leave the german market to me

Disgaea 5 is already out on the Switch though.

>>389633481
Sharia law forbids games like that.

>>389635337
Upvoted

>>389633348
No merkel smiling on the cover, no buy

someone in germany will get fired for bringing this at work, and you know it.

>>389635337
XD

how autistic do you have to be to play shit like this?

>>389635492
non white in a single generation... really makes you think

>>389635536
4chan user levels of autism.

>the absolute STATE of the nintendo shitch

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>there are Germans in this very thread

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>>389635337

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>>389633348

No me!

http://store.steampowered.com/app/677180/Pantropy/

https://twitter.com/Pantropy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqa7T0fO46VO8nSuwlWS0FA/videos

http://www.indiedb.com/games/pantropy

I have to give it to them, they managed to get this on so many platforms that someone must be buying them, outside of Germany too.

germany will deplete the supply of switches overnight. i gurantee there will be switcher holder things to attach to tractors so you can play the game while you're actually fucking farming.

I acctually might get this
Looks really comfy

>>389635660
guten tag^^

>>389635441
>Klaus! vai are you playing zat tractor game ven you shuld be driving zat tractor!

>>389635575
You are saying it like it is a bad thing.

>>389633348
As a Kartoffel living in Germany myself I can vouch that the only upcoming German game that matters is Elex and it better be not shit.

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>>389636501
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKIN HANS

>>389635660
That's impossible, everyone knows they're too friendly for the internet.

>>389636846
YOU KILLED MY DOG
YOU
KILLED
GRETA

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>>389636872
>Germans
>friendly
How to spot the non-europeans.

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>>389636913
Anon no.
BJ is way better

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>>389636958
How about I stick my Bratwurst in both Hans and BJ?

>>389635747
Believe it or not, Germans legitimately eat this shit up and ask for seconds. Something about these work simulators is like Football Manager to the Bongs.

Arbeit Macht Frei.

>>389636929
Seems like you got shit Germans if they're not friendly then.

>>389637067
All Germans are shit Germans.

>>389637094
>All Germans are muslims
ftfy

>>389637638
Muslims are an improvement over germans.

>>389633348
If they bundles with this and FIFA, would Europe finally accept it?

>>389635660
Inshallah, brother

>>389635660
germany is probably the second biggest userbase on 4chan after USA

Germany has a huge online community and culture. They probably produce the second most memes too.

>>389638057
Germans have no sense of humor so is that were all the unfunny memes come from?

>>389638057
G*rmans use Krautchan. They still overwhelmingly swarm this place, but Leafs and Bongs are more common.

>>389638057
also unteralterbach

>>389635337
lol xdddd +1

>>389638157
>but Leafs and Bongs are more common.
oh yeah youre right i worded my post wrong. I meant they are the biggest non-english speaking online community.

>>389638141
a lot of it is very unfunny yes but when you go a little deeper they got some bizarre shit. German youtube poops for example are way more complex (and funnier) than american ones for example.

>Not current version

To the trash

A Story of Seasons game is already confirmed for Switch though.

>>389633348
>farmers can now keep farming in their lunch break

Fuck. Now i want ETS2/ATS on a portable.

Why do Germans be the way they do?

>>389635660
Yes, the global muslim population is very large. Many hail from Germanistan.

>>389635337
Can we remove kebab from europe

>>389636604
Becuase it is? Once the people are gone, then we start losing the culture, no more sausages and beer. I can see that Oktoberfest might not be a thing anymore within a decade. Then you start losing the art and architecture, as islamic culture is one that destroys the original cultures of the places it consumes and replaces it with nasty food, nonexistent art/music, and inferior architecture.

>>389633348
>FUCKING SPINNING JENNY YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!

>>389633348
Danke Herr Nintendo

>>389635575
Let's put it this way. They chose that future and knew how it would turn out from the beginning. It is their country and if they want to taint it with that trash they brought in that's their problem.

Stop worrying about countries you don't even live in. I say this as a nazi sympathizer and German amerilard. You gain nothing from it

>>389638057
It's actually brits.

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this thread! haha!
German humor is great!!!!

>>389638523
what about the japanese?

>>389636519
>this is how burgers think germans sound like

>>389633348
Needs euro truck sim and football manager to compete with steam

>>389639267
Why even give such an argument? niggers are subhuman and make any country less safe, just say that.

>>389639764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icOO7Ut1P4Y

>>389633348
>only germans like this kinds of games
That is racist man, I like them too and the truck ones too

>>389635660
nah, no one has spammed emotes with a message like "hey!!! ^.^~ how are you :D"

german gamers use more emotes than fucking 15 year old korean girls

>>389635536
Farming seems like a decent career. I'm genuinely curious about this game - it seems comfy.

In comparison to Harvest Moon, how comfy is Farming Simulator? I've been binging Trio of Towns lately.

>>389640631
No waifus unless your into machinery

>>389636519
Why would they talk in English with each other though?

>>389636929
Spot the greek

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>>389640924
baka

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>>389633348

>>389633348
>no white woman crying while being raped by a muslim negro in the background

Fake. Come back when you have the real German ad campaign.

>>389633348
Just like the Vita

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>>389633348
>Yet another port of an old game that has been ported everywhere already

>>389635337
Epic, anon. Epic for the win!

>>389635337
Greetings from Germany!

Wunderbar! Now I can play while I'm riding my tractor.

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>>389635337
>murrica is angry at >60% white countries again

>>389640072
Germanfag here and this guy really sounds terrible. But only a small amount of people sound that bad. They are mostly the ones that really dont care abut learning the pronounciations of english words.

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>>389635337
You guys really live in a bubble

>>389633348
>Germany's PM was pushing this game the most
>could have been pushing Papers Please instead

>>389635660

hallo xDD ^^

>>389633348
right now farming simulator 16 costs only 10 cent in the google play store over here.
Switched got fucked over

>>389640886
Some weeb developer needs to take this game and add waifu/romance to it already.

>>389638523
>German youtube poops for example are way more complex (and funnier) than american ones for example.

>be me
>be german
>want so see it
provide a link for entertainment purpose, pls! And don't post Marcel Davis poop video...

>>389643759
so it would be like "Bauer sucht Frau" (farmer seeks wife) TV show. Its... perfect!

>>389643621
Steck dir deine Öhrchen sonst wo hin!