i've been trying so hard not to scream at normies lately

>>389612183
reminder that Mario and Luigi are no longer plumbers because Miyamoto is a fucking senile retard

>>389612291
They never unclogged a sink outside of the meme taken cartoons

>>389612291
yeah i hate when one game retcons all the previously existing games

even the parts when they literally do plumbing we now know that they aren't and never were really plumbers...

damn, dude how did we get to this...

>>389612291
They retired

>>389612509
he actually claimed that they were plumbers a "long time ago", likely implying they retired after the original Mario Bros. game, which is even more disappointing

Why the fuck would someone go back to plumbing after becoming a national icon who's beloved by the local monarchy?

>>389612636
Mario bros arcade is the closest Miyamoto made Mario plumberlike, like he was a construction worker in DK.

>>389612783
he likes it

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>>389612183
>Trying to do this area with a hardcore critical difficulty hack
>Those fucking super flies and their impossible to telegraph attack

>>389612183
>>389612291
>>389612509
>>389612636
who's give a shit to be honest

>>389612941
30 years of LORE

Waved away

>>389613029
It only deepens the lore, to be honest.

Don't Mario and Luigi bust out wrenches and fix the pipe at the beginning of 3D World?

>>389612941
I do. Miyamoto keeps mindlessly retconning huge things in the series for no reason other than his own idiocy
First he says the Koopalings aren't bowser's kids, then he says Mario's not a real doctor, then he goes and says that Mario and Luigi haven't been plumbers for a long time.
He's just gone fucking mad and he's sucking all the charm out of this franchise

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>>389613078
Lore only goes deeper like a series of warp zones.

>>389612924
>I like plumbing
said no one, ever.

>>389612427
he didnt say that they never were plumbers, just that they currently are not
they've changed careers

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>>389612183
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DERITU DISU
TOADS ONRY

>>389613365
50,300 google hits says it's occassionally uttered

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>>389613541
ok, fine.
But literally nobody has ever said "I like plumbing so much that I wouldn't give it up even if I were getting a slice of Peach's cake every day".

>>389613541
yeah, only in the context of "the depths of your mom"

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>>389613926
No, these results said these people are into pipes and leaks and shit. Look for yourself its clean

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>>389612183

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>>389614267
wow

>>389612291
>>389612427
>>389613158
Not this shit again. Listen you fucks, this is nothing like Miyamoto making an announcement that the Koopalings have been reconned from being Bowser's children. All that happened is the Odyssey website went up and made a cheeky remark on Mario's bio that he used to work as a plumber. You don't even know if Miyamoto wrote it. No one's saying Mario was never a plumber.

>>389616462
There's no way that's the original dialogue, I keep seeing this stuff from Super Paper Mario but I find it hard to believe it was really that aware

>>389612291
In Jap culture, social caste is everything.
The poor cannot do things the rich can do.
That's why mario can't be a plumber. If he's a plumber, how can he play tennis? That makes no sense because tennis and other fun activities are for higher caste members!

Just another retarded 3rd world inhuman bullcrap logic being shoehorned into things.

>>389612183
Literally who cares?

>>389613158
Yeah, but who gives a shit tho. Mario's lore and story is literally entirely inconsequential and irrelevant.

>>389616847
I think it's Color Splash.

>>389612941
This. Normies barely fucking care about this, and actual vidya fans have no reason to give a single fuck what Mario's canon job is

got 4 slots open for tm farming. what should i start on now? 4 ludmilles or 4 leons for quick farms? Some lb tms for rikku? 4 vanilles for if I ever pull a decent mage? Only one dark knight soul is needed since they cant stack, right? How many dualcasts is necessary?

>>389612183
>normies
don't you have school in the morning