If you could have one mario powerup in real life what would it be?

the one where i can make a copy of myself.
we'd make a crowd of us and just have a huge orgy

>>389519050
Just use a mirror.

>>389518965
Fire flower. It's a good projectile, and protects me from a mortal hit once.

One time use?

>>389518965
That depends on you define "injury", I wouldn't want flight if it was extremely minor

>>389518965
>timed abilities
Gross

Feather

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>More of these shitty, limited duration choices.
Just as boring as last time you made this thread.

>>389518965
If the cape flying is like SMW flying, you could get hurt really easilly.
Being invincible for some seconds it's shit.
Fire flower let's you have fire forever unless you almost get killed, and for a normal human nothing like this could happen.
If you would get one daily, then the star and the cape would be viable, but the metal cap is just trash.

green mushroom.

>>389520364
Red potion allows me to become a cute little girl for 300 years. The choice is obvious.

>>389519131
That doesn't work, silly!

>>389520364
Genius, no contest.

>>389518965
Metal hat seems like a good way to rob an armoured truck.

>>389520364
>including this one
what did he mean by this?

>>389520364
Red one, spend those 300 years learning how to replicate it
>>389518965
Flower

>>389520364
how would you knowingly turn down blue

I don't understand. Let's say I take the starman, do I become invincible for the next 10 seconds only and then never again? What's the point of that?

give me the ability to fly plox

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>>389520364
>tfw already a genius
>tfw too intelligent to pick blue

>>389521602
That the people you give potions to can also hand down potions to people

LEGACY
E
G
A
C
Y

>>389520364
what moron made this one?
obviously pick blue and with your new found intelligence, find a way to make the other two potions for yourself

>>389522423
> find a way to make the other two potions for yourself
Looks like you really need the blue, huh?

>>389522423
>You can't replicate the effects of the other two potions, no matter how hard you try.
???

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>>389522423
HAH I have chosen blue already and with my newfound intelligents I am able to out your post as bait

>>389522504
so i can become the ubermensch but i can't replicate two potions some moron made in their basement. sure.

>>389521785
Green was actually the most popular pick last time this was posted.

>>389522469
>>389522504
>Extend lifespan by 400 years instead of 300 :^)

>>389520364
I was really liking the sound of green until I got to blue.

Gotta choose blue. Even if I'm not as content as I would be with green, the highs are higher.

>>389522423
Learn
How
To
Read

Also, I'd pick blue, because I'd just implant my brain in a robot body and make myself immortal that way. Plus, i wouldn't need to eat, drink, shit etc. and I'd be much stronger/faster than any living thing on Earth if I made myself that way. You'd have to be a bit of a doofus to pick anything other than blue.

Is there a board where these types of "pick one" images are posted/shared frequently?

>>389522825
>>>/mlp/

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>>389520364
Pick blue.
>Have kids at 35
>Give the best one a blue potion when I'm 55
>Tell them to do the same
>Have my children, my children's children, and my children's children's children all be geniuses who change the world and bring about a 100 year renaissance

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>>389520364
>Choose red potion
>become wolverine
>Laugh at the blue nerds dying around you
No contest.

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>>389520364
>pick green
>get kidnapped by a serial killer
>he tortures you to death
>guaranteed to live to 100
>you don't die
>instead you just experience unending pain for decades
>but because it's green potion you enjoy it]

>>389519050
Double Cherry for sure, Invisible Cap otherwise.

>>389522825
/tg/ has CYOA generals

>>389520364
Red makes you outright invincible

It's no question really.

I'm already pretty smart so I don't need blue.

>>389523047
>insane luck in all regards
>ever getting kidnapped

>>389522825
/tg/, but the threads have become kind of self important circlejerks that are obssessed with making overly long CYOAs.

>>389523194
Looks like you really need the blue, huh?

>>389522929
>100 year renaissance

Mate after 20 generations the entire Earth's population would have the blue potion powers. All it takes is one of your descendants disobeying you and giving the blue potion powers to someone other than his children, or to more than one of his children.

It's not all bad though. This would basically improve the entire human race until extinction.

>>389523047
I think the "guaranteed to live to 100" only applies to natural death though.

>>389523006
heh

wait till i take the blue one and find a way to imprison you for the rest of your life

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>>389523047
Literally the Mai-Chan option.
It's awwwwright.

>>389523235
making everyone a genius isn't a good idea

>>389523225
Damn that sucks. I have a low IQ and prefer simple ones.

