Why is the pilot seat between the legs and not the head?

>>389623507
center of mass

Where else would you put the dick seat, anon?

cuz it's a cockpit
you now realise all the mecha in ZoE have large protruding dicks

>>389623614
>cockpit

...huh

>>389623614
This is literally the reason

>>389623614
>Cockpit

Really makes you think

>>389623507
Why would it be in the head?

>You now realize that Hideo Kojima was into futa all along.

yo, what was this game for PS2 and the cockpit was the dick.

You could spirit bomb niggas and the first level was like in a city at night time

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Logically speaking. This is probably the dumbest place to put your cockpit. In no case ever should the control unit of any war machine be put near center mass in a protruding fashion. Your asking to get blown the. Fuck up. Best mech cockpits were in the evagelion suits. This shit is just retarded.

>>389623507
First person robot sex

>>389623507
Technology. There's no reason to be in the head. If an enemy slashed around its neck for example, your controls for everything would be cut off. Plus center of gravity and all that.

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*blocks your path*

What bothers me about ZOE is
>Feminine Mechs
>Still have Cockpits

>>389623507
Mech was designed by a woman as social commentary on male behaviour.

Is there any game that handles as fucking fantastic as ZoE2?

>>389624328
>Feminine Mechs
They're just lean anon. Maybe with one or two exceptions.

>>389624328
It's a female cockpit you Idiot.

>>389624054
Calling Eva units mechs seems like a really big misnomer though

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>>389624529
This is probably the closest you'll get to ZOE3

>>389624002
fuck off

>>389624618
Just because they move largely thanks to the pumping of fluids in their limbs (quite possibly more realistic than purely mechanical limbs with the same level of motor funcion) doesn't mean they aren't mechs.

>>389624540
Jehuty's chest looks like it's supposed to be tits to me. I mean, not as blatantly as >COCKpit, but pretty damn close.

>Just downloaded the collection on my PS3
What should I know?

>>389623614
>now

It was pretty fucking clear since the first time we saw them

>>389624898
Futa is the best.

I like how they get boners when they're flying to keep visibility the same.

>>389624405
wasn't it designed by he mgs artist when he was in high school?

>>389624863
they are more like a type of cyborg but insted of half human is half homunculus

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How did they get Ken so right? How did they get the music so right?

What I wouldn't give for ZoE3

>>389625118
They're mechs in kind of the same way as Geckos in MGS are mechs. I think. I'm not actually sure how much "meat" the EVA units have or if it's more just fluid pumping for movement of an exoskeleton.

>>389624002
Fuck off, coon.

>>389625269
the fact they can eat an angel and asimilate his core say pretty much they are alo of "meat"

>>389625213
She wears a body suit that accents her curves and huge breasts, not that hard to figure out. Personally, I don't like her much outside of her looks, but ZoE in general having absolutely fucked translation, voice acting, and mediocre at best story doesn't give her any favors. Nohman and ADA are the exceptions, not the rule.

>>389625269
>>389625392
also they can regenerate and arm from another "arm"

>>389624054
Eva ""mechs"" look fucking retarded though. Lanky ass pieces of shit.

>>389625405

I liked her character development and the way she slowly warms up to Dingo. But yes, the translation was clunky although that didn't detract from the story for me too much.

Why would you put the Cockpit in the head? The head protrusion is super exposed, and only beneficial in nature for acting as an antennae for sensory organs.

In terms of practical design, there's no reason to not have the cockpit be in the most central, heavily armored location possible, unless you regress the design logic down to DURRR EVERYTHING IN SPACE IS A SPHERE

>>389625392
>>389625445
Alright, so they're made of some syntetic-future-biomaterial that has incredible properties. But I won't say that disqualifies them as mechs, since the fact that they can be controlled from an electronic-mechanical cockpit hints towards there being at least some machine parts. Also the fact that the unit runs on batteries.

>>389625445
>>389625392
>>389625269
They're still mechs you tards, the entire concept of Evangelion is structured around mecha as a genre of anime.

