How not to hand a N64 controller

>>389558254
Why the fuck did they just leave a spilling beer there

>>389558254

>that beer spilling onto the table onto the floor

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how not to handle a gamecube

>>389558254

Not gonna lie, I'd shag the hook-nosed brunette after a couple of shots.

why are white womyn fugly

what the fuck is going on in that webm jesus

>>389558372
>a fat whore pretends she fell so she can feel a man grabbing her
what did Kinsey mean by this?

>>389558469
That's Kelsey and she's the most down to earth girl.

>>389558372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJUXMT8bmcM

>>389558604
Kelsey is the little one with mini shorts?
How can you call girl that dress like a whore ''down to earth'' ? at best she is living in her own bubble

Who the fuck are those people?

the girl with the tanktop looks lewd

>>389558702

Found the /v/irgin dweeb

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>>389558702

i know for a fact you have never interacted with a woman thinking that a woman wearing a tank and short shorts is somehow unusual or removes their ability to be reasonable.

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>>389558884

But it removes mine if you catch my drift

Fuck Kelsie is sexy, I'd bang her anytime.

>>389558884
>woman that wear that kind of prostitute short
>reasonable
You are the one who never had an experience with women.

>3DPD
>ecelebs
cancer

>>389558884

Don't bother arguing, the only women he's seen are in burqas

>>389558254
>>389558372
They look like they are the cast for offshoot porn.
>>389558334
You may want to drink more with friends.

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>>389559315
>no u

just proved his point

>>389558254
god,americans are so fat.

>>389559572
>You may want to drink more
Nobody should want to do that shit.

>>389559620
>I don't love to show my legs to virgins it's literally hot XD
>It's comfortable as fuck xD

>>389559691
You play vidya for mind altering experience. Responsible drinking can make good games great.

>>389558372
dumb fucking pig.

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>>389559674
thats the best part anon

>>389558604
I wanna cuddle Kelsey

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>you will never play videogames with the metal jesus crew

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>>389559572
>They look like they are the cast for offshoot porn.
damn you're right

>>389561069
I'd just wanna play with Metal Jesus really
>you will never watch a porno featuring the metal jesus crew

>>389561069
>she will never blowjob you while you play Mario Kart 64

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Reggie is never seen on the couch for some reason

>>389558604
>down to earth

LITERALLY

SHE'S LIKE 4 FUCKING FEET TALL

>>389561069
>>389562769
>>389558254
STANDING

BLOWJOBS

>>389558469
half jew half asian

>>389558598
>>389558632
>>389559572
>>389559917
Fun Fact: this fat pig doing this actually fried Metal Jesus's Gamecube

>>389559572
>drink more with friends

Not even that guy, but how is that supposed to excuse people drinking at your house and shitting up the place?

>>389563814
It was a flaw in the HDMI adapter that caused it to arc out when it was jostled.

>>389558334
>not drinking hipster beer brands
Its plastic foam meant to look real for aesthetic

>>389563814

I've seen videos of Gamecubes being dragged behind cars and still functioning. If that little fall killed it then the only explanation is God hated that Gamecube and had to intervene to wreck it.

>>389566214
Metal Jesus has a modded gamecube

>>389558372
Oh no that poor man's toy

>>389558254

What even is this supposed to be a picture of?

>>389558372
This upsets me.

>>389558254
GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE COUCH!

>>389566214

It was one of those dumb finicky HDMI mods people are jerking off over these days. Like, just play on original hardware you fucks

>>389558254
i'd come from behind and squeeze that little porky waist of hers

man, she's gonna be a little porker in 5 years. Happens to all short women. There's nowhere else for the weight to go.

>>389564753
That pelican brewing cream ale is dope on hot summer days tho

>>389558254
I don't understand how we even played with the N64 controllers back in the day. I played the n64 over the labor day weekend with a bunch of friends, and after like 10 minutes, I had to take frequent breaks cause the control stick hurt my thumb.

>>389567775
White "people" plus one milk dud

>>389564448
wouldn't have happened if miss piggy didnt drunkenly leap across the room

>autistic heavy metal rock music starts playing

>>389568118

Yeah but who are these people, is there something I missed?

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>>389558254
I wanna lose my virginity to Kelsey!

>>389568078
Aww are you ok now though princess?

