Gottfried Ruins Gaming: Eye of the Storm Edition

>>389680167
oh my god JC, A BOMB!

>>389680410
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LyNKcVdnKU

>>389680167
>'Hoy, small fry!

Now, now. Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.

DO NOT DISRESPECT ME

I was just pretending to be retarded!

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>fuck you and fuck your marker

It was kind of funny the first time but it's just getting sad now.

"My gimmick is getting really old"

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

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"An open mind is like a fortress, with it's gate unbarred and unguarded"

"Hey! I was looking forward to seeing you, Red! My rival should be strong to keep me sharp! While working on my Pokédex, I looked all over for powerful Pokémon! Not only that, I assembled teams that would beat any Pokémon type! And now! I am the Pokémon League Champion! Red, Do you know what that means? I'll tell you! I am the most powerful trainer in the world!"

So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake and smell the ashes.
Or
Yours in infinite finality, Gordon Freeman, Ph.D.
Hope you're doing well

Anon, be a cool nigger and do this, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJd838oNp4

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Did somebody say something about pancakes?

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>>389682216

Read the entire thing, OP.

>>389680167
If you would face me, seek me out and I shall allow it. But heed the zealot's lesson well- when the weak court death, they find it.

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What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJlPr2KHSFooutput.

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>>389681307
https://vocaroo.com/i/s18rtNhD8UiK

>>389681357
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q16eJkdzHw

>>389681571
>tfw eating a york patty right now
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZToEIS0WWO

>>389681653
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vQbaexFk0u

>>389681841
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfIwl0uszS

>>389681853
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lh8xeJwtqz

>>389682216
>>389682401
https://vocaroo.com/i/s11JoiNhYrWL

>>389682429
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zvcNubeonq

>>389682710
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jG8tf5uq8N

of all the attention whores on /v/, this is the most attention whore

>>389683003
fuckn A+ with Garys quote

PO-KAY-MON CHAMPION

dont die senpai

That's all for today. Take care anons.

>>389683110
at least he's good at what he does

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Is this actually Gilbert??

>>389683690
After listening to some of these I retract my question.

>>389683820

You had to listen to it before you figured out an old millionaire comedian isn't hanging around on a Mongolian basketweaving imageboard?

I AM THE GREATEST

"Anon, your 'corporate shill' game is on point today!"

>>389683003

>that persona one

top kek

"I've got balls of steel"

>>389681186
2gud

I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

"I, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!"

>>389680167
please say "HEY, the one and only birdman Gilbert Gottfriend here, you've reached the voice mail box of Jonathan. You know the drill, leave it all after the beep! Thanks, and have a good day *gilbert gottfriend laugh*"

https://youtu.be/aqmeQ0Ya4G8?t=41s
Teach us how to cook a proper meal Gottfriend.
0:41-0:50 if timestamps don't work

>>389680167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4

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I know it's not exactly a video game quote but these lines would be incredible, unless I've missed them

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>Talk about low-budget flights! No food or movies? I'm outta here! I like running better. Yeaaaah!

>>389680167
I love you

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do the opening monolouge of Max Payne

>You expect me to answer to "creeper" like it's no big deal? The time has coee for me to clear by reputation... by assaulting this young girl!

>>389689558
>*The time has come

Fuck, captcha held me up long enough to catch that

He already left

>>389689714
he died

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Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. Richter Belmont: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

>>389680167
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON