Review embargo lifts on Tuesday.
Predict metascore.
89 and praised as best side scrolling Metroid after Super
80's but it'll really be 70's
85
>>389870286
>muh Nintendo bonus
Nintendo games get mediocre scores all the tine
Somewhere in the range of 85 to 89
number of the beast
>>389870483
because a lot of their big IP games have been mediocre lately
>>389870616
Like?
I'm guessing 73
79
>>389870052
85, "this is dark souls of metroidvanias" incoming
Anything needing review embargos is shit.
I won't accept anything lower than 80 if I'm gonna consider purchasing it.
>>389870663
metroid federation force, mario maker 3ds, arms, pokken tournament, star fox zero
they don't even use most of their big IP's and when they do its something like Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival
>>389871131
Nintendo games always have review embargos.
Nintendo is clearly confident in Samus Returns with how hard they are advertising it and the fact that they sent out review copies two weeks in advance.
Then again, they were super confident in Other M as well so make of that what you will.
>>389871232
>recent
Those are like years old and
>ArRMs
>star fox
>big IP
>>389871512
all within 1 - 2 years is recent, star fox is a big IP for them and its one of their more recognizable, arms was still mediocre
>Metacritic
Solid 80-85. Reviewers tend to love it with maybe some minor gripes here and there.
>/v/ or hardcore Metroid fans
Shit/10. Keeps bringing up shit like content locked behind amiibos, and how AM2R is "clearly better." Complains about the game being too easy because of more aiming freedom and melee counters. Most of these people will have not played the game at all.
I have no 3DS, so I'm not getting the game at all. Here's hoping it's actually good though.
>>389871889
>Most of these people will have not played the game at all.
Yep.
>>389870052
74 honestly.
>>389871889
I agree 100% with this post.
I'm gonna bet above 85 but I dont quite see it reaching 90
>>389874561
I hope the Metroid revival results in some new tubes strips.
>>389871889
>Complains about the game being too easy
Really? Most people who have beaten the game says its the hardest official 2D metroid.
>>389874970
https://youtu.be/vKukBNikeXU
https://youtu.be/RO7vdPHfNrc
I made two 'tubular' animations.
Sorry for shilling my channel, but due to /v/ not supporting webms with sound...
>>389870052
I wish the logo wasn't so shitty
Once the reviews come in, there will be an avalanche of shitposting regardless of what the scores are. After its release, I expect a solid three days of comfy, civil Metroid discussion on /v/. After that, the shitposting will resume stronger than ever.
I predict a sonic-like return to modern gaming for Samus.
>>389876016
>Once the reviews come in, there will be an avalanche of shitposting regardless of what the scores are
Eh I disagree. If the game is good and the reviews are good the threads should be comfy.
>>389875710
Get used to it. Probably gonna be the 2D Metroid logo from here out
>>389870052
Last 2 digits of this post.
>>389876464
wrong, last two of THIS post
>>389876336
noooooo
>>389876582
That's fair.
>>389876464
>>389876582
Both wrong. Last 2 of this post
I preordered the amiibo
I disagree with the content lock, but I would buy cool Metroid figures even if they had no in game content. Not gonna miss this chance
77 average tops
It doesn't matter. High scores will be seen as "Nintendo bonus" and there will be constant shitposting about "game 'journalists.'" Low or middling scores and people will scream and cry about how Metroid is definitely dead forever now. Regardless, there will be constant shitposting for about a week.
>>389870052
76 because Metroidfags are never happy
>>389878965
Metroidfags won't be reviewing it.