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>>389523278
>heh kid, I'm gonna beat you with the power of my MIND.

>>389523418
three police officers could wrestle you and jail you for life

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>>389523006
>become wolverine
>when you could become loli wolverine

>>389520364
>pick blue
>make amazing video games
>get bored because it's no fun playing your own games
>make an AI that makes amazing video games for you
yes please

>>389520364
>red
Complete shit. The moment someone finds out that you are virtually invulnerable, you will get kidnapped and tortured. Pray that you find a means to kill yourself before your 300 years of suffering are up.
>green
Effectively suicide. Permanently changing your state of mind in such a way is equivalent to just being a guy hooked up to a happy drug machine. Life has no meaning when you are always content. Still the best option by far.
>blue
This one seems alright at first glance, but the final "benefit" is actually a trap. Giving anyone that much power, and them the power to imbue that much power to others and so on, ensures that the world will end horrifically in a sci-fi hellscape. This choice also has another trap in the final clause: you can't replicate the effects of the other two potions whatsoever. Since the green potion ensures contentment, then this means you cannot have contentment whatsoever. Without contentment, what would there be to live for?

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>>389523281
Do they have the scene?

>>389523759
>The moment someone finds out that you are virtually invulnerable, you will get kidnapped and tortured.
wow, talk about pessimism
>This choice also has another trap in the final clause: you can't replicate the effects of the other two potions whatsoever. Since the green potion ensures contentment, then this means you cannot have contentment whatsoever.
now this is just dumb

>>389523759
>Something kidnaps you
>Change your ideal human form to something that can kill them or get you out of that

>>389520364
Green. It's better to be lucky than be good.

>>389523806
No.

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>>389520364
Buffed Green.

>>389523951
>become a demigod genius
>or
>midna waifu
shit

>>389523951
>pick red
>Force a sissy anon to drink it
>Make him look like your waifu

>>389523864
>something kidnaps you
>try to change your ideal human form to get out of it
>remember that you only change form upon drinking and that it is a human form
>remain kidnapped and suffering

Green is the only good choice. The other two are just made to fuck you over in the long run.

>>389523951
>she loves you unconditionally
>she has no powers, skills, or abilities that a normal human couldn't have

Which is it?

>>389523759
>Life has no meaning when you are always content.
I like how dumb fucks like you think they're smart by invoking some loophole that doesn't exist. Life has no meaning? You would be content with that.

>>389520364
Blue, I can figure out immortality(Not living to 300) and make a immortal waifu(not luck in love)

>>389523759
The contentment that comes with green is a guarantee at a happy life, you're reading a bit too much into this anon.

>>389524235
>He doesn't believe in unconditional love.
Poor anon.

>>389523942
Makes sense I guess, we already have A Serbian Film

>>389520364
blue potion, duh. i can accomplish anything if i tried and im a fucking genius.

>>389518965
>Choose feather
>Decide to give it a test run and go for a fly
>Wow this is pretty fun
>Bug hits me in my eye
>Fuck that hurt
>Lose the ability to fly and fall to my death

Nah, lad.

>>389522213
but you can be a bigger genius

>>389522728
genius! looks like you don't need the blue potion

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>>389518965
Tanooki Suit, Flight AND reusable Invincibility that recharges as opposed to the Stars one off.

>>389520364
Green, I get to be happy and successful, even if it's accidentally successful. Live 100 years, which long enough to enjoy it, probably end up living longer because wouldn't that just be my luck?

>>389524294
What are you talking about? There is no loophole, it is all spelled out simple as can be. You are always content. With unending contentment, there is no need for anything else. You cannot be content if you are hungry, thus you will not feel hunger, but your body would suffer. You cannot be content if you are lonely, thus you have no need for company. You cannot be content if you feel anything other than unending satisfaction and happiness. Contentment is the very thing we strive for in our daily life. Without that physiological carrot on a stick, there would be no reason to do anything, as such would imply a lack of contentment.

>>389524854
>but your body would suffer.
It wouldn't suffer because you'd be content.

>>389525007
When I say your body would suffer, I do not mean that you would notice the suffering. On the contrary, I was implying that you would wither away, entirely unaware of the state you are in, since contentment requires that you do not care.

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>>389524854
You can be hungry and content you retard, you can still be happy and feel hunger, you just don't get down because you can go get food.

