>historical game >swords beat pikes

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>historical game
>flaming arrows
>that set people on fire

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>historical game
>has a dual-wielding fighter
>and he is not using rapier+dagger/buckler

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>historical game
>playable women

>>389629225
>hentai game
>str beats dex

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>historical WW2 game
>Spandau beats Bren

>historical game
>Spandau beats Bren

>>389629425
FUCK YOU

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>historical game
>anything beating a halberd

>>389629225
it depends on the combat setting.

>>389629510
>play M&B Fire and Sword
>literally nothing is better than halberds (maybe spears/pikes if you're in a pinch) and muskets
My historical accuracy hunger has been sated.

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>medieval game
>French beating anyone

>>389629409
Boudica? Joan?

>futuristic game
>vegans haven't been force-fed lard

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>>389629225
Depends, is it a Zweihander-length blade?

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Napoléon Bonaparte

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>>389629225
>Historical game
>No 14 year old wives

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>the French exist

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What's his fucking problem?

>historical game
>historiographer had insufficient british bias

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>>389629681
>Historical game
>no daughter-wifes

>>389629225
Zweihanders were used to fuck up pike formations in like the 1500's. Some kingdom got so butthurt that they outlawed that type of sword.

>>389629657
>Propaganda pieces

>>389630169
>Zweihanders
WHY WOULD YOU TYPE THIS

ARE YOU GERMAN?

DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN?

IS THIS A GERMAN WEBSITE.

TWO HANDED SWORD.

>>389630169
But that's just a theory.

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>>389630446

>>389630446
Ever heard of loan words you dummkopf?

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>>389630534
>weeaboo game
>konatas are the strongest

>>389629225
>historical game
>giant enemy crab

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>>389630446
iu siehm mäd bro :D

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>>389630679
Dat's right.

>Roman era
>Swords beat pikes

oh wait they did-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pydna

>>389630169
Chopping the shit out of Pikes was basically the whole reason they decided that they needed big fuck-off swords. It's not so much a hard advantage as it was a nice thing to have.

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>>389629657

>literal exceptions, only special because they are not the norm at all
>herr derr we can now have women be anything

>>389629225
>close quarters fighting game
>swords can be knocked out of opponents hand
>they drop to the ground
>you can pick up his sword and kill him with it

>>389630932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Pingyang

>>389629225
are pikes viable on a one to one duel with a sword?

>>389629657
>Joan
>never actually participated in combat
>gets btfo and burned the only times she's cornered

>>389630932

To be fair, the player character can be an exception as well. See: M&B. Being able to play as a woman doesn't mean you see hundreds of them on the battlefield. In fact, the opposite is the case.

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>>389630972
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Pingyang

>No real evidence of her being a warrior of any kind
>literally just used money and politicing to gather an army
>the army was nothing but men, only called "Army of the Lady" due to her political power

The state of femitards

>>389631075
She did fight in orleans and during the loire campaign. Why are brit faggots so buttblasted about her?
Also lindy beige is a retard and a fake fuck, you would realize that if you weren't underage

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>>389629657
>boudica
>slaughters defenseless villagers and roman colonists in actual legit genocide
>fights one actual pitched battle with the only legio in the british isles
>this ensues https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Watling_Street
>kills herself like the gormless tosser she was
"Ignore the racket made by these savages. There are more women than men in their ranks. They are not soldiers—they're not even properly equipped. We've beaten them before and when they see our weapons and feel our spirit, they'll crack. Stick together. Throw the javelins, then push forward: knock them down with your shields and finish them off with your swords. Forget about plunder. Just win and you'll have everything."

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>>389631335

>this is what Kermits actually believe

Your cultural enrichment can't come soon enough

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>people like lindybeige

>>389629413
>Hentai game
>Cock beats everything

>>389630169
>>389630929
Complete bullshit. Greatswords were used alongside halberds to guard the ensign at the center of the pike formation.

>>389631424
Sure thing ahmed. Read a book in your life instead of taking your "knowledge" from some retarded dance teacher on YouTube.

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>>389631452
>he doesn't like Lindychad

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What do you guys think of Skallagrim?

>>389631679
he got a vasectomy. is there more that needs to be said?

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>>389629409
what up

>>389631679
All furies must be purged with fire.

>>389631679
embraces his own autism a bit too much

i know the guy's a furfag, but still.

>>389631679
I don't.

>>389631679
Accent annoying as fuck, videos not interesting.

>>389631679
autism

>>389631726
Nothing says historically accurate like gods and monsters running about.

>>389631726
he said historical you fucking retard

>historical game
>it ain't me starts playing

>>389631679
He just gives me the vibe of the quintessential steampunk autist that wears a fedora with a few cogs and likes to act as if he was some British lord like he saw on Reddit.

Now I learn he's a furfag too.

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>>389631424

Which "Totally Not a French Imperialist Propaganda" books should i read, furr-licker?

