Dex: the boss

>>389834619
>dude, we need a strong boss for once
>alright, what shall we give him?
>just give him everything lol

>>389834619
coolest boss, coolest theme, coolest edge lord

*masturbates to invisible hitboxes and untelegraphed moves*

>>389835051
>Ponty
>stronk
Pick one. My fight with him ended in about 8 seconds.

>Ponty's opening lunge
>parry & riposte
>Ponty gets up and attacks
>parry & riposte
>Ponty gets up
>slash him twice
>Ponty is kill

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>>389834619
Could this be..?

>>389835973
This. I killed him with my monitor turned off. So easy man. I played this entire game with one foot. Get well fags lmao xD

i beat almost all souls bosses easily. pontiff and champion gundyr was hardest bosses for me. and i fucking parry a lot while playing normally. i think i am a weird disgrace

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>>389836029

>>389834619
>variably fucklong charging attacks with sudden 1frame snaps to actual hit massive tracking reach
Dark Souls 3's gameplay is the worst in the franchise.

>>389835973
What has strong to do with anything, you huge turd? He simply has way too many tools to be considered to be a good boss, he can do anything but not anything right. You soulsfags jump to HARD at any given point, you pathetic faggots.

>>389836248
... You sound like a Mobafaggot.

How does he have "Too many tools"

>>389836094
Champion was too easy, he should've had somewhere between 50 and 100% more HP.

Pontiff is a good boss, but as always, parrying fuck with any sort of difficulty in the souls games.

I never parry, it'd make everything too easy.

>>389836132
Agreed, Pontiff was the boss fight I hated the most in Dark Souls 3 because of his extended combos and weightless animations designed purely to be hard to read

>>389836094
Champion Gundyr on the other hand was really fun and satisfying when I got him down

>>389834619
first souls game i ever played, killed him first try (barely). stop crying and roll more.

>>389836248
>way too many tools
Just git gud you fag, attack timing is the only tricky part. If you can't spot an opening / parry, you deserve to suffer.

>>389834619
Just threw chaos bed vestiges at him until i beat the game

He can't do shit against magic build and he takes a fuckton of damage. First try.

With melee it took me a while though, I'll give him that

>>389837462
>He can't do shit against magic build and he takes a fuckton of damage

This applies to the vast majority of bosses throughout the series.