humble bundle

sakura is shit, i regret spending 20min of my life trying to play one of those games. at least I didn't buy it

Nay.
There is better, real porn to fap to.
There are better, real games to play.

pro tip: hentai haven is free and the videos usually have a better storyline

>>389643270
sakura games are honestly so shitty that I can't be bothered to even shell out 1 $ for them

Just go spend 20 minutes on >>>/h/ for an even better, and free, use of your time. Now please fuck off, virgin.

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>the anglos finally try to make their own real vns after passively consuming japanese products for years
>everyone hates them for it
What gives?

>>389643976
This is the board for video games. If you want to talk about anime picture books, go somewhere else.

>>389644114
>A visual novel (ビジュアルノベル bijuaru noberu) is an interactive game introduced in Japan in the early 1990s
> interactive game
>game

See, you're mistaken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visual_novel

>>389643976
the problem is they're shit

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>>389643270
Is hunie cam decent? i've been thinking about getting it for a while.

yes, hunie pop alone is worth this bundle.

>>389643270
big nay
just get huniepop on a sale since that one's actually fun and funny

>>389643537
I can count well animated hentai on one hand.

>>389644363
Pressing a button to advance the still-picture slideshow is not gameplay.

There's more gameplay in Gone Home than every VN ever made combined.

>>389644847
It's about on par with Telltale games. Walking around isn't real gameplay any more than stroking your dick is.

>>389644847
Gone Home is kinda cool desu

>>389644847
would you say half an a press is not gameplay either

>>389643270
Not amazing, but 7 steam games for $1 with each of them having cards means you don't really lose out. Hell, you'll probably come out ahead.

Also, they all have Microsoft Sam support for some reason, so you can hear all the ero dialogue read out to you in a robotic tone, which actually increases the enjoyment level.

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>>389644803
>on one hand
me too anon, me too

>>389644847
>Pressing a button to advance the still-picture slideshow is not gameplay.
Is pressing a button at the right time to advance a cutscene considered gameplay?

>>389644803
What are you doing with your other hand?

At this point I'm legitimately more excited to check out the book deals than the game deals.

>>389643270
>le ironic weeb xD bundle

>>389645428
not, what's in between the cutscenes is tho

>>389645958
movies?

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>>389646036

>>389643270
Sakura games are actual (no memes) ironic vns that have success due to ironic weebs that think it's the most hilarious thing ever to write ironic reviews for it on steam.
But huniepop is fun tbqh

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>>389643270
Nah horrible "games" with boring stories and a bunch of jpegs as reward. It's not a video game, not a porn and not even a mediocre VN.

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ask your dick

>>389645958
And if there's nothing in between but more cutscenes?

>>389646103
They're successful because they're cheap OELVNs compared to a lot of the japanese VNs on Steam which cost the same as most AAA titles.
Same reason Nekopara did so well was because it was released at a price point people were willing to pay.(mainly because they cut the ero out to sell as a separate patch)

>>389646854
cutscenes are "cutting" the gameplay and putting a "scene" in between
nothing inbetween cutscenes means its not a fucking game
would you like to know more ?

>>389643976
Huniepop is better than most japshit

>>389643270
I'd rather just search and fap to the cg

>>389646854
でもゲエムでしょう。きみはばかじんだ。

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>>389647001
Nah, I'm good.

>>389643270
Friend gifted me the whole bundle, feel like he just wasted $10 but its his money.

>>389647217
I wonder if this is the average Japanese skill level among people who unironically say EOP.

>>389647674
Yes, in all honesty.

>>389643270
Shit... my dollar is wasted for non voiced shits!! At least i helped somebody though right?

>>389644951
Objectively wrong. Telltale games are point-n-click games. Even if the puzzle solving is mostly effortless, there's still puzzles to solve.

>>389648217
The choices in VNs are often puzzles in their own way, as failing and picking dumb shit can lead to dead ends with a significant delay.

>>389649287
>VNs have puzzles too because if you say No instead of Yes, it might make you read the picture book a little longer!
Jesus fucking Christ, weebs are retarded as shit.

>>389650035
Why? In both cases you need to pick the right choice in order to progress.

HuniePop
CYBJW-J50AX-IN69D

>>389643270
>humble ecchi game bundle
No.

>>389643270
No, get under night

>made a new account for muh secret porn games
>shows up in my library on real account but does not show up in my "Games" on my profile and doesn't count play time

>>389654153
it shows up because it says pre-load complete

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Where are the bara versions of these games for faggots?

>>389643270
>part of the money goes to charity
do you hate the world anon?
buy the weebshit games to save the world

>>389654153
why not just download the drm free ones if you're worried about this shit

s m h

Sakura dungeon was fun because it was an actual game.

Any anal scenes? This is important

>>389656338
There's one or two in dungeon.

>>389643270
yay and give me hunie pop. I'll give you ashes of the singularity in return

>>389644424
Nah, it's pretty shit. I got it for pennies some time ago because i had some good laughs with HuniePop, but Cam is just shit. There's no conversations or any funny stuff going on. It's just a clicker.

>>389656591
thanks. buying

>>389656790
ayyy, any game from the bundle that you don't want?

>>389656790
what is with people's fascination with anal?

