Hey! Listen!

>>389713520
she has some wide fuckin' eyes

My cousin and I masturbated together for the first time over this girl.

>>389713669
>together
I did not expect this level of degeneracy outside /b/.

>>389713783
>I did not expect this level of degeneracy outside /b/.


welcome to the real world. Where everything triggers you.

>>389713669
this is the face of neo/v/

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>>389713520
Did anyone at Nintendo REALLY expect anyone who played the game to get attached to or even like the villagers?

>You know what people really want when they start up a Zelda game? A long and boring sequence where you hang out with a bunch of ugly kids who are irrelevant to the overall plot

>>389713520
I hate that she has botox lips, for the longest time I thought her lips were actually normal, until the HD version hit, then I checked the original versions and saw that, yep, her lips are protruding outward there too, now I can't unsee it and she just looks like a fucking duck to me

>>389714210
For some weird reason Nintendo thinks people should give a shit about any NPC in any Zelda game.

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Ilia thread?

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>>389713669
You two better have been focusing on her feet otherwise you're faggots.

>>389714330
You seem to be forgetting that Zelda games have amazing waifus, BotW alone introduced an insane amount of them

>>389713783
This is the face of nu/v/

>>389714656
Waifus get in the way of having an adventure.

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>>389714210
I liked Beth, if you know what I mean.

If you don't, I mean in a sexual way.

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>>389715105

>>389715309
>no freckles

>>389715597
They're there, just really tiny.

>>389713783
some psychology book I read forever ago said it's super fucking common, but I wouldn't know because I never had friends or cousins or brothers

>>389715765
Those are blush marks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LepGlDFhcKM

>>389716053
Blushing from what?

>>389713783
not him but I once did this with mine as well. I was directly behind the monitor and he was behind me. none of us are insecure about our sexuality so we just jerk it and minding our own businesses

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>>389716105

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>>389714210

>Started emulating few days ago
>specifically satisfied with ordon village

okey dokey trolley

>>389714210
I got attached to the villagers and felt a sense of urgency in rescuing the kids and Link's waifu Ilia

>>389716168
deez nuts

>>389716772
*deku nuts

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>>389717267
deku stick

>>389713783
>>389715934
>>389716326


My friends and I used to jack off together when we were 12 and we were normal. It was just a new and exciting thing for us, nothing gay about it. We jacked off in an empty theater too for fun.