HERE HERE HERE WE GO

but isnt all rap monkey rap?

HE HAS NO STYLE

quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and

HE HAS NO GRACE

>>389519968
STICK HIS FINGER UP YOUR ARSE

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>>389519968
>mfw i hear the record scratch at the beginning

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CG

CG
COCONUT GUN

>>389519968
The Ape of the Gorilla subspecies who refers to himself as an Ass,

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FINALLY

FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU

>>389520039
no

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IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

INFLATES HIS BALLOON

JUST LIKE A BALLOON

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JT
JONTRON

>>389521535
HE HATES THE BLACKS
HE HATES THE JEWS

>>389519968

What is it with this game?
Why do i love it as if it's the perfect game while also being aware and accepting of it's flaws?
I keep asking myself this question, especially with games like Banjo-Tooie, which was fantastic and more polished but DK64 is the one I always go back to perfering.
Honestly, I think it's because of the fact that you can play as 5 different characters any time you want, not mission specific either like that one Spyro game

>>389521829
Because memes.

>>389521829
I honestly like DK64 more than Tooie, sure the later one is more polished, but I prefer DK64's shitload of collectibles and the worlds not being extremely huge.
and the game being a broken mess makes it extremely fun to break or see random shit happening

Sorry I can't hear you over the fucking bullsht that is that fucking Rabbid Race in Fungi Forest

>>389524041
Now that I think about it, is even possible to beat the 2nd race without the trick to start with orangstand sprint?
I only got it ONCE, and that's because the rabbit got stuck.

>>389524242

I did it normally after a bazillion tries on the Wii U virtual console version

You have to be Pixel Fucking perfect and know the directions you need to go exactly

The camera is what fucks me over on previous attempts

>>389525109
>WiiU VC
That's must be hell

>>389525225

The only difference/struggle is that C button functions are on the right control stick, and at times it switches the wrong side because it's not buttons, but other than that it's playable

Thank god for save states though, Im not a casual but restarting mini games get repetitive so it saves time

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>>389519968
>HE'S THE HIGHEST OF THE BUNCH
>HE SMOKES IT WELL
>HE'S FINALLY BACK TO ROLL SOME L's

>>389526212
Big problem is that VC doesn't emulate lag, so some minigames like the Kong shooting gallery or the machine slot are twice as hard.
It also has sloppier controls since the analog is not as precise as the n64 one.

>>389524041
Nothing compared to the second beetle race. I think I'm the only one who has trouble with that son of a bitch.

>>389529485
Nah that's not that hard compared to the rabbit race.

>>389529636
Like I said, I'm the only one.

>>389521682
THIS ARAB HAS A BIG IQ

>>389520039
no, some of it's wigger rap

like eminem

>he may move slow
>he can't jump high
>but this kong's one fucking hell of a guy

How did they get away with that?

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PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

A lizard and a bat

>>389519968
https://youtu.be/dldJv9yZEp8

Obligatory.

>>389530531
and a snake in a hat

>>389519968
THERE HE IS THERE HE GOES AGAIN

>>389530686

>Related videos

>Haedox admitting he was wrong

What a day

>>389527212
>analog is not as precise as the n64 one.
I thought I was the only one who noticed this, zelda is a pain in the ass to play, try and aim with the arrow but you end up throwing a bomb instead and even trying to aim it it's so hard to get a precise hit how are the Wii U's sticks so shitty

He's back again. And about time too. And this time. He's in the mood. He can fly real high with his jet pack on. With his pistols out. He's one tough kong! -Diddy Kong

>>389519968
SO THEY'RE FINALLY

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>389520198
AND HAVE A SMELL