Dark Souls More Thread

>>389536831
Lore thread* sorry about the auto correct on that.

Just shoot youreself in the head, it's faster.

>>389536985
Is it that bad?

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>>389536831
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE THIS?!

Hi! I'm Jory Caron; and this is: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!

Today, we're going to microwave OP's stupid fucking post! Will it microwave? Let's find out!

Here at Jory Caron Enterprises, safety is our #1 concern. That's why we have this aluminium shield on our door, to protect our nuts.
Because NOBODY likes roasted nuts.

I'm going to go ahead and pop this in the microwave for about 2 minutes, because that's how long OP's status took me to realise how much of a fucking autist he is.

(Microwaves OP's opinion)

WOAH! Just as I thought! OP's opinion burns amazingly!

I guess it's true what they say about shit, it really DOES light on fire!

I'm Jory Caron, and this has been: Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?!

>>389537062
My opinions burn brightly. I truly am the Lord of Cinder!

>>389537129
Stop posting

>>389537195
I serioiusly want to know more though. And there's so many videos out there that I don't want to sit there and sift through a bunch of shit

>>389537281
> I don't want to sit there and sift through a bunch of shit
souls lore is not for you

>>389537656
Why? I'm fine watching 20 hours of videos if it's correct. I'm not fine with watching 20 hours of videos just to find one 15 minute correct one.

>>389537731
None of it is correct
It's speculation and fan theory

>>389538182
I see. Never mind then.

>>389536831
Just watch VaatiVidya, pretty much everyone else is irrelevant

>>389536831
>Starts with Dark Souls 3
>EXPLAIN TO ME THE LORE
Go play the fucking games you dumbass. Every single one is better than DS3.

>>389536831
Imagine being bound to this vessel for your entire life....

>>389536831
HE

>>389539040
>just eat this turd, it's the turd everyone eats so it must be tasty