Sorry bud, it's the only other controller I have

What kinda jerk off gives his guest the broken controller instead of using it himself?

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>needing buttons to play
Pick the stage, let's go

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>>389945861
>Sorry bud, it's the only other controller I have
more like pic related

>>389946056
A child

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>>389946689
>ask parents for another controller so me and bro can race
>get pic related

>>389946887
what the fuck is that thing

>>389946981
thats what i said and got slapped

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>that friend who wanted to play time crisis but only had one gun
>never took turns either

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>>389946145
OK, lets dance.

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Sorry bro, it's your turn to use the boat.

>>389945861
>One day two spergs came to xXx_ShitLord_Solomon_xXx
>The first spoke, "three days we have been fighting over player one, for our second controller broken when thrown against the wall"
>"Look at the cheeto dust, surely this controller was mine, and my brother broke his controler!"
>"The broken controler is yours" the brother replied, "YOU THREW IT ACROSS THE ROOM"
>xXx_ShitLord_Solomon_xXx in his wisdom said, "we shall cut the controller in half, that way you can at least play split screen!"
>"NO!" shouted the first sperg.
>"Ah-ha" said xXx_ShitLord_Solomon_xXx, "you must be the real player one"
>Everyone in (((reddit))) was amazed, they realized that mountain dew had given xXx_ShitLord_Solomon_xXx wisdom to judge fairly.