why is she so perfect like this?

>liking a boy

she will never give you a thumbs up

>>389878737
A thumb up what? you going to finish that sentence?

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sorry, i only like real women

>>389878429
giv bf (female)

>>389878429
Looks like a guy, you faggot.

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>>389878429
>treats the other doctor who is her academic equal as a complete doormat because she knows he's too much of a beta to say no
>has him run pointless errands that the undergrads would normally do
>he gets killed doing one of those undergrad jobs
>she then proceeds to cave his head in with a fire extinguisher when she has the cure

Am I supposed to like this bitch?

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>>389878429

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>>389878429

>>389878429
She looks better in that scene where her hair looks totally black. After she showers or w/e

>>389880724
Much better.

>>389878429
too old

>>389880724
10/10 perfect

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>>389880792
That's right, swallow it all.

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>>389880724

>>389879861
whats this from?

>>389881086
Guess, RE3.

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>>389881043
>that pose

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>her face when she discovers your hentai folders

>>389881086

One of those shitty light gun games on the wii

>>389881336
>it's all jill pics

>Wesker having that picture of Rebecca

literally, unironically WHAT did they mean by this?

>>389881043

huh. I remember that being a lot gorrier in the PS1 version.

>>389881043
FACE DOWN ASS UP

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Claire/Jill > rest.

this is a permanent ranking and can never be altered

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>>389883541
Darkside Claire best Claire, they need to use it as the basis for the RE2make.

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>>389880837
unf

>>389878429
Tobey Maguire face

>>389880543
>academic equal
Nah post-docs are nothing like that, he's basically interning at her lab for 1-2 years while hoping to find a real job
Source: am post-doc

>>389884130
blind

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>>389884130
That name is reserved for another.

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>>389884264
You're just upset that you finally noticed it too.

>>389884307
Rev2 was a good game but Claire's face was disgraceful

>>389881348
Fuck you Umbrella Chronicles was awesome.

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>Leon's thousand yard stare in the attache case screen in RE4
Anyone else ever get the feeling Leon was that one weird kid in high school, that wore band shirts and a pentagram necklace that everyone was convinced that he was going to be a school shooter? But then he never really did anything because he wasn't dangerous, just weird?

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CGI is getting crazy good nowadays isn't it

>>389884446
well he does have the hair...

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>>389880724

>>389884446

>self projecting videogame characters

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>>389884754

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>>389884860

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Let's discuss V I D E O G A M E S
RE post 2004 was a dark time

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Who is the best RE boy and why is it Barry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnVfuTR-Kc

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fucking Leon, why is he so handsome like this

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>>389885003
I think RE5 could have been much better if they didn't use a mission select screen to progress the game, and didn't scrap the upgrade system from RE4. Sense of progression has always been the best part of RE IMO. New areas opening up or seeing older areas change in the classic games, or having your weapons be distinctly different enough from each other while getting stronger over the course of the game has always been the best draw of the series.

>>389885003
No RE waifu is below high tier.

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>>389885254
Damnation > Vendetta > Degeneration

Damnation is the best Leon's character has ever been depicted and Vendetta is what RE6 should have been.

>>389885337
>if they didn't use a mission select screen to progress the game
I liked it because it meant I didn't have to playthrough the game again if I wanted to do 5-3.
>didn't scrap the upgrade system from RE4
I thought RE5 had the upgrade system intact? Wasn't the only change the menu layout?

>>389883541
Claire got ruined in Revelations 2.

>>389884754
I want Revelations Jill to smother me with her undercarriage!

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>>389878429
Capcom's waifu tech is too much

>>389885524
>I liked it because it meant I didn't have to playthrough the game again if I wanted to do 5-3.
Shit, that's actually a good point.
>I thought RE5 had the upgrade system intact? Wasn't the only change the menu layout?
It had it, but it didn't feel as potent as it did in RE4. No weapon really felt like the upgrades were scaling as strongly as they did in RE4. Although admittedly, now that I think about it a bit more, that might just be because RE4's weapons were much better than RE5's. I didn't like how the menu only appeared between missions because I really liked the risk/reward economy in RE4, where you could try to upgrade weapons mid level if you stuck close enough to the merchant. But then you'd have less money for a magazine capacity upgrade or might not be able to afford a bigger gun later, because you camped the Merchant in a specific area.