>>389568118
there's an asian jew in there

>>389568245
I don't know, some normalfag youtubers probably

>>389568274
Yeah I am, thanks for caring bby ;p

>>389568352
Modern Jews are still white.
One drop is all it takes.

>>389568246

>opeth
>super metroid
Neat

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>>389568246
>he hasn't lost his virginity yet

>>389567925
>man, she's gonna be a little porker in 5 years. Happens to all short women. There's nowhere else for the weight to go.
That's not true, I'm 26 and still skinny.

>>389568405
jews are less white than hispaniards or indians

you're an idiot

I'm an actual jew, we're not white

>>389567884
>just buy the 300$ original Kiketendo component cable you fucks

Still, Zelda X Pro's prototype mod should never have been sold with that faulty design

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>>389568715
>not white
99.9% of modern Jews especially in America have mixed heritage

>>389567775
It's called a social gathering. People leaving their house and going to meet other people to enjoy each other's company.

>>389568526
London?

kelsie is very out of place with that bunch of fat autists. she needs a real chad like me

>>389569679
Chad the fad

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>>389570027
tha'fuk you saying anon?!

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>>389568506
>those fucking shoulders

>>389564000
Nice trips but thinking a small amount of foam is "shitting up the place" is retarded. It's like you have never spilled a drink never mind opened a bubbly beer.

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>>389568246
>>389558254
>>389561069
>>389569679
>when Kelsey was younger she had little to no friends because she played games all the time and was indoors.
>got bullied by girls for being really short
>she said she just wanted a friend to spend time playing games together

>>389571325
>tfw no gaming time with kelsie to slowly seduce her and end up raping her tight asshole

>>389571325
I would bully her with my dick

>>389558254
I want to marry Kelsey to bad. She is so cute/sexy to me.

>>389558372
I want her to punch me in the dick like that

>>389571325
None of that would matter if she would turn down a guy for being short.

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this is bowser

>>389571325
>try to be her friend
>Shes snubs you because you're not the exact kind of friend she is looking for
there is no pleasing women, so who cares?

>>389572503
So she's the one who pushed out the Koopalings from her womb.

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>>389572503

>>389572537
What a crybaby. Looks matter, deal with it

>>389558372
Fucking embarrassing.

>>389572503
wow boswer sure let himself go

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>>389574139

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he needs reggie on more he's the only person on there who even fucking plays video games he buys

>>389558372
>>389558254
is this dsp's house??? he finally threw a party?

>>389558334
modern women are useless what do you expect

>>389567072
>mod something
>surprised it isn't as durable/stable as it was when you had it before
woah

>>389568246
how tall is she? she looks like my ex who was like ~~~ 4'9 (i'm 6'5 xD)

>>389558372
Man I hate fat people

>>389575831
To be fair that was her attention seeking female brain that did that but yeah fat bitches are useless

>>389558372
From the very start I would have expected that to happen. You can't trust this type of person with your shit.

>>389568872
And yet they don't identify as white except only when roleplaying on twitter to chastise "fellow" white people.

>>389568246
I-Is she asking me to kiss her feet?

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>>389576248

True. My experience the only time I did this shit.

>people know I have old vidya
>ask me to bring n64 over to some get together
>"MARIIOOO PARTY"
>roped into Mario party fucking 1 on n64
>constantly dodging wires, feet, miscellaneous obstacles every few minutes I stand up to get a beer since I hate the game
>after a while don't get a beer since I'm actually winning and having fun
>fat girl stands up, wobbles
>stop during my turn and look
>trips over every fucking thing imaginable as she lumbers to the kitchen
>system pulled forward, hits the floor and freezes
>"whhooooppps"
>everyone laughs as it happens
>few minutes later
>"mariiioooo kart"

>>389558372
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>389561069
who

>>389578179
>>system pulled forward, hits the floor and freezes
>>"whhooooppps"
>>everyone laughs as it happens
I hate normal people.

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>>389558372
mfw this actually destroyed his gamecube

>>389576737
>how to bitch and whine like /pol/

>>389558254
I like this channel

>>389568872
Jews don't even consider themselves White, stop shilling faggot.

>>389558254
Girl in the middle looks like she hasn't come to terms with the fact she's fat

>>389580002
the brunette? are you retarded?

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>>389561069
Why blur feet :( i wanted to see

>>389580185
obviously he's talking about the fat one.

