What's the dumbest thing you've been for in a game?

>>389782807
I've been what? you dumb nigger. atleast finish your sentence before wasting webspace

this sites userbase gets dumber everyday. kys

>kill an admin repeatedly
>admin can never kill me
>admin bans me
that's about it. i barely ever talk to anyone so that's the only reason i ever get banned.

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>>389782807
Been what? Banned?

I don't get banned in games because I don't cheat and I never talk.

I went to the bathroom for 10 min dump my little brother went and did something on my csgo account now i am banned for no reason. I told my dad and he helped me write on the forums for unban but no unban yet

>>389783643
>I told my dad and he helped me write on the forums for unban but no unban yet

this is your average nu-/v/ goer. How old are you kid? 14? Do you enjoy FNAF and Undertale?

>>389783802

I think he's referencing a meme.

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Fooling around in a Ragnarok Private server, high rate. I had been playing a Clown and helping my friends from school. We went into PvP and I had a sprite hack that let me spam Double Strafing without delay. I wasn't even using my Clown skillset, just the Archer skill. I demolished everyone inside the PvP room for around 15 minutes before I got Banned and the GM made a server-wide announcement on it.

My friends and I laughed really hard that evening. We didn't even care.

I got banned from some plebs chat for DaS2 because I told him what Agility / Adaptability does.

Never been banned from a game tho, i'm not cancer.

Way back when King Arthur's Gold was FOTM on /v/ I got banned for filling our side of the map with spike traps because you didn't get credit for kills with them and that made it 'cheating'.

I do miss that game, shame it became both shit and not free

>>389783850
oh i see. can you please post me the kym link? I'm a bit too old to understand all those nu dank memes™

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>>389782807
TF2 Orange servers, Was sniping a lot of people, Dominated an admin. ban reason: Don't be a dick

>>389783802
Stop pretending to be an oldfag, or at least don't use it as a source of pride. He's joking about kids that try to weasel their way out of VAC bans on the Steam forums.

Maybe you need to lurk moar

Got accused of hacking for being too good in CS:S.

>>389783802
>this is your average nu-/v/ goer.

Wooosh

>>389783790
>liking Samurai Jack

>>389782807
I posted halo 2's ilovebees ad campaign and got banned for rule 3 :^)

>>389784114
>Liking anything

>>389782807
Telling a mod on Space station 13 that he's a faggot whose over stepping his authority and killing fun.

I then proceeded to cause the out of character chat get banned for the session and got banned.


My true crime.

I went in the intercomms and kept yelling that I wanted to cum inside rainbow dash.

Got honked by mod and spazzed out on him.

Downloaded Xbox 360 games from someone's account

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>>389782807
dumbest reason?
winning

>>389784092
>knowyourmemes

>>389784029
You're fitting in just fine :)

>>389784805
Salt.

>>389784821
thank you :)
maybe it's because of all the cancer I've been developing, thanks to you guys

>Playing World of Warcraft during Panda Meme expansion
>Opened a loot bag from a Battle Pet quest
Literally banned for 3 days just because I got a quest reward. They never explained what I did, only that I supposedly did some kind of exploit. They didn't notice all the hacked and duped items I had, but they ban me for getting a quest reward in a legitimate manner? Quality moderation.

>>389782807
Some anon posted an link to a doujin and some time later I posted a link to a more complete version of the doujin.

Was banned once in a DarkRP server for calling 911 during a fire. They told me not to abuse it despite calling once and when I argued I was banned.

Never been banned in other stuff really since I barely chat.

>>389784937
I'm more of a pepper person

>>389784937
Jeff, that you?

>>389782807
I was for the Empire on a playthrough in Skyrim.
That was the dumbest thing I've been for in a game.

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>>389782807
Not me personally but the Soldier I was Kritzing soon after the Medic update launched got banned for crit hacking.

>>389782807
Autobanned for saying retard in chat at some BF4 server

>>389785052
What doujin?