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Why you like him for a father in law?

>>389885449
>vendetta is what RE6 should've been
RE6, much like RE4, 5 and VII deserve to not exist

>>389885907
Nothing happened to that woman, right? I think they were hinting at a sequel with her as the antagonist.

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what do you think a Jill sandwich taste like?

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>>389885948
Jack was a really based guy who got fucked because him and his family helped a lost child out of nothing more than the kindness of their hearts. Fuck Mia or just Zoe. Why couldn't we save the Bakers?

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>>389886008

>>389886037
Semen.

>>389886037
Pork buns and asian people.

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>>389885948

>>389885948
>>389886008
>>389886137
Neck yourself.

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Daily reminder that Wesker is /ourguy/.

>>389886281
Why did you lump me in with the Jackfags

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Was it autism?

>>389886281
The fuck did I do? I just don't think the Bakers deserved what happened to them. That's all.

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Ethan?

>>389886027
Yeah but RE sequel hooks are literally never heard from again

>>389886479
Lucas reminds me of myself - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

reminds me of my mother when she was younger. fucking perfect.

>>389885948
Jack was the only good thing about RE7

>>389886887
Yeah, a lot of dropped sequel hooks
>It's up to us to take out Umbrella
>Ada Epilogue
>the entire ending of CVX
>Gaiden ending (was originally canon according to writer of CV)

>>389886980
I KNOW RIGHT DUDE *burp*
Have you ever heard of a show called Rick and Morty? Rick is like, totally me, cause he's intelligent and an atheist with a sense of humour *burp*

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>that one time Claire abandoned a still bleeding Leon, and Sherry moments after Leon maned up and told her that her parents died, because "muh brother"
>semi-spoiled college student, depends on Chris financially
>runs off to Europe and gets captured anyway, while Leon gets blackmailed into becoming a US agent while raising Sherry the best he could while she's given ward by the state
Not that I mind Claire being well meaning but immature, it's just that one yuri doujin artist that mildly pisses me off.

>>389886586
>>389886479
>>389886874
>>389886980
>>389887279
REVII is garbage. Fuck off.

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One thing that urks me about RE7 is why did no one try to contact the BSAA?
I know its RE so its stupid but come on.

>>389887739
see
>>389887635

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>>389887635
Its my GOTY.
And the best RE since 4.
Cry more faggot.

>>389887635
It's alright. It's a reverse of RE6's problem.
>RE6 could have been much better but stands as a mass of wasted potential
>RE7 went about as smoothly as an RE project can go, but it just has no replay-ability or potential
I'd be up for a REvelations 3.

I want a Louis sequel or a Merchant origin game.

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>>389887515
>Leon was already Ada'd by then and had zero interest in Claire
>Claire left Sherry in the hands of a police officer
>She continues to find her brother, even after the events of Raccoon City
She's fucking god-tier anon.

>>389888112
meant prequel of course.

>>389887836
>I enjoy this shit game. Deal with it!
Okay.

>>389887852
>REvelations 3
I'd love to see Sheva have an actual role in it, unlike RE5.

>>389878429
She's cute. White people are really beautiful.

>>389888118
The Darkside Chronicles has fantastic cutscenes.

>>389878429
Jill>Jessica>Sherry>Deborah=Rachel>Claire=Sheva>Excella>Rebecca=Ada=Ashley

>>389888580
Chronicles as a whole is awesome in my opinion, especially for the cutscenes.

>>389888605
>Ada anywhere but the bottom
>Deborah that high

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Best girl

>>389888645
I haven't played the first one yet. Should I get it on the Wii or PS Move?

>>389881043
I hated how Revelations turned Hunters into a joke enemy.

>>389889313
I got the full HD collection on PS3, so I would recommend that really.

