Super Mario Odyssey

>>389556939
It will be the one with the lowest metascore

literally not possible for it to score above the galaxy games

Dont worry, ill give it a zero

>>389556939
Making fake pre-release metascore images is kind of sad

>>389557708
Unironically this. It will never get a 10 in user.

I guarantee you come release date OP will be the one shilling any and every negative review he can dredge up, and then laugh at "people who thought it would be a 10/10 game!" using screenshots of his own threads as examples.

>>389556939
Use a trip so we can publicly humiliate you later

>>389556939
100 won't happen even if it's perfect. BotW was and it got 98 and then 97 because of clickbait

>>389558016
The clickbait low score will be the new norm. Expect all games to get lower scores because jim sterlings views skyrocketed after his 7/10.

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>'''perfect scores'''

I really hate this. It feels like needless over hyping, which might eventually lead to someone purchasing the crap out of it and being ultimately let down as soon they find out it's not as perfect as media and outlets make it out to be. At least Mario x Rabbids has a somewhat more believable score, meaning, you won't have to worry about it being less than stellar.

That being said, how do you guys think that final boss'll work out? I already sort of know it'll involve Bowser in some manner, but I'd really like to see something inventive other than "lol big Bowser".

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>American Odyssey site changed one of their photos to this
>none of the other websites did
was it a mess up or intentional?

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>>389558016
>because of clickbait

shut your trap you pathetic pissbaby GGer!

>>389558218

Hold on, is Peach on a different pose and angrier?

>American Peach

Holy shit, Peach got Kirby'd the fuck out.

>>389558337
Her crown has eyes like Cappy

>>389558237
Jesus christ hes such a degenerate

>>389558448

Fuck, I didn't even notice it. I guess those anons who kept pointing out her crown looking like Cappy were on to something.

Cappy x Peach's tiara when?

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>>389556939
A few love colectatons.
This will be a pretty good niche game. With a top-tier details. E-celebs and journalist will not like it but give it a solid 7-9/10. 'Cause "muh mariow".

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>>389558237

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>>389557908
Fucking this. No one expects an actual fucking 100, it's just one faggot spamming this for later shitposting.

>>389558218
>Bowser hover handing
What a beta

>>389558754
Probably in the game, I wouldn't be surprised if Cappy has the same motivation as Mario to reunite with his loved one

Bowser's cap probably has a possessed ghost too

if the game ends in mario and peach getting married

oh gosh

>>389559550
they will never get married

>>389558568
nigga that shit is just like grade school glue. Shit just how sad and pathetic is /v/ that they genuinely want to believe that a dude did that to himself instead of just easily fucking faking it.

I know /v/ is really gay with the whole trap shit but god damn are they actually at another level with the whole wanting to believe this type of dumb shit

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>>389558016
>Botwfags still assblasted their game got criticized and had it's flaws pointed out

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>>389559550
>That feel when there will be a marriage, but it'll most likely be Cappy with whoever is in Peach's tiara

Talk about cucking Mario fans from seeing their ship come together. Besides, if either of them were to get married, the games would most likely end.

>>389557578
3d World somehow got a 93. It would take a TORtanic-tier disaster for this one to get any lower than that.
>>389557943
>Implying it isn't the same falseflagging shitposter

>>389559393
>Everyone's caps are haunted by spirits and ghosts

Talk about a ghastly odyssey.

>>389560050
>muh 3d world was bad
Somehow everytime a game is a little different, it's shit.

>>389560050
>3d World somehow got a 93. It would take a TORtanic-tier disaster for this one to get any lower than that.

Cry more, SM3DW was just fine. It felt like a 93 when I played it.

>>389560141
The caps also seem related to the Broodal enemies in some capacity, and the front of their airship has a rabbit that we haven't seen before

If this gets a higher score than galaxy, pm64, and sm64, ttyd videogames are fucking dead to me.

>>389556939

for every 10/10 review this game gets I'm going to spam 1/10 reviews.

just a heads up.

>>389563867
Same. By the way, I could use some help spamming 10s on Knack 2.

>>389563867
For every 1/10 review I'll spam hundreds of 10/10 reviews.

>>389563867
don't forget to create some more fake accounts to upvote Bloodborne and TLoU some more my fellow Sonyfriend
#4theplayers
#greatnessawaits
#LGBT

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>>389559870
>it's bowser jr. capturing peach with evil cappy
>mario ends up legally married to bowser jr.