Got banned on a wow private server. Apparently I was invisible to everyone in a battleground for some reason. I didn't know that ,I just thought every enemy was ignoring me since I was staying far behind. Only got 7-days so it didn't really matter

1st last and only time ive been banned in a game. Was playing Halo 3 and farted quite loudly, got many complaints filed that game never looked back still giggle about it

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Back in the heyday of source modding, me and a buddy found this terrible revolutionary war mod called battlegrounds or something. And find a way to force spawn HL2 assets like the buggy and grenades in multiplayer games. So I named myself Mel Gibson and we drove around gaussing and grenading redcoats while shouting "FREEEEEEDOOOM" into the mic. Until we got banned from every game server.

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>>389785052
When it comes to asinine mods here: I remember I got banned for 3 days or a week for posting a Bethesda leaked Doom 4 image or something like that, I don't remember. After that I'm 100% sure the place is dead to me. I'm into necrophilia though.

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I was banned from a BF3 server for killing people over and over with the defibrillator.

>>389782807
I had a modded xbox 360 back in the day and was banned in one of the ban waves. Still played the fuck out of every game I wanted.

Also got permabanned from twitch due to my name once I started getting viewers on my stream.

>>389783790
Deserved it.

>>389785013
You don't think it at all likely that you were already marked as a duper and just got punished as a false positive?

SweetFX in Planetside 2, it doesn't matter that there's still a big paid/private hacking community that manages to pump out undetectable hacks due to the low number of people using them, but god forbid you try to make the game look good

The fact that being a frequent login at level 54 isn't enough to contest really showcases that Sony is incapable of letting mod salt go, even minor ones that don't touch gameplay at all

I got banned from the Fallout General's Steam group after laughing at some dude's Crimea joke like 20mins in. They thought the shitposter and I were friends

>>389783802
Is this metabait?

I've never been banned from a game.

Unless you count the old /b/ habbo raids I guess, which were pretty dumb.

>>389782807
>2013
>Playing in a random Minecraft server doing random shit.
>Some guy on the chat frantically asks for some help building his project.
>Try to be nice and tell him I'll help.
>Moments later, as I'm at the guy's property planting blocks, get banned.
>Reason: "HE MY FREIND, I'LL HELP HIM IF HE NEED HELP!!"

I guess that's what I get for playing children games.

roasting autistic admins

>>389783242
>kys
Yeah, it's almost like the more underaged retards like yourself that show up to this shithole the dumber this place gets.

End your fucking life.

>>389782807
VK'd from a TF2 pub for taunting after killing everyone

Got banned from a TF2 server for having the name "RAPE".

>>389786835
Famalam I think you are forgetting about the everchanging meme culture. Nobody says kill yourself or end your life any longer. Everybody says "kys." Get with the times grandpa.

:^)

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>>389783242
>He's the dumb nigger while you can't even grasp basic punctuation.

>>389782807

Long story short, I got a two week suspension in League of Legends because their five man premade ganged up on me and rallied the rest of my team to report me for calling one of them an asshole.

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>>389782807
I made fun of an admin that used bots to advertise.

>>389785052
>I got banned for posting offtopic garbage
Serves you right degenerate weeb

>>389782807
"admin impersonation" because I used the same moniker as one of the server's admins.

>>389783802
You're trying too hard to fit in, go back to plebbit.

Never been banned from a game or game service, but I did get an XBL warning. My team was garbage, so I drew dicks and swastikas into the wall with bullet holes. Someone took a screenshot of me doing it.

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>>389782807
Honking the horn in a car.

>>389787952
I couldn't give a shit about any of that nonsense, but I'd report you too just for the laughs and seeing you get in trouble.

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Talking about bans, what are some of the most cancerous and retarded server rules imaginable?

>"DON'T MAKE FUN OF ADMINS!"

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>>389788210
Chances are I reported you first desu

>>389782807
>fucking with group admin
>attacks me for it
>kill him
>banned for tk

>>389782807
Wrote "Make America Great Again" in the splatoon lobby. Got banned forever from posting in the lobby.

>>389788571
>be nice
fuck off i dont wanna jerk everyone on the server off when they all have severe autism and spout literal vine memes

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>>389782807

I got this bullshit ban like two months back.

