ITT guess the game

>>389584609
Infamous

Infamous

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>>389584609
Infamous. You fucking suck at this.

>you awaken
>land on a alien world
>fight aliens
>blow up

>break out of prison
>fight monsters
>set yourself on fire

>this isn't the bank

Your a fag with a magical sword but it isnt really your sword its you rivals and you get cucked until james p sullivan inspires you to uncuck yourself and cuck your revival back

>>389584791
Dark Souls, ez.

>You defend it
>not really youre just here for kills
>-25

Danny phantom

>Wake up
>Walk to town
>fight some orcs
>fight some hooded dudes
>go to some aztec place if you want to
>fight some dragons
>fight the master dragon

>>389584609
Charles Barkley Shut up and jam gaiden

>your cousin wants to ride your bones
>medieval planet
>4th dimension
>you probably bang the blue haired girl in the end

>>389584765
Halo:CE

>wake up
>meet your best friend(subjective)
>defeat a bunch of bosses
>defeat the mafia
>defeat 4 more bosses
>defeat 1 more boss

You get invited to a party but the host isn't there so you go look for them inside their multidimensionnal house collecting celestial bodies to go defeat the bad guy and free them.

>illegal alien
>caught by authorities
>put on death row
>saved by lizard
>become lizard overlord

>>389585301
Skyrim

>the real you is in a coma
>you are walking around in another fake body
>monsters try to take over the real world
after their world is invaded
>final boss who's conciousness is divided among all the monsters you fought, is really a being from another plane of reality who caused all this just to study people
>become a detective

>>389585132
dogma?

>>389584609
>get your powers from explosion
m8 you did this way too easy

>enter an abandoned house
>so you can finish what you started

>>389585390
LA noire

>>389585253
bloodborne?

>>389585390
Prey 2006

>>389585390
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

>play through it once
>tell everyone it's the best game ever
>actually pretty mediocre
whats its name /v/?

>go for medical check up
>go kill monsters
>become a cripple

>>389585132
Gothic 2

>>389585591
The Witcher 3

>open cafe
>fuck cats

>>389584609
>humanity is divided into three sects
>each hero comes from one of these sects
>each hero has to defeat their former leader of that sect
>you finally kill the second snake jockey

>>389585734
nekopara, ez

>a literal genius and some japanese dude
>team up to uncover the biggest social experiment in the history of Britain

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>your son is the father of all robots

>guy killed family member
>mc goes crazy
>Mr.Robot.jpg
>get guy who did it
>choosing to kill him or not effects nothing

>>389585882
professor layton?

>>389584609
>your dad got drunk and fucked some shit up
>now that he is sober he desperately wants you to bring him things to set on fire
>if you are ever late bringing him stuff he will become violent

>>389586026
katamari

>wife killed and son crippled from home intruder
>son kidnapped
>track son with mentally disabled women

>Go to church
>Go on adventure
>Kill God because it tried to cockblock you

>Italians cunts stab you in the back
>you retaliate
>pope excomunicate you

>>389586139
yep

>>389586142
toddout 4

>>389586142
Finding Nemo?

This is a vidya thread nigga.

>You come to kill a man
>End up blowing everything up

>team up with cat
>fight monsters
>fight mech

>Lose to samurai
>kill the Senator

>you play as a special forces soldier
>your mom keeps trying to scare you

>play as a lesbian bartender
>all your clients are gay
>the entire game is nothing but memes

<princess peach has been kidnapped
g>o through 8 worlds
>>
kill bowser i guess

>>389586453
Sen no Kiseki II

>>389586701
Nanomachines

>>389585598
Bloodborne?

>be robot
>kill less advanced robots to save humanity
>4D ghosts tell you that humanity is already dead and everything was just a massive coverup

>>389586701
metal gear rising
>>389586824
valhalla something, i forgot the name
>>389586908
(you)

>>389585591
BoTW

>you're in a coma
>Driving and body snatching

>>389586014
vs ace attorney, yeah.
>wake up
>have to play some autistic math game
>talk to some chick from the past
>escape the basement only for it to happen again in a few decades

>>389586814
First Encounter Assault Recon

>>389586996
>Valhalla
Yep

>be handsome
>Kill Russian dude and leave with nothing

>you try to not commit treason
>your family dies anyway

>nothing happens

>>389587192
hotline miami, unless you're refering to a single russian

>go to find wife
>find wife
>kill wife

>is ambiguous you did caused the explosion
>black bane blames you for causing the explosion
>you can cause the explosion at the end

>>389587028
Driver San Francisco.

