Kino Online

>>389843859
>doesnt main designated shooter

>>389844694
The fuck is that? And the fuck is a kinotorium?

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>>389844746
>when the shooter walks in

https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

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>go to movie theater
>Buy popcorn
>Leave
>Mfw

Fuck I love movie popcorn so much.

>>389845490
>its a popcorn mine level

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>>389843859
>frogposter

>>389845776
>newfag

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>>389843859
cross between Dead Rising and Bully
>various missions dealing with theater employees
>regularly attend screenings of the latest schlok
>have to pull out your Real Doll whenever you're near an employee due to no singles
>smuggle home-made fried chicken to other movie goers and write shining reviews for shit movies to generate income to afford to see more movies
>cosmetic items like trench coats and fedoras
>sub-plot about black manager being usurped by the new usher
now all it needs is multiplayer

>>389845490
Fuck you. My sister has been stuck in the mine for the three weeks because of assholes like you needlessly burning through the popcorn reserves.

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>>389848018
>various missions dealing with theater employees

SIR. YOUR POPCORN SIR? SIR. YOU ORDERED POPCORN?

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SIR

YOUR POPCORN

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SIR!

Refugees welcome!

I wish I cared about movies enough to actually browse /tv/.

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>>389844694
>2011 + 6
>not maining Robert

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>>389848537
>maining OP teleportation spammers

Casualfilter. Git gud

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>>389848314
Here's your popcorn, sir.

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>>389848537
>when your healer stays close

>>389845490
Smartfood actually has a really good movie theater butter flavor without the hassle of going to a movie theater or buying the microwave stuff and popping it yourself.

Their white cheddar flavor is like crack to me though so that's what I have 90% of the time.

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>>389843859
Make a Garry's Mod Kinoplex roleplay

Would be the only time where I would tolerate the shitty autistic nazis mods in that game

>>389849270
Would need like 100 people for the full experience. All the cinema rooms ive seen are pretty small

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>>389848204
I bet your sister smells delicious

>>389849270
fuck i'd play a kinoplex rp server
every round ends after everyone gets loaded in and a designated shooter gets assigned and we all have to cheer

>tfw the game assigns you to scene explainer and you have to tell the retards on the server what just happened in the total flick they're watching

>>389850706
How will we know when to continue explaining? What cue will the retards give?

>>389850923

>"What did he mean by this?"

>>389848537
>not playing the falcon
smfhtbqhywrnf

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>>389851091
>bird gameplay

Never again

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>It's a stealth mission

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>>389848291
ROBERT NO!

>>389851446
>YOU ARENT THE BIG BLACK MAN WE ORDERED. ROBERT HELP!!!

>>389843859
Is it true that in the US you are not allowed to see movies alone? That you must have company?

>>389852028
Yes, but this is usually for single guys. Most don't care when it's about girls.

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>>389851937

AND THATS WHAT MY TWIN BROTHER GETS FOR LITERRING

>>389852028
Yes, and if you try to fake it by taking a hooker or your mother they interview you separately about your sex life and compare answers.

>>389849263
Putting a bag in the microwave is to much hassle

Jesus Christ just off yourself you're not contributing anything to society anyways.

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>>389851963
Sorry sir the usual black man is booked up

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>>389852147
>that asshole NPC

>>389852080
>>389852028

Well dressed and groomed guys who are at least 9/10 get to go. I've never seen any girls get stopped, whether they are ugly as fuck or actual models.

>Garry's mod gamemode that's a blend between Jailbreak and Cinema
>2 teams, designated shooters and customers
>can only enter the kinoplex with another person, otherwise you have to try and sneak past the guards
>the rooms are just a huge clusterfuck of different stuff, towers for the snipers, ladders, conveyor belts, showers and fire pits
I would play it

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>>389843859
>>389844838
This is seriously some of the most hilarious shit to come out of this site. I love it so much.

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Shit level design, 7/10 would not play

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>>389848407

FOR EVERY BROWN FRIEND BRUNG, A BUCKET FROM OUR SPONSORS

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Theaters creep me out

>>389843859
Papers please, you work as the ticket master, you cant let in any undesirables.

>>389854702
>undesirables

Like who?

>>389856353
Singles

>>389854702
>"Refugees welcome."

>>389843859
that's a really awful interpretation of the kinoplex universe, it's missing most of the memes, has random sjw and reddit memes from 2014 shoehorned in from out of nowhere, and fucks up the context for what it actually took from /tv/

>>389857193
Kinoplex faithful movie adaption when???

>>389848314
>>389848291
>>389848206
>>389843859
/tv/ memes are wierd

>>389857438
For you.

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>giganigga DLC
>can only be deafeated using the ingame numbers system
>hardest dungeon in the entire game
Tarantino main here, i've ran out of space for my dead nigger storage and ran out of enough kool aid to hire Sam J for blackup, i keep using the "GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE" with the coffe and jacket warmth bonus but it deosn nothing

>>389859558
Try uno farto to stinky dinky him with a braaap

>told my mum they have cinema showers in America
>she believed me