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Story of People We've Met on Pokemon Go Gone Wrong! 2017-09-10 12:24:14 Post No. 389795202
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Story of People We've Met on Pokemon Go Gone Wrong!
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2017-09-10 12:24:14
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>TFW i met a cute pothead girl thanks to pokemon go
>she had an okay ish body kinda thicc yet curvy with cute face and eyes.
>i broke the ice by making a joke about pikachu
>we ended up starting a conversation that lasted on for hours while both our lures were working.
>she ask if we can do this every other day.
>i say yes
>these daily hours conversations usually last till around 11 PM
>a week later she starts getting all flirt joke and i join in on it.
>these joke flirts start getting more intense as the days go by
>one day while she was stoned asked me "why don't we go have some fun while the lure does it job?"
>we start making out, and it kept getting more intense
>cut to 13 minutes in she's gagging on my cock in my car while i try shoving it deeper down her throat.
>i had an old ford explorer so it was spacious enough to do her in many positions
>we ended up fucking for 2 hours straight and completely forgot about the lures.
>she was so stoned she didn't even realized or care i came inside her 4 times
>tfw she even let me go inside her ass
>we clean ourselves up and she winks at me saying i'm hers now.
>mfw it's a clinger but the ass was too good to miss out on.
>fucked her daily for 4 weeks with no remorse and she loved every moment of it.
>stopped because she started fucking up with my work schedule and my work was more important than some skank i met
>she calls my number 6 months later asking if i can see her she has something to tell me.
>she turns out to be pregnant.
MFW I'm now a parent and my girlfriend smokes more weed than snoop dogg and is unemployed
On the bright side my baby is cute as hell with her mothers eyes and my sex life has never been better
But, sometimes I wonder what would it be like if I tossed my phone into the river and ran like hell.
Those time she only had my number and my first name. (which is really common first name)
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>>389795202
>>i broke the ice by making a joke about pikachu
What was the joke?
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>>389795202
what the fuck is a lure?
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>>389795309
A shitty ass joke not sure how it worked i blame the drugs.
"Can I pick at chu?"
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>>389795202
Nice blogpost faggot
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>>389795602
on the other hand i jerked off thanks.
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>>389795483
Pokemon Go Lure Modules
their something you buy with actual money to bring pokemon towards you.
you also get a chance pokemon go sluts sometimes wondering by.
>>389795795
Thanks Friendo
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are you black?
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>>389796507
Yup. Why?
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Anyone got that picture of some doujin or whatever of the girl that starts off as a skank and then progressively gets more and more pure or whatever?
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Fuck off normalfag this isn't your blog
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>>389795202
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid animeposting bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my thread now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on /v/. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
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>>389796612
>black
>taking responsibility of bastard kid
Yeah you blew it, nice story fag.
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>>389796612
OP here I'm actually mixed. Dads white mom is latina I'm black where it counts though.
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>>389797694
>I'm black where it counts
so no where
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>>389797694
>dad is white
>mom is latina
>but im black
next you will say is that you are a muslim on the beard area and a jew on the nose right?
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>>389797694
>I'm black where it counts
In the head?
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Subscribed! Tell me more about your life!
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>pokego
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>>389798239
>hating on the GOTY
pls go and stay go
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>>389795202
> Walking around doing the Pokemon Go thing
> There's a gym around the corner from my apartment complex
> Decide to dominate it, keep it under glorious Team Red rule
> Some fag keeps taking it back for blue, forget the name
> Walk over 3-4 times a day to take it back
> One day meet a kid trying to do the same,maybe 12 years old
> He's team red
> Asks if I'm playing pokemon
> Show him my phone after taking the gym back
> "I'm the boss of this gym"
I've been fucking him ever since.
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>>389795202
Post a pic of her
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>>389800159
pls no bully
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>>389800631
is that her? is expected something more stone head.
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>>389800631
shes fat
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>>389798647
This was a nice little story until I read the last line.
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>>389800631
multiple results on google reverse image search
please just say no to the picture next time
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