Meanwhile in /v/ court...

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>>389655027
>Your Honor, piracy is NOT theft!

>who was in the wrong here

>>389655027
GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

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Here is proof your honor, my client cpuld have not known he was fucking a boy

>this is my client, say something nice about him

>>389655027
>e-celebs are not video games

>I have proof that the girl my client has fucked is 1000 years old

>implying the prosecution has played Ace Attorney

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>so easily led that a cute young woman can manipulate him
>somehow never made a wrong verdict in his life
What the fuck was his problem? Is he some kind of god who makes the justice done with the help of mortal men?

>...so, in conclusion, traps are not gay. I rest my case.

F I V E F E E T
I kinda miss /v/ AAO, kinda.

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>>389655636
Maybe...

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>>389655636

>Mr. Banks, your opening statement

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>>389656239

>>389655636
Knowing the kind of supernatural bullshit they include in the games, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>389655194
Your Honor, the defense would like to cross-examine the witnesses pet dog!

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>tfw cross-examining the parrot's testimony is not a meme anymore

>>389656662
but why didn't she kill the parrot then, god women are so fucking stupid...

>>389656662
It's even funnier when you watch the footage, and the bird actually says "Don't fucking shoot". And the news channel even had to censor it.

>>389655027
The testimony, CONTRADICTS THE EVIDENCE

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>>389655027
>fun is not evidence as such you will refrain from bringing up imaginary reasons to plead your case.

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>>389655027
Your honor, please present me your copy of Skyrim

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Big Papi, the accussed Gay Nigga has STOLEN my PS tripples ENTIRE library!!
>C Wizzy is hereby awarded $599 USD for the theft of PS3 games
>how does the defendant reply?

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I hear the Cop-killing-Cop case is today. Is that streamfag from the other Wright trials gonna show up? I wanna see what kind of bullshit Wright gets up to this time.

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My perfect and beautiful wife is not a murderer. Prosecutors will debate this.

>>389659146
I bet the he's going absolutely bananas again.

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I am suing all of /v/ for the ridiculous lack of vidya gaming discussion and the intolerable amount of bait threads.
Anyone care to object?

>>389659610
To be fair, they don't like playing ball with proper court proceedings.

Today is the day of Case 2-1, people.

No, I'm fucking serious. September 8th, 2017.

>>389659146
This is the guy who recorded previous trials. Not sure if he'll be there again, but you can entertain yourself by watching the old recording of Von Karma humiliating herself on global TV while you wait for the trial.

h-ttps://www.twitch.tv-/pablo09042

I want to FUCK Sae Nijima!

>>389660264
A WHAT?

>>389660245
>Offline
Oh, thank goodness. I was almost contemplating skipping class today just to participate in the stream.
Though given the way I left today's class field trip, I'll probably be punished for skipping anyways. Goddammit, how the fuck did I get lost in a fucking Loblaws?

>>389660264
>Caring about Jap courts

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Can he finally put a stop to Wright /v/?

Also, I need cool and/or condescending nicknames for Wright so I can use it in the stream OP. Anyone offering

>>389661019
Wright the Kike
Phoenix Wrong
Nick the Dick
Penis Wright

>>389655636
>somehow never made a wrong verdict in his life
What about all those Von Karma cases he judged?

>>389661019
Nick "Can't Defend a Lick" Wright

>>389661019
Where is the stream, you nigger

>>389661019
Nick "Small Dick" Wright

You're honor, this man is guilty on the fact that he is a nigger and a jew!

I REST MY CASE!

>>389661935

>>389660245
Be careful mentioning it, you could probably get suspended or the thread deleted for "promotion"

Stream when?
I can't wait

>>389662229
They usually start at 1PM EST to correlate with 10AM PST. Either streambro is dead, or he's too busy with school and will probably be starting later.

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Not this time.

>>389662634
god why does dk have such a luscious ass

>>389662718
You're honor, this has nothing to do with the trial.

>>389662796
what do you think donkey kong's ass smells like haha

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>>389662634
What do you think of this?

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Stream when