TODAY'S THE DAY

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>>389506739
No it's not. And at this rate it will never be

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GREASE MONKEY

bamp

>>389506739
I'm not giving up hope until midnight Central Time (my zone).

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>it didn't fucking happen
I had allowed myself to feel hopeful for the first time in weeks.

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>It's never coming

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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>389506739
UR UGLAY

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>>389506739
I honestly gaving up on TF2.

Valve clearly doesn't fucking care.

Why in the fuck did i even came back to this fucking game?

AAAANY SECOND NOW....

It's over.
Overwatch won by default.

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It's not though

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Honestly how do you think they'd even fix the Pyro if the update came out? He's just so fucked up, I feel like you'd have to remove him and replace him with a completely different class that shares fire-based weaponry.

NINESIX

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>>389510432
Dane will hang.

>>389510221
>Imagine you're so bored in your hick, ass-backwards town
>That you voluntarily go and pull this kind of shit that's not even remotely creative nor funny

>>389510221
Just fix the hitbox on the flames to reflect the actual model and either buff his speed or mobility (maybe by making it so being on fire slows your movement speed by 5 percent). Also make it so health packs no longer extinguish, just heal you while you remain on fire

>>389510221
you do kinda have to torch the pyro (heh) to put him in a place where he's both fun to play as and against regardless of skill level but valve are retards who'd fuck that up too so who cares

>>389510720
He meant that the update is planned to launch in 2096 so it'll probably actually come out near the year 3000.

>Afterburn damage and duration is now dependent on how long you've been on fire.
>Afterburn damage ticks now start at a higher number and go down over time, while total damage is unchanged. This makes being on fire a more time sensitive issuse.
>base flamethrower damage is reduced by 10%
>Air blast is removed, now right clicking with the flamethrower turns off the pilot light and starts a clicking noise. During this time you can't use the flamethrower.
>Pressing right click again at the third click reignites the pilot light, only now it's noticeably larger. This lasts for a short time before the light returns to normal.
>While the pilot light is larger, the flamethrower damage is increased by 20% (10% over current base).
>Also during this time the initial breath of the flamethrower releases like a quasi fire ball.
>Projectiles caught in the initial breath of the flamethrower are burnt to a crisp.

Overall this will encourage playing like a hit and run ambusher. You'd hide somewhere safe to start the process of reigniting, then go after enemy players during the short time the pilot light is larger. Once the light returns to normal you'd make your retreat in hopes that your afterburn will finish them off.

When going against soldiers or demos you'd employ the same tactic of the current airblast. Left click at the right time so their projectile is hit with the initial breath of your flamethrower.