ITT: things in a game that made you rage quit

>>389888335
Look it was obviously bad design by a racist priveleged white cis scum.

>>389888335
Finally, the Dark Souls of platformers.

>>389888335
People need to stop fetishizing skill. What about emotional skill? How come games never test that? Because the industry is run by racist privileged white males.

The auto-aim hipfire in Uncharted 2. Was about to shank someone from behind in the multiplayer and the nigro wasn't even looking at me when I got hit with a shotgun blast. Didn't even finish campaign.

Why don't games fetishize intelligence?

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>>389888614
n-no, that's is crash bandicoot title, y-you can stole it from us

Why post the small box when clearly it was the tall pillar that gave the guy trouble?

>>389889184
>sonybros
>grammar

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>>389888335
>no save points
Dropped touhou forever after the first three games and getting sick of repeating the same shit hundreds of times like an autist. Touhou is only good for the music and porn anyway.

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>>389888335
tfw boxposting will make everyone remember this videogame journalism disaster.

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Hold the fuck up, you mean that webm wasn't ironic/satire, someone out there was actually that shit at platforming?

Is that a coffee stain on the box?

>>389890864
This was the same """""journalist""""" who called Mass Effect shit because he never used skill points, and said Warhammer 40k Space Marine was a Gears of War ripoff.

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>>389890864
They legitimately had issues with the tutorial and got hit and died several times to the first enemies in the first level
It was pretty painful to watch

You'd think it'd be required to be somewhat competent at video games to be a video game reviewer

>>389890864
He goes on to play the first level for 30 minutes and fails to get even halfway through, constantly dying to the same shit over and over
his brain doesn't work right, i'm suprised he can remember to breathe

>>389891359
Getting a job in journalism is all about how many Jewish connections you got.

>>389891048
>>389891058
>>389891521
And here I thought I was bad at vidya

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>>389890864
that's right man

>>389890136
Ya just suck at the game.

>>389891359
All that matters is if you can write well
Being able to play the games you're reviewing means jackshit to these journalists

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>>389890864
A video game "journalist" no less.
What's even better is that he's going full damage control mode on twitter. Making car analogies and everything.

>game gets art inspiration from racist steamboat willie cartoons
>i'm supposed to give a fuck?
lolgood1

>>389892452
The irony of the car analogy is that I fucking expect people dealing with cars to be competent with them. I don't want to buy a car from some retard's recommendation that kills me.

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I just got past the box, now what?

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>>389888335
I'll enjoy this as long as possible, thank you.

>>389891894
>Being able to play the games you're reviewing means jackshit to these journalists

i can totally live with that personally
but why not just have someone whos good at vidya to play it while have someone else to do the "journalism"

is having two people doing coverage for a single game an impossibility to these people?

I'd never thought we'd see another shitstorm like this after the Godhand IGN 3.0 disaster where the reviewer admitted he couldn't get past the third stage.
Honestly how do you not check people's credibility before hiring them to do a job?

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>>389891728
Now with transparency

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>>389893368
>third stage
Only real ball-busting stage in God Hand is 8-1. Sensei too if you let him clone himself.

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>>389892804
pray

>/v/ was shitposting spheres two weeks ago, now its cubes

Was that one of the stupid "press up to jump" plataformers with no dedicated jump butto? How could someone fuck up that badly?

>>389893780
thats deep

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>>389893862
Had dedicated jump button
This journalist took almost 3 minutes to 1+2

>>389893134
A writer can't possible understand the feel of the gameplay without actively playing it which really only leads to them describing it as they watch which gives them an improper idea of the game.

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>>389888335
>playing neptunia rebirth 1
>end of chapter 2
>dungeon with 3 boss fights
>no save points
>game has frozen twice in it
Fuck this shit I'm done.

I thought moot made /v/ a gamergate free zone

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Why it took 7 times?

>>389888335
Someone give me a quick rundown on this meme

Ubisoft in for honor not nerfing or fixing the centurion to the point they flat out told everyone that they refuse to fix him period hell the recent update even made it clear that the problem with the centurion has not been fixed yet but somehow they are well aware of the issue since they admitted there was an issue but it won't be fixed...

Tuck devs like that.

Sad that a game like Cuphead, which has been quietly in production forever and has a better artstyle and look than 90% of Indie Games out there, will be known for one AA hire's inability to play games, rather than the quality of the title.

I'll buy it day one.

>>389894472
Man paid to play games literally cant jump on a box to glide jump over a pillar

>>389894541
>FUCK

FUCKING PHONE!!!

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>>389893413
Fuck whichever faggot developer did this.

>>389894603
vid?

>>389894881
https://youtu.be/848Y1Uu5Htk

>>389888335
Is this the new viral marketing strategy for Cuphead? Just spam this everywhere.
How much do you guys think that journalists was paid by the devs to perform like that while recording?

So is cuphead good?

>>389890136
>drakeposting

>>389895268
looks p.shit to me desu.

enemies spawn in on top of you all the time it seems

>>389895268
no

>>389895268
we will never be able to have a genuine discussion about it because of this meme

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>>389891048
>said Warhammer 40k Space Marine was a Gears of War ripoff

>>389894131
>A writer can't possibly understand the feel of the gameplay without actively playing it
if thats the case then why have reviewers in the first place?

a reader cant understand the feel of the gameplay through a review
they need to play it first right?