>arrive late for work
>suddenly shit breaks out
>everyone died except for you
>now they want you dead
>you kill them all plus some aliens

>>389586172
medieval 2?

>go to work
>ruin someone's lunch
>end of the world as we know it

>>389586814
F.E.A.R

You hear 3+3 so fucking often that you want to blow your brains out

>>389587234
Final Fantasy Tactics????

>You're a generic hero
>Bad guys show up
>You go on a journey to fight them
>Your girlfriend was one of the bad guys all along

>>389587436
yep

>be retard
>play heads or tails
>lose
>get angry, be forever alone

>>389585253
Mario 64

>>389586157
Monster Girl Quest?

>get drunk, drive to work
>meet qt3.14
>ignore her for other woman
>everything explodes

>retard from birth
>everyone you know is in mortal danger
>are chosen to save everyone
>they just wanted to get rid of you
>save everyone regardless
>sent away to a more suicidal mission
>come back victorious
>get kicked out for good
>they feel bad for you
>come along
>start a bloodline of heroic retards

>>389584923
kingdom hearts

>>389586975
nier automata, ez

>Bad guys fuck up your hometown and kidnap your friend
>They intend to unleash an ancient power
>You go after them, kill them, and reunite with your friends
>You unleash the ancient power anyway

>>389585936
Copout 4 (now with VR!)

>be a family man
>have anxiety
>hate aquariums

>>389587492
Nope

>evil AI takes over

>the you from the past travels to your present in order to hunt you down and kill you

>>389584609
>world is medieval fantasy
>but wait its not
>kill dragon
>sinks beneath the waves in techno castle
>everyone thinks you're dead
>you faked your death and fucked off with your loyal robot soldier to become farmhands

>underwater custody battle

>wake up in confined room
>receive orders from an AI
>memes

>>389587917
Chrono Trigger mixed with Of Mice and Men

>>389585936
Fallout 4

>easily confused man meets fugly Chinese woman and together they kill a shemale

>>389587796
Eightfold Patriarch.

>>389587917
Phantasy star 3?

>>389587973
"the cake is a lie" has to be one of the most forced and cringiest meme. I'm glad it's dead.

>>389585240
Pokemon

>the guy who had no reason to disguise himself or kill you ends up revealing his true self and tries to kill you

>>389587492
Deus ex: HR?

>>389587463
half-life

ez pz

>>389588210
Nope

>here are some monsters

>>389585390
Evil Within

>>389587542
bioshock ez
>wife dies
>becomes junkie
>destroys a fucking chopper

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>you travel through cyber space in a computer mainframe
>Trying to stop it from shutting down
>It fights back for a while
>Game sequel (prequel) is named after you

>>389585501
Rofl, it's Super Mario fucking 64.

>>389587295
Haven't played it, but Resident Evil 7?

>scooby doo gang helps mentally challenged detective catch equally retarded serial killer

>>389588306
Nah, but you're in the right genre. It's survival horror. There are multiple endings, mine is one or two of them.

>>389586172
Assassins creed 2

>the plot of kill la kill but with trained pets

You destroy the game's authors in the end.

>>389587682
Fallout

>>389588254
No, but here's your hint:

It is also set underwater.

>>389588498
Alan Wake

>>389587414
blue shift?

> You play a horny kid trying to help a clumsy girl escape her overbearing mother's house.

>>389588009
>>389588056
Nope

>>389587542
>>389588548

Soma. Terrible game.

>try to bring down the Russian mafia
>end up fighting north Korea
>also ancient Chinese wizard and sewer zombies.

>post apocalypse
>black dude talks about you a lot

>>389588625

Fallout 3.