Or do you believe that everyone who has ever been hungry has had a mental breakdown because it's just so awful of an experience.

>>389518965
I like how mushroom was purposely excluded because literally everyone would take it.

>>389518965

That new hat of his.

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>>389525210
No, you absolutely cannot be. Contentment requires satisfaction. If you require something, you are by definition not satisfied. You would become not unlike those people with CIPA who cannot feel anything at all, and constantly burn themselves and cut themselves, only realizing it some time after the fact. And of course, none of this would concern you anyways, you are content with these realizations.

>>389525678
No definition of the word content defines it as "requiring satisfaction and no feeling" I've been content while playing a game before but I haven't shat myself because I can't feel the need to shit. I also haven't dehydrated because I can take a drink while content.

>>389525210
You saying that just demonstrates you've never been truly hungry. First off, your brain lacking fuel will start to shut down non-vital functions, not entirely dissimilar to being drunk this will cause erratic behavior and a loss of barriers. In the end, you'll do thinks you never even considered doing, just so you can eat.

There is a difference between being hungry, truly hungry, and being peckish, not that a spoiled brat like you would know.

>>389526037
I'm not saying you can feel starvation you fucking retard, but you will feel hunger enough to want to eat while remaining content. You seem to think content means you can't want things, and that is fucking retarded, you can want something while remaining happy without it. That is called being content.

I might want to fuck an actress but that doesn't mean it makes me unhappy because I can't.

>>389525796
But you will find it defined as a feeling of satisfaction, where satisfaction is the fulfillment of a want or need. You cannot be content if you have needs that must be satisfied ie taking a shit in the bathroom so that you do not shit yourself. And from the green potion's description, you will always be content. It necessarily follows that you cannot both be always content and still have needs.

>>389526248
Show me a definition that precludes needs/wants.

>>389524801
Does the game actually give you messages like that when you use that crutch powerup?

>>389519050

>Now none of us will be virgins

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>>389526385
Being contented is to be satisfied with the current state. Satisfaction is the fulfillment of a need or want. Therefore, contentment is to have the fulfillment of a need or want, and in this instance, we are perpetually content, therefore all needs and wants must be fulfilled. If all needs and wants are fulfilled, there is no need or want to do anything.

>>389525169
so long as you're content it doesn't matter if your body withers away.

>>389526765
This guy doesn't even tao

>>389523864
>upon drinking

dat reading comprehension

>>389526765
>Satisfaction is the fulfillment of a need or want
"A" want or need, not ALL wants and needs.

>>389523951
green is op now

>>389520364
Toss up between red or green. Blue is cool and all but you may still get cancer in your 30s and with a good 100+ year life there's no goal really that you won't be able to achieve if you set your mind to it.

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>>389523047
>pick red
>get kidnapped by government
>subjected to horrific murder-torture experiments for years like in Ajin with no chance of rescue
>because being killed by someone else is technically not suicide you can't do anything

>>389526896
Yes, but the green potion's definition is that you will be content for the rest of your life. Your life would be the summation of all wants and needs over the 100 years of your life, and necessarily they would all be satisfied.

>>389527347
So if a single meaningless need is perpetually fulfilled you satisfy the requirements for contentedness for all your life. It doesn't define what you're content about, it simply defines you are content.

>>389523951
Green feels too phoney.

Red could be interesting to see what life will be like in around 300 years.

Blue is more interesting for the short term and less likely to result in you getting stuck/trapped/imprisoned with no real way out, and you get to leave your mark on history.

>>389526643
No, you dweeb, that's part of the joke, the emphasis how the game is patronising you.

>>389520364
Couldn't you use green's luck to achieve everything blue does?
>try to solve some hard math thingy
>accidentally solve it

>>389520364

blue, how is this even a question?

>>389523759

>You may choose to imbue this power onto 3 pupils
>you may choose
>you may
>may

Guess what dipshit, you don't have to give it to anyone else.

Also, you can be happy without being content 100% of the time.

>>389524235

That's too real for me, man.

I'd still pick blue. Not because history, but because of le genius and mastery.

history is fleeting, our entire society is.

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why would i want to be invincible for 10 seconds when nobody already notices me!

>>389523759
>The moment someone finds out that you are virtually invulnerable, you will get kidnapped and tortured

For 7 generations?

>>389527442
No, it specifically refers to you being content for the duration of your life. One's entire life cannot be content if there is something within that life that is not satisfied. Indeed, while you may argue that it must only satisfy one need, this need is the need for satisfaction itself.