>>389559845
>Sonybros still assblasted their entire existence got BTFO by one single game
the butthurt is still flowing strong with you guys

>>389556939
I played it at a convention last weekend and it was nowhere near a 100. 80 at the absolute most.

>>389566656
I played it a few months ago and I'd rate it around 125. 135 if you take the portability into account.

>>389567017
Out of 200 or 1000?

>>389567331
Out of 100, silly.

>>389566302
>Sonybros
>in an Odyssey thread

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>>389557708

>>389568504
holy shit that's fucking embarrassing

>>389558016
BotW wasn't even close to perfect. Honestly what I've seen of Odyssey so far suggests it's a much better game than BotW

>>389568685
It was hilarious to watch, actually, since it was so transparent. All it did wa smake the sony negroes appear immensely butthurt and afraid.

6 month later, they are still crying about BOTW

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>>389568880

>>389568504
This desu

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>>389568929
>It was hilarious to watch, actually, since it was so transparent.

I missed it when it happened because I was busy playing BotW, it really is hilarious.

>>389568880
BotW was rated on its merits, not its demerits. I'm sure SMO will have fewer flaws as a product, but it will not reinvent its series like BotW did.

>>389569392

How do you know?

>>389558237
BORN DIFFERENT

>>389559701
You are defending a litteral self proclaimed cuck
Who is obese, but not quite as his rainbow haired sjw landwhale ''wife''

Just because you don't like a certain videogames. What does that make you?

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>>389569507
What is there to "know"? Odyssey looks and plays like 64 and Sunshine. That's the main selling point.

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>>389559845
It's generally regarded as one of the greatest games ever made and one of the most hilarious humiliations /v/ has ever suffered.

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>Odyssey thread turns into BOTW shitposting

I'm pretty hyped for this game. It's a fucking brand new bona-fide flagship Super Mario game. You don't get much bigger events than that in Vidya. How could any self-respecting gamer not be excited?

>>389570570
>shitposting thread turns into shitposting
WOW

>>389571743
The fact that I have to drop 300 dollars to play the damn game in the first place is a little off putting.

>>389570463
Well shit if paid game journalists say it's good then it must be good

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I'm getting to the point in my hype where I want to see all the new shit, espeically worlds, that I can, but I still want to be surprised. The waiting it starting to become tough

>>389571948
>gaming costs money
WHO KNEW?

>>389557943
>we
Um, sweetie? Who is "we?" (:

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>>389571948
>The fact that I have to drop 300 dollars to play the damn game in the first place is a little off putting.
I know right? It's almost like Nintendo expect people to buy their hardware to play their games. What were they thinking?

>>389558218
SHE'S WEARING EVIL CAPPY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>389556939
Post yfw Mario Odyssey gets a lower score than Sonic Mania

>>389570463
No. PUBG is the greatest humiliation of /v/
>flavor of the month

>>389572565
That looks like girl Cappy to me.

>>389568504
the funny part is you nintendlards actually believe this was solely sonyfags rating down your shit game

>>389573116
The funny part is that BotW is in the history books as one of the greatest games of all time regardless of fucking metacritic.

>>389573116
Yep, it's called obsession.

>>389573116

Who else would be so obsessed with bringing down a fucking meta critic score that they would flood it would zeros?

>>389568504
Cody did the exact same thing but opposite.
Nintentards and Sonybros are one in the same

>>389573483
>sony drone filters to sonybro
God damn it

Imma give it a zero LOL

>>389573563
You should see what they did to nin ten year olds

>>389573116
they were sonygros. Just check their user pages.
>botw 0
>some uncharted 4 10
>bloodborne 10

>>389573671
nintenbros
It's probably just going to be nintenbro because that was the mods' sorry excuse to stop console war faggotry.
desu I see nintendo fans acting just as retarded as sony fans do nowadays, the success of the Switch really went to their head

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>>389568504
Jesus christ. Just how mad of a nintendo toddler do you have to be to make this? Sometimes I wish I could get this angry at video games. That is some pure, unadulterated, autistic passion.

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>>389573454
Gee, i wonder

i hope you know nintendo games keep selling way after their release
both zelda and mario sales will go up for years

>>389570089
Best games are the ones from below, damn they're good. Fuck the ones above, why the fuck does Miyamoto thinks that taking the linear 2D formula and implement it to 3D would work, I'm glad he has been backed off for Odyssey

>>389574535
Nah, Miyamoto actually wanted 3D Mario to be open world, but linear/simplistic Mario sold better so they continued in that direction.