>Run across a highway
>Get the shit beaten out of you
>Defeat a bunch of your old squad mates
>Defeat your old commander

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>drive to West Virginia
>fight a bunch of monsters
>talk about pizza
>remember some stuff
>realize you wasted your time
>kill yourself

>>389587054

Zero escape

>You get back home
>It's turned to shit
>You kill both your dads

>ayylmaos are killing everyone
>you go to kill ayylmaos
>turns out they're not ayylmaos
>you kill them anyway
>you feel bad about it
>sequel has elderly man named after famous conquerer helping you come to terms with your mistake
>you were meant to be their savior but you are instead their destroyer

>>389588697
It works, but it wasn't the game I was thinking of

>>389588618
Yes, and yes. Should've just been a movie or some other kind of series.

>>389588562
Kinda fits but i was talking about another game.

>>389586935
yep

>apocolypse
>adoptive-daughter is kidnapped

>>389588572
Was thinking Half Life itself but guess this also works

>>389588727
Metro?

>Some bitch nigga that you give a necklace ends up killing the main bad guy

>>389588892
Correct!

>>389587234
paper's please?

>The main enemy is lighthouses

>>389588887
The Witcher 3

You team up with a skinny elf, a bulky bull, and a manly handsome knight to defeat the big green giant and save a loli.

Keep right, jump, keep right, jump four times, keep right again, jump, keep right, jump, keep right, jump repeatedly, jump, jump, jump, jump, keep right, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump jump jump jump *whistle*

>>389588619
True Crime LA

>one of mcs get nuked by a magical hex but survives
>hex is created from a body of a girl who liked him
>they extensively tortured her to do so
>mc goes nuclear

>>389588887
lisa

>>389588948
Yyep well done! I was about to post the answer since i'm going to bed and I thought I went too abstract

>>389585497
>>389585535
>>389585567
>>389588249
nope

>>389588960
Haven't played it so that probably fits, but not what I'm thinking of.
>>389589029
Ye

>>389586271
Just Cause 2?

>>389588952
Golden Sun?

>>389589016
Correct.

>>389588936
Oblivion

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>wake up
>kill everything that moves

>>389589020

BoFIV? Granted Fou Lu isn't an MC unless you're counting the brief period you play as him.

>>389589094
yes

>>389589102
Yes

>The powerhouse of the cell

>>389584923
>james p sullivan

>>389589116
Doom?

>>389589106
Yesh

>>389585218

Star Ocean 3

>late for work
>work place gets some guests
>you visits the guests home
>free some slaves on the way

>everyone wants to either
>rape you
>play with you
>cut your stomach open
>while you have no idea why and just want to get the fuck out of this castle

>>389589116
System Shock 2?

>>389589119
Yes.
Fou-Lu is another side of Ryu and both of them are main chraracters.

>>389589309
Super Mario 64?

>>389589290
Resident Evil?

>>389585591
Your very own thread

>>389589290
HL

> Original game is all about free will; fighting fate, changing history, and making your own destiny.

> Sequel has you play the pawn in someone else's plan for 99% of the game, then you finish by undoing what you did in the first game because fighting fate and changing history just screwed everything up.

>you cover for a friend
>everyone hates you now
>run around doing quests
>people always try to kill you
>everyone fucking dies at the end

Your psycho girlfriend cuts your hand off.

>>389587295
Silent Hill 2

>>389584609
infamous

>>389587295
Silent Hill 2

>a game you need 50 quarters to play
>you make 1 step and it is game over

>>389589403
no
>>389589465
correct

>>389589515
Phantom Pain?

>>389588009
>>389588056
Since it doesn't seem like anyone else is going to guess, the game was Shining Force.

>you can say yes or no in different ways

>some old guy fucks the world in the ass
>up to 4 people who hate each other to fix the guy's mistake
>they do it by doing the most mundane of tasks to reach the next step
>suddenly time travel

>>389589497
Chrono trigger and Cross

>>389589657
Fallout 4

>you're in space in a tight bodysuit
>so is your girlfriend
>so is your brother
>so is everyone on this god damn space station
>ayyliens arrive
>ayyliens speak English and it is completely justified
>ayyliens that don't speak English arrive and blow everyone up
>you can choose to save your brother or your girlfriend
>ride around in the desert for a while
>if you went with thr girl she can suddenly shoot guns now
>no idea what happens next, the gameplay sucks and I'm done

>>389589309
amnesia?

