What game lets me play as a father?

That Dragon, Cancer

>>389798359
Congratulations, Mike!

>>389798359
Heavy Rain is the best dad simulator.

Irate Gamer gets to became a real ghost buster
IG > AVGN

>>389798359
LMAO sumbuddy shop the kid to be black XD

>raising another of your friend's toddler
is so unfair for him.

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>>389798359

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>>389798359
The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures

>>389798537
whats your problem?

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>>389798580

i wonder what

Who's your daddy
Octodad
Sims

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>>389798359
LISA the Painful

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>>389798542
Go home, Mike.
You don't have alpha sperm that can impregante women, your whiny high pitched bitch voice gives your weak DNA away.
James is a real man. I don't know how he does it honestly (I mean fuck all his fangirls and raise a family at the same time)

>>389798548
Look at those breasts

>>389798461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAhG9D9UO7c

(Warning: spoilers)

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>>389798548

>the kid on the left (his right)

>>389798359
Remember when we thought the AVGN was a cuck?

Man, that was a looooong time ago.

>>389799048
>Alpha sperm
>Daughter

>>389799480
sweetie he still is

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>>389799513

>>389798359
>raising TWO DAUGHTERS
forever cuck even if theyre his

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>>389799494
>I don't know how biology work

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>>389799513
>sweetie

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>>389799721
>tfw all my cousing have daughters
>tfw I will probably get one as well

>>389798359
is he fingering her??

>>389798506
Fuck yourself Bores

>>389798548
>Have babies
>Instantly create a 'Dadishere' Reddit account
>Post yourself with new babies while playing LE SKYRIM

Holy fuck you can't get more Reddit

>>389800161
He could be more pathetic, though. He could be a virgin like you.

Happy to see nice guys like James having a family but holy shit seeing fat ugly redditors starting a family while im a million times better looking but alone because I fit in better with you losers.

Oh well I did choose this path afterall

>>389800313
I'm not a virgin although it took me longer than I like to admit

>>389799513
self projection - the post

reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7_0-jidcTA

>>389800313

You have to go back.

>>389800520
t. cuck

>>389798359
>clicked on thumbnail thinking it was M2K
>turns out it's just eceleb garbage
Should've expected nothing more from nu-/v/.

>>389798359
James is looking thin, in an unhealthy way

All you guys can fuck off I'm happy for him

>>389800572
>M2K isn't an eceleb
Loving
Every
Laugh

>>389800560
stay mad anon

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>>389799048
>James willingly brought two beings into existence, not stopping to realise that their conscious existence will only bring them a lifetime of pain and suffering
>also cursed them with hairlet genes to really rub some salt on the wound
Great guy, James. Truly the hero we needed.

>>389800695
stay cuck

>>389798359
Any news on who the father is yet?

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i wonder who the father is

>389800795
(You) don't deserve it, try harder

>>389800886
are you seriously this brain dead? serious question

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well at least he doesn't have to pretend to like videogames anymore

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>>389800313

>>389801026
What? You don't think about the futility of it all when your playing some shitty game?

>>389801026
hasnt he admitted that already? dude doesnt like videogames that much but his channel became successful because of the avgn, so he had to go with it. he's the e-celeb version of kojima

>>389800439
confidence >>> looks
Those fat ugly redditors have the balls to talk to women.

>>389798359
NieR

>>389799513
No after the great uncuckening of 2016 thanks to the shitty GS movie.

>>389800902
Those are some nice tatas.

>>389800313
>You know what I sense your a virgin..either that or a cancerous normie

No shame being a virgin, after what I went through i wouldn't expect much more from any you guys.

I'm good looking and could get girls if I really wanted. It just takes more work than im willing to do. Instead of selling out and being a normie chad I bailed so I could be alone and shitpost all day. You guys are unaware this is the life

>>389801643
Correct. Not that I can't I just don't care enough. Having a girl is gaining a girl..but losing a ton in the process.

When your a drug addict like me and can barely feel sex it doesnt take long to realize it's not worth it. Not that i chose addiction however

>>389798359
A well done shop of him holding a black babdy would be worth a thousand (you) s.

>>389802696
ADDICTION


CHOSE


ME

>JUST THE TWO OF US
>WE CAN MAKE IT....IF WE TRY

I can even imagine being a father to a girl as she is born, because the only thing I'd be able to think about as she is being nursed by the doctor or in my arms is how she if going to be FUCKED in her pussy one day. When she comes home with me all Id be thinking is how she is going to be POUNDED relentlessy like I did with her mother. When she first learns how to walk an talk all I see is her using her mouth and feet and all her body parts to pleasure and satisfy her partner's cock as he rests in between rounds of SMASHING her tight pink pussy. When she enters kindergarten, elementary, highschool, college all I can think about is how she is going to be made the cum dumpster for all the boys to make a quick rest stop on their journey through life until one unlucky bastard spills his seed too early and impregnates her. And fathering a daughter, who will continue the cycle ad nauseam.