>>389889105
Vendetta had a nice mommy like her too

>>389888580
I hope they toned down the movie shit in Remake 2.

>>389879861

5 Jill is best Jill. I just hope Capcom fired whoever keeps giving everyone down syndrome eyes.

>>389890343
Anon...

>>389888112
>>389888223
Both of those would be shit games

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>>389888445
>I'd love to see Sheva have an actual role in it, unlike RE5.
I had an idea for a REvelations 3 game that would feature Jill and Sheva as playable characters.
>game takes place in the remote jungles of Vietnam
>the next Umbrella wannabes are middle men arms dealers suspected to be operating the creation and sale of B.O.W.s in a compound in the Jungle
>Jill Redfield (fuck you it should be canon) as a director of the BSAA, takes a personal hand in going undercover in the facility as a potential weapons buyer to find evidence of BOW creation
>meanwhile Sheva will hold the perimeter for extraction in the surrounding jungle
>the jungle is actually a testing field for BOWs, suddenly an alarm goes off and the compound is put in lockdown, as they suspect a traitor released the BOWs past the testing perimeter
>game takes place over 3 days and 3 nights
>Jill must remain under cover while in the compound, lightly armed with a silenced pistol and saboteur tools like a lock pick and C4 to sabotage the facility
>Sheva must survive in the jungle for those 3 days until BSAA can send an extraction for her and Jill (they can't be visible in the LZ without evidence)
>Sheva is armed with heavier weapons like the Bear Commander, Five oh Nine, Riot Shotgun and so on, but must face heavier and more dangerous BOWs hunting her down in the jungle, as well as avoid traps set by security
>BOWs adapt after a day based on what weapons and tactics the player uses as Sheva
>Jill must use the small amounts of time she isn't under watch to destroy cameras, find a way to contact the BSAA from within, and sabotage labs
>Jill can sabotage labs with high risk/reward targets to offset the BOWs being modified against Sheva
>Jill has more time to explore at night, but surveillance gets trickier
>Sheva can find supply drops from the BSAA at night to refill ammo, but the BOWs get much more aggressive and dangerous

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>>389878429
QT!!

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Face it fags, this is what Resident Evil SHOULD be.

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>>389891772
Not even the best scene in that movie

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>>389892325
There are too many good ones to choose one

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>>389892325
Please tell me you have the loop of this.

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>>389891705
CUTE

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Best idea for REv 3 coming through
>Leon infiltrates a Terrasave boat to search for survivors after a bioterror attack, where he finds Claire early on. They discover during their travels a new type of BOW that can take the appearance of other people
>Chris is sent in awhile after Leon is reported as missing and he finds out Claire was on the boat, where he discovers a mutated Piers. The two of them search for the missing Leon and Claire and find the shapeshifting BOW.

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>"Leon, your mission is to rescue the president's daughter."
>"Hold on a sec, Hunnigan. I thought the president only had a son?"
>"..."
>"It's called a *top secret* mission for a reason, Leon."
What did they mean by this?

>>389883953
>>389892616
>Chris enters her room alone and sits on her bed right after she just finished trying a shower

What was the director trying to imply here?

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>>389892906
>where he discovers a mutated Piers

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If I want to get into Resident Evil, which order should I play the games in? Release order or am I good to just play the games I currently own (4, Revelations 1 and 2)?

>>389892713
2*9/11=?

>>389893325
I love Piers
Piers was the best thing from RE6, and he was the only thing that redeemed Marhawa Desire and Biohazard the Stage
>>389893350
Play in this order
>RE1
>RE2
>RE3
>Biohazard 4D Executer(movie)
>RECV
>RE Survivor 1, 2(optional)
>Dead Aim(optional)
>Outbreak 1 and 2(optional)
>Gaiden(optional, non-canon)
>REmake
>RE0
>RE4(optional)
>Revelations(optional)
>Degeneration(movie)
>RE5
>REv2
>Damnation(movie)
>Marhawa Desire(manga)
>Heavenly Island(manga)
>RE6
>Vendetta(movie)
>Umbrella Chronicles
>VII

>>389893350
Chronological order.