>>389589372
Nope
>>389589752
Wrong, but it is a horror game

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>>389585390
SOMA

>Find some dumbass hat
>Have to learn a fucking made up language to progress any further
>stop playing there

>Go to movies with gf
>shit goes down
>gf's dad was the bad guy
I feel like this is too easy

>>389589693

Advent Rising?

>>389589587
Nope.

>>389589816
Someone other than me played it? Why?

>Your fellow species mocks an Ork on live TV
>Ork Gets pissed
>Ork Seals all the adults in stone, only able to wobble side to side here and there
>Adventure ensues
small fees included

>>389589814

Viewtiful Joe.

>be american
>go to europe for some rescue mission
>commit genocide

You fight:
>former child star
>Oprah expy
>mole person
>living monument
>the Internet
>famed cultist
>corporate demon
>goldfish ghost
>Euro-trash vampire
>time traveling mariachis
>more former child stars
>alien ape
>elder god scholar
>boy pharoah
>ventriloquist dummy
>Eldritch bunny

>>389589948
Resident Evil 4

>>389589883

I was young. Need closure though.

>>389589683
you can say no in fallout 4?

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>>389589995
Then again, it was easy

>>389589549
Correct!

>You try to defeat the Saturday morning cartoon villain but keep failing.

>>389585016
Doto

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>completely the best game ever
>best game every year
>you're an idiot if you never bought it

>die
>wake up
>ghost of a colleague tells you to kill the other colleagues
>the colleagues all have wacky powers, but you persevere and kill them all, including the one who woke you up
>give a giant fuck you to ghost colleague in the end

>Kid forced to leave town to save the world
>meet qt3.14
>time travel

>>389590106
Fallout: New Vegas

>>389589679
There it is.

Chrono Cross: one of the biggest middle fingers in all of gaming.

And this is from someone who actually LIKED Chrono Cross.

>>389589984
nmh?
demon souls?

>Large feline individual loses amphibian friend
>Eventually captures said friend after multiple weird and wacky escapes
>This success however, is short lived due to the nefarious and shocking actions of one siblicidal robot
>Finally, after rescuing his friend once more from the insides of a great monster, our hero descends in glory back to his jungle home

>>389589809
>SOMA

Did you reply to the wrong post by mistake or what

>crash on a blimp
>some dying fag gives you a ring

>you are your own bane

>>389590203
No. It's a point-and-click game.

>>389590291
I can’t believe it! I mean you, and…and then the zeppelin, and…and the fire! And the altar says that–... Do you have any idea what all of this means???

>>389589260
Yeh

>>389587258
abzu

>>389590238

Sonic Adventure, Big the Cat's story.

>>389590139
murdered soul suspect?

>>389587295
gears of war 2

>Apocalyptic world where you are the last human alive, you find out where your place is in this world is as you travel
>You find another female survivor but they run and travel the world for them
>game shows the last moments of many types people in items you find as you travel
>fight ghosts and monsters that formed from the appocolypse.
>find last survivor, turns out they were a ghost and you really are alone.

>you traveled back in time and accidentally saved the main villain
>you travel back in time again to shoot yourself before you saved him
>everyone is now Russian.

>>389589885
Spyro

>beat the shit out of criminals
>beat the shit out of your former co-workers
>beat the shit out of your brother

>>389590639
I really want to know this game

>>389590562
Not shakespearian enough.

>>389590639
>>389590704

Singularity

>>389587796
octodad

>>389590639
>>389590704
It's Singularity. Fun shooter, if a bit repetitive.

>>389590639
sounds like Singularity

>>389590253
nah i just watched my roommate play it half the time, didn't really pay close attention but wasn't the monster you or some shit, and your consciousness got diverged

>angel
>sunset
>cloudman
>encounter
>alter ego
>smile
>lion

>break out of jail
>some asshole watches you kill all his friends
>fuck off to space

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>>389590527
Indeed it is!