It was a pokémon fangame thread and I posted a picture of the Pokémon Sage dex with "Sage" spoilered.
Apparently the mod was a dumbass motherfucker who didn't bother to check the image to realize it was the name of the fucking game.

I'm still mad.

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>>389788906
>Propagating the wrong politics.

You got what you deserved you racist/transphobe.

>>389789246
in fact i joined ONLY to be a dick to these people

I reported porn threads here on /v/ and got a temporary ban. Now I just ignore them.

>>389782807
Manually made 2000+ accounts for an mmorpg, activated them, swapped the e-mails, and logged in all of them to level them to 5 then gift my main character $2 worth of cash shop items. It was basically exploiting an unlisted promotion that the hosts forgot to turn off and I only got banned 2 years later for it. You could imagine the spaghetti falling out of my pocket, being a kid, as I tried to explain in an e-mail how my account wasn't really associated with the 2000+ accounts that logged in on the same ip. The game died a year later so it didn't hurt that bad.

Got banned from a SS13 server for dying.

>>389789429

How did you go through the pain of creating 2000 fking emails and which game?

It's not a game but I got a ban here for several days because I posted a Nintendo Wojak pic in a thread. I guess I really upset a Nintendo fan that day.

>>389789329
lmao madmin
he probably thought he was a real hero there

>>389789329
WoWfags BTFO, game confirmed for 12 year old playground.

>>389782807
minecraft, was mining in darkness without torches, all i did was crank up my brightness a bit.

i found like 30 diamond by randomly mining in some sections and turned out some fagmin was invis spying on me and accusing me for using x-ray (which makes certain textures invisible client side so its untraceable)

minecraft pvp servers are fucking cancer, didnt help that i fucked admins up.

i rigged tnt under some dudes house so when he logged in and opened his door, his whole place would blow the fuck up. so salty

>>389787993
stream honkers is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-c0Libe-k

>>389789329
lmao
>that character creator comeback
simply amazing wit

>'07
>play Gears on Xbox
>team mates are drooling retards
>they ignore boomshot being taken
>everyone dies
>go commando/predator on enemy team
>pick them off when they split up
>face off between last guy
>i chainsaw him because he gets cocky
>incoherent rage over voicechat
>booted
>admin calls me a faggot

The other day i was streaming pubg with 1 viewer to streamer bait (my brother was watching). I was just driving down the road to spawn island when some other player in an UAZ (who was streamer baiting too) crossed my path and honked. Literally 20 second later I was banned. Funny thing is I went to his stream and he was Banned too!

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>>389786539
Meta man.

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>post lewd crop and shit on sjws
>almost always an instant ban, usually 3 days but occasionally a week
>post lewd crop and shit on /pol/ or the right wing in general
>post deleted and nothing else, maybe a 24 hour ban
this happens sitewide

>>389789476
>play as greytide and join mid game
>walk to bar and see medical doctor passed out on floor
>pick him up and throw him down the trash chute for funsies
>he dies and calls admin
>ignore all admin messages and just start pushing people over
>10 min later get teleported to admin sit
>say sorry I didn't know that would happen new player lol :^)
>mfw his round is ruined and I get off scott free

>>389784402

You are so random! HAHA

>>389782807
i got banned for calling somebody a nigger in WoW when i was 12, had no idea what it meant at the time, 12 years later and I'm still calling people niggers, but haven't been banned since.

>>389786181

when you make up a story atleast make it funny

>>389782807
overwatch competitive for not switching too a second healer when we were fine and winning

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pinnacle of dumb

>>389787325

Bans are not automated and support looks into it. So they cant 'gang up' on you and you dont get banned for one game.

"Ladder hacking" in DoD. In actuality I was banned because the majority of the people who played Day of Defeat back then were oldies, 30-40 somethings.

Squidbagging

>>389784041
>dumb ban
Playing sniper in orange is one of the most anti-fun things you can do in TF2.
The reason TF2 doesn't have open maps is because sniper is stupid-OP on them, the right thing to do is not be game-ruining.