>>389631890
it's got swords and shields you sipping faggot

>>389630446
>yfw russians stole the words “Butterbrot“ and “Schlagbaum“ from the germans after the war

>>389630231
>/pol/ faggots butthurt pieces.
Fixed that for you.
>>389630932
Women did some fighting the past deal with it.
>>389631324
Yeah, you are stupid

>>389632162
Very strong argument.

>>389632184
So is your smell

>>389631452
He's bretty alright to listen to, at least when my bro's playing him on speaker.

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>>389632162

>did some fighting in the past

So did literal fucking children. A fucking 10 year old led a police squad against the Taliban one time, who then hunted him down and killed him.

Can't wait to see little brats run around with armor and broadswords on the BBC channel!

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>>389629225
> historical game
> not playing as the English

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>>389631410
GODS WE WERE STRONG THEN

>>389629225
>historical game
>op makes yet another thread about swords vs pikes
kys
this shit needs to stop

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>>389632565
PIKE SHILL DETECTED

HOW MUCH ARE THE PIKEYS PAYING YOU?

>>389632527
And you all about being a 10 year old

>>389632527
You're literally responding to a butthurt woman. You do get that, right anon?

>>389632539
i've got anglo bias and i know we lost the 100 years war, you'd have to be delusional to think otherwise

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>>389632594

>still can't make an argument

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>>389630679
>konatas

>>389632639
So you are like him, a retard.
>>389632643
So you want me to post a link so you can say that proof does not count?

>>389632758
Fuck off you underage little cunt.

Threadly reminder that Hellenistic phalanxes had been losing from sword&shield legionaries since the start of the II century B.C. until they were pummeled into irrelevancy.
Ask the ghost of king Perseus how unhistorical it was that swords could destroy its elite agema.

>>389632527

But you play as children and teenagers everytime in an RPG. What's your point?

Heck its very rare nowadays to play as a 40+ year old veteran

>>389633021
No you. You smelly retard.

>>389630057

Made me laugh.

Brits are, on average, the worst historians but the best propagandists.

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>Lindybeige

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>>389629782
kek

Why does Lindybiege always look fucking pissed?

>>389633189
>Heck its very rare nowadays to play as a 40+ year old veteran
you mean like fucking Metal Gear Solid

>>389633549
anglo blood boils, it keeps them strong but the pain is constant and unbearable.

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>>389633549

>>389633579

Is metal gear an RPG set during medieval times?

Read the thread faggot.

>>389631020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS2IYyywZMs
>inb4 but he lost

>>389629628
>t. britbong
French surrendering meme is only valid for WW2, otherwise French people have had alot of military accomplishments.

>>389633665
Witcher then

>>389633703
>surrender=//defeated

>>389633703

Lindy probably forgot that the English ultimately lost the hundred years war.

He probably doesnt even know about the Battle of Patay

>>389633693
the weapon worked as intended, if not for his cockiness he would have walked away

>>389633829
it was an unwinnable war, more like a contest for how long you can occupy and pillage france for

I love how he is a pure lionhrarted Englishman at heart and completely ignores the contributions of any Scottish/Irish/Welsh divisions in our many historical battles. England should still rightfully be collecting tithes and taxes from these lesser countries.

>>389633923
>b-but it doesnt c-count
lmaoo

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>Greatest empire in the history of the world
>Greatest navy that ever sailed the seven seas
>Lost three consecutive naval wars with a country with no military
>A country that doesn't even have 0.5% of the population

>>389629225

>historical youtuber
>is a pseud

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>>389634001

>>389634001
>lionhrarted Englishman
>richard lionheart is pure frenchman breed

really made me thinks

>>389631731
>>389631732
>>389631967
Where did you guys learn he's a furfag?

>>389633859
i wouln't say cockiness. the whole point of him fighting was to exctract the confession. he just lost his head in the end

>>389635472
Look at his youtube photo

>>389635519
It's a bear in a helmet, is that all the evidence that he's a furfag?

>>389633923
It was only unwinnable for the English becuase a teenage girl in boobplate cheered on some mercenaries. At that point everything went downhill for the English

>>389635787
Are you trying to sound smart? You're failing at it

>>389635472
he has a deviantart, although i lost the link ages ago

you can probably just google skallagrim deviantart and find it

>>389629225
>bows demand more dex than swords
>swords demand more str than bows
I blame the original DnD launching this meme.

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>Russian developed vehicular combat multiplayer game
>Cromwells can't jump over rivers and canals

>>389635787
(u)

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>The smug mohawk faggot
>The "citation needed" autist
>The bald bong of redundant videos

Is there anything more cringy than underage youtube e-cleb """"""""""""historian"""""""""" fags?

They are as obnoxious as they are pathetic.

>>389629225
>historical game
>game set in est europe late 17th century
>full of niggers

is there any society in history where women were the bulk of the army?

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>>389629409
>no game where you play as Olga of Kiev

>>389638706
No discernible period, no. It might've been tried once or twice ten thousand years ago, but those societies would've died out quickly because with women dying on the battlefield, who will spit out babies? And no babies means no new warriors, so no society.