>>389587657
Yup

>>389589035
Haven't beat it yet so the second to last line I'm not too sure about but is it Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth?

>>389588618
eat shit

>>389590862

The only thing close to Soma in that post is the line about being in a fake body, because the plot is about copies of human minds being uploaded into robots.

>>389584609
>some guy sends you to a city
>you're just some nerd who has no idea where he is or what he should do
>the cops try to bust you when you're found in a place where you shouldn't be
>you inadvertently end up taking down the local regime by yourself

>>389590694
Yakuza

>>389591330
HL2

>>389591149

If I wanted to eat shit I'd probably enjoy Soma.

>>389591348
Nah, think PC and a bit more obscure

>oh jeez i'm running late!

>>389591493
Spiderman 2

>>389589809
Legend of zelda: Minish cap?

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>>389590196
WRONG

>>389591527
Nope

>>389591561

Doesn't require you to learn a made-up language to progress.

>Exiled to another planet for 100 years because of your failure for letting humans get your tech

>you fight a giant robot chicken god powered by the goo of dead people harvested by an evil ancient cult
>while using a giant Babylonian robot god powered by your best friend who felt sorry for killing your dad and drunkenly sacrificed himself to power it up.

>>389591758

Predator Concrete Jungle.

>>389591147
Wow you're bad
Literally obvious on the 4th line

>papá fucked up again
>you gotta fix the shit
>fix the shit
>accidentally conquer the galaxy

>you team up with a crying cloud, a heroic doll, your arch nemesis, and your girlfriend to fight a weapons dealer.

>>389592252

Mario RPG

>>389592190
Yeah, I fucked up that part.

>i'll torch him

>retired
>bored as fuck
>shitty pirates storm my home
>fuck they stole public property
>get it back
>go to war because I'm told to
>reunite with my bros
>win war
>my bro will take credit for my final strategy but that's fine
>meet another bro, wise guy
>discover gate to hell
>one eyed motherfucker also found one
>destroy a battering ram
>back to earth I end up in the desert
>meet 8/10 would fuck
>keep following one eyed bastard
>awake an old god
>fuckthisshit.jpg
>travel north
>cold as tits
>help manlets out
>old guy tricks us and almost gets us killed
>fucking locals
>go back to hell and stop one eyed asshole
>lose wise bro
>pulled a Gandalf on us, stays dead
>one eyed dick has us cornered
>old bro from war saves our asses
>we're even for stealing my idea
>captured one eyed bitch
>cut off his head
>shit, tricked again
>go back home
>one eyed son of a bitch waiting for me there
>tell my friends to leave
>now's personal
>one eyed cocksucker crushed by a statue of his dad
>home is destroyed forever
>get the biggest promotion in the universe
>hope my son doesn't become a fanatical religious asshole

dragon dildo worshipping not-orcs fuck shit up

>go on vacation
>your family is kidnapped by foreign soldiers
>evacuate to nearest civilization
>the people are dirty third worlders
>trapped there until kidnapped by a rogue squad of Aryan master race
>Aryans want you to help them
>flee with them to the nearest civilization (a different one)
>they're dirty third worlders (different ones)
>try to help dirty savages
>foreign soldiers try to kidnap you
>you're kidnapped by master race again instead
>the leader of the Aryans turns out to be a family friend
>turns out that you, her, and your childhood friend are the ultimate ubermensch

>>389592520
The point is to not post a fucking wall you cringy fucking sperg
Its not funny and you're not funny

>you fight vampires through perverted techniques while searching for a cure to your vampirism.

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>>389589672
dankest dungeon

>>389592628
Oh well, I'm not taking it down again. Just wanna see how guesses.

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>a bunch of insects turn against you and fuck up your land
>you get power-ups from cans
>in the end you fight oversized anorexic-buff frogs
Everyone else makes their descriptions as detailed as possible, fuck that shit.

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>>389584609

Can I get more edits of this

>family gets kidnapped
>escape
>search the west indies to find them

>>389591679
Not him but you need a jabber nut to understand the minish language if I remember right.

>>389590321
wolves hunt in packs

>>389593091
Is it Pirates! ?

>>389592212
We Love Katamari?