>>389656905
they're virgins

>>389656905
>dirty
>tighter
>no pregnancy

>>389657356
>literally lined with shit
>smelly
>unhygenic
>no natural lubricant
>50% she will hate it
>no pregnancy, but if you cum inside it will cause GI issues for the next few days

>>389647378

I bought this awhile ago and never played it.

Is it really worth it?

>>389657475
>what is a douche
>implying sex is hygenic in general
>how the fuck is no natural lube even an argument? just buy lube
>fucking the types of prudes who won't go for anal

>if you cum inside it will cause GI issues for the next few days
What the fuck am I reading, that isn't true at all.

>>389646589
>4 codes for Gun Monkeys
I don't understand

>>389657475
>if you cum inside it will cause GI issues for the next few days
is this true at all?

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>>389657475
>>literally lined with shit
no it's not
>>smelly
yeah it's great
>>unhygenic
so?
>>no natural lubricant
I didn't want a second vagina, and it takes two seconds to apply
>>50% she will hate it
50% she will love it
>>no pregnancy, but if you cum inside it will cause GI issues for the next few days
fake news

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>HB made a font bundle for April Fool's
>it's actually really good and relatively cheap
>can't buy it because lol it's a joke

I'm still angry.

>>389657772
>wanting it in the hole that feels better means being a prude

>>389657819
It is. I worked with a GI specialist NP and she tells me interesting shit

>>389658012
>literally never fucked a girl in the ass
>feels competent enough to argue about it somehow

Except the "hole that feels better" changes between girls you dunce. In fact in my experience girls often only prefer it in the pussy because they've never had good anal pleasure, they've maybe been prodded with a dry finger and that's been enough to convince them they don't like it, but once you actually go in with lube and gradual stretching they're moaning like crazy.

>>389643270
>ironic weeb shit
no fuck the people who keep buying these

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>>389657475
>>no natural lubricant
but there is

>>389658301
Well if you think it'll feel good with the right dicking then you should have no problem getting fucked in the ass! *unzips*

What order do I play the games in?

>>389658126
She needs to be fired

>>389657819
No, they just shit it out at some time in the next hour and go on with their lives. Literally why would a bit of sperm - natural, safe bio matter - cause GI issues.

>>389658542
you need to be gassed degenerate

>>389658512
hunipop, and if you can stand that one try the others
huniecam studio is a clicker management game with no porn

>>389658641
I mean the Sakura games.
Is there a chronological order to them?

>>389658641
nope just different settings
brace for disappointment though

>>389658731
The Sakura games can be played in pretty much any order and some of them have references to each other. Sakura Dungeon is pretty much the best the series has to offer though.

>>389657475
Is any of that supposed to be unattractive?

>>389644424

No they made Audrey, the perfect tsundere virgin waifu, into a coked out whore. FUCK THEM

>>389659926
>implying not everyone already saw her careerpath from miles away

>>389660230
I wanted to save her ;_;

Sakura Fantasy and Sakura Dungeon are the ones with anything resembling aspiration. Otherwise you might as well just jerk off to CGs on the sadpanda.

HuniePop
CYBJW-J50AX-IN69D

>>389658621
I wish a sakura girl would gas my face

>>389643270
fantasy is the only good one and it still never got finished, the rest is trash.

>>389657572
It's worth watching on youtube yeah

people jerk off to half naked anime girls who don't do anything other than talking?

>western shit

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>>389661539
I sometimes fap to cute fully clothed ones too.

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Sakura dungeon is genuinely fun. Make sure you play on the hardest difficulty and install the rebalance difficulty patch though.

Since the average is at $7 now, I'd only suggest you go for the $1 tier if you were curious about trying the Sakura games, or the $10 tier if you want to play Sakura Dungeon. Remember even if you hate Winged Cloud and everything they stand for you can always just donate all the money to charity instead.
Lewd patches are available free on their patreon here:
https://www.patreon.com/wingedcloud

>>389663008
You'll steal my account, won't you?

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>>389664780
Yep, thanks senpai!

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someone gib Hunnie Pop please

>>389666392
you guys should use images for these i'm sure some russian bot scoops these the fuck up

>>389666672
this, those niggas don't even play games

>>389643270
Do you have $10 you don't want and enjoy really bad writing with softcore hentai? Then sure, go for it.

If you are about the quality of your purchases or the quality of what you play, then it is probably best to pass on the whole thing.

>>389666672
>>389666787
I'm neither Russian nor a bot, I'm going to play that game now and you guys need to get better reflexes and stop being bitter.

>>389667267
i already own the only good game the the bundle

>>389667267
fuck off bot

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>>389667267
prepare for shit

>>389644847
>Pressing a button to advance the still-picture slideshow is not gameplay.

so should we ban uncharted threads?

>>389643270
Hunie games are the only ones worth playing in that bundle if anything

>>389643270
it's "yea or nay" you fucking mongoloid

>>389643976
There are good western VNs like VA-11 Hall-A and Katawa Shoujo, the Sakura games are not among them.

>>389647217
Wow, that's a god awful Japanese skill I ever was seen

>>389667490
yes

>>389668284
Better than your English, desu.

>>389644424
It's a fucking app game. It's terrible.

>>389668284
Wow, that's the most god awful English I've ever seen.

>>389657572
Does it matter? You already bought it.