>>389558372
can't wake up

>>389580495
this is the internet we're talking about, don't act like there aren't retards out and about

>>389562769

How many of those Fox statues exist? I worked in a store that had one. We'd adorn him with dumb shit on holidays and sometimes put him near the doors at close to freak out people.

>>389572184
She have every right to

>>389562769
why does every doom fan look like this

>>389581516
wtf is wrong with short guys, jackass?

>>389558372
I want to fuck that fat chick.

>>389583025

They're not some people's type, same as anything else. What gets you off is your business.

>>389583594

I'd game her cube if you know about the pussy smashing slump-busting shit I'm talking about bro.

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I wish she'd do porn.

>>389559728
Whatever you say Ahmed.

>>389585960

Show me pictures of guys posing with games like this.

>>389587269
fag

>>389587269
>boys and girls are different

wow who'd have thunk it!!!

>>389581516
Right back at her?

>>389558372
GameCubes are made of Nintendium, they don't break easily.

>>389575737
>xD

rope yourself lanklet

>>389561069
>kelsey will never sit on ur face while wearing her nazi eagle shirt.
Y live?

Edgy jokes and all aside, I just want to be friends with all of them, ya know?

>>389558254

>sitting on your knees on the couch
>sitting crossed legged on the couch

Why the fuck

>>389591028
Maybe her butt hurts.

>>389591457
And why do you think would that be?

>>389591028
she's hiding her stinky naked feet

>>389591028
Nigga fuck off
>Legs start to ache from sitting in same position
>Switch to cross legged, everything is now better.
It's only an issue if space on the couch is an issue because of multiple people, but they got a pretty big couch.

Do you think they had an orgy?

How many turns did they each have on Kelsey?

>>389591028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JR3_OtpJe8

>>389558254
Is this a meme? That's literally how you hold an n64 controller though her balance is a little off.

>>389558372
Cable broke the fall. Nothing to sperg about. Nintendium. Etc.
She just wanted the puppy and a little squeeze[spoiler ]

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>>389558372
Xbox doesn't have this problem.

>>389593413
Xbox didn't even need the breakaway cable, the damn thing was just so pigfat

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>>389593413

Post more Kelsey she's cute

>>389594430
here's a pic of her boobs

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are they actually good at videogames?

>>389595034
hnnnnng, moar!

>>389559129

Weird nose but still very cute. Is she half Asian?

>>389595034
Her greasy hair shows that she prioritize video games over anyone. And that's how we know it wasn't an act.

>>389558372
I would choke a person out dead flat if they did this to me.

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>>389578179
This kinda happened to me.
>be me
>have new found college friends over for a game of mk64
>playing and having a good time not trying too hard because i dont want to make the others not have fun
>tfw this one fat bitch in the back who did nothing but fart (wasn't invited someone just brought her along because she had nothing better to do) and eat cheetos starts being loud and annoying and picking on me
>tfw she goes to take the game out of the n64 because i was winning
>tfw i stood up and pushed her on the ground and screamed at her "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE"
>tfw they all left shortly after
never again

>>389576248
semi-related,
but I was at a friends house and let him play my 3DS XL while I played some N64.
Somehow, the stylus is just gone. Neither of us can find it anywhere.
We were in the same room for 3 hours and the stylus disappeared. wtf?

>>389597428
>be me

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>out

>>389558372
this is why i hate women

>>389597428
You did the right thing.
Fuck other people.

>>389572503
so long fat bowser

so do you think metal jesus hit that?

>>389598791
I always thought he was a cuck. He just seems like the type

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whats the longest gaming party you guys have ever hosted?

>>389598921
how old is she
where does she live
and how tall

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>>389558254
>based nigger at the bottom playing his weeb games instead of mingling with dyed hair normalfags because he fucking hates nintendo

Reggie is the only thing I watch in that fag's channel.

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>>389598921
>that tongue

>>389599137
how common is this? I don't stick my tongue out when I eat

>>389599058
24 (prob)
oregon
idk maybe 4'11-5'3

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>>389562769
Because >>389599132

Check his pick up videos with metal jesus, he has a really different taste to them except maybe shoot em ups because Jesus likes that too.

His favorite games are the Tales of series for example

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>>389599493
is reggie /ourguy/?

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>>389572503
>tfw I'd unironically bang her bc she looks like the girls I sleep with in real life


DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!

It's funny because the cute girl is the only one there that plays vidya

>>389559534
What is that all about?