>>389559701
He is an obese manchild who plays games for a living though, why would you put it past him? I mean he was stupid enough to post that image in the first place

>>389573976
>0 because it's too hard

I predict a 96 Metacritic and a 7.2 user score from butthurt Sony fans who can't stand the fact that all their exclusives are shit

>>389568002
Yes, because Xbox fags are clamoring for Mario games and PC fags don't have emulators.

Yes, Sonyfags aren't the ones wanting Nintendo to go third party at all.

>>389575156
my point was
>everyone that didn't like BOTW is a sonybro

>>389573116
you gotta admit sonyfans seem to hate nintendo a lot. like, to the point they'd rather see nintendo fail than sony succeed

>>389575452
>consoledrones hate any other system that's not their own and want them to fail
FTFY
Plenty of Nintendo fans here want MH World to fail because it's not on a Nintendo console

>>389558016
I refuse to believe that there's people in this world that don't like mario games.
Zelda on the other hand has gone from bad to worse in the last entries.

>>389576792
>Zelda on the other hand has gone from bad to worse in the last entries.

nice opinion

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>>389576792
Totally downhill.

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>>389558218
N-nani?

>>389556939
bing bing!
WAHOOO
so long gay bowser!
WAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
bing bing bing
AAAHAHAHAAA
bing
WAHOOO

>>389573278

It will be shit on by the very fans of the franchise once the next Zelda comes out, It's like you are new to this

>>389578314
This
It's already starting to happen now that people realized it's just a generic open world game
Boy the complete lack of good varied dungeons and there being nothing to explore other than korok puzzle places really did feel like Zelda, right?

>open EMPTY world
oh gee willickers, i can't wait!

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>>389556939
How much do you think meta will charge nintendo for a 100?

Its got to be a lot if sony couldn't buy bloodbornes rating any higher.

>>389579219
Nintendo would have to bribe every major reviewer that exists who can post their review on Metacritic.
No game will ever get a 100 reviewer score on Metacritic, there will always be at least one reviewer who sees flaws

>>389576039
yeah but most of the nintendo droning i've seen is ass kissing and dick sucking, nintendo can do no wrong kind of shit

the sony droning is clearly more about shitting on the other platforms, especially reaching red hot rage at the sight of anything nintendo

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>>389579518
More like it won't happen because of clickbait

>>389578529
>It's already starting to happen now
No it isn't.

>it's just a generic open world game
No it isn't.

>Boy the complete lack of good varied dungeons and there being nothing to explore other than korok puzzle places really did feel like Zelda, right?
>Literally 12 years old.

>>389580594
>literally 12 years old
If you're trying to imply the old tired "BoTW is like Zelda 1" meme YOU'RE the 12 year old.
BoTW is shallow and empty

>>389579518
>there will always be at least one reviewer who sees flaws
Toy Story 3 famously had the same shit happen to it, but way more obviously just some contrarian reviewer. The specific reviewer was famous for being contrarian on everything. The game could be flawless, though I doubt it will be, but someone will still drop the average for clicks.

>>389579518
>Nintendo would have to bribe every major reviewer that exists who can post their review on Metacritic.
As oppose to bribing most of then?

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>tfw no Monster Hunter World on Nintendo Switch

>>389582013
Don't take vitafags gig please

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>>389582419
>tfw no Monster Hunter XX localization on Nintendo Switch

>>389558218
Something like that seems like a huge plot twist, so I'm guessing it's a fuckup

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>>389582013
>>389582419
>>389582591
>ever since PSP MH titles I thought they were perfect for handhelds
>3DS was super underpowered and had shitty controls for MH
>Vita comes and goes with no MH
>we finally have the perfect Nintendo handheld for MH
>they go back to Playstation
>we're not getting XX localized
I'm actually upset. Not because I'm some fanboy that can only afford one system. But because now the only way to play it in a portable format is using my Vita for remote play and getting input delay out the ass. I hate Capcom. Go rerelease another Resident Evil you piece of shit company.

>>389573820
Dude every consolewarrior makes shit like this. There are dozens of screencaps of nintendo fanboys on /v/ saying stupid shit.