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>>389893705
>>389893764
You guys are tricking me, arent you. I refuse to believe that is the actual order to play the series in.

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>>389893764
Chronological order is fucked for the RE series
It goes
>RE0
>Umbrella Chronicles
>RE1
>REmake
>Umbrella Chronicles
>Operation Raccoon City
>Outbreak 1 and 2
>RE3 First Half
>Biohazard 4D Executer
>RE2
>Darkside Chronicles
>RE3 Second Half
>Umbrella Chronicles
>RE Gaiden
>RE Survivor
>RE Code Veronica
>Survivor 2
>Darkside Chronicles
>Dead Aim
>Umbrella Chronicles
>RE4
>Degeneration
>Revelations
>Lost In Nightmares (RE5 DLC)
>RE5
>Desperate Escape(RE5 DLC)
>Damnation
>Revelations 2 Claire
>Revelations 2 Extra
>Revelations 2 Barry
>Biohazard the Stage
>Marhawa Desire
>Heavenly Island
>Resident Evil 6 (not even going over how to play that chronologically)
>Revelations 2 Epilgoue
>Umbrella Corps
>Vendetta
>REVII Daughters
>REVII Clancy DLC
>REVII
>Not A Hero and End of Zoe
That's not including novels and Musical Biohazard: Voice of Gaia

>>389893220
I was actually pissed that he sit on the clean bed with his dirty, sweaty tactical pants

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>>389894260
Remake
RE2
RE3
RE CODE VERONICA X
RE ZERO
RE4
RE5 WITH LOST IN NIGHTMARE AND DESPERATE ESCAPE DLC
REVELATIONS 1
RE6
REVELATIONS 2
RE7

Any of the side stuff like the chronicles or outbreak games after all that.

>>389895740
>REmake first
Fucking retards

>>389881336
bitch needs to wash her hair or ease up on the leave-in conditioner

>>389884446
where the fuck was he going to look?

>>389895801
Neck yourself, nostalgiafag.

>>389891705
that right hand is a MAN HAND

>>389896189
It's not even nostalgia, it's just a bad idea to play REmake as a stand in for the original. Most of the scares in it play on your expectations from the original, and some areas like the Guardhouse and return trip to the mansion are done better.

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>>389878429
I liked her better in this

>>389892418
huh didn't realize he pops the bolts

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>>389896027
Into your soul.

>>389879861
i want a girl to lock me with her thighs on my neck and DIE

>>389884130
So all RE girls look like Tobey Maguire to /v/ now?

>>389896343
>That forehead

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>>389892418
D-Donte!?

>>389886887
You must mean Steve. Jesus Christ be thankful for that!

>>389892418
>hand is free again
>still uses his foot to accelerate
So Leon is canonically autistic, right?

>>389878429
>BREAKING BAD

>>389896959
>STILL no DMC game featuring Leon from the Resident Evil™ series

>>389895065
Chris isn't allowed to change into civilian clothes. Tac gear has become as much a part of him as the stupid hair is to Leon. It's how they're identified now.

>>389897106
he's dexterous enough with his feet that it's basically another hand for him. It would have been like switching hands for him. Pointless.

You know he's super human right?

>>389891334
Sounds interesting. I'd play it.

>>389885254
he's so handsome but I wish for him to get a new haircut in the next game

>>389892906
I'm still pissed that B.O.W. Piers wasn't playable in Mercs.

Also, when is Capcom going to have an RE with the mc getting infected and hallucinating shit like 3.5? Might as well do it now that VII shit the bed.

>>389898990
B.O.W piers was slow as fuck though

>>389897679
He wore civilian clothing at the end of RE6.

>>389899148
Maybe have it on a cooldown, like Krauser in RE4 Mercs.

>>389898848
Would be funny if developers decided to cut his gay hair off, and other characters coudn't recognise him without them

>>389899538
He could at least brush and style it like Wesker.

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>>389888605
>Ada that low
Terrible taste

>>389901063
RE6 Ada is garbage. Practically Alice tier.