>>389625557
>Why is the command-bridge on ships protruding from the deck and not placed safely below deck

>>389625392
You see them without armor in most places at least once. They're pretty much giant humans with a section of their spine replaced for the entry plug mechanism, and all the armor bolted through their flesh.
The exception is the one at the start of 2.0 that got blow up, which had pretty much it's entire lower half replaced by then

Someone post the mech designed by Kaneko
My fucking dick needs it

>>389625471
They're based of Aboriginal japanese's cave paintings of giants

>>389625616
>>389625685
>>389625727
im just saying there more like cyborg because the eva is controlled both by sniji and by his mom when the eva activates alone to protect him so i will say they are 25% mechs 25% cyborgs 25% humans and 25% homunculus

>>389623507
why would you put the pilot, the most important piece of the jehuty, in the most vulnerable, most difficult to protect place?

>>389625841
Doesn't make them not ugly.

>>389625727
that wasnt an eva, that was the remains of an angel

>>389624757
ssz was completely different and not nearly as fun

>>389625968
Being controlled by ghosts or whatever doesn't make it human. It's 0% human. Since it's not a living being it can't be a cyborg (or maybe it can, depending on your definiton). Lastly, but that might just be me, "homonculus" implies magic, and while it's not terribly wrong consider the series it's from then I'd definetly not call it that.

>>389624529
nope. it's one of my favorite games desu

>>389625727
>>389625968
They're still mecha. Fuck off with that stupid "robots only" shit.

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>>389626192
did someone say magic?

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>>389626597
Magic isn't real.

>>389626665
why would you say those lies on the internet anon?

>>389626750
If magic is real, then why am I a virgin?

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>>389626665

>get dick cut off
>die

>>389626665
I actually enjoy this game a good amount. The combat is good and I don't think the story is as bad as people say.

>>389623507
Could you sit still and hold a vomit even a minute on the frequently shaking head?

>>389628962
I would figure that would be what having the cockpit be gyroscopic would be for. Sort of like how a bird's head barely moves at all compared to the rest of their body.

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>>389627264
ZOE is actually pretty deep

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>>389624054
>Evafag trying to talk about /m/
every fucking time

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>>389629248
Forgot gif.

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>>389629248
It require space to put in this.

>>389623915
BASED

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>>389624979
In ZoE2, when you will be near some lava, bring that bitch down with you.

>>389629248
So you're saying that when birds rapidly glance around like a paranoid meth addict, their head isn't moving, but rather they move their body along with the rest of the universe?

>>389624979
First game is rather dated in terms of mechanics. It's still playable of course, but is held back by several of its questionable design choices. The second game without question improves everything. I recommend playing through the entire first game even if you get frustrated with it. You'll have a better appreciation for the second game.
>>389629464
Also, this. Be sure to roast over an open fire for about a minute before cooling it off.

>>389629464
I never tried doing that, what happens?

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Is there any possible engineering reason we could ever put massive fat tits on a mech that are soft and look like scaled up versions of the real thing?

Instead of milk they could carry fuel or something right?

Guys help brainstorm

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>>389629484
They still turn their heads like usual. It's just that they have reflexes to adjust their heads to most movements their bodies might get affected by, like turbulence if they were flying. It seems to be an evolutionary feature to help them not get as disorientated when flying.

>>389624054
Why is called a cockpit anon?

>>389623507
Center of mass and, during wartime, soldiers get shot exponentially more in the chest, head, arm and leg areas than in the penis.

I don't know the Jehuty's flight speed but I wonder how did they absorb those G.

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>>389624054
dont be retarded, its the best place to put them. its the center of mass, and thus, the most heavily protected area, and the area the most capable of protecting itself. its got hands to arms to block itself and the spine and torso has to be strong enough to support everything else so its built heavy as fuck.. where the fuck you want your heart? on your hand so everytime you scratch your balls you risk a heart attack?
also: evas... "mechs". wew lad.

anyways lets post evangelions best girl

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>>389625269
almost all of the eva unit is meat, the metal parts are just armor and the plug interface

>>389624181
Thanatos?

>>389625616
Its not biometal

Evas are clones of angels
to make an eva, you literally take an angel like lilith or what was left of adam and use it to grow another body, once the new body is big enough, you server the connection to the original and let the new body regenerate the remaining parts (usually the legs)

If you watch EoE, when Asuka is devoured you can see there is almost no mechanical parts inside an eva, they even have digestive systems and other human organs inside them

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There really people out there that think that evas are mech?

>>389626804
because you dont have a beato to help you with that

>>389623507
Robots don't have genitals, so no one would think of hitting them there.