keeps me from being entirely cynical about it?

The fact that Tabata isn't involved to completely change the game because 'MUH OWN IDEAS, MUH OWN EASE OF PLAYING THE GAME'

Dunno if you guys dont realize that or not but hey you know...its -something- do not make you guys freak out over 'HOW TERRIBAD' the game will be

Might actually be good you know, maybe do less of this 'LETS HATE ON THE GAME BECAUSE ITS A MEME' bs

I'm aware of the 'MILKING EPISODIC' thing too but I don't really care. Doesn't bother me enough to get that annoyed about it.

>>389959301
>Also FFVII is where goofy signature weapons for characters originated
So do setzer, relm and edgar with his chainsaws from 6 not count now
Stop being retarded

>>389952728
>Not the gameplay or any of that gay shit
Gameplay is going to be shit it's a stretched out episodic version of a ps1 game that they're milking for money

>>389954859
Cloud's official height in 2017 is 5'8, and Zack's is 6'1 (his fan club in crisis core exaggerated his height.)

>>389961243
Where are you getting 6'1? Everything I can find says 6'3.

>>389950634
They'll actually add a scene at the end showing Cloud wistfully packing the dress and wig away for future use. To make the sjws happy, of course.

>>389950634
I imagine the same way the original did. Find the guy in the bar and convince him to make you a dress.

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Pssh nothin personnel kid

>>389960227
>Gameplay is going to be shit
Guess they'll keep it true to the orignal

>>389963340
what does this icon even means? it's a crystal and...? what's on top?

>>389950634

They'll add a little text dialog that if you feel this issue affected you and give you a link to a pro-trans website.

>>389950634
They won't, because you bitch ass faggots will cry about anything, so they rather save the effort

>>389961617
Ultimania.

You find 6'3 because Zack's fan club exaggerates his height, but that's the only available height reference in-game, so that's what everyone quotes.

Sephiroth himself is only 6'1 or so.

>>389961617
Crisis Core Ultimania quotes him at 185cm, which is about 6'1.

>>389964875
Kind of frustrating how much information you have to go to ultimanias to find for this series.

>>389964187
It's a question mark, isn't it? I always thought it was, anyway

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>There are people who seriously think FFVIIR won't cut like a third or more of the content from the original game.

It's barely going to be the same game, it's just gonna follow the similar overarching story.

>>389950634
They won't.

Alot of stuff is going to end up getting cut out.

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>>389951790
>implying they wouldn't remove "retard"
Sadly it's not the 90s anymore. "Retard" was like that decade's "nigger." It was fun while it lasted.

The same way Botw did it.

/thread

>>389950634
They replace the model with Lightning's.

>>389964187
"C" for Checkpoint I'd imagine.

>>389965803
That parts already been confirmed to be in still. I'm sure barret being called a retard will be cut though, cant offend those people who have no ability to understand being offended!