>>389592474
Spyro the dragon

>shipped to kill aliens
>get stranded
>stay forever in stasis

You get off a boat and fuck off for 40 hours

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>>389593427
u know it man

>mom ded
>gotta find dad
>dad ded
>gotta help dad's friends
>now I ded

>you're best friend turns evil
>you're friend's sister, who may or may not be romantically into you, turns evil as well to protect her brother
>you go super saiyan on their asses
>fight the real evil by ascending to super saiyan 2
>real evil turns out to be a little kid who was probably possessed or something
>also your friend and his sister may or may not have an incest relationship.

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>autist and his squad of mentally unstable power rangers
>band together to stop a literal 10-year-old, a blue-haired John Lennon, and worldwide nuclear meltdown
>pic probably not related

>it literally is a bit of like counter-strike without the rounds
>it's literally counter-strike
>keep going and going and going

>>389593664
Drakengard?

>>389585390
The Bureau?

>saga last for two weeks of never ending violence for the main character's eyes

>you fight hobos and scream at people until their heads explode.

>>389584923
>STEP ASIDE

>>389593763

Nope.

>>389593352
Yes

>hey guys, I know our countries going through a depression right now, but why don't we use the rest of our money to build a giant laser and conquer other countries?

>>389592768
Nope

>supposed to save the world from satan
>gamble for 10 hours straight
>give up cuz the game takes too long

>>389589515
Yakuza 1.

>>389594116
Ace Combat?

nobody will get this because nobody has played this game
>wake up on park bench
>alien suddenly shows up and tells you to get on his ship
>shot down by evil organization
>collect fuel for alien while defeating evil organization
>get the last fuel thingy and alien betrays you
>villains who were actually the good guys bring you home

Repostan because nobody ever gets it.

You betray your partner who's trying to kill himself to a guy who betrays you so he can kill you and your partner so he can't kill himself so then you betray him with your partner so you can kill yourselves and then your partner goes on a suicide mission which he tries not to die on so you can kill him and yourself. The main story ends with you succeeding to kill yourself but failing and then being manipulated into killing yourself by somebody who's success depended on you not killing yourself because killing yourself would make his job easier. Then the other partner who was helping you kill yourself earlier and you fight the other guy so you don't have to kill yourself.

>you end up in a small world with no memory
>team up with a masochist, a slut, a retard, and an Asshole.
>turns out the Asshole was bodyswapped by an evil dog
>the 3 retards with you find the courage and fortitude to stop being retarded and remember their past
>you then fight ancient evil with the power of friendship
>ancient evil is actually chill and is amazed about the power of friendship that he lets you live and stops his destruction.

>>389594385
Diablo 2

>>389592792
Rayman 3

There's a stuck door then you go to unstick somebody else's door but they both die so you go open some boxes and find duke nukem and go to his old job where he sends you through a bunch of alium caves to turn some stuff on then you go back and charge a battery and leave work early when Dook's friends steal a car for you.

>>389594663
Nope

>>389588960
>apocalypse

>Get home from the land of "it ain't me"
>Little brother wants to see bands
>He gets killed by a shethed blade
>You try to get revenge

>>389585434
Re7?

>>389592520
Age of Mythology

Could condense it down to:
>follow cyclops nigger as he tries to initiate multiple jailbreaks
>put Humpty Dumpty back together again in the desert
>become a literal god

>fall into a wormhole
>meet qt
>she tells you to find this guy that hates tree people
>turns out his wife was just a bitch and told him to attack the tree people
>the kind-of-father of the qt from earlier tells you that you're fucked, she's fucked, everything is fucked
>become the immortal king and fuck off with her

>>389585591
New Vegas

> Meet up with friend you helped break out of a magical prison in the last game.
> You did such a good job dealing with his prick sons that he asks you to to rescue his wife from his prick dad.
> Hop around a bunch of islands flipping switches and rolling balls.
> Understand fuck-all about anything
> Find a schoolhouse
> Learn to count to 5
> Everything makes sense now
> Hop around a bunch of islands flipping the right switches and rolling the right balls
> Rescue wife from giant tree
> Find prick dad and convince his dumb ass to get locked up in magic prison.
> Find giant telescope
> World falls apart and you fall into an endless star field

>>389594996
Ride to Hell: Retribution?