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>Joined a small lobby of 5 on Starwars Battlefront 2 on pc
>Hoth and all 5 of them are sitting on rebel side
>Join in on Empire side and climb into the ATAT and begin my approach.
>Immediately shoot down two snow speeders coming for my legs
>"Hey man get out of that, it's not fair."
"tie up the legs or get bent fag."
>[Girl gamer has entered the server]
>everyone immediately showers her with praise and complains that some dick is in an ATAT
>shoot girl down
>"Hey that's not nice, don't do that again or I'll get my boyfriend in here."
"Do it maybe he can actually tie my legs without me killing him"
>[Boyfriend has entered the server]
>"Hey BF can you take out this ATAT guy he's being mean to Girl!"
"Look guys I'm just trying to play the game."
>BF glides too low into the snow and explode without me landing a shot
>"Hey man last warning get out of the ATAT it's just not fair for the rest of us."
"It's 7v1 you have a full base of Snow speeders and guns to take me down. How is this not fair."
>You have been banned from the server

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>>389782807
> i narrowly avoided a ban on a tf2 server
>i sprayed pic related with text that said HAHA NIGGER
>the mod saw and said who sprayed this? That's against the rules. I quickly sprayed it on the lower level of 2fort in between the wall and the floor and he gave up trying to find out who did it.

>>389789538
Trickster Online. I'd just put on some music and flip the autism switch. I did so many accounts back then, even today when I have to do forms online I sometimes find myself accidentally filling in the same fake info in the fields out of habit.

>>389784041
Played a game of payload on Upward where I was the only Sniper on defense sniping with the Machina. Playing the best I've ever fucking played in my life taking out so many people that the enemy team swapped out 5 players to pick sniper to try and take me out. One of them FINALLY kills me and the game auto balances me to the other team.
"WHY DO WE HAVE 6 SNIPERS ON OFFENSE THIS IS PAYLOAD WHY IS EVERYONE BEING A FUCKING IDIOT."
"Because I was on the other team and it autobalanced me over here, you might notice my name as that guy who was dominating about 7 people or so for the majority of this game."
>you have been banned from this server

>>389783242
>been what
Seems like his image answers your dumb fucking rhetorical question.

>>389783252
>>389782807
>de_dust
>terrorist spawn
>eco rush
>glock admin in head randomly
>somehow get vac banned
>3000+ days later still cant use the steam market

lel

>>389792279
woah settle down man

>>389791764
I refuse to believe this is real.

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>>389782807

Got banned for spamming in general chat on a different server because mine was down for 30 mins. Got bored while waiting to finish the raid

>Go on Moonguard
>Make lvl 1 Orc named McPeePants
>Reach the outside of orgrimmar
>Spam I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.

>Get banned for 10 hours and cant tank for my guild when the server comes back

>M-rated game
>This is a Cristian server, please don't swear
>Banned very shortly after

>>389792569
I shit you not this legitimately happened. They mostly sounded young except the couple, but they banned because I was killing them in the server. desu it might have been a no kill server or a player v AI server, but no one said anything about it nor the title of the server mentioning anything like it.

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>>389782807
>Banned from chat
>Reason: That's gay
I forgot what I even typed. It must've been pretty gay.

>>389782807
>dod_argentan
>pick us team
>grab thompson
>get 16 kill streak, do a decent job of helping team to push forward
>around half of those kills were of an admin
>get banned for aimbotting
You can't make this shit up

>shot a friendly
>"shit im sorry"
>1 day ban for bad language
>about 1 week later and I get another friendly kill on the same server
>"Shit, I'm sorry."
>still get a ban for bad language

banned from ffxiv for asking all jews to meet me at the goldsmith guild or whatever its called.

pretty much realised how much i grew out of mmos

>naw nigga, cant say that!

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>>389789906
>i rigged tnt under some dudes house so when he logged in and opened his door, his whole place would blow the fuck up. so salty

Pretty funny.

>>389786805
Jesus christ that gave me a hearty chuckle.

>>389792950
sorry for what?