>>389520364
Blue
>create electronic neuron
>create automated surgery to replace real neurons with functionally identical electronic neurons one by one to avoid the whole "it's not really you it's just a copy" meme
>set up a RAID/cloud combo system so you have an immediate backup if you ever die
>hurry along all the fledgling technologies to create a fully electromechanical bodies
I've effectively just given everyone in the world the capability to make their own red potion while not being exactly identical to it, avoiding that last caveat.

All the technology is already there, just in its infancy. We've got robo arms and legs that can perform basic functions. We've got (extremely low resolution monochromatic) bionic eyes. We've even got robotic hearts; some dude just spent a year and a half without a heart while waiting on a transplant, wearing a robotic heart in a backpack. There's the SpiNNaker project, which is trying to use ARM CPUs (the low powered chips in phones and tablets) to create a neuron-by-neuron simulation of the human brain. Last year, we had a robot perform surgery completely by itself for the first time. Elon Musk just launched Neuralink, which is aiming for human brain-computer interfaces.

All this is going on right fucking now, it's just a question of if we'll live long enough to see it get where it's inevitably going.

>>389518965
>take fire flower
>stub toe
>no pain but now I can't shoot fire
Unless I know I'm going into an active warzone or something, it's a terrible pick. Same with the feather. Meanwhile
>take stone cap
>can't move for 20 seconds after wearing it
>still fucking invincible
Even if the invincibility is limited to just those 20 seconds, that can save you from a lot of bullshit.

>>389529037
>set up a RAID/cloud combo system so you have an immediate backup if you ever die
But if (You) die, then that's literally just a copy of (You) with your memories, not (You) yourself.

>>389519942
Here is the thing about the Stone hat.
You become invincible indefinitely.
But the first 20 seconds after initiating it you can't move. which doesn't matter because you are still invincible during it.

>>389520364
>Pick blue
>create a dimension hopping device and steal the other two potions

>>389529661
Alright then smart guy, one brain in a secure location with wireless control over a robotic body with a copy of your primary motor cortex for lag-free reactions.

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choose wisely

>>389531339

god damnit

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>>389531339
yellow

>>389531339
this is beautiful.

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>>389518965
Fuck all of those, give me the Blue Shell from NSMB, that shit looks fun.

>>389520364
Unless I can get a longer life span, preferably pure immortality, with one of the other potions in some way, I choose Red, and then just actually work towards what I'd like to do with my life.
The confidence and motivation from my longer life span, not having to be anxious over death during that life span, and having my ideal body would hopefully help me actually get started with making something out of my life.

>>389531339
This should be in a museum.

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>Stone Cap
>Not Repel Gel

>>389520364
The green one, becoming a cute girl with the red one is very tempting, but it's pointless if my girlfriend is dead

>>389533413
>The confidence and motivation from my longer life span

>lol I have a lot to live I'll start tomorrow I swear

>>389521785
Because intelligence and depression are heavily correlated and being that far above everyone in the world intellectually would be very lonely and isolating on top of that.

Green is the best pick.

>>389531339
Can I take two?
I unironically need yellow and green.

>>389520364
green ez

>>389531339
yellow-white pill would be good for me.

>>389520583
this anon gets it.

I want to be Danger Mario

I would take the feather, but then I would be pretty fucked if some asshole decided to shoot me down.

>>389534549
>being that far above everyone in the world intellectually would be very lonely
but you can give your power to other people

>>389523951
>must at least look human
what the fuck is the point
no zagara no deal

>>389531339
>Yellow doesnt specify if its limited to people who speak the same language as you
Yellow

>>389524854
Just like buddha and who doesn't want to be great buddha

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/v/ ???

>>389538470
-Full Kitchen
-TV
-Skylight
-Workout room
-Medical care
-Garden
-Kitten

>>389538470
>can't download or stream anything
What the hell is the point then?

>>389538470
Kitchen
Computer
Games
Workout room
Books
Hygiene
Medical (3 pt version)
It would suck without internet for porn, but I'll manage.

>>389539759
would porn games also count?

>>389538470
Can't you just use the internet or phone to buy everything else you would ever need?

>>389540951
Can't e-trade with internet. I assume the phone is restricted as well.
Anyway, unless you pick the up front option, you only have your current money to last you ten years. Even if you could use the weekly phone use on shopping, you'd drain your money quickly.