>>389894472
gamergate brutally critiques another game journalist to death

>>389895145
You tell me. The video went from 50k views to 650K+ views since /v/ starting shitposting.

>>389890136
That's because you suck at touhou anon,git gud

Everyone keeps omitting that Takahashi is a games BUSINESS journalist. He doesn't really do reviews aside from little editorials.

Still a shamefur dispray though. That pidgeon webm is a goldmine.

>>389896278

I don't have the image, but he has reviewed several games, didn't people say he also reviewed Mass Effect 2 and didn't know about applying skill points or whatever and gave a worse review for that?

>>389896278
You should read his writing. It's like he's in middle school.

>>389894645
fucking phoneposter

One of you anons have it, post the webm and the picture of the douche who can't play the tutorial, I'm trying to explain the situation to my gf.

>>389899407
>gf
You don't need to lie m8

>>389890136
it takes maybe twenty minutes to beat any of the games in one go, are you incapable of playing any game for twenty minutes or more, anon? there's even a pause for temporary breaks.

>>389897375
I was just reading his 'review' and the article under it had this in it.

>In the comments for one of the many videos documenting PewDiePie’s racial outburst, the highest-rated comment asks if the Swedish video maker is “/ourguy/,” which is a meme to ask if a public figure shares white-supremacist values.

What the fuck is wrong with these people

>>389895817
Except a reader can understand the gameplay the relative feel of a game when accurately described by a writer that has proper experience with the game they're reviewing and games in general, a writer/player combo couldn't work because you have to assume the writer is an absolute moron to games as is the player to writing.

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>>389899884
it's not really wrong if you consider that people on here mostly say /ourguy/ after someone does something incredibly beta or offensive

>>389899975
She was so sexy at that age.

>>389888335
Ethics in journalism, what about that

>>389900240
Isn't this from a talk-show?
Did they do a followup and she crashed hard?

>>389888335

Do you guys think a journalist being bad at the game might actually hurt its sales? People might think its 'too hard' if one random guy can't even play the tutorial.

Not being snarky just asking in general pls no bully

But after that fiasco its almost a shame its only on xbone...or is it on pc too i haven't checked.

>>389900778
It's on Steam and GOG

>>389888335
Which is more annoying?
This or pickle rick shitposting?

>>389900891
Pickle rick

>>389900891
Pickle shit
At least this he can make fun of him for being shit

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>>389900778
>Do you guys think a journalist being bad at the game might actually hurt its sales?
Yes, because you see: That has happened before.
Multiple times.

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>>389900778
There's a webm of a chicken figuring out to stand on a box to reach an adequate height to accomplish it's goal of reaching food juxtaposed to this guy trying to jump and dash over a pillar. This guy got beat intellectually by a chicken. I think beyond his ability to write in a grammatically correct fashion he's a bonobo with sausage fingers, zero coordination, and the problem solving skills of a lesser mammal. I don't think he qualifies as average to be honest, he's probably a really great indicator of subpar.

>>389892608
Could you imagine taking you car to a mechanic and having him ask where your ignition was at?

>>389893780
>/v/ was shitposting spheres two weeks ago
what?

>>389900240
who is it
please tell me

>>389890136
Have you ever considered getting good?

>>389888335
Remnder that this whole pewdiepie outrage is because journos don't want to take the L and want everyone to forget about this, so keep memeing it.

>>389901176
i gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjXaAZHEQE

>>389891359
somewhere along the line video game journalism stopped being about video games

>>389900778
If they go on to write about it, yeah, it's easy to hide how awful you are that way. But in this case having video of the guy slamming against the wall and not even using the dash for a solid thirty seconds after encountering the tutorial shows most everyone he's just a retard.

>>389901312
thanks senpai

>>389901312
Good thing it wasn't a raven

>>389901312
>the pigeon wins
this is the funniest part

>>389894472
game journalist doesn't play games and can't even do the tutorial of cuphead.
cue backlash, defense force, and gamergate flashbacks

>>389901658
Someone should do a rehash of the vietnam dog but have the spliced images be gamergate shit. Dog should have purple and pink hair.

>>389894339
I think he is making a joke of "I am soo stupid that..."

>>389899958
>Except a reader can understand the gameplay the relative feel of a game when accurately described by a writer
thats some assumption for hte reader though

in the player/writer combo
why not just have the player accurately describe the gameplay to the writer?
isnt that just the same as the writer accurately describing the experience to a reader?

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>>389892804
Wait until you get to this part

>>389888335
>Start game
>It's weebshit

>>389902887
is the joke that a journalism couldnt make past this?

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>>389900212
fair point

>>389903061
the puzzle was actually harder and involved multiple steps at one time. It was dumbed down because executives were worried about journalists not being able to figure it out

>>389903569
What was the puzzle before they caved into the retards

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>>389901189
Loli Jodie Foster
I too would shoot the Reagan for her

>>389904339
No one knows. Bioshock Infinite as a whole was a waaaaay different game in both direction, tone, and gameplay before the suits got to it and started making edits/cuts.

>>389888335
Haha, so original thread, am I right, guise? xd