>>389792170
>you might notice my name as that guy who was dominating about 7 people or so for the majority of this game
You sound like a tool. I'd kick you too

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>>389793559

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>you have been banned
>reason: STOP KILLING MY GF

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>>389792337
>"somehow"

>>389792608
>And fuel a giant drill bore straight into hell
>Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
>So they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated
>And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
I forgot about this part, gave me a chuckle

>>389792941
>play dod, one of the custom maps
>always get headshots with the sten (found a method for pinpooint accuracy which is in the game, not cheating)
>in chat
>DUDE WTF!!!
>WOAH!
>umm...? its obvoius you're hacking i suggest you stop now
how can people still not know the ins and outs of an old ass game with tonnes of tactics to use
>crouch around with the BAR
>get forced teamswaped so i cant use it
>just crouch around with the STG
>people still getting assmad
*teleports behind you*
*binds Fire to scroll up and down*
*turns the M1 carbine into a machinegun*
nuthin personnel krauts

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>>389794048

I got perma banned from league of legends for saying Nasus is a faggot champ and when I emailed Riot telling them I was talking about a fictional character I was told that they don't tolerate gay slurs regardless.

>>389783928
The only time I was ever banned was also on a private RO server after I made fun of the gm in guild chat.

The gm was monitoring our guild's chat since we were consistently beating his guild during castle raids. I was insta banned.

It was weird; members of the gm's guild decided to mock me on global chat before the ban went into effect. getting banned felt sort of good; I suddenly had a lot more free time to play games that were actually good, rather than playing them just to play with a friend and acquaintances I met through the friend.

>>389794048
steam relied on people sending vids in at that time they had no cheat detection or it was really crap. it was cs 1.5.

all i know is 5 min after shooting him and him calling me out i was banned. why i wasnt banned from other servers and just that single bigpond server, nobody knows.

>>389794712
>boot up dota 2
>instantly get called a hundred different gay slurs before splash screen

how can other mobas even compete

I don't think I've ever been banned from a game, except for having high ping.

>>389782807
Named my character anusdunk in guild wars 2. Got banned in wow for calling my whole guild faggots.

I can't remember any ban, only being kicked from a game because I raped a whole team when Combat Arms wasn't so shitty, they were calling me a hacker in the chat

I got banned from a Minecraft server because I started my sentences with a capital letter, ended them with a full stop and didn't use smilies.

Admin banned me because according to him I sounded very hostile.

Using a lewd spray

Accidentally TKd with a grenade I was throwing back in World at War.

being too good

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>>389791784
This is beautiful.

>>389783242
First post best post.

>>389785659
Uiuishii Imouto, the anon posted a version without the color pages.

>>389787764
I just like being helpful, I sauce images and help people figure out what a game from their childhood was based off of their faint memories of it too.

A 24 hours ban on /v/ for spoiling a game that came out in 2011

>>389785767
I'm sure there's a clever comment to be made about brap posting here, but I just can't think of it.

>>389797981
Got you covered man

>>389785767
BRRRRAAAAPPPPPPP

dsfargeg

>>389782807
Posting in a roll thread

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>>389789289
Reminds me of one time, someone made a thread that said "hyaku pahcento orenji juusu" or something back when the game was far less popular. Thread got deleted before any replies, poor guy.

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>12 years old in wrath of the lich king
>machinima doing some stupid orc run to gurubashi
>thousands of people that didnt even know what wow was crashing my server while fucking off and beating each other
>go to the top of the arena and start spamming "FUCK YOU MACHINIMA NIGGERS YOU CAN ALL GET RAPED BY SATAN IN HELL" 13 times a second via macro
>never banned for my xyz hacking
>permad for this

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>playing some Halo Reach Infection mode
>infected player sword lunges at me
>shotgun him
>I die and turn into infected
>the guy I shot then dies thanks to lag compensation
>it's considered a team kill because I'm already infected
>booted

>>389782807
accidentally killed a fuck who was using cheats
was accused of cheating until someone started looking at both our stats
how can a game be so buggy it can circumvent cheats

>>389782807
I said something was retarded.
An army of SJWs went for my neck for using that word and I got banned from the server.