>>389595115

Why condense it though? I think that was beautiful

>>389595183
Riven?

>>389594694
i am glad someone noticed

>>389595441
Right on!

>edgy teenager
>door

Maybe I said too much.

>>389595249
Yeah

>arrive shithole island
>travel to shithole city
>get told you might be a god by a half-naked drug addict
>he was right

>>389595591
Persona 3?

>We made teleporters
>Aliens are coming in
>Go shoot the aliens
Hint, it's not Half-Life

You save the world through the power of music
Third girl is best girl

>>389595746
Yup

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>evil guy wants to beat heroes or something
>begs evil god (you) to build his dungeon
>dungeon ecosystem and monster breeding bullshit
>evil guy does nothing else but explain things or get caught by heroes

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>>389584609
>play as a diverse group of delinquent teens in colourful outfits
>Cause so much mischief they eventually send armies,mafia,gunmen and giant mechs out to kill your crew.
>Even willing to make a clone of one of your members to distract you from bombing a residential facility with your friend trapped in there
>Is this story even true?

>>389595738
Morrowind

>play as boy
>beat the other boy
>win the game

>you are a prisoner and everybody throws insults at you
>you do a clever move to break out and eventually restore order in the city

>>389584609
>wear tap shoes while running errands for a goat man, gotta pay rent somehow

>>389596293
poking mon

>your mentor is kidnapped
>loudmouth lizard stalks you everywhere
>collect multicollored mcguffins
>your rival is turned into a furry and becomes angry
>culturally enrich a cute mechanical girl
>have a giant mech fight with darth vader around the solar system
>big bad takes your powers but you regain them through the power of love from your fans

>>389589809
>>389593789
nope
>>389591148
Finally.
This game shocked me, it had no right being that good

>>389594971
The wild hunt and the cunjuction of spheres are pretty much that

>>389596031
badman
someone else from here actually played it

>vampires kidnap you and turn you into one of them
>get rescued
>start hunting other vampires by stealing their clothes to expose them to sunlight

>>389589984
It was Sam and Max: Freelance Police.

>>389599040

Haven't played it, but I assume that's Akiba's Trip?

>>389599436
You got it.
Pretty mediocre game, but at least it introduced me to Way of the Samurai.

>Fall into a cave
>Can either save everyone whos trapped in cave or kill em all
>Final boss is a king
>Final final boss is his son

I love a good spoiler thread

>Plot centers around a land that used to be a kingdom, but a bunch of bastards became immortal and overthrew it
>All of the people in the kingdom were put to death, but a couple of children survived
>Using fancy new weapons they decide to take on the immortal bastards
>Turns out their weapons are a dime a dozen by the game's end, and they lose the war anyway
>Lots of collecting gemstones and rings
>WWI dieselpunk theme

>>389594594
Tetris

>>389584609
Grab some friends and kill some monsters, but try not to go crazy while doing so!

>>389584609
>Oh. I was the monster the entire time!
>Huh.

>>389593531
Shenmue 2

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>>389584609

>You have severe depression
>You're an alcoholic , a drug addict & a smoker
>decide since you got nothing better to do you might as well fly out to brazil
>man all these free drinks sure are tasty
>FUCKING NIGGERS KIDNAPPED A GIRL
>BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR HUEHUHEUHUHUHEUEHUHU FIHLO DE PUTA FIHLO DE PUTA
>Bruh i can like slow down time , looks dope too
>probably should lay off the pills

>>389587054
PT

>>389600947

Drakengard

>>389602010

Max Payne 3

>>389602010

3ez, Max

>>389588471
I don't know but now I gotta play that shit

>>389588986
Mario 3

>>389589497
Madoka magica main series and movie

>>389600149
>tripfag
post ignored

>>389590694
Double dragon co-op

>aliens blow shit up
>travel through time so aliens don't blow shit up

>>389591561
Fez

>>389592671
Akiba's trip

>>389596046
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

>>389589809
Fez?

>>389584609
>Dig a hole and drink until you punch